Saturday, July 09, 2016

Dumbass

Evidently, the hairplugs have entered his brain and started eating it:


Unless of course, he means armed felons who had just threatened numerous people at the store should stop resisting and fighting the police when they get caught dirty.

Otherwise, fuck Urlacher. We'll post any pictures people send us of them torching his jersey.

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73 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck your Urlacher you hillbilly piece of shit

7/09/2016 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brain a failed football player just a punk with an agenda!

7/09/2016 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My friend, who is 5'11' and around 200lbs beat the shit out of urlacher on Division Street some years ago. Urlacher is a pussy on and off the field.

7/09/2016 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have one I will burn shortly, how do I email you the pic? I'm not too tech savvy...

7/09/2016 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not a sports guy but i am sure that there is an appropriate football analogy .

7/09/2016 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The liberal thought process is that the police must be shot first, just to make sure the shithead really really had the intent to hurt the police and then maybe not shoot back in case he was just wants to surrender. And the pandering politicians don't have the guts to tell them that is not the case. And a poor black getting shot only for a traffic stop, it is an unknown risk stop. Again the politicians don't get it. If you want to make yourself nuts, read the NYT comments after a police shooting. They really believe that shit that we must take the first hit and give the thug the benefit of the doubt and first trigger pull. They go on to rationalize that we knew the job has risks when we took it. How about telling the shithead that being a resisting armed criminal has risks too.

7/09/2016 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone who knowingly fucks Paris Hilton has no fucking brains, anyways.

7/09/2016 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I'm going to go to the Salvation Army store and buy his jersey just to burn it

7/09/2016 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Makes you think twice about taking the NFL seriously. You know they don't give a fuck about you so why bother giving a fuck about them? Why spend money buying tickets? Jerseys? You're just helping the haters get rich.

7/09/2016 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is the truth and facts, and then there is the liberal agenda.

7/09/2016 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Urlacher would be the first guy to fire back at anybody who second guessed something he did on the field so fuck him for second guessing the cops. You've never played on our field so shut the fuck up Brian.

7/09/2016 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous 1-800-Angry-Cop said...

You can also tweet the Hair Farmer @BUrlacher54 I'm sure he'd love to see your pics and hear your comments.

7/09/2016 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Easy for him to say. He's never had to put that uniform on and work the street. He's never walked in a cop's shoes.
Cocksucker made millions while telling fans to fuck off for judging his actions on the field and off. Fucking hypocrite.
I liked the NFL better when I didn't know anything about the players. It seems to me most of them are total jags.

7/09/2016 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When is urlacher going to stop knocking up young ladies?

7/09/2016 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The hands may be empty now, but that doesn't mean he either didn't have his hand on his gun or wasn't reaching for the gun. Fuck these assholes. Why don't they teach these assholes K-12 to not resist the police if you want to live longer. But no. They are emboldened to believing that they have the right to resist. There are consequences for stupid actions.

7/09/2016 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His brother is running for office. Casey. Fuck him too

7/09/2016 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ALTON STERLING WAS A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER AND AN ARMED VIOLENT FELON

"The investigation is still very new in the death of Alton Sterling, but there is one thing that is clear. These officers in this video found a gun on Sterling. Sterling has a criminal record dating back to 2000 according to New York Daily News. His convictions would keep him from being able to lawfully purchase or carry a firearm.

"Sterling was a registered sex offender, after a 2000 conviction for carnal knowledge of a juvenile, records show. The circumstances of the case were not immediately clear. Records say he was released for his offense in October 2004.

"He was previously arrested for aggravated battery, criminal damage to property, unauthorized entry and domestic abuse battery, records show. In 2009, he was sentenced to five years in prison for marijuana possession and for carrying an illegal weapon with a controlled dangerous substance.

"Family members said he was on probation when he died and would not have been allowed to carry a gun."

Sex offender registry entry here --

http://www.icrimewatch.net/offenderdetails.php?OfndrID=571319&AgencyID=54068

310 pounds, armed, and fighting the police...

7/09/2016 01:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He put his ball hair on his head, What do you expect? And he got suckered into knocking up ghetto whore groopie. Great football player, not to much on the smarts though.

7/09/2016 01:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What an asshole!

7/09/2016 02:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's another fucking false hero.

7/09/2016 02:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Being a police officer...it seems as if all the people we grew up admiring or currently admire for their athletics or art is against us. People that mean a great deal to me have let me down with their rush to judgement regarding the police. This is a time when police, although have always felt isolated to an extent are now in a confirmed state of isolation. No one is on our side except our own (and not even entirely, EDDIE!) and our families. Though shall not worship false idols. God bless the Police. I got yo back!

7/09/2016 02:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His hands were empty because he didn't get to his gun, good job officers.

7/09/2016 02:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brian should unconcern himself with police work. Stick to whether you want a shaved head or a douche hairstyle.

7/09/2016 02:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel the spirit of Sam Kinison upon me, with a touch of Luciano Pavorotti. For all the celebrity fucktards who just gotta spout an opinion no matter how misinformed it may be:

(deep breath, key of F minor)

Would you please maaaaaaaaaaake like the
winnnnnnd aaaand just blowwwwww meeeeee?
No one gives a ratfuck how you feel . . .

On a more serious note: boycott these bozos.
Remember the shitstorm when the singer for the
Dixie Chicks commented she was ashamed to be from the same state as George W. Bush? Then all the media whining about the backlash
when the (former) fans turned off the money?

Inflation has robbed our purchasing power
over the years. Pay bills and take care of your families. Let the celebrity douchenozzles feel the pinch for a change. They support the grievance industry crybabies and the foot soldiers of the Free Shit Army but won't support the people trying to preserve civilized society? Fuck them sideways on
a spiral staircase.

7/09/2016 03:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So Brian, that receiver that was about to catch the ball that you drilled into the ground, his hands were empty too right?

7/09/2016 03:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As hard as it is to believe, this guy is dumber than he appeared to be when broadcasting football on television

7/09/2016 04:51:00 AM  
Blogger Vr said...

Hey Brian, I'm a Philly PD Sgt, just wondering, when was the last time you had to wrestle with someone who had a gun? What's the format you follow? If I'm nice to him he'll be nice to me, right? If I get shot,I'm a dead "hero". if I shoot him I'm an out of control rogue cop.

7/09/2016 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One too many concussions has rendered him more brainless then originally thought

7/09/2016 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Took my son and his friend to Bears camp years ago. All the kids were lined up waiting for the players to come onto the field to get autographs and interact a little. Urlacher walked right past all of the young boys calling out to him. Looked the other way when he heard them calling his name. Arrogant piece of shit. Huge waste of money just to disappoint some kids. Never went back.

Everytime we want a good laugh I'll say remember what a blast we had at Bears camp?

7/09/2016 06:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The Free Shit Army."----I'm stealing this. So true.

7/09/2016 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares what the most over-rated, HAS-BEEN, athlete in history, has to say!!!

7/09/2016 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Makes you think twice about taking the NFL seriously. You know they don't give a fuck about you so why bother giving a fuck about them? Why spend money buying tickets? Jerseys? You're just helping the haters get rich.

7/09/2016 12:48:00 AM

No man should be taking any sports seriously. Leave that shit to the 12 year old boys. Nothing more disturbing than seeing a grown ass man walking around in another grown ass man's jersey. Focus on what truly is important, your family and friends. When our ticket is up, it's up, and you'll look back wishing you'd spent the time you wasted watching Urlacher on TV chasing a ball, with them. Your families stats are the ones you should be following in life, not a bunch of liberal no brain athletes who do nothing to better your life.

-old guy circling his grave

7/09/2016 06:55:00 AM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

can't see how this clown graduated high school. don't worry sports fans. somebody will start a gofundme account the day he becomes broke and homeless.

7/09/2016 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BU was just scared. If he posted anything else, the bruthas would have caught him in the showers at the club, and wham, bam, fuck you ma'am.

7/09/2016 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always thought he was dumb as a box of rocks. Always real short with reporters, and when he did talk, he sounded very stupid. Damn goof.

7/09/2016 07:37:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Dickhead.

7/09/2016 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unless you take a walk in their shoes, STFU

7/09/2016 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Over rated LB, he suck's and still does ,with his hairline creation!

7/09/2016 07:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saw Brian talking to Butkus , he looks like a dwarf with a rug against footballs greatest number 51

7/09/2016 07:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many mentally unstable broads is he paying child support to? They all won ghetto lottery and this goof still doesn't get it

7/09/2016 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was gonna spring for the same hair plugs that Urlacher got. I was gonna go for the doll hair look instead of the cue ball look. Guess what Urlacher, you just cost your hair plug sponsor 10k. Because of you and your foolish tweets, I'm gonna grow out what I have left and do the comb over. Smooth move Francis.

7/09/2016 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...





America - where meatheads are paid millions to play a kid's game and then consulted for political wisdom.

7/09/2016 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical Urlacher, always jumping in late and not taking things heads on, just like the tackles he made (or credited with) 6 yards downfield from the line of scrimmage.

7/09/2016 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What would truly help is for rich people, like Urlacher, to move into the hood. Think about it, with his money he could take one of the mansions in Austin and revitalize it thereby starting the revitalization of the whole neighborhood. All of his children could move in and show what parenting is all about. Block parties, cook outs, stuff that makes a neighborhood fun, he could even coach the park district football team. Come on Brian, and all liberals, that's what is truly needed.

7/09/2016 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ 7/09/2016 03:23:00 AM...

Maaaannnn!
Morning coffee spayed
every which way...

Thankfully, we missed
the computer, but not by much.

"Fuck them sideways on a spiral
staircase."

Lol!
The one we're thinking
about was iron, two stories
and was caged-in to keep
dummies from going over
the rail. You could count
on SOMETHING of yours
being badly broken if you
fell.

This demands a tee shirt.

7/09/2016 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Buy a jersey, piss on it while videotaping the urination, then send it to Urlacher piss and all. Or just post the pissing video on some site.

7/09/2016 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With tele[hone videos, people will continue to instantly get half the story and our lives will continue to be put in danger as the savages go off with half the story and their own misconceptions. And cops are going to continue to do work and get shot for the savages? No way.

7/09/2016 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still don't even know the whole story on this there has been so much going on. Did this gold-toothed future astronaut have a gun or no?

7/09/2016 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Urlacher was a worthless waste of a bear uniform.

Dick Butkus #51

7/09/2016 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a dickhead!!

7/09/2016 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps Brian should check into the NFL's concussion program.

Thought that after the hair implant he would land a local media job. Not now. Maybe they saw that he was a box of rocks.

7/09/2016 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone wants to rush to judgement without waiting for any of the actual facts.
Facts and truths only get in the way of BLM groups and the media's anti police agenda.

7/09/2016 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His hands were empty just like his skull.

7/09/2016 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I met him a couple of times at fundraisers. He was pro police and a decent guy. This is the reason the left has taken over the fourth estate. They have corrupted the Media and they now control the simpler minds.

It is up to to educate the minds that are corrupted. It is a job. Do it or the Country falls.

7/09/2016 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did he ever pay up on his child support? Handjob!

7/09/2016 12:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brian who?

7/09/2016 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop supporting these team's, there all flaming Libtard's!

7/09/2016 02:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Urlacher is obviously brain damaged.
What a moron.

7/09/2016 02:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

people in general are not against cops so much as they are against government. unfortunately, cops are the most visible face of government. we will yet rue that we decided along the way to turn police departments into mostly revenue generation. that has had the effect of turning even those who would normally support police into at least a position of ambivalence about them.

it used to be that unless you went out of your way to do so, you just never interacted with police. they dealt with the bad guys. with the revenue generation model of policing, police now interact with just about everyone in a negative way and over time that has had inevitable negative consequences.

it is not the only problem. just one of many.

NAC

7/09/2016 02:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Urlacher?...Never heard of her.

7/09/2016 05:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

never heard of her

7/09/2016 06:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its better to be thought a fool , than open your mouth and remove all doubt !!! The has been is being neglected and he is jumping on on the band wagon ... Good show jagballs ... Maybe this will get you back in the lime light , NOT!

7/09/2016 08:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I did not know that the proper spelling of pussy" was actually Urlacher. Who knew?

7/09/2016 09:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a jersey with this assholes name on it, when a tech savvy friend comes by you will get the video.

7/09/2016 11:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Ping Pong said...

Does a pic of my dog taking a shit on an urlacher jersey count???

7/10/2016 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I worked a side gig and had to videotape his bastard kid exchanges at the Lake County Oasis with his baby mama. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Now he's giving social and political commentary. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

7/10/2016 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm Brian who?

7/10/2016 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want all of you to take a brief minute and think about this scenario from Alton Sterling's perspective. Put yourself in his shoes.

You are a 5"11 300ish pound African American man. You are at the gas station selling bootleg cd's. The same motherfucker you chased off earlier this week is trying to sell cd's in your spot. Bitch should know better. You know how shit be so you brought your pole and let's keep it real you better punk this motherfucker and let him know you ain't lacking.

Punk bitch leaves and calls the police like punk bitches do. Police walk up on you straight trippin. You know you still have the piece on you and your big ass is not out running anyone so what are your options. You can fight two armed officers or you can shoot they ass, but let's be real you ain't fittn to go back to jail, no way no how. Then this fuckin police tackles you and it's on.

You realize after you are shot that maybe you could have done the time after all but by then it's too late. Now you are just another hashtag for black lives matters.

7/10/2016 11:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
BU was just scared. If he posted anything else, the bruthas would have caught him in the showers at the club, and wham, bam, fuck you ma'am.

7/09/2016 07:06:00 AM


Looks like we have a flag on the play . . .

ILLEGAL MOTION IN THE BACKFIELD.
15 YARD PENALTY. REPEAT THIRD DOWN.

Sometimes the jokes write themselves . . .

7/11/2016 01:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another Fucking Police Expert...

7/11/2016 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brian always has and continues to be, very supportive of First Responder causes. Don't judge this too quickly!!

7/11/2016 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lost another fan. Bored or feeling irrelevant since u retired? Now I'm glad you never got a ring. Asshole.

7/13/2016 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you expect from a do-nothing, has-been? Remember, he couldn't get a job as a cop- flunked the psych; and Burger King wouldn't hire him, either- so what was left? The NFL- they'll take anyone.

7/14/2016 09:00:00 AM  

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