Not a Crocodile
We can only hope that a breeding population is taking hold and starts eating the gang bangers in the area:
- An alligator was found in the South Branch of the Chicago River near West 37th Street Friday afternoon, police said.
The alligator, which is about 5 feet long, was found alive near West 37th and South Racine Avenue in an area of the river known as Bubbly Creek. The reptile was found by an employee at Midland Metal Products, which is located nearby.
Old Man Daley must be very happy in whatever netherworld he ended up in - the river is much cleaner than it used to be.
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