Where's Waldo?
Where's Heiniken for that matter?
We've gotten a bunch of pictures sent to us, so we're posting some for your amusement.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
Where's Heiniken for that matter?
We've gotten a bunch of pictures sent to us, so we're posting some for your amusement.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
86 Comments:
Are you never at 35th?? He’s here walking around every day.
I'm prowling the bars.
Will report any sightings.
No need to thank me, I love this job.
Hic..
There were only a couple of exempts that were real policeman and should have gotten the chief of patrol spot. Most people know who they are. Hein wasn’t really even in the running, but then got a huge political push and help from Tally, who ironically the superintendent now doesn’t like, booted her, and Hein cut ties with tally himself . his incompetence has permanently stained CPD. When crunch time came, he acted like a political pawn and not a police officer. There is no coming back from this. More to come on how he backstabs Snelling and Dana O’Malley… Get rid of this clown.
SCC the media along with other exempts that have had enough know the sad truth about Hein. A group of commanders complained at one point but were shut down immediately.
He’s been told to keep a low profile, but problem is several people he believes are his friends are leaking info all over the place. Couldn’t happen to a bigger dork.
Never looked more spiffy.
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Haha!!! What a loser!! No one respects you. Please just retire and let your wife get the medicare for you
Just sitting in the bar says...
Those jeans...that's a lot of drinks....strong words flying...
Yep....a reach around waiting to happen...
New nickname: Jon P Hide
How sad is it that Hein was only promoted above Commander because he gets Snelling a free meal weekly at Gibsons.
Well the old drunk Hien always brags he has ..."big one"....ask the dollies
This dude did a Houdini better than Houdini.
Is this Jon P Heineken at Edison park fest? Waiting for officers to walk up to kiss his ass.
Is that Jon P with his cronies and their main squeezes?
Commander of 016
Captain 024
Lt 024 1st watch
Lt 016 1st watch???
I have no remorse for tools like Heins. This dude was cocky when Talley was holding his hand and assuring him that she had the ear of the mayor and other politicians. This guy cheated other more qualified white shirts out of a promotion to Chief of Patrol. This guy was living amongst the untouchables.
How about Hein taking care of Lil Timmy Schnoor again. Lil Timmy wanted out of his unit so he was put on 2nd watch in 017. Sent to a district and watch he couldn’t make the bid to.
I saw him at the uniform store last week as he was ordering a couple of 3 star bars because he knows conehead was so proud of him ordering the police to not help the feds
Hein was a do nothing as a blue shirt- we always wondered what him and his partner did all day - nothing ! Coupled with attitude, walking around like his shit didn’t stink , he was never liked back in the 024 days. Years later, he has never changed . A real D-bag.
SCC get a load of this. Couple of days ago I was at the store and who walks in to my aisle? My merit hack classmate. His stripes are so far up his ass he didn’t even notice me. But the real kicker is the phone call he was having. He was excitingly talking about how he wants to start focusing on officers who have been leaving work early and was talking about watching them leave work doing it. Well it doesn’t take a detective to guess where he works. This guy went to the 5th floor after only a few months on the street as a merit Sargent. All of that brown nosing in 24 really helped you didn’t it. I really hope someone at BIA reads this and gets you launched. You did the same shit on the tact team when Q was your boss. So now he gets stripes and he thinks he’s all high and mighty. Maybe he can get launched to midnights in 18. We all know that’s where your master is.
Next time you want to have a confidential conversation maybe look around you. Oh and maybe don’t burn bridges early in your career M.A..
Disguised as a janitor.
Maybe Jon and his BFF , Dan Godsel can paint pictures together. The dynamic duo of smoke and mirrors.
Haha
I have that exact same outfit.
How about that IG report on CPS spending ! Egypt ? Hot air balloon rides ? Vegas baby, Vegas !
..soon to be hired as Chief of Police for the University of Chicago, Illinois, or State Police..a great spot waits for him fatten up his pension waits for him since he services greatness while on their knees and is generously rewarded. The fellators are NEVER hired for their fellating skills anywhere else...no rewards for giving great head anywhere else...useless fucks.
Let me know if you need a partner on the stakeout.Hic.
Tim was told he was getting dumped. Find a place to go.
He still went back to patrol, if he was really taking care of him he’d be somewhere hidden away with zero responsibility and liability.
That picture should be of neighborhood Taverns and then we'd have a real mess of where's JP Heineken ?
Dana the Fatness needs to be removed completely from the CPD along with that Meghan Hickey.
I knew Schnoor years ago and he was a very good guy, maybe you shouldn't be so jealous.
No, we’re not at 35th st.
We’re Cops, not fuckin house mice.
You mean Tim Chiczewski. He’s almost as bad as the sisters. The sister in forensics should show up to work every once in awhile.
Commander of 016 is getting punked especially by the Captain because he heard Murph wants his spot
I don't know, but what's the deal with cops closing the door to the bathroom when they're taking a leak at a pizza joint? I can't believe those two goofs are still cops.
Hein to 1st Deputy- U guys are idiots. It’s already on paper
All these EPI punks were recently promoted thanks to Hein. It’s all legit folks.
Omg this is awesome!!!!
Leaking info on what and to whom?
Who’s the LT in 016?
He left like others (Academy Lt to 022) so when they are promoted it looks like they are promoted from patrol .
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I'm literally NEVER at 35th St.
Couple of changes Friday. 001, 022 and Area 3 will finally get their commanders. No deputy chiefs getting made yet.
White shirts are the only ones leaving early. Not so many Indians anymore
you mean rick flair (leo) does not want those jobs anymore?
No secret that Talley disliked Snelling and even bashed him for his incompetence (ha) well Heinie had to decide which ass he would suck more… Talley or Snelling! Guess which ass he went for?
I was at Binny's today and who do I see getting out of a Miller Lite truck to make a delivery? None other than the chief of patrol himself. I did not believe it but when he was loading up the dolly with cases of Miller Lite, I saw the name on his jacket. So, do not believe the story about him becoming 1st deputy.
MR. T
What store did you see him at? Heard he was a stingy fellow.
Commander of 016 is getting punked especially by the Captain because he heard Murph wants his spot
11/12/2025 02:20:11 PM
STFU. We all know ur salty because you got dumped.
I filed a COPA complaint against Hein and nobody from COPA responded. They are corrupt and not doing their job.
Are we talking about the same hack who was at homan for a bit? He’s at 121 now?! He sucked when he was at 193 and now he’s supposed to be investigating officers? Wow
Since when does the 5th floor have resources to follow cops leaving early? This d bag is dreaming unless someone beefs on others which I’m sure happens with these new recruits
If ur talkin about the same m.a from 024. He is at the resident squad now. He’s just trying to make a name for himself. He was probably kidding. He was a good street cop. Can’t see him going after early ducks when his whole job title is for those who live outside the city.
I’m in as well.
Vanek is panicking now, who will be her sponsor for do nothing spots if he gets dumped. How's Pee Wee doing?
yeah what's your point its dead (for now)
016 is a sinking ship! So many random spots were made upstairs to hide people. A boss double dipping while at work and more to come 🍿......... The Lt is on 3rd watch not 1st. Huge mess stay away from 016!
Was Mighty Mouse shining his boots. Fkn tool
1st w 016. The absolute worst watch to work city wide. Sad to hear the entire district has fallen as well.
Funny you mention the resident team. One of my PPOs told me that one of her classmates got fired because she was living outside of Chicago. Didn’t know we still had enough staff for that crap. Thought my PPO was lying haha
Bc it’s not the 5th floor that’s investigating these allegations. Several years ago and old timer told me about some confidential unit we had within 121. All they do is surveil officers. Guess he knew wat he was talking about..seems like this “m.a” fellow works for them and not the 5th floor. If that’s the thing, say goodbye to gun days backwards hats boys and girls. But hey keep makin those one bag arrests 👍🏻
Ha! Well I’d he wants someone or a group to investigate have him stop by the 3rd district tacktickle team! They never work more than 4 hour tours!!!
^^^Are you kidding me???? “Good street cop who wants to make a name for his self” on the backs of officers going home early? You and him are both clowns. Idk who this guy is but if he has a gripe with POs he needs to find a hobby or maybe hes got an axe to grind given how he burned bridges in his career already
He micromanaged us when he was in 18. He would be up our asses if we took a long lunch, rode a job since others on the watch would ride everything out or even asked for time to get to our lunch spot. His short stint in 18 got him to hq and haven’t heard from him since!! Good riddens
That mouse sure spends a lot of time on his knees.
You didn’t even need to say it.
Just like the idiots wearing masks alone in their car.
They don’t need the biden/harris bumper sticker cause we already knew who they were voting for.
busLICK contributed to that wreckage.
Who’s the tac LT on 016 ??
that would be chubs giannini
Confidentials out of IAD 5th flloor handles all surveillance...medical, residency, and their new big thing, coming late and leaving early. They are not out of 35th St. They have a satellite buiding. They don't take their coverts home so they don't burn them. They don't work special so they don't interact with anyone. Most were brought in by Talley from narcotics years ago. Now, DC T Walker & Lt J M supervise them. They will follow you everywhere and back it up with video and pics. Coverts usually have dark tinted windows. Their detectives handle all criminal case. They work a special watch and it's not 4th. Their office is said to be somewhere near the pumps in 018.
She’ll be made captain before JP leaves the office.
He learned everything from Quadri, that should tell you everything you need to know. Would spit in his own mother’s face if he could get to a better spot to advance his career. Thankfully he left 007, because he was making the watch miserable. He had a couple new pets that would follow him around and listen to his stories.
Try the IG
"You're robbing me the wrong way with this post, which leaves me no choice but to respond!" You f****ing dog s**t, you're trying to tarnish someone's name just because he was doing his job and creating these lies about him. I know exactly who you are, and for one, stop being a f***ing dog, take over an hr lunch, and/or take bull**it jobs, like a parking complaint, and ride it for 45 mins or more while others have to cover your beat and clear your jobs. How the f**k do you sleep at night knowing that you're creating these lies about someone who actually wants everyone to work together, rather than against each other? IF you had the BALLS as big as you have them behind the keyboard. You owe that man an apology. IF YOU were a fucking worker and did your job, maybe you wouldn't have a target on your back from a white shirt. I know for a fact that he won't be that guy watching officers leave early so he can throw them under the bus. JUST remember, kid, be a fucking team player and you won't have to come here and create lies.
Tact Lt. Dale Martin
No, we’re not at 35th st.
We’re Cops, not fuckin house mice.
11/12/2025 02:03:57 PM
A serious question, how much time on the job do you need where it is respectfully ok to work inside. I have 29 years on, waiting to turn 55 and finally I am working inside, I actually feel embarrassed to work inside. Is it wrong for me to feel this way or did I earn my inside spot. I don’t want officers to look down on me because I work inside
along with all his side pieces
The amount of group therapy being displayed here, within this one comment reply thread, would fund the blog for a month, if SCC charged even the minimum rates for mental health ventings.
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I’ve worked under quadri and worked with Ahmed. Two very different types of bosses. Quadri actually supports you where Ahmed was always trying to backdoor officers. Why do you think he got dumped? His juice only got him so far
Hey sarge you forgot to sign your name to that comment!
The misinformation is funny. The confidential section indeed does surveillance. They will photograph you and video tape you and they have the resources to track your movements whether at work or in your personal vehicles. As for office, their office is in the west side somewhere not 18. And they absolutely drive their coverts home, some however choose do not. Just the other day I saw my old teammate in her covert so that’s nothing new. They definitely don’t have tints.They do not get canceled which is true so they don’t get burned. But if this m.a. really works there, then yes he absolutely can and most likely will keep tabs on all ranks coming and going during work hours. I know we have a medical abuse unit so all you medical abusers can clear because I know from experience, they do investigate you. I got lucky. I was actually sick and was able to show them documentation that I wasn’t lying which involved the FOP. Sometimes your claims are legit and sometimes they are not.
Sgt. A is a yes man through and through. He is spineless and is scared of sgt a.h. and the dc and they thrive off it. I don’t even think JM acknowledges him at the office. It was better when T.F was in the building at least both sides had rapport with one another I actually feel bad for his team
4:10:07...They definitely have tints. When someone who sticks out and doesn't look like they belong catches the eye of nosey neighbors and neighbors with lots of cameras..it helps
Dana O’Malley, Clark-Henson and McKenzie need to all go. Have you seen how many Lt’s Clark-Henson requested!!! We are short but this clown gets more people. Dana is a backstabber. Can’t wait for her to go. She is toxic and she manipulates Larry.
I only see white shirts leaving early in 014. Some don’t and stay the whole shift but most of them play games, coming in late, leaving early while if you show up late to roll call they counsel you or if you ask to leave early they write you up.
You work 9 hours a day? put
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