Thursday, December 07, 2017

How Many Arrests?

That funeral "procession" for some dead gangbanging piece of shit sure had some interesting characters in it:
  • Charges are pending against four people arrested Tuesday afternoon during a funeral procession from Chicago to a cemetery in west suburban Hillside.

    Forest Park police alerted authorities in Hillside about the rowdy procession as the group headed toward Oakridge Cemetery, 4301 Roosevelt Road, according to Hillside Police Chief Joseph Lukaszek.

    The procession was “total chaos,” Lukaszek said. Passengers were hanging out of the vehicles’ windows and driving in and out of traffic as they headed toward the cemetery.

    One of the vehicles in the procession was identified as having been involved in multiple shootings earlier Tuesday in Chicago, including one in front of a church, Lukaszek said.
"Total chaos" isn't a phrase we usually associate with funerals. Well.....most funerals we should specify. And for the vehicle to be identified as being involved in "multiple shootings"? Seriously, what the fuck?

And that's not all:
  • Police stopped the vehicle “with force” at Mannheim and Harrison roads in Hillside after a passenger inside showed a weapon.

    Lukaszek said he used his SUV to ram the vehicle in order to end a short pursuit. A foot chase followed, and three men and a woman — all in their 20s — were taken into custody and are awaiting charges.

    Inside the vehicle, investigators found three handguns with high-capacity magazines and high-impact ammunition
Because you always bring three handguns in a wanted car to a gang funeral, right?

And to top it all off:
  • Between the four taken into custody, they had been arrested more than 160 times.
160 arrests among the four. Assuming that the police aren't sexist and had arrested everyone equally, that's 40 arrests apiece on average. Being the police for decades now and knowing that females are typically arrested less than males, we figure that the three males probably had 50 arrests each and the female maybe 10.

All before the age of 30.

By the time we were 30, we (the writers) had a combined total of 5 movers, 4 parkers, and 2 ass kickings by a cop who wasn't a parent or family member on our "record." We had been working a total of around 20 jobs and been paying taxes for around a decade.

Anyone else wondering why four career criminals were able to get three guns and an arrest total rivaling Charles Manson, Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer combined. At least the dead guy is finally contributing to society as fertilizer and worm food.

[SCC NOTE: This article was originally from the Tribune, but for some reason they took it down - it's probably insensitive or something to point out verified arrests. The link is now from Channel 2, but the article verbiage might not match]

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50 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, I wish the good people out her read this blog.

12/07/2017 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You gotta love Chicagoland. Gangbangers are like rats. They keep multiplying and spreading.

12/07/2017 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better question then how they got the guns is, With a combined total of 160 arrests and not in jail...Oh I know they are non violent offenders......That's why they call it Crook County...Living up to the name......ROTFFLMAO

12/07/2017 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could we get a high mile beater pool car with maybe a snow plow welded firmly to the front end in 22 to use as an escort car for banger processions to Mt. Hope? https://youtu.be/Vbt9fEal5o4

12/07/2017 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kill them all, it's the way of the stars
They are piss ants compared to Manson
But somehow slithered thru the system
Dissolve them in salt water

12/07/2017 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, they were grieving. They were probably Cherokee and were just reenacting a big battle.

12/07/2017 01:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey aclu don’t worry they’ll be out before you know it! Thank Kemisha Fox

12/07/2017 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

40 times each? Well, you see, each of them only got arrested 9 times on 4 separate charges, and 4 times on a 5th charge, so it's all under the threshold of 10x before it becomes worthy of Kimesha's attention...

Probably a bunch of candy bar thefts, fights, disorderly conduct, public urination, and one or two shots fired at someone who took the last chicken wing... nothing to see here per Felony Review... move along... move along.

12/07/2017 01:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can’t wait for the video! You know these idiots already put it on Facebook or YouTube. Can’t fix stupid.

12/07/2017 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn poh-lices disrespecting their right to mourn.

12/07/2017 03:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Trib took down the article about 8 hours after they posted it. I guess they got a call from The Hall and were afraid these NRA members would make the city look bad, or at least part of it. Seems to be the new thing since CPD went pussy up, doing the Iraqi wedding celebration when rolling with Tyrosha in the hearse.

Doesn't Hillside know they were just clowning?

12/07/2017 04:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya gotta save backup copies of these articles on archive.org and archive.is to have proof that they existed.

You can go to these sites and pull up articles that others have archived even if they aren't on-line any more. Very valuable resources, USE THEM!

12/07/2017 06:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In Chicago, they would all get I-Bonds

12/07/2017 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just remember the democaRAT politicians in Congress with their hands up don't shoot and the NFL rats kneeling with their injustices.

12/07/2017 06:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was a short video,( edited?) on the news yesterday, with the Yutes scampering away with the boys in Blue chasing them down...Ahhhhhhh.....Memories.....

12/07/2017 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Father P. must have ulcers of outrage. How did those officers disrespect the mourners?!? He'll demand an ordinance stating that funeral procession are 'off limits.'

12/07/2017 06:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The truth has always been racist.

12/07/2017 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

High impact ammunition? Is that yet another scary feature the media uses to show how afraid they are of guns?

12/07/2017 07:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kim Foxx responds by raising the felony upgrade amount to 161

12/07/2017 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Link to article as of this morning

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-chicago-man-accused-of-pulling-gun-on-hillside-police-during-chase-20171206-story.html

12/07/2017 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Real justice would have ended with four more funerals.

12/07/2017 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know that the final destination of this fine upstanding pillars of the community entourage wasn't Queen of Heaven or Mt. Carmel.

Now I ask, Where we're sheriff Cara Smith(?) and her underling Tom Dart's Suburban Warriors?
I suppose maybe they sent 1 or 2 hack cars, but way after all was over with.

Way to go in protecting and ascertaining gang intel in the suburbs.
Guess they won't run on that platform.

12/07/2017 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Total chaos" isn't a phrase we usually associate with funerals. "

Thats right, It's usually used when talking about Fathers Day in "Da Hood, Da Hood, Da Motherfuckin Hood!"

12/07/2017 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing will come out off these arrests. No one injured or killed. Reckless conduct at best in Cook County.

Can't wait in future for a Hillside Police Officer who Rams a vehicle that won't stop and is disciplined/suspended/fired for their actions....

12/07/2017 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NO consequences for bad behavior assures that it will be repeated and worsen. The "justice" system does NOT understand this, or, maybe they don't care!

12/07/2017 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is high-impact ammunition?

12/07/2017 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember this funeral celebration from 2013?
https://tinyurl.com/y7l5zubb
Running into peoples homes after crashing a fleeing car into a tree.

12/07/2017 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They would have had a police escort in Chicago.

12/07/2017 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If stopped in Chicago they would have forced to sit in a peace circle, followed by a pizza party before being sent on their merry way.

12/07/2017 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omen on guys respect their gang culture and rituals. What a little shooting and traffic mayhem. Those suburban cops just don't get it. Need to teach them the Chicago Way.

12/07/2017 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oops the guy from 2013 made parole just this December. I'm sure he has changed his life around.

12/07/2017 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the CPD brass. This is how you handle gangbangers. Give no quarter. If you do your perceived as weak. Which is exactly why the city is being overrun by the gangs.

12/07/2017 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Back in the day someone had to do something pretty stupid that it could f#ck up a one-car funeral.
Now they do it with guns’es.
This example will make the national news circuit.

In Cook County guns are property crimes.
I-Bonded promptly and joe still has his cousins borrowed ride?

Feral Lawless Chicago loves its unemployed inhabitants.
We love everyone. It’s who we are.
OneChi.org.

12/07/2017 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing but urban terrorists with a death wish.

12/07/2017 10:27:00 AM  
Blogger Jack Trumpblood said...

The Tribune Company has no balls, but they hate President The Donald.

12/07/2017 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Must be part of the crook county corrupt judges attendance programs! then we have this welcome to Chicago tourists see rahms and the democrats values in person:

Couple visiting Chicago robbed of engagement ring, other items worth thousands

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-loop-robbery-engagement-ring-20171207-story.html

couple from out of town were robbed at knifepoint of a $12,000 engagement ring and other items worth thousands of dollars after their GPS guided them toward Lower Wacker Drive in the middle of the night, according to Chicago police.

The man and woman, both 27, were walking on the lower level of 300 North Columbus Drive when three men approached around 1:50 a.m. Thursday, police said.

They pulled out a knife and took the ring, along with a $3,000 suitcase purse, a $2,000 MacBook Air laptop, a $300 suitcase and a $150 iPad mini, police said.

No one was injured, and no one was in custody.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

So the exempt idiots must of made that tribunes reporters stolen car "carjacking" by the 009 station a priority got the car back,and still tribune no descriptions of offenders? Were the victims "sight challenged?" Did goofy "googleme" not put out descriptions?

Rahm did call them quick message:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU0G6qJQ74E

Tourists they don't know how quick you can be an actor in Chicago "street improv theater program!" This is where you give everything away if your chosen to be the next contestant to help our criminals!

12/07/2017 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And this shows that the police are not the problem. The revolving door court system is to blame for these fools being free and walking among us. It's time to demand hard time for these assholes. Quit letting them go because of their skin color.

12/07/2017 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) Will gary be back? Will law and order be reintroduced to the taxapyers in chiraq?:

SNEED: Former top cop Garry McCarthy covets Rahm’s job

https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/sneed-former-top-cop-garry-mccarthy-covets-rahms-job/

Gary gets in, rahm runs vote split and lisa wins all the black and hispanic candidates will be just window dressing to get Lisa in!

12/07/2017 11:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will Mt Dope ever use 119th and stop with the 115th entrance? I doubt it.

12/07/2017 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And they wonder why the "For Sale" signs go up when one or two move into the neighborhood....

12/07/2017 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

High Impact is the new Tactical begat from the former Assault.

12/07/2017 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funeral? Cemetery? Hell, they thought they were going to a barbeque with an open bar!
Thought they would shoot a few squirrels for the barbeque


J.J.

12/07/2017 12:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a great job by the Chief to run the car down and the other officer to apprehend them all. I can only thank God this didn't happen in the city because we would be told to TERMINATE the chase even before it started. The CPD rally cry is "Let them go! Let them go!" as there is some presumption they will somehow be caught later. How I wish we could actually be the police again.

12/07/2017 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice to see there are places that don’t coddle and placate the thugs.

12/07/2017 04:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lolz, high capacity magazines....

12/07/2017 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Tourists they don't know how quick you can be an actor in Chicago "street improv theater program!" This is where you give everything away if your chosen to be the next contestant to help our criminals!
12/07/2017 10:50:00 AM

Return of SCTV??

12/07/2017 08:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well the gang funerals that go to Mt Hope are all treated to a pizza party by alderman oshea

12/07/2017 11:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice work officers!
Unfortunately, you didn’t see anyone with the guns in their hand, on video, and making statements to them possessing it?
Wellllllllllll in Cook County, you have the driver on some traffic tickets, and 3 recovered weapons.
Who cares if they are convicted felons. Dumb-esha Foxxxxx says you don’t know who had which gun- can’t charge anyone.
Free to continue their raping and pillaging.

12/08/2017 01:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Nice work officers!
Unfortunately, you didn’t see anyone with the guns in their hand, on video, and making statements to them possessing it?
Wellllllllllll in Cook County, you have the driver on some traffic tickets, and 3 recovered weapons.
Who cares if they are convicted felons. Dumb-esha Foxxxxx says you don’t know who had which gun- can’t charge anyone.
Free to continue their raping and pillaging.

12/08/2017 01:51:00 AM

Hopefully the suburban dept had the time and resources to do gun residue tests on the arrestees hands to show who fired a weapon

12/08/2017 11:30:00 AM  
Blogger Roger West said...

Did I not read this story might have been a couple years ago, or this madness a common practice for the Street creatures in Chicago.

Obviously I’m not from Chicago, but often read the horror stories. lol every time I see the reference “Tiny Dancer”

12/08/2017 08:46:00 PM  

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