Sunday, July 02, 2017

And About Those Trends....

See the post below this one, but hey, what a start to the long weekend:
  • Five people were shot dead and at least 15 others were wounded in 13 hours during the start of the long July Fourth weekend.

    In total, four men and a woman were killed and at least 18 other people were wounded in separate attacks from early Friday morning to early Saturday, which included a rifle shooting on the South Side.
Quite a few maimings, too:
  • A 13-year-old boy was shot in the buttocks just before 2:40 a.m. Saturday while he was walking in the 5500 block of South Talman Avenue, police said. He was taken to Comer Children's Hospital, but police did not immediately release details about his condition.
A commentator relates that this "victim" is a known SD and the projectile entered his ass and exited his scrotum, leaving him a eunuch.

So the weekend has just about matched last year's homicide count (2016 - six dead) in a mere 13 hours. That doesn't bode well for Navarro's presser claiming crime was down.

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72 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Leaving him a eunuch"

Thanks SCC, you have me laughing my balls off

7/02/2017 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The clans are hostile and out for blood. There will be many dead to avenge. The rest of the summer may prove bloody.

7/02/2017 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crime is down, crime is down - do you hear me - crime is down,

Sincerely,

Rahmacide

7/02/2017 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shot the nuts off? That's good for future crime, eunuchs don't reproduce AND they're not as aggressive as intact men. All in all, a win-win!

7/02/2017 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have a Safe and Happy Independence Day everyone.

I hate it when people call it the 4th of July.

You wouldn't call Christmas the "25th of December".

7/02/2017 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Again, I would like to extend a hearty 'Fuck You' to any exempt Gold Star who was once in the position to possibly voice an honest opinion on manpower, but chose to remain a gutless prick.

You pussies sicken me.

E. Nigma

7/02/2017 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see dead people.

The Good News is the State of Illinois finally passed a budget after almost three years. Democrat leader Madigan said on Friday, after they failed to pass a budget on Friday June 30; said that they will pass a budget a day late on July 1st.

Congratulations! You.... uh wut? They didn't pass abudget on Saturday? Madigan lied?

Madigan LIED!!!!

7/02/2017 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn eunuchs now, there goes the kids happy times all gone-- shit eventually he will not be able to enjoy an ice cold sweet beverage without paying through the hole in ball sack, buttocks, and asshole

7/02/2017 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Uncle Leo said...

13 yr old out walking the mean streets at 2:40 am. Don't know about everybody else, but I was never walking the streets at 2:40 am when I was 13. I'm sure some how this is the fault of the big bad racist CPD.

7/02/2017 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's ok!! Death is good as the overtime checks keep rolling in! Having my RDO canceled and missing the holiday won't really be a big deal when I'm having a drink on a beach come furlo in November
Death pays!! ☠️

7/02/2017 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Little Rock stole your thunder. 27 shot and wounded, with three others injured.

All in one night club.

7/02/2017 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the dummies special ed has promoted are starting to shine. Cmdr of 7 was on the scene of the englewood triple,along with his merit co-part. After two are shot and killed on the front porch with numerous rounds fired at the residence. The top dogs weren't even smart enough to check on the occupants of the residence. Guess what, 18hrs later we have a dead man in the residence with numerous holes in um. But instead of special ed making the brass that he made accountable, he will blame someone else. Tiny dancer U gave special ed the keys to the kingdom by prodding from father faker and the storefront reverends. U should've just checked how many arrests he had in his career where he was in box 1 or 2. Ur whole command staff is a farce when it comes to knowing how to do police work. U will go down as the dwarf that turned Chicago into Detroit. Keep giving um everything. Even though all they are is DEATH and DESTRUCTION!!!

7/02/2017 02:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so it's not a decrease in the increase but anincrease in the increase? good thing it's a long weekend.... time to bury the story..

7/02/2017 03:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like the gene pool is getting a little chlorine.
At 13 I wonder how many kids he already had?

7/02/2017 04:02:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

Q1 - how many victims were White?
Q2 - how many victims were Hispanic?
Q3 - how many victims were African American?
Q4 - how many offenders were White?
Q5 - how many offenders were Hispanic?
Q6 - how many offenders were African American?

What's that, you say? I'm a racist for asking?

7/02/2017 04:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So the 13 year old got a free vasectomy?

7/02/2017 04:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that the Feds are here, maybe they'll focus on the rail yard at 55th and Normal. That's one of the main ways the guns are getting here.

7/02/2017 05:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11 blowing up 5 shot in an hr, 1st watch forced to stay overtime and watch over savages

7/02/2017 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It don't really matter? Rahmmie don't care why should anyone else?

7/02/2017 05:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These murdered are just collateral damage to the current mayor in the battle for his reelection.

7/02/2017 05:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it's time to partition the west and south sides into the west and south "no-go" zones. You coppers know what the reasonable boundaries should be. Let us know. This way we can keep track of and put all these shootings in their proper perspective for reporting purposes. If the seemingly majority of residents of those zones don't feel that all lives matter, then why should I?

7/02/2017 05:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"the projectile entered his ass and exited
his scroutum, leaving him a eunuch."
SCC classic journalism

7/02/2017 06:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

13 years old shot at 2:40 AM I would ask about his parents but that would be stupid on my part. Whoever shot his balls off should get a medal or maybe a street named after the them. Now if we could repeat this about 30,000 times it might bring down the crime rate in about 13 years. It's nice to start the day with a smile on your face and this story put a smile on mine.

7/02/2017 06:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are a lot of scores to settle. The tigers are stalking the jungle this holiday weekend. Stay fetal - stay safe.

7/02/2017 06:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More supervision is needed to light a fire in officers. Promotion classes immediately after Labor day.

7/02/2017 06:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WeeZee coming to Mass Trans with Henny Penny it's a done deal!!!

7/02/2017 06:40:00 AM  
Blogger dave said...

13 years old out for a stroll at 3am. Sure what could go wrong. When are the parents getting arrested for neglect. Dam shame

7/02/2017 06:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crime is down only in there imaginary world. They created this fetal department & environment now let them deal with them. I hope I don't have to hear Stripping Johnson that he is just tired of this violence speech again. Just retire rahms hand puppet.

7/02/2017 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

13 year old "children" are supposed to be in bed and asleep at 2:40 in the morning. What kind of responsible parent... nevermind, the children of "responsible parents" were in bed at 2:40 A.M. Just like their working parents.

J.J.

7/02/2017 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could this SD have been happily walking towards home, after his latest crime, when "Daddy" "fixed" his little ass? Hahahaha!

J.J.

7/02/2017 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT!!!!OT!!!!,WHEEEEZZZZEEEE has "NOT" been at work in 009,she is in "boston" for "executive management" training help by "perf"for those of you who do not k now what "perf" stands for,Police Executive research forum (perf) I guess if your dating the "superintendent" you jump to the top of the list....Unreal

7/02/2017 07:41:00 AM  
Blogger dda6ga dda6ga said...

Talman Federal Savings RIP

7/02/2017 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

preventing crime, 1 scrotum at a time

7/02/2017 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does being rendered sterile but alive qualify one for a Darwin Award?

7/02/2017 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

at least he won't procreat, his little deed to stop the violence

7/02/2017 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So 2 tactical Officers on patrol hear shots fired, they respond and encounter an armed offender, they engage and ARMED OFFENDER IS SHOT,but community it activist says eye witness saysas the police didn't come in with lights and siren and didn't respect this offender by shooting him. Why does the news media put these goofs on the air. I don't lIke body cameras but I sure hope they tell a good story to quiet these assholes who try to stir the pot. I guess the police really need to not do a thing and let these criMinas kill each other.Stay Safe Officers.

7/02/2017 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I forgot to fart in your direction- you forgot to add how many victims were Asian? How many offenders were Asian?

7/02/2017 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm. ever notice many of the victims were out after hours..

7/02/2017 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I worked with a couple ATF agents the other night. While they were very professional & I would trust them with my life. They seemed a bit shocked at the extent of the violence here.

7/02/2017 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look on the bright side, if he's castrated at 13, he hasn't had much time to breed more hoodrats that you'll have to deal with someday.

7/02/2017 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commander of 007 Dist is a joke..

7/02/2017 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@Anonymous Uncle Leo said...
13 yr old out walking the mean streets at 2:40 am. Don't know about everybody else, but I was never walking the streets at 2:40 am when I was 13. I'm sure some how this is the fault of the big bad racist CPD.

7/02/2017 01:02:00 AM

Oh, I'm sure the hard working young lad was on his way to pick up papers for his route. LOL

7/02/2017 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...
Q1 - how many victims were White?
Q2 - how many victims were Hispanic?
Q3 - how many victims were African American?
Q4 - how many offenders were White?
Q5 - how many offenders were Hispanic?
Q6 - how many offenders were African American?

What's that, you say? I'm a racist for asking?

7/02/2017 04:07:00 AM
============================

Are you CRAZY???
You can't say that!!
The truth is not welcome in this town!

7/02/2017 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As carefully as you write your blog, SCC...I laughed my ass off. Really.

7/02/2017 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

13 years old out for a stroll at 3am. Sure what could go wrong. When are the parents getting arrested for neglect. Dam shame

7/02/2017 06:45:00 AM

parents? now that is funny! oh, you weren't kidding?

7/02/2017 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a ball-buster?!

Ulysses "U Nick" Nickson, 1963

7/02/2017 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"More supervision is needed to light a fire in officers. Promotion classes immediately after Labor day."

Thanks for the laugh

7/02/2017 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The poor lad must have been starting his paper route early so he could get to church in time to alter serve. Why else would he be out that early, err, late. No baby mommas in his future.

7/02/2017 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a good news / bad news situation... Ya'all sees, the famous and renowned SD Choir practice ran extra refrains, and our lad was just getting home late, and got a lead enemma on the way. The good news is that the choir was short a couple of sopranos anyway. Look for an offshoot of the SD's to call themselves the Soprano Slick Bottom Disciples. Not much at mixing it up, but ready for prom night at division 4 at Dart's pizzeria.

7/02/2017 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special Ed and the Surge may put a damper on some evening shot-kilts but the daytime feral predators will make up the diff.

As for the 13 yo twilight urchin out for a stroll...we could have a contestant for America Gots' Talent.
Now he can hit those high notes just like MJ and an extra rear entry too.

So what's the guardians responsibility in this incident?
(Nobody in custody. DCFS is investigating.)
Will they seek a refund of entitlement payments from momma for failing to secure the urchin?

Stay Fetal.

7/02/2017 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"A commentator relates that this "victim" is a known SD "

I respond:

What is a known SD?

7/02/2017 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rectum shit nearly blew his balls off. 20 dead 60 shot up to midnight on the 4th.

7/02/2017 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

13 yr old boy out at 2:40am? Lack of accountable parents leads to all this shitcago crime. A known problem among one group of people.

7/02/2017 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WeeZee coming to Mass Trans with Henny Penny it's a done deal!!!

7/02/2017 06:40:00 AM

Lieutenant Fenner and Captain Trahanas?

Two huge, egotistical ass-teroids of incompetence about to collide!

Stand back and watch the shit-show!

7/02/2017 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Victim from 006 last night is the son of a Judge at Branch 38 and has family on the job.

7/02/2017 02:11:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Will they call him Little Joe now?

7/02/2017 02:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does anyone really believe that tiny dancer was really elected? When he left zero's side and announced he was going to be mayor of chi there was never any doubt in his tiny liberal mind - did anyone have any doubts what was going to really happen to the city? - been that way for a long time -

7/02/2017 02:46:00 PM  
Blogger loren said...

So does this kid get a twoffer on HeyJackass.com for one in the junk and another in the ass? Inquiring minds want to know.
Some of you guys almost sound bitter about these youths and their postnatal abortions. Must be newbies.

7/02/2017 04:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I worked with a couple ATF agents the other night. While they were very professional & I would trust them with my life. They seemed a bit shocked at the extent of the violence here.

7/02/2017 09:09:00 AM

Never, ever, get fooled by a fed. They ain't no good.

Big Vinnie Carmelano, 1969

7/02/2017 05:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

"A commentator relates that this "victim" is a known SD "

I respond:

What is a known SD?

7/02/2017 12:53:00 PM

Sexual Disease, right?

7/02/2017 05:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor kid will never EVER get a chance to say on a hot day..." man my BALLS sur beez ITCHIN "....BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA..................

7/02/2017 05:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


"A commentator relates that this "victim" is a known SD "

I respond:

What is a known SD?

It's the initials of a gang....I won't tell you which one though you have to ask the keesing bandit

7/02/2017 06:11:00 PM  
Anonymous CPS 38+ said...

Will Medicaid now be responsible for supplying an AMS700 implant and a monthly supply of Androjel for the rest of his life?

7/02/2017 07:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, chronologically speaking....the kid went from Tight End, to Wide Receiver, and the possible soloist in the Vienna Boy's Choir, in a split-second.
Wow....

7/02/2017 07:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"A commentator relates that this "victim" is a known SD "

I respond:

What is a known SD?

7/02/2017 12:53:00 PM

A known SD. There is no other simpler words. If it does not compute, reboot.

7/02/2017 08:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 12:53pm

Satan Disciple, terrible gang. I take it you're not a cop. Which is fine. Least we have civilians reading scc.

7/02/2017 08:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He got "sacked".

7/02/2017 09:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From lawless to ballless. Talk about a real shot in the ass.

7/02/2017 10:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he was home in the sack, he might still have one.

7/02/2017 10:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 02:24:00
This is a Lennie Briscoe special. Merit Pros arrive on scene
and assume this is all we got. Lennie would chew their balls
off. That 18 hour gap is over one shift long. He would be mulling
over the labels: we missed one, we had to go back, calendar
crawler.
Lennie would have looked around. This time the coroner will have
to tell Foxxx all 3 punched the clock at roughly the same time.
It's a shame a relative from S.C. was instrumental in finding the
third body.

7/03/2017 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
He got "sacked".

7/02/2017 09:58:00 PM

Worse than McMahon by the Raiders.

7/03/2017 03:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the Packers.......

7/03/2017 11:57:00 PM  

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