"Dear Penthouse,"
- Before he was captured on video dining with a woman at Ceres Cafe, fired Police Superintendent Eddie Johnson visited a Black-owned bar in the South Loop where he drank with a handful of officers, according to multiple sources who spoke to the Crusader.
The sources said that was the beginning of a night that started with a lot of booze.
[...]
After police responded to a 911 call at the intersection of Aberdeen and West 34th Street, sources also told the Crusader that [Cynthia] Donald performed oral sex on Johnson as he sat with his head laid back giving the appearance that he was asleep in the car. When the officers approached the plain, black police SUV, Johnson flashed his badge before he drove away. Last year, Officer Donald filed for divorce.
ChicagoCrusader.com is having a field day with this, taking Groot's "we don't want to embarrass Special Ed's wife and child" comment.....and running completely the opposite direction, naming names, torching reputations, and plastering a Scarlet Letter on everyone in sight.
(posts appeared in wrong order last night - we just bumped this one to the top)
(posts appeared in wrong order last night - we just bumped this one to the top)
Labels: scandals, un-fucking-fucking-believable
posted by SCC at 12:07 AM
266 Comments:
Every day it’s a new revelation.
Groot blew the “dog whistle” on Johnson right after the incident by saying “we don’t want to embarrass his wife and kids”. She learned something from old Pricky anyway.
One of those officers was Johnson’s over sleepy, over promoted, incompetent fraternity brother, Elgin holt.
Pretty expensive BJ when you think about it.
Wow that’s one hell of a night out boozing and drinking and driving. Or maybe it was just a slip up with his medication.
Lol ..SCC.. the woman that called CPD ,was a friend of cindy's, either following fat head special ed's car or was called to scene by cindy ,to pick her up
Johnson needs to get himself into a program.
If only Eddie and his squeeze had gotten a room the City and Department wouldn’t be twisting in the wind.
How did that kidney become Supe? Fucking does anyone have standards anymore
I thought the IG’s report said she followed him home? Why would he take her to 34th Aberdeen, where he live? Is she the caller or not?
What about the paragraph that says before all the adultery he was boozing for an hour with 10 plain clothes officers at a bar at 23rd and Michigan? WTF??
I hear Cynthia Donald has hired Cess, Poole and Drayne Attorneys at Law. She likes the fact that they take alternative forms of payment. And their names just appealed to her.
Slumpin Eddie the Tahoe Stud has hired Ditcher, Quick & Hyde Attorneys at Law to represent him. He wants his attorneys to have the same Chicago Values as he does.
The lying, cheating Lie-tenant Fenner has chosen the law firm of Dewey, Cheatem & Howe. She wants a law firm that thinks like she does.
May they all be flushed down the sewer with only the Stooges to save them.
Big head Ed getting some head!
Yes, the Chicago Crusader. For some eternally odd reason, they'll tell you the race of the person who owns the bar, but not the race of the person who robs it.
What did we say before?
BLACK LIGHT that vehicle!
They don't call HQ "fort felacio" for nothing.
(signed Eddie B.J. Johnson-Johnson)
What a fucking LIAR.
TWO Booze Parties.
Mister "If you want something done right, do it yourself"
Mister KIDNEY THIEF
MIster On The Down Low
Mister Job Blow-----You can't PAY me enough to do my
fucking job. Even POTUS calls me out.
That's pretty fucking sad. THE President says you're a
fuck up.
Son (A Father Late and A Kidney Short) and the rest of his
siblings have to live with this crapola, soon to be in National
Tabloids.
"Down Low Chief says Sayonara, Drives Off In A Tahoe For
Two"
A Thief and A Liar
A Lot?
He has a party BEFORE his 3-hour Cetes Bender
WTF
SPLISH SPLASH
I Was Takin' A Bath, Long About A Thursday Night
Get me some Brut, English Leather, best Disco Clothes
Look Me In The Mirror, MAN, You STUD, You STUD MAN
Wow... Poor judgment and lack of self control? Who'd have guessed?
Report: "engine running"
I'd certainly say so!
Charlie Beck: "I got this strange premonition, the very
first night I stayed in town. The Lake, the buildings, the
traffic, the congestion, the 5-Star Room Service. My head
was spinning and I thought this is too good to be true. Fire
a bunch of clowns, restore order, respect, uniform standards,
then take the money and blow back to LA. Well, little did I
realize, THE JOKE WAS ON ME!"
There's a stack of those Mags in a storage locker somewhere
.....Yeah, she went up to bed and then her sister came
home and saw me sitting there all alone on the couch,
lights turned down low.....
How many careers have been sunk due to the fault of not keeping it zipped up? Dummies.
I am not being all holy, those are just the facts. Cause and consequence.
We certainly told you so......
Dust the vehicle, take dust and hair samples, black light
the whole fucking thing, including the engine compartment
and undercarriage. But did you listen? Nooooooooooooo.
Charlie Beck didn't realize the printing presses run 24/7
in Chicago. Just a little Midwestern hamlet that used to
be famous during Prohibition. Got a lock on this. What's
one fucking year? I'm good, I'm healthy.
You can't investigate something that don't stay in one place.
Flash Badge, Drive Off. Vamoose!
Chain-Of-Custody LOST.
Back to EVIDENCE 101.
A commercial for 'In-N-Out Burger'? No, really,
I've had too much to drink. I get these thoughts....
Proof of who you know and blow is alive and well at the CPD. Heard she is on medical, after shuck in Johnsons Johnson can't blame her. Kind of hard to look yourself in the mirror after a night like that. Now that she has been identified by name will be hard to come back to job. She must be a piece of work for the Black officers and Black media to out her. LOL when what goes around comes around. Sure is entertaining. Please pass the popcorn.
An indiscriminate exchange of DNA not seen since Manhattan
in the Disco years
We have evidence technicians, but we rarely use them
CHARLIE BECK
Another Saturday Morning and I'm STILL tied up at work
How must it be for the President of The United States to
follow your every move? Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson!
Wake up, Mr. Johnson!
BULLSHIT called on the Chicago Tribune.
They publish the results of a 100-page lab report stating
Apple iPhone radiation exceeds 500% of Federal Standards,
yet drop the ball on the Johnson Investigation. Something in
their own back yard! No hotel stays, rental cars, per diems
required. Who is paying off who in Chicago?
Lori Lightfoot, née of Massilon, called to the stand.
BECK, BECK! You picking up on this?
It's YOUR job now.
Remember the guy before you?
'Interim' don't give you a pass on shit.
The SUN Also Rises.
Yeah, at 12 Midnight in Chicago.
Right here, Baby.
It'll be tax time before we exhaust bimbos for gatefolds
SORRY. CONFLICTING STATEMENTS.
One says we have Johnson sloppy drunk on video
that Lightfoot herself saw the following day.
NOW, you say he drove off.
WHICH IS IT?
Hard to believe "the woman" is not on that tape.
Shit Starts To Ferment When You Cover It.
Smells like pizza dough in here.
Love what I’m reading. Keep up the good reporting Chicago Crusader. Guess if you want any Real reporting in this city you need to find it at alternative site and then tell everybody. If ‘Chicago media’ can even give the general description of most downtown crimes (besides ‘early 20s’ or ‘a man’) you think they’re reliable to give you the real juicy details of this scandal? Just waiting to see the dash cam video with Cindy’s head bobbing upward...Let’s be transparent and show the public everything!
JOE, JOE, The Shit Don't Match!
You Fucking Belong In The Booby Hatch.
STEP - THE - FUCK - DOWN
Joe Ferguson is COMPROMISED UP THE ASS.
CHARLIE! Can you not see this?
Glasses? Contacts? LASIK?
How come an old guy like you goes around without glasses?
This is YOUR ballgame now.
If the Crusader, a Black newspaper, could find out the truth about Johnson why couldn't the Tribune or Sunday Times couldn't find same information. One of them should hire the reporter that broke the true Johnson story. Surprised that city hall allowed this to become news.
Dear Penthouse,
I have this adversion to Chicago perversion.......
Prince Andrew got his birthday party cancelled
with no proof whatsoever.
What shall we do here?
" I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Donald" Superintendent Johnston told reporters. If it was good enough defense for then Democrat President Clinton its good enough for this Democrat said Johnson. He continued defending himself by stating the headquarters building must uphold its reputation as Fort Fellatio both on and off duty.
Give me I.T., now!
These servers are SMOKIN'!
He's a mutt, a dog, a pimp, and a slut.
I'd like to punch him in the mouth.
Easy, Bob, easy. Remember the movies?
You always get somebody else to do that for you.
Settle down now.
Room service, this is Charlie Beck.
I'm working inside today. Send up a New York Strip,
well done, in addition to my regular breakfast order.
No, no, I don't drink. (yet)
President Clinton in his defense said that a Monica Lewinsky was not sex at all but rather just a touching of the lips much like kissing. He concluded oral sex was not sex at all. And the mainstream media ran to his defense with this malarkey.
Oral COPulation
Call the fucking Health Department.
That man is a walking CONTAGION!
Anybody having contact with him needs to report downtown,
immediately!
Room Service! I need more HAND SANITIZER. NOW.
I'm gonna puke! Is there a Doctor in the house?
She will be represented by the law firm of NIEL & BOB .
Just when I thought I left Hippy-Dippy LA behind,
I read this shit before breakfast. You know, I think
I just need to smoke a dime bag and get busted out
on a fucking Medical. My publicist is in LA, exactly
where I need him. I feel naked without my verbal snipers.
Man, fuck this shit.
Sunday Morning Coming Down
Charlie, you never really left LA.
This is one, bad, Ju-Ju, ball-bustin' trip out here.
IN FLAGRANTE DELICATO
Charlie, we use Latin, just like the old medical books,
so the kids don't know what's going on
Hey Mavin (Marvin, Marvin, Marvin)
Nightshift, 1985
Man, Charlie, you look GREEN, man!
I'm gonna need a bigger BLOG!
Get a ROOM. Stupid is as stupid does.
Puddin head had it right, there is nothing wrong with a full moon pipe cleaning. He may have been wrong about the medication part, it was the little blue one, not the blood pressure meds that made his head spin.
Guess his son was a fool for donating a kidney which his father is destroying like he did his own.
Rumor is that he actually started drinking at the Sexty-Sex Lounge
hustler's beaver hunt adviser would say keep it off the street dunbass cheapskate.
The timeline is confusing.
I have more questions....we’ll, you know that one. Anyway,
Was he alone when first stopped?
Was he confronted twice?
Did he drive Donald to the HQ parking lot after first stop?
Is there any video of her slobbing his knob?
Could I work midnights with her as my partner?
Special ed is a playa yo, let the man relieve some steam wit his hooch. Don't hate playa
Yeah, Trump said "they're tapping my wires."
And he was right. Obama tapped his wires, and we won't forget.
Come November, we WILL remember.
Bar 22, Ten Plainclothes Officers
He shoulda just stayed out with the boys
Fucking CWB is over. Just crime. Who wants crime?
And we have a case of executive burnout, a burning
percolating case of PTSD in one Charlie Beck, late of
LA. If you see this individual, do not approach. Notify
authorities immediately.
(But honestly folks, at this point, we don't know who to
fucking trust anymore.)
I must be dreaming. This cannot be going on.
Methinks Chicago is just full of bars and stop signs.
What say you?
I'll have another. Another. Another.
The Mayor refuses to put up with this heterosexual crap that has been around for years in the department..
Excuse me, I'm a French Hugenot and I just don't understand
all this stuff
After wifey divorces his ass and gets half the pension it is going to be one helluva expensive header. Hope the 3 second nut was worth it. Kinda don't think so. Never is!
Omg! Your header is perfect! Reminded me of my Dad taking me to work in his semi. Always had a stack of nudie mags he would let me check out on the road. Good father/son memories.
There once was a chief named Eddie
whos johnson was always at the ready
while getting some heady, by someone not his steady
eddie got fired and now he makes no bready.
So special Ed girlfriend hurt back when she was giving head What ?
After this review I am left with more questions than answers.
"Dear Penthouse" hahaha old school.. so is that what an old-timer at the Academy meant when he kept calling himself an "old head" lol regardless, I was repulsed by him and not in anyway impressed by him or his (lack of) training skills
wow ~ hope that BJ was worth it
Eddie, you should of retired when Rahm Emanuel left office, you should have not gotten married, you should not be drinking after kidney surgery and with your poor health.
Eddie you're a CLOWN and a DISGRACE!
What do you want to bet that the city of Chicago paid for both of his drinking binges that night. Somebody should foi his credit card receipts.
Eddie will blame his new kidney medication for making him ‘extra flirtatious and desirable to the opposite sex.’
Where’s Wheezie??
Did Donald get promoted that night to Lt
Just remember that Rahm picked this guy because of his “values”
She was only trying to get a head!
What a disgusting mess this has all turned into.....
Not only were/are most of the command staff incompetent, they were/are downright stupid.
Booze, Broads, Bullets.......and for our lady cops, it was Booze, Bosses, Boyfriends, Blowjobs, and Bullets....
All the things we were taught DAY ONE to stay away from.
Not bad enough to have the mayor, the MSM, the SJW's, the revrunds, the politicians et al HATE us.....
Now we have our very own TopCop making the rest of us all look like fools even though WE are and always will be
the ones who strive each and every day to make this city a better place to live.
This mess will be Big Ed's legacy.....thanks, Rahm, you rotten slimy prick.
Come on SCC. You are the only voice the backing the CPD. Since LL has taken office, there has been a concerted attack on the Department and the FOP is completely silent. I know you’re critical and vocal of the Mayor and the FOP but please consider an approach similar to CWB. Put SCC commentary on Twitter and get a more following outside of the CPD. The CPD needs a voice and you articulate and entertaining commentary is the perfect choice. I wish I could but unless one is completely anonymous, like how you have stayed, the left will destroy anyone who goes against their agenda. The uniformed officers are getting beat up and there is no one has their back. While I find the EJ scandal entertaining, I am over it and moving onto something much more concerning. And that is the treatment of the office who had to use force after someone had committed an agg batt on him. That officer was well within the use of force model to do what he did. Radio silence from the Dept, not surprising, and FOP. The beatings will continue until morale is completely destroyed.
“ I did not have sex with that woman”.
You guys leave Eddie alone. He ain’t the first to get his knob shined in a company car and he won’t be the last.
And in doing so, and making INTL news, I’m officially nominating him for “Legend” status. How many of you are “Legends”?
Someone should burn that department vehicle. There’s probably enough DNA in there to put Watson and Crick to shame.
hey late he wasnt at a strip club in stone park like alot of cpd exempts
Calling MAJOR BULLSHIT on Chicago Media.
The Daily Mail, the fucking Daily Mail from ENGLAND,
has a better run down on this story than the paid-off,
overweight slouches that dare to call themselves
journalists in this town. Photos, video, the works.
After that Halloween shooting I guess they just said
stick around. Little did they know.
Fenner, who honestly looks like she could be his daughter,
is shown twice: off to the side at the public announcement,
and once in an evening gown with fucking Ed wearing brown
shoes! Well, I guess DOUBLE INCOME, NO KIDS, you can
afford to be stylish with brown clodhoppers.
Ya think ENGLAND can clean things up here? I mean they
do quite well keeping the Royal Family in check. Screw
people and they never forget. That's what it's coming to here.
deputy chief frank radke was a drunk n a skirt chaser too.
Looks like the little blue pill did work for the four hours and he was going to take full advantage of that time frame. Sorry Madam Mayor, I lost count after the fourth or fifth drink. My bad. Oh her, well...........
On video at the bar......Uh, Uh, Da
Anonymous Anonymous said...
You can't investigate something that don't stay in one place.
Flash Badge, Drive Off. Vamoose!
Chain-Of-Custody LOST.
Back to EVIDENCE 101...
12/07/2019 04:37:00 AM
This must be a joke.
Wait a minute! Isn't this the same imbecile who only weeks ago refused to meet President Trump because in his words, "We don't share the same values". Oh the irony when your actions come back to bite your words in the butt.
Are these the "Chicago values " that caused the Trump snub.
Hold the steak, Mabel, I'll just have dog meat.
WTF?
Facebook, March 27, 2016
Phi Beta Sigma Fraternity INC. (you had me @INC.)
Epsilon Chi Sigma (Chicago) Chapter
"Congratulations to Brother Eddie Johnson......"
This got to be like the Lions, the Elks, the Moose.
Eddie has a GED and never went to college.
You just pay your way into these things, just like Hells Angels.
And the trappings of the Establishment, my Lord.
Pay to play. Make connections. Secret handshakes. You
do me, I do you. Need insurance, my friend? We got a
Brother. Funeral services? Gotcha covered. This is like
the Mason's for Black folk. But Eddie broke a Cardinal Rule
when he went to Ceres. You see, ask any Black person, and
you will find out they have a rule on "the white man's ice."
Translation: don't patronize a white establishment when a
black guy is in the same business.
Looks like he broke ALL the rules here. And when you have
screwed everybody in your inner circle, just where do you turn?
Dear Penthouse...great frikkin headline!! Showing our age, huh?
Charlie, you can always use the Brian Wilson cop out.
Get a fool like "Doctor" Eugene Landy to be your roomie.
That's right. No drugs, just meditation. Oooohm.
But after a while Brian DID need real meds to cope with
taking too much LSD. Lawsuits flew. Talk of the 60's.
Charlie, this is like a bad dream for you. Honestly, we
feel you were suckered in here. Just find a way to get
out before you have a heart attack or stroke. This shit
was here before you came and will be here long after
you leave. Let's part as friends. No harm, no foul.
Eddie needs to reach out to EAP. Even though he is retired they are there for you. All kidding and jokes aside, it's obvious he has a drinking problem.
Since when is oral sex in the privacy of your car a crime. I would bet even Lori has indulged. Not to mention Beck.
There are so many good, honorable officers at all ranks who will never be rightfully promoted because they are honest and hard working. Not a qualification in this Department. And this terrible man is the superintendent. This is only the tip of the iceberg. I hope Mayor Lightfoot and Beck can start rooting out the disgrace this Department has become. Good officers who go unrecognized and unappreciated deserve this. I believe all that has been revealed recently is a vindication for officers who have been cast aside for the sole reason that they don’t fit the mold of corruption.
What’s the big deal? After a day/night of heavy drinking they were just having their “night cap” at 34th and Aberdeen.
Supt sounds like a great job with a lot of fringe benefits. I am applying for it now. I presently work as a package handler for UPS. Am I overqualified?
SCC:
If you got paid for each comment the last 7-10 days would’ve made you rich.
Before he was captured on video dining with a woman at Ceres Cafe, fired Police Superintendent Eddie Johnson visited a Black-owned bar in the South Loop where he drank with a handful of officers, according to multiple sources who spoke to the Crusader.
Do you think they we talking about the answers to the upcoming SGT test?
"What do you want when you gotta have something and it's gotta be sweet and it's gotta be alot and you gotta have it nowwwwwww?" ..... Name that commercial!!!
This "frat" shit goes back to the pre-Robber Barron days.
But you know what? The black community sees this stuff
and says "I want that too."
True story:
Guy from West Virginia dies. Obit almost 4 inches long,
32nd Degree Mason, Mason this, Mason that. This award,
that award. Just like a cult. And they wonder why they can't
find new members. Could it be people don't like to play dress
up and wait 30 years to be top of the heap. Of course you can
always form your own group, get tax exempt status, and
make invisible connections. These things always did run
side-by-side with the Mob in America, but they were careful to
keep a low profile. That's like we got connections, don't draw
any attention. Need a ticket fixed? DUI handled? Don't worry.
I know a Police Chief, lawyer, AND a Judge. All Brothers.
Mary Mitchell actually wrote a very fair and logical article about Eddie Johnson’s down fall. In the same article, she actually sided with the officer who used the proper amount of force on the “ face-licking, spitter”. Maybe there is some hope left after all.
Everyone who is connected to Johnson (I mean the person) should be given two options: resign or get fired. Clean this dirty house Beck.
Keep this in mind
LORI reviewed a preview of the IG's report.
The investigation is still open.
The investigation involves a whole lot of officers after the fact.
So who is leaking the info? THE IG? OR LORI?
this case is a silly one and hes done but keep in mind you may go through this same hogwash.
Mystery leaks
stripping of police powers
attempts to take phone data out of your cell phone.
Half truths leaked
picture posted on newspaper of person who did not break rule (blow jobs are still legal)
The same scam is happening with the wine head at the bus stop
2 officer did everything correct and the so called investigator are stripping people for calling an ambulance late?
I hope LORI slows down on the public smearing of special ED im tired of hearing about the asshat .
Bwahahahahahaha. I heard about Ed's exploits about two years before he was even married. I am currently a retired nothing and a nobody. I guess it is true that the wife is the last to know.
Now that I know all the rules of the game. I’m not studying for the Sgt’s test. I’m gonna get a personal trainer and Magic Mike my way to the top!
Also, are these the “values” Ed was displaying as to why he wouldn’t meet with the President of the United States?
Ettie Johnson, my good word. The man only drinks
the finest English tea, sourced from the Orient. I can
vouch for that. He never misses High Tea at Three at
my establishment. And he's a well respected follower
of fashion. Always the latest styles. And grooming?
Impeccable, old chap. Why back in the day, he was
slimmer so to say, and was always dashing in his
shiny XKE. I don't believe a word of this. A solid bloke,
he always seemed to me.
Savor that roadie you got there, Eddie. It'll be your last for a while. Chicks dig guys with power, money, or a good job. You are coming up way short in these areas.
The only program for Johnson is the Gray Bar Hotel
Guess his son was a fool for donating a kidney which his father is destroying like he did his own.
*********
Yep, E.J. is a selfish prick. Takes a kidney from his son and is out drinking like a fish. Once you get blessed with an organ and a second chance at life, alcohol use should be over but once again this just shows what a selfish asshole Fathead really is.
So is the Inspector General going to charge Johnson $163,000 for this investigation?
Boozing and oozing on the West Side
Working for my FBI
She was a long cool lady in a black dress
And I drove home fucked up like a hot mess
Party on Eddie! Woohoo!
Maybe he passed put and couldn't get it up? Cant suck a promotion out of a limp whiskey dick. So gets out the car and calls 911 and and an uber.
I heard he was looking for a place called “Mikes” on Webster.
The CPD is high school with guns. People gossip like little girls. Miserable people wishing Tragedy on others. The sup is a high profile guy. Maybe use the big head , instead of the little guy. Alcohol and bad decisions go hand in hand. Free advice. Keep a low profile. Don’t drink and act stupid in public. Don’t talk about any family matters. Don’t talk about extra curricular activities.dont talk about politics either. Many police haters on the job today.. talk about the cubs, blackhawks or other bullshit. Bullshit spreads fast.
Any Adult that has to lie about his actions, because he they are embarrassed about it, Doesn't deserve to be a leader or a policeman. I expect that behavior from a teenager, not an adult.
"Poppa was a Rollin Stone…" "Wherever he laid his Hat was His Home..." "And When He died, All He left US was Alone..."
Pass the popcorn please, I think the video will be coming out soon...
Eddie Johnson is a fuck'n CLOWN !!!!
Flashback to the 60s and 70s
Doing semi-illegal things in motor vehicles
Rumor is that he actually started drinking at the Sexty-Sex Lounge
Everyone does
Play Misty for me.
The Soup Opera.
We have to be the laughing stock of the Law Enforcement World.
Rahm Emanuel’s The Right Man for the Right Time™️.
So wasn’t sleeping, it wasn’t the booze n’ medications that caused him into a transcendental state ?
Pass’tout is not sleeping. Slumping ain’t pass’tout.
And ol’girl was transferred [on approval by Waller], from the front seat Detail, to 001, then to ERPS days later...for manpower needs.
Heard on the news radio she’s currently on the Medical since November.
Here’s the dill: Jugghead SpecialEd is gone and relieved of any penalty - but everyone else is going the bad guy.
We all knew Jugghaid SpecialEd was a bad decision making loser, so bad he had to have scripts written by city hall.
OTJ some 30 years and took just a little over 3 1/2 to prove it.
His personal stupidity is going to cost the working Beat police big time especially if they were protecting that lying, self preserving jackass.
(But he way, did you ever see ‘The Bride and the Burro’ down in Tijuana?)
Anonymous said...
Guess his son was a fool for donating a kidney which his father is destroying like he did his own.
12/07/2019 06:24:00 AM
I agree!!
That’s the shit that pisses me off. His son donates a kidney, a pretty major gift, and he’s out there drinking like an asshole!
Talk about total disrespect!
If my health was failing & my child was so considerate as to donate a kidney, I wouldn’t drink again. Thank God that’s never happened cuz I do like my beer & an occasional whiskey.
I think to drink like a jagoff after being fortunate enough to have received a donated kidney is an insult to his son.
First, let's hope beck had the supt car and office fumigated and scrubbed down with Clorox. You better believe he banged broads in that office and that this was not the only time he got blown in that car.
You also got to be stupid if you think he never got drunk and drove that department vehicle before. This was not the first time Eddie did this, he lapsed judgment countless times, he finally got caught.
I currently have many more questions than answers. Maybe, I can use a long walk down an expressway to get my thoughts together?
Alcohol is a diuretic. However, alcohol can have a much more sinister effect for long-term drinkers or binge drinkers. Alcohol can inflame the lining of the bladder, causing it to swell and stretch to a dangerous size. If it swells, it can block flow to the kidneys, which could cause renal failure.
I heard Ceres Cafe has a new drink called “Da Johnson.”
And when he passed away, he left behind two wives, three
children, and a bass boat
Can I smoke wed in my backyard with children present? Should I be concerned about DCFS? Does smoking weed and being stoned meet the threshold of child endangerment when I am in my backyard?Can I smoke weed in my home while police are present taking my report for a domestic incident, since I am very upset? Can my adult children smoke weed in front of the police while in my backyard investigating a noise complaint. Etc etc.
Eddie Johnson should of retired when Rahm Emanuel left office. No reason for Eddie to stick around after Rahm decided not to run for mayor.
OT. But funny
I just ordered a Groot Flowerpot from Amazon. Get yours before they are gone. LOL
Wait till u hear about the disco themed orgy that happened just prior with several on duty plain clothes officers and exempt members. Apparently cindy’s friend got jealous that her friend was getting all the attention and decided to rat her out.
When are they going after the Lt test cheaters ? C’mon Beck, do your job.
Question for 009, is Wheezie showing up at all ? Or is she doing the regular 2 hour late leaving 3 hours early routine.
Just axin
A lot of ops live in Bridgeport maybe it was a off duty who sick of him and dropped that dime.
Should I still be worried about not swiping in on time?
Hey SCC, what’s with all the changes in BIA. So many supervisors running back to districts.
Well then who called?...... Donald wouldn’t/couldn’t call, she was too busy.
This is what merit promotions get you. End it now.
From someone who was there that’s not true. He was by himself. Cynthia Donald just hit the jackpot with this crusader article. She’s gonna get paid now.
Wait! This is the same guy that refused to attend the gathering of police chiefs because he questioned Trump's morality?
And as stated in a previous comment, the Trib and Sun Times don't print a word about this! Yet, Trump sneezes and it's front page news!
I hope he didn't make a cell phone video...Just think of that if it got out!
Dont get your meat where you get your bread.
Wise old patrolman.
Whoever keeps posting the annoying haikus needs to go back on their meds.
Dear Penthouse... I was looking for a uniform store to cut an exclusive deal with on the latest Haute couture for cops when she walked into my life...
Get em Beck! Some remain to be tamed uh? The names of all the guilty have yet to be set forth?
Don't take no shit Charlie The Tuna!
I’m sick and tired of every ignoramus on this job. I’m sick of everyone who f**ks it up for everyone else who plays by the rules. Get your keys handle your jobs and go home the way you came. How f**king hard is that. I hope Eddie and all his of his hand picked inept minions.
Beck is gonna need to get that whip DETAILED like a mo fo. Anybody know a good place?
Guess his son was a fool for donating a kidney which his father is destroying like he did his own.
This is was upsets me. There’s no way he should be drinking at all. I hope his doctor tells him to find a new physician for not respecting this second chance at life. He is shameful.
21 FEB 19, Eddie Johnson was quoted in the AP saying
"How can an individual who’s been embraced by the city of Chicago turn around and slap everyone in this city in the face by making these false claims?”
21 FEB 19, quoted in the Tribune
“I know the racial divide that exists here. I know how hard it’s been for our city and our nation to come together. And I also know the disparities and I know the history,”
31 JUL 16, press conference covered by Ch. 9
“It appears departmental polices may have been violated during the incident,” Johnson said.
"After this review, I’m left with more questions than answers.”
07 NOV 19, Chicago Tribune
“These stars can sometimes feel like carrying the weight of the world, but I’m confident that I leave CPD in a better place than when I became superintendent,”
17 OCT 19, CBS News
"The superintendent accused Rialmo of violating five department rules: conduct impeding the department’s efforts to achieve its policy, and bringing discredit on the department; disobeying an order or directive; inattention to duty; incompetency"
08 AUG 18, Chicago Sun Times, Johnson on marching with Father Faker and Jackson
“There was conflict within me doing that . . . and only for a second did I wonder about my job. . . . but here’s what won the day,” he said. “I wondered what my mom and dad would want me to do. What the man in me would have done"
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Rumor is that he actually started drinking at the Sexty-Sex Lounge
12/07/2019 06:42:00 AM
Comedy gold!
Well I guess he’s Mr. Johnson for a reason
We have evidence technicians, but we rarely use them
Because they don’t take requests from lowly po’s.
Back in the day they had two ET’s on every watch. They were even given jobs when we were in a backlog. Put the prima donnas back in the districts.
If this an example of leading by example, what a piece of crap!
Guess that's the "oral" part of the exam, er "merit promotion." Wow!
NOT ILLINOIS. NOT LAW.
ReRun started drinking at noon at Hilton on Michigan ave
Did anyone think to ask a medical professional is Ed was full of s**t?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Guess his son was a fool for donating a kidney which his father is destroying like he did his own.
12/07/2019 06:24:00 AM
He owed his Dad because the old man waived him through the power test that his voluminous ass couldn't pass.
Just another thing to add to the list of criminal actions he did during his tenure.
He got a kidney from his son, not a liver lighten up Francis.
My motto has always been, “ lips that touch liquor will never touch mine.” Ya hear dat Eddie? ♠️
Will you all stop asking Beck to do something. He's part of the Lightfoot-Daley machine.
Has the Bureau of Reform Management been notified of the alleged violation? Destroying evidence certainly should be on their list of reforms.
So is the male equivalent of
a "hoe" referred to as a "rake?"
English is a fun language, no?
Anonymous said...
"If the Crusader, a Black newspaper, could find out the truth about Johnson
why couldn't the Tribune or Sunday Times couldn't find same information.
One of them should hire the reporter that broke the true Johnson story.
Surprised that city hall allowed this to become news."
12/07/2019 05:38:00 AM
Hey maaannn...
Haven't you ever heard of keepin' fambly bidness in the fambly?
S'wrong witchoo?
There's always a moment of truth, when I say
you got to put up or shut up. I had crossed that thin line........
I said it was a Happy Ending !
Congrats Fat "head" Ed.
Who heard the rumor that one of his disgruntled drivers that wasn’t put on the promotion list, is the one that made the call to 911? Strange how he hasn’t been seen since. Strange how it’s the same driver that was relived that night. This soap opera gets more and more interesting.
I have a Friend Who wants to be CPD but he is out of shape can you cancel the Power test.
Good old chicago values right there.
"...Just waiting to see the dash cam video with Cindy’s head bobbing upward...Let’s be transparent and show the public everything!"
12/07/2019 05:33:00 AM
And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is how you get a merit promotion and or a choice assignment in the Chicago Police Department!!!
Bluto said:
To quote the late great Flounder: "Oh boy, is this GREAT!!"
So Ed about that reputation your so proud of. All anyone will remember about you is a Blow Job brought you down, plus what a terrible CPD superintendent you were. Hope you alee going to enjoy being the punch line in so many jokes. That is the reputation that will stick to your fat alcohol filled carcass.
Sexty-Sex lounge a little blue pill and a night to remember.LOL
The monk bought lunch
- Felonious Monk
I still say there is some scam going here. Never believe what you first see and hear in this town. I still think she did him a favor.
Frankly, getting a 100% bump in CPD salary and a lifetime 6-figure pension sure beats waving down psychopathic johns at 0300 hours on the ho stroll at Fifth Avenue and Cicero. During a thunderstorm, it gets too crowded for the ladies beneath that viaduct.
Quid pro Blow!
He tricked his son into donating a kidney to him. He told his son the donated kidney would grow back.
This security/driver was transferred to ERPS where she lost control and fell out of a chair she was seated in!
She was paid as a security officer and driver but can not control what happens inside an office chair!!!!
You cannot write this crap
K A R M A gotcha Fast Eddie! LMFAO! Just goes to show that brains and a good morale character are not qualifications for superintendent. How absolutely embarrassing!
Latest rumors I heard:
The police officers did not catch the Superintendent getting a bj. She was gone from the car by that point. However, retard Ed parked his car and got a bj after they left Ceres and it's all caught on a POD camera!!! They were parked for about 2 hours.
It wasn't a jealous side piece but Ed's own wife that called on him being passed out behind the wheel! The cops followed Ed after he drove off because they thought he was suffering from a diabetic attack. Ed was drunk and incoherent when he got out of the car, so they called for a Sgt. The Sgt calls for a lieutenant so everyone shows up. All of this footage is what has been supposedly erased.
This could all be true or b.s. but my source is solid. Whomever the corrupt cocksucker is that had all the footage erased should lose their pension and maybe get some time in jail. Make an example of him or her to show that cover ups will not be tolerated.
Oh, and the Supernintendo was sending dick pics!
Hey lay off Special Ed. He's been so busy lately he doesn't know if he's cumming or going. After last Monday, its safe to say he came before he went.
I always said that Johnson had something in him. Or is that what she said...
After police responded to a 911 call at the intersection of Aberdeen and West 34th Street, sources also told the Crusader that [Cynthia] Donald performed oral sex on Johnson as he sat with his head laid back giving the appearance that he was asleep in the car. When the officers approached the plain, black police SUV, Johnson flashed his badge before he drove away. Last year, Officer Donald filed for divorce.
Rumor of the day is Officer Donald was auditioning for her new assignment as the New and Improved Official Spokesperson for the CPD, Google-me you have been warned...
All the Father-Son stories are usually the other way around.
Spoiled 16-yr old quarterback gets a Corvette. Wraps it
around a tree. Here, we have human sacrifice of the utmost
order and the Father gets a new lease on life. I said life, not
sex. But with a little help from Big Pharma, all your dreams
can come true. Last I checked, the Little Blue Pill is FDA
approved for males up to and including age 80. What that
means is they couldn't find many 81-yr old males willing to
risk turning their retinas blue. Permanent blue. And by many
I mean a number big enough to make the statistics work.You
really, really, really can't be a kid again, no matter how much
money you have.
The lip lock queen will have Jesse and the Revrunds represent her after they each lay hands on her.
I'm Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken
--- the words of the late, great Colonel Sanders
Expensive BJ———- EJ
Guess "Fat Head Ed" can be applied to another part of his anatomy.
$250,000 a year! GET A ROOM!
All this time I thought it was Armor Shine on his front seat.
Rub my belly baby, Rub my belly, yea just like dat.
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