Parent(s) of the Year Nominee
Is this a future brain surgeon? Or a psychopath as recent studies might show?
- A toddler who was found alone on a South Side beach late Sunday was identified and reunited with his family more than 12 hours later.
Chicago police had been seeking the public's help in identifying the toddler, who was found alone at Rainbow Beach.
The child was identified and reunited with his family, according to an email from Chicago police sent about 11:25 a.m. Monday. A police spokeswoman said detectives still were interviewing the family and no additional details about the case were immediately released.
The boy initially was found near 75th Street and the lakefront around 10 p.m. He was wearing gray shorts with white stripes and black Jordan gym shoes, police said. He wasn't wearing a shirt.
Because we always go to the beach and leave a kid behind. Doesn't everyone?
Labels: un-fucking-believable
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
44 Comments:
It's just part of the time-honored Amish subculture.
So what are the charges and who is in custody? Oh that's right, Kimesha Foxxx is the states attorney now... Let her peoples goooooooo!
"He was wearing... [ ] and black Jordan gym shoes, police said."
Of course he was.
Lets wait for the rest of the story to come out, and not so quick to pass judgement.
Haven't you seen "Home Alone"?
Things happen!
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Haven't you seen "Home Alone"?
Things happen!
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That kid has zero chance to make it out.
Was the kid named Macauly Culkin?
God damn it. I think they left him again, behind Soldier Field tonight. I was walking to the Elvis Costello concert on Northerly Island. Saw a kid in gray shorts walking unattended out of the grass that borders the water just south of the planetarium. I thought he said "momma" as I walked by. He was looking into the parking lot. He stopped on the curb. I stopped conversation, looked back at him a couple times. People were walking by. I decided he seemed to be looking at a couple people at a car, and that they must be his parents. But I wasn't satisfied with that judgment and continued to wonder why such a young kid was standing alone on a curb as people streamed by. If they fucking left him again, I'm going to scream.
The parents are suffering from Chronic Early Onset Alzheimers Disease.
Or maybe just to much chronic?
It's nice to know the parents got a good nights sleep before picking up their child.
Sounds like the Taste. Just let your kids go, and collect them later. (while you enjoy a child free day)
He was hoping a white liberal family would find him and raise him to be the next prince of the city, kinda like the twerp murder mayor...
Reminds me of the old bud billiken parade. Parents would abandon their for kids and not claim them for three days.
Had the chitlin' drowned at the shoreline, Mama woulda sued the Park District for the lifeguards being uninattentive...
DCFS looked into it. Everything fine it was un founded
Jeez....That's how they get rid of their pets when they get tired of caring for them....Drop'em off and GO.....
They probably didn't realize he was missing until they found the extra bag of breakfast potato chips.
I have a 3 yr old and if he's out of my sight for 5 min/ in my own house I go into panic mode. These people are truly different in kind are they not?
Swedes?
Ain't nothing new......back when it was Chicago Fest, we had at least 10-15 kiddies "lost" who ended up at the kiddie tent, from start to finish of the day.....no one came looking until the fest was being shut down nightly......and this was each and every day of it......
I knew what was happening.....da Mommas got a free baby-sitting service for the day and could go have a good time by themselves with da baby daddy.....but the bosses wouldn't let us turn the kids over to DCFS......no wonder the community is so phucked up.....
Really.....what responsible parent needs TWELVE HOURS To know her 2 year old is MISSING???
Wouldn't want to lose that welfare check at the beach!
What's a parent to do?
The city pays you to walk your kid to school
The city pays your mother to watch your kids
Why can't the city pay for beach sitters so the parent(s) can unwind?
They were smoking synthetic marijuana and forgot where they were. They got 11 babies, so it's easy to forget just one or two.
C'mon SCC.
They were just doing a practice run for Bud Biliken.
Did they wake up the next day with a hangover and realize they left something at the beach?
I'm sure DCFS will investigate and find that everything is A-Ok and close the case.
Lets see, get cracked out at beach, forget kid, take 24 hrs to sober up, then lie to police about the whole thing.
I can understand this happening. I once forgot a Beach-ball at the beach.
It's kinda the same thing.
Isn't it?
(rotfl)
He was made so that momma could get a bigger EBT and welfare check. That's his sole reason for existence. No nurturing required, just keep him breathing so the checks keep coming.
Anonymous said...
Lets wait for the rest of the story to come out, and not so quick to pass judgement.
6/13/2017 01:11:00 AM
You have GOT to be our resident troll, trying to stir up shit.
There is no way a rational human being could think there's a good explanation for not knowing you lost your little kid for sixteen hours.
Back when I used to teach in an "underprivileged" area, I couldn't believe most of the kindergarten kids didn't know their last name, mama's name.. besides "mama" and their phone number or address. Usually took until May before they all learned names and numbers.
Where is the outrage from Fr. Flaky.♠️
The sad part is thirty-forty years ago Grandma raised the kids.
Mama could party and have a good time, all the time.
Add a few years.
Then her brats had kids, and Grand-mama was to busy going out with mama to take care of the brats.
The poor kids are on their own, not being raised, somehow trying to stay alive.
There is a word for their lack of upbringing, FERAL.
There was a commercial years ago, a child was lost and did not know his parents name except "honey" and "dear." It was after this that everyone realized they needed to teach heir kids their names. A group of celebrities recounted how they had "lost" their children at various places. Would you try to arrest them too?
Hey @01:52, I wonder why if you thought this child was in danger you did nothing. But you did look back a couple of times.
Some hysterical comments in this thread. Gallows humor at its finest. KB's "breakfast potato chips" wins.
'Family' was at home engrossed in a game of chess...all twelve of them.....dads were skyping hints from the DOC.
Only them...
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...
Some hysterical comments in this thread. Gallows humor at its finest. KB's "breakfast potato chips" wins.
6/13/2017 09:05:00 PM
---seconded.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
So what are the charges and who is in custody? Oh that's right, Kimesha Foxxx is the states attorney now... Let her peoples goooooooo!
6/13/2017 12:27:00 AM
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Like Abraham Lioncoln is she not?
Didn't you get the memo? After loosing the 9th shorty ... then you can be charged.
Hey @01:52, I wonder why if you thought this child was in danger you did nothing. But you did look back a couple of times.
6/13/2017 08:38:00 PM
I went to the concert. More than the parents, that you defend.
There was a commercial years ago, a child was lost and did not know his parents name except "honey" and "dear." It was after this that everyone realized they needed to teach heir kids their names. A group of celebrities recounted how they had "lost" their children at various places. Would you try to arrest them too?
6/13/2017 07:43:00 PM
How many years ago? Im 40 and have never seen such a commercial.
What the fuck does it matter anyway.
Your supposition is that it is common procedure only because of a commercial that was produced at least half a century ago, so that makes it ok???
Are you fucking retarded?
Is smoking and drinking while pregnant ok now too, because it was ok to do 50 years ago?
If you lose a child for 12 hours at the fucking beach and YOU DON'T notify the authorities you are simply negligent. I know you are too dumb to understand so ill make this easier for you. BEACH=WATER=DROWN=DEATH
I like the posters who are saying.. ..Let's not rush judgement..Or the celebrities made a commercial so it's a common occurrence... Lol! Yeah okay in what fucking demension? Any "parent" who forgets a small kid at the beach and takes 12 hours before initiating action to find said child is a shit bag useless scumbag that has no business taking care of even a hamster let alone another human being. It's horrendous the way these ghetto people treat their children. Any copper who has worked in the hood for any length of time can tell you. Most people in normal places show more loving kindness to their dogs than these people show to their own children. And It's a wonder why they grow up all fucked up???
So sad.
I am here to enlighten and entertain.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
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