Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Testing Disaster

Our e-mail lit up with stories of the CFD test disaster today. Here's a sampling:
  • I’m a long time member of the CFD, and an avid reader of SCC ready to go this November (can’t wait to gtfo). The oral exams for our Lt’s exam were scheduled for yesterday 1/27, and today 1/28. Yesterday’s exam was wrought with “technical difficulties“, so much so that some participants weren’t getting out of the exam until around midnight.

    Today, more of the same until the H.R. misfits, along with our Eddie Johnson alter ego Commissioner Rich Ford and his sorry ass underlings cancelled the oral exams, told todays participants to go home or go back to work, and they had no clue as to how to rectify the issues, or when the exams would be rescheduled. They then cancelled the oral exams for Battalion Chiefs scheduled for tomorrow. I’m just wonder if CPD exams have gone the same.
It gets worse:
  • The Chicago Fire Department had some major issues over the last few days with "Part 2" of their Lieutenants exam. On Monday members of the CFD who were part of the AM and PM sessions spent anywhere from ten to twelve hours taking Part 2 of the exam. Apparently there were major technical issues that were never explained to members being tested. The afternoon session today (Tuesday) was sent home after standing around for close to two hours before being sent home.

    To say the Firefighters taking the exam were not pleased is an extreme understatement. As the CFD Commissioner tried to speak to the semi-hostile crowd, he was booed heavily (along with other CFD brass). Many were yelling about the $38 fee to park at McCormick Place for the exam. All the Commissioner could do to calm the crowd was tell them that he would look into free parking when Part 2 (for Tuesday's afternoon group was rescheduled (Wink..Wink).

    Now my point is that many of our brother and sisters of the CPD will be taking "Part 2" of the Sergeants Exam soon, using the same "Cubicle Style" setup, and if the CFD doesn't work out the issues, it's going to be a long day for everybody taking Part 2 of the Sergeants Exam.
It gets even worse from there:
  • Part 2 for all Firefighters has been tossed! Look for the lawsuits to begin! It is unknown how many have already taken the second part of the exam, but die to major issues the CFD has tossed Part 2....for now.

    Supposedly the company they used for this test is the same company from previous exams with major lawsuits, but this time they changed their name
So how many millions were spent on this promotional exam? And it's all just been flushed down the toilet.

And how many millions more were spent on the CPD sergeants test? And it's something like ten times the size of the Fire Lieutenant test.

Anyone sick of the popcorn yet?

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72 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The pension board better get a new rep for Lts asap!!!

1/29/2020 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Readers, it's time for some fun!!!

cook county is having a contest for a new flag. Let's have some fun. Please submit ideas.

https://chicago.suntimes.com/politics/2020/1/28/21112604/cook-county-flag-contest-design-high-school-britton

1/29/2020 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SOOOO

who run that unit of the City goverment?

Why were parking fees charged?

If the city hired the testing comapany who seeks damages?

People cancel trips for these rigged test now another block of time must be taken for some clouted mistake?

Does anyone have balls to file lawsuit 12 hours of work time is some serious cash.

1/29/2020 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rules were broken and he was denied and removed of powers. Pretty sure this is an example of even the connected being held accountable to the sane rules as everyone else.

What’s the conspiracy here?

1/29/2020 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT : Tribune reports J. Harris part of State senator-red light probe. Ex Blago guy. Wasn’t he a former CPD civilian boss ?

1/29/2020 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vanecko and Farrakhan Testing Services LLC!

1/29/2020 03:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HA, glad I made Sgt years ago and very doubtful I’ll even look at Lt test. :)

1/29/2020 03:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“...Anyone sick of the popcorn yet? ...”

I’ve moved on to super nachos with steak.

1/29/2020 03:58:00 AM  
Anonymous DJMoore said...

By coinkydink, this showed up in my feed:
https://www.exocomics.com/598

Is this exempt insider info or what?

1/29/2020 04:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It must have killed them to be upright and out of the lazy boys for that long.

Yawn. Who cares. Soon they can get back to the strippers waiting at the firehouse.

1/29/2020 05:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Sgt oral WILL be a shit show. No doubt Bout it. Be ready to starve and piss yourself.

1/29/2020 05:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow who’s going to take the fall for this BS

1/29/2020 05:56:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Are they going to reschedule the pinch and tickle part of the CFD Lieutenant's test?

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

1/29/2020 06:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only inaccuracy I see in this post is the company is actually a reputable company that’s been doing this for 30 years. They just held a test for Boston Fire recently and the written scantron was graded immediately. Chicago doesn’t work that way. The issue is with the test administrator Chicago uses which is CPS HR. Bunch of ex cons moderating with a bunch of outdated cheap computers.

1/29/2020 06:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard part 2 is getting pushed back into April or even May.

1/29/2020 06:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

30 years ago the fire dept. went thru the “exam scam” some things never change.

1/29/2020 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 'clout' list was late in getting to all those in charge, which threw a wrench into the whole process.

1/29/2020 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HahahahahahhahahaHahahahahahhahahaHahahahahahhahahaHahahahahahhahahaHahahahahahhahaha

All I can do is laugh at this burning city. Man, i love a good dumpster fire. Corrupt peices of shit politican should go to hell soon.

1/29/2020 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Local 2 can use this to their advantage in contract negotiations!

1/29/2020 07:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always suspected that CFD testing was flawed. A firefighter I know got promoted to engineer, then lieutenant, then captain all within the span of a few years.... this motherfucker barely graduated high school.

1/29/2020 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) As I sit here pondering dumb shit some politicians do, I think our mayor Lori takes the prize. Here is a woman that says she is for Chicago for the taxpayers, but yet she refused to meet the president of the United States of America when he came here and of the rare occurrence, she refused to go to the conference of mayors at the White House. Then she decides to sit in on the liars the Democrats at the impeachment hearings, no matter what she feels about the greatest president of the United States ever the economy is rolling forward, jobs are plentiful the 401(k)s look good, the stock market is rolling, you would think she would respect the office after all he controls the purse strings but yet she does not realize how to show respect.

The mayor will come out and throw millions and millions of dollars at her social justice warfare warrior programs, but yet Not properly find Chicago Police Pension as promised question for the police union publicly since you cannot answer this on the telephone, or the Pension Board tells you they will get back to you and does not what is the amount due paid into the pension fund in January 2020? Another question for the mayor since you went to the impeachment hearings who paid for your plane fare and for the people you took with you from your staff did the taxpayers have to pay for that? If so that money needs to be reimbursed normal people cannot understand why you will not show respect to the President of the United States at least to the office and get Chicago the money we desperately need. We need money for more law-enforcement we need money to fund the pensions we need money for the infrastructure what are you doing there please Enlighten us.

1/29/2020 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares. So people got screwed BEFORE they had a chance to take a part of test instead of getting screwed AFTER by rigged results. First mistake was signing up for any promotional test. Not worth the headaches. Do your time with as little fanfare and get out without making a front page or going to prison.

1/29/2020 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just a citizen here, but for the love of God, what the hell is wrong when the most important people in this city, ie. ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT, have to pay too park? Not to mention the time wasted, all due to the morons who are running this situation. Those who didn't due due diligence. Those who don't care. Those who probably did this to you ON PURPOSE. God bless each and every one of a million times over for your service!

1/29/2020 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A terrible situation to be sure. Heartfelt sympathy for our CFD brothers. Knowing that we are in the same boat, we should band together to bend the cities will to our best interests.

Our interests? A transparent, and fair and unbiased promotion process that isn't shrouded in doubt and mystery. Also a permanent end to merit.

1/29/2020 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why were they complaining about having to pay to park? I live downtown and have to pay to park wherever I go. They always complain about people being given handouts then when it’s time to pay to park expect it to be free

1/29/2020 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to our world, glad to have’ya.
CFD hiring-promo needs reform and are just a pint sized angry imp away from getting some.

Someone looked over the crowd and found a disparity?
And what was the technical difficulty...wuz’dat - no cellphone reception in the baffroom?
The Memorex reel-to-reel needed a longer extension cord?
This likely wasn’t on the fault of the proctor, even though they’ll be paid to redo the sham again.

This delay/cancellation was more of someone well connected either didn’t bother to show up (sober/on time), forgot to rehearse the answer key or left the members-only catch phase list in his/her/their other pants. In a court of law, one can be allowed to view their notes to refresh their memory. Ask any former prosecutor, she’ll concur.
I recall the in past CPD delayed/canceled at least one Sgt promos to level the field, as well as delaying a Part Two of a Det Exam to fit in some that didn’t make the grade.

1/29/2020 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can a city with sooooo much tax money be such a nose picking clown show? What? Do they need even MORE taxes??

1/29/2020 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CFD has always been relatively quiet around here.
Nice to hear that CFD is almost a mirror image of
CPD. Rich Ford? Sounds like a dealership to me.
The shit always seems to rise to the top in these
public service jobs. It's like higher education after
High School. And you only come across the best
in Aldercreatures, dontcha? A frustrated Sky Cap
who now reaches for a thesaurus before he writes
a line, guys under Federal investigation, guys
flipping. And it goes all the way to the very top. What
a fucking waste of a Law Degree!

1/29/2020 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The little Imp and her goofy inept minions can't get any thing right. Another clear example of her progressive socialist administration screwing what ever it touches. Almost one year into her sorry ass administration and she suffers embarrassment after embarrassment. The only thing she gets right is her crushing taxed.

Pay attention Beck, your next in the barrel of shit with part 2 of the SGTs exam.

1/29/2020 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT - Coronavirus

British Airways cancels all flights to and from mainland China

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/01/29/coronavirus-british-airways-cancels-all-flights-to-and-from-china.html

When is the United States going to wake the fuck up and do the same thing?

This is just common sense.

1/29/2020 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah "look into free parking"? Hahahahahaah Good luck getting that money back, "for any dumb ass that thinks he's even going to look". I was told the same after a circus I went to was cancled. 1 year later, still, nobody has answered the phone#.

As to why the test was canceled the answer is obvious. Not enough of the people they want to promote know the answers yet. Why do I have to explain this shit to you guys still?

1/29/2020 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City, county, state = Disaster!

1/29/2020 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It does not matter. Nothing that Chicago does in the form of promotions or hiring will be fair or pass muster and will end up in court. Are all cities like this? I do not believe that blacks, Hispanics just cannot pass a promotional exam with help in the form of corruption or quotas. Something is wrong here and needs to be looked at. What does NY or LA do? But, I do like the idea of oral exams and written exams for promotion to exempt. Now that would be a step forward instead of the call from the Congressman or alderman

1/29/2020 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that CFD has canceled their oral exam with it be canceled for CPD too?!?!

1/29/2020 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard they mistakenly recorded over the verbal portion of the exam for the morning group.....

1/29/2020 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there anything in Chicago that isn't totally FUBAR? Serious question. The daily display of ineptitude is positively breathtaking. It would be kind of funny if it wasn't so pathetic.

1/29/2020 12:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumors are that some of these guys were held for over 8 hours with no food and then turned away due to malfunctioning computers. What a shit show. This city is pathetic.

1/29/2020 12:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's called incompetence and fraudulent. Support reform candidates at every level. Walk the precinct for them, put up signs for them, and be election judges. If YOU put in the effort again and again and again the honerable candidates will become the leaders that then make policy. An example of a policy change would be a total change in CFD promotional exam that rewards knowledge rather than race, gender, or other protected class.

Real life example.......arena was ousted by Gardiner. Gardiner had a hundred fire personnel walking and talking in the 45th ward.

America isn't racist. America is an experiment in human dignity. Patriots recognize that and elevate their behavior to that worthy of entrance into heaven.

1/29/2020 12:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bottom line is that your Commissioner and mayor dont like the breakdown on who actually passed and that they cant get thier picks in. This city cant and doesnt know how to run a legitimate test. They need these tests administered by a professional company but we all know this will not happen. People who really study dont stand a chance.

1/29/2020 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The World’s smallest violin is playing for those firemen somewhere.

1/29/2020 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

25 years ago they lost the written exams! Ha

1/29/2020 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make way!

1/29/2020 01:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's run by morons trying to make sure more morons get promoted.

1/29/2020 02:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

look who was in charge , idiots .
they should have made participants complete answers in writing , then record answers.
it's called a back up system .
CFD required a grade of 70% to take part 2 of Lt. Test

1/29/2020 03:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1/29/2020 08:06:00 AM

So true she definitely failed politics 101! Democrats ruin everything and have no clue to lead!

1/29/2020 04:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just a heads up. Passing score for part one of the sergeants exam is a 44%.

1/29/2020 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should be no oral exams for police or fire. Grade people 80/20 written exam/time on the job. If you ain’t book smart AND street smart, you ain’t getting made.

1/29/2020 05:15:00 PM  
Blogger The Insane Fish said...

The worst was the 1988 Sgt's test. Three (3) years to grade the test. Then the race normed by lowering all the scores of white males. On th fire dept. they call that massaging the scores.

1/29/2020 05:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Social justice adjusted testing, the Chicago way.

1/29/2020 05:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How does this happen? I just don’t get it. I am in IT and my husband studied his ass off for the exam. Can you say “stress testing”? Only
The City of Chicago can be this fucked up.

1/29/2020 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A lot of our “bosses” were promoted without even taking part 2. Pass the BS part 1 score and then on to merit

1/29/2020 07:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Question? Unless I missed it in the comments, who is the agency that was running this test?

1/29/2020 07:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT - Coronavirus

British Airways cancels all flights to and from mainland China

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/01/29/coronavirus-british-airways-cancels-all-flights-to-and-from-china.html

When is the United States going to wake the fuck up and do the same thing?

This is just common sense.


1/29/2020 09:26:00 AM

Look to history fir that answers, we didn't stop flights during Ebola

1/29/2020 08:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

always suspected that CFD testing was flawed. A firefighter I know got promoted to engineer, then lieutenant, then captain all within the span of a few years.... this motherfucker barely graduated high school.

1/29/2020 07:46:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My bad, my family is my ex's clout. He was on before he got on

1/29/2020 08:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Sign me up! said...

Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...
Are they going to reschedule the pinch and tickle part of the CFD Lieutenant's test?

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

1/29/2020 06:03:00 AM

Tickling (giggle, giggle) I LUV 2 b tickled

1/29/2020 08:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Technical difficulties... Did they run out of Kleenex for the oral portion???

With all due respect: "now kees me you fool!"

1/29/2020 09:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Their were chiefs on the the job that never passed the entrance exam . The strike wasn’t because of a contract it was a good reason to get the ones on the job who’s daddy’s were bosses. And the kids could not pass a simple reading test and they retire as exempts. Ford carrier was the academy.

1/29/2020 09:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we confirm the passing score is 44% for sgt? If so wow....

1/29/2020 09:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This actually surprises anyone who’s been paying attention??

1/29/2020 09:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You think CFD and CPD is flawed? Every department in this city is flawed. That includes outside entities like the post office.
Try getting a job at the post office or CTA, gotta be black. Streets and sans gotta be white. Politics, gotta be an asshole with a French curve up your behind. Nothing is ever on the up and up and nothing will ever change. Fuck this city and state. Got one foot and two hands out the door.
Gotta go, bye.

1/29/2020 10:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Made the papers

1/30/2020 03:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should be no oral exams for police or fire. Grade people 80/20 written exam/time on the job. If you ain’t book smart AND street smart, you ain’t getting made.

1/29/2020 05:15:00 PM

Time on the job does not equal “street smart”.

1/30/2020 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Patriots recognize that and elevate their behavior to that worthy of entrance into heaven.

1/29/2020 12:21:00 PM

That's not how you gain entrance to heaven. Someone needs to pick up the bible and read.

1/30/2020 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just a citizen here, but for the love of God, what the hell is wrong when the most important people in this city, ie. ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT, have to pay too park? Not to mention the time wasted, all due to the morons who are running this situation. Those who didn't due due diligence. Those who don't care. Those who probably did this to you ON PURPOSE. God bless each and every one of a million times over for your service!

1/29/2020 08:34:00 AM

So why don't you reimburse their parking

1/30/2020 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogger The Insane Fish said...
The worst was the 1988 Sgt's test. Three (3) years to grade the test. Then the race normed by lowering all the scores of white males. On th fire dept. they call that massaging the scores.

1/29/2020 05:20:00 PM
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Did the same for the '89 Dics test. "Race normed" the results. 91% for whites,70% for blacks to go to part 2. Hispanics were in the low 80's.

Now the '93-94 Dic and Sgt's test was actually run straight. The testing company assigned everyone an ID number. They kept the key that matched the names to the ID#. When the City was to have a class, the testing company gave the names associated with the ID# to the city. That testing company was never used again as the classes didn't go along with what flavor the city wanted for the classes.

1/30/2020 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Carlos Danger said...

Blogger The Insane Fish said...
The worst was the 1988 Sgt's test. Three (3) years to grade the test. Then the race normed by lowering all the scores of white males. On the fire dept. they call that massaging the scores.

1/29/2020 05:20:00 PM


That was the 1985 test that they did not post the results of the multiple choice part of the test till 1988.

They called race norming standardization. That was the nice way giving you the finger.

1/30/2020 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The firemen CRY louder then the Popo, they really don't know how good they got it, go play with your hoses.

1/30/2020 02:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


America isn't racist. America is an experiment in human dignity. Patriots recognize that and elevate their behavior to that worthy of entrance into heaven.

Patriots recognize that and elevate their behavior to that worthy of entrance into heaven.

1/29/2020 12:21:00 PM

That's not how you gain entrance to heaven. Someone needs to pick up the bible and read.

1/30/2020 08:43:00 AM
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Pull the full quote please.......

Good, you took the bait. The line is........ America is an experiment in human dignity.....That means love thy neighbor as thyself......No one is truly worthy of entrance into heaven, but a disciple of the Lord modifies their behavior out of love for the Lord and his message. A patriot loves thy neighbor by teaching them dignity to fish for them self rather then handing them a LINK card to get a fillet o' fish.
A patriot loves the Lord rather than loving the freedoms that are enticed by Satin. Satin loves the freedom to smoke week, have an abortion, get gender reassignment surgery, etc.

1/30/2020 05:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It sounds like this was the City’s scheme all along-toss out this Oral portion due to a ‘technical malfunction’ and go with just the Written portion & seniority. If all the knuckleheads have copies of the Written exam with its answers, they’re already high on the list where Human Resources needs them. Why jeopardize the numbers by having these Morons open they mouth and verbalize dat they don’t knows nothing?!? The numbers that the city needs for reparation promotions will plummet (but good ole double-keying, numbers maneuver and ‘everyone gets a promotion’ will always rectifying that.). In the end, the city can always pretend to hire an outside testing firm to give the look of honest testing, but once they set foot into this cesspool city, you can expect monkey business as usual.

1/31/2020 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i dont remember the date but i took the police test in the early 70s at some warehouse in the south loop with thousands of others. by the time i was accepted i was married, had a kid and was finishing a union appreticeship. that seems like an awful long time for a bullshit test to be adjuticated. turned it down, probably a good thing.

2/01/2020 02:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Union gave the idea of giving everyone a 100% for the oral. Contract says you can’t throw the oral out. Great, leaves them with just a written and seniority so no members who sat for long periods of time and the members who never saw the test cannot be harmed. Now you have 2 year millennial tommys crying unfair because he doesn’t get full seniority and he was gonna ace the orals, and pass up everyone with time on. Boy are they in for a rude awakening. This is the first time you’re getting “f*cked” (they aren’t) over the course of an entire career getting “f*cked”. Ask me or the other guys i was promoted with why we had to watch guys who placed 200 spots back get called years ahead of us off the 99 test. Cannot wait to retire. 3 more years!

2/02/2020 04:30:00 PM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Excuse me, but I am the one who decided who gets keeses or not.

That being said, you are correct sir.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

2/08/2020 05:31:00 AM  

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