Monday, July 06, 2020

Final Numbers

We had predicted the weekend totals:
  • 20 dead, 81 wounded, 101 total casualties
HeyJackass.com has the weekend totals as follows:
  • 20 dead, 72 wounded, 92 total casualties
Not bad, right? Over a century of combined police experience gives us some insight. Except for wagering purposes, we had defined the weekend as "03 July thru 05 July inclusive." That drops the totals down a bit:
  • 15 deceased and 65 maimed, 80 total casualties
So we overshot the numbers by a sizable margin.

Settle up in the alley behind the bar.

Maintain social distancing.

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107 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

LL hiow about you suit up and take a ride in a Patrol Car tonight???

7/06/2020 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LL maybe you should pass out rubber bullets and ask them to please behave.

7/06/2020 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can they make a kevlar covid mask in kid's sizes?

7/06/2020 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe letting thousands of criminals out of jail wasn't such a good idea...

7/06/2020 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WGN TV and Fox 32 Chicago down played holiday shooting weekend ..said only dozens shot, nothing on mass shootings ...spent 3 mins on story....LOL
St Sabina's Fr pfaker quiet ….

7/06/2020 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well it looks like Lightfoots handpicked leadership team is a failure. Supt is completely lost. The Det division can’t solve the mystery of where the car keys are most days. Using the I’m buddies with that guy method to fill those command spot really worked out well. Patrol commanders are caught between knowing the patrolman will be sacrificed at a moments notice but knowing they can get launched so they are still trying to demand numbers. The department is an absolute joke. If Princess Leia comes in To 002s roll call wanting numbers again POs might do more than just ignore her. All three watched hate you now. The violence isn’t up to the police to stop, we’re just reporters now. Any attempt to do more than that will get you suspended or fired.

7/06/2020 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your post of July 27 titled “Englewood “ was 100% correct. 4 dead and 4 shot was prophetic!

7/06/2020 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Covid’s Revenge?
That leftover shit is making people go just crazy.
Only 7 dead from the Covid’s Chinese Plague on Saturday...in all of JB Illinois.

As of 0900 news radio said 79 Shot.
That 14 shot kilt could easily have been 50 kilt if there were any sight aligning.

I just might stay at home today to listen if AngryToad Larri is back in town for an actual, in-person media in-the-room press conference, where she will not speak of Covids, nothing on restaurant re-openings, empty beaches and no evil FOP slowdown orders.
We’ll definitely hear the bullshit double talk just flow from Larri & Hashed Brownie Fife, maybe Fried Walnut and Benedict Arnold Riccio will have something to add. 1200 Extree Police weren’t that overstretched with protest details this weekend, were they? Whatever strategy they came up with - didn’t work again.

Blast off.

7/06/2020 10:10:00 AM  
Blogger CFD brother said...

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Brown nose: Hunh?


Same shit, different news briefing.

7/06/2020 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thinking longer term second week of three a day DOA and well over 100 shot. Community never disappoints unlike the Chicago elects officials. .

7/06/2020 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Much like Chicago, New York City has some of the toughest gun control laws in the country. And also just like Chicago, New York’s gangbangers don’t tend to worry about things like gun control laws. But the citizens are living under the regime of a Mayor and a City Council that see “less policing” as the answer to their problems. They’ve caved in to the demands of the mob and are now reaping the rewards of those decisions.

https://hotair.com/archives/jazz-shaw/2020/07/06/needs-police-shootings-new-york-city-continue-climb/

7/06/2020 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is the city or fop saying about the 14 day Quarantine when coming back from one of those 15 states?

7/06/2020 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For Mayor Fightloot's edification, and because I'm an MBA partial to ratio analysis, here is a metric of this weekend's stupidity compared to prior years. Using the data at HeyJackass.com, I calculated a Murder Game stat for the July 4th weekends that I call 'And One.' The formula is (#wounded + #killed)/#killed. In effect, the percentage of the time the urban hunter hit the shot and got the kill. Of course not all #killed were necessarily shot, but we go with what HeyJackass gives us.

2013 19.2%
2014 19.5%
2015 16.7%
2016 8.8%
2017 14.4%
2018 19.2%
2019 9.2%
2020 21.7%

The hunters got better this year, no doubt. Was it due to shooting until slide lock? Greater use of hollow points? Large capacity magazines? Sneaking up on the prey? Better optical sights on the weapons? More rifles in use now? Two-handed grips?

I'm thinking the hunters were less shakey, steadier with the aim, and more confident because the fear of being caught is much less now with Mayor Fightloot running things.




7/06/2020 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Is the Galaxy better since the revolution"?

7/06/2020 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Duckworth Silent!!! Senator from Illinois has done nothing to stop the violence or up hold law and order or Support the police


Ducky wants to be Biden 77 VP More interested in promoting LTC Vidman than doing her job



Remember in November

7/06/2020 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder what Groot’s office is going to discuss during Accountability (Deflection) Monday?

7/06/2020 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like #400 by the end of nxt wk?

7/06/2020 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tovarishch Groot... hell I am starting to get use to these numbers while I listen to Alabama and Randy Travis in the squad.... I find music by Alabama to very relaxing. Can get in the squad without a little bit of fiddle music playing. Showing up to a call safe and the alleged citizen (D) has scurried away perhaps to allegedly offend again.

7/06/2020 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody was murdered this weekend, or since the PHAKE PHLU lockdown started. All those deaths were caused by the 'RONA.

7/06/2020 01:12:00 PM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

settle up

put it on the bar

everyone involved drink it up

it's all good

7/06/2020 01:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Business as usual...nothing will EVER change in Chicago as long as Demorats run it!!! So Sad.

7/06/2020 01:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

• Six consecutive weekends (F/S/S) with double digit murders.
where’s larri?

• More Shot Kilt in Chicago than Covids deaths in all Illinois.
Where’s Larri ??

• Hash Browns at the podium today - all alone.
WHERES’S LARRI ???

• Notify the Area, the Mayor is missing.

Alright, listen up people.
Our mayor has been on the run for 96 hours. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries, meals and a haircut is 4 miles per hour. That gives us a radius of 24 miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, hen house, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at 15 miles. Your mayors name is Larri LightFührer. Go get him.

7/06/2020 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

luckily this coming weekend is not a holiday.....

7/06/2020 02:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, we have this weekend to make up the difference and its gunna be hot!!

7/06/2020 02:23:00 PM  
Anonymous E.T.B. said...


BREAKING NEWS
Mayor Lightfoot calls violence against the city’s children personal after another weekend of shootings includes killing of a 7-year-old

What a Putz. You don't hear any plausible solutions to the problem only rhetoric like this. Both her and Puppet Boy Brownie.

7/06/2020 02:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Without any" punishment for your crimes" this will continue. So might as well just get used to it. I feel for the innocent unfortunates that live there and can't get out.

7/06/2020 02:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Undertakers don't care about why or how. They just tell you how much to write the check for.

7/06/2020 02:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let’s play everyone’s favorite game follow the Pinocchios who lies the best will start With everyone’s favorite liar Larry from Chicago;

Perfect Storm’ to Blame for Surge in Homicides: Lightfoot
https://news.wttw.com/2020/07/01/perfect-storm-blame-surge-homicides-lightfoot

Next up is lying the Blasio from New York;
De Blasio blames NYC weekend violence on coronavirus, vows to 'double down' to keep city safe

So there you have it all the violence is due to the virus not due to the animals, and the savages totally and utterly out of control, not due to them letting them out of prison early to incompetent states attorneys in both places, how much longer are you delusional thinking ideas going to be put forth? The ultimate liars challenge they are in first place they are tied notice how the Democrats are in it together anything to defeat President Donald Trump and destroy their cities!

7/06/2020 02:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lessee, put this at 55? for July, 61 For August, 55 Sept. it starts cooling off so 42 Oct, 38 Nov then 44 for Dec.
That's 295 predicted but going to push is over say 310?
May be low for Oct Nov Dec. New toys to play with in December and with some good weather people(or folks) could stay rowdy.
Lucks going to run out so... 2 by CPD.

7/06/2020 03:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago Dem Mayor Blames ‘Covid’ For Spiking Murder Rate…
cause till Covid it was the Garden Of Eden

7/06/2020 03:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When the city defunds the police are we starting at the top with the merit exempts taking pay cuts to allow for the defunding?

7/06/2020 03:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The city appreciates you so much, welcome to year 4 without a fair contract. 😂

7/06/2020 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Just Saying said...

OT. Lari is claiming that these murders are personal to her, or some similar tripe. So why then is she moving further away from these areas? She should be buying a home in the most violent neighborhood to lead by example. Oh yea, it is only the police that must set examples.

Another situation that makes me go hmmm. Why is it news that this kid opting out of the FOP? It seems to me he was making a political statement with the reason he provided for leaving. So Lari which is it, are we to be apolitical in relation to our employment or are we free to politic?

7/06/2020 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From CWB Chicago newspapers, videos on the crowds out of control. Lightfoot wants to hide the problems and deny.

https://cwbchicago.com/2020/07/at-least-9-arrested-in-loop-more-in-boystown-during-weekend-street-take-overs.html?fbclid=IwAR0TTu7C2N6QJD5hCMGyynjyPzk_GeYTNAoiYUcLFF85IfrgWi15bnyInrk

7/06/2020 03:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had 15 DOA and 82 Total on a Zuckerbook

7/06/2020 03:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Final Numbers: The Great And Powerful Oz Has Spoken

7/06/2020 04:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you please put the entire tally up for the media. I mean every incident as hey jackass does because they keep reporting 12 dead or 13 dead and the highest I saw was 14 dead in one media article. Why are they hiding the others?? To downplay the violence. The first homicide was Thursday at 130pm in wentworth gardens. The last was last night in 011 at about 230am. 20 total and 73 shot. It needs to be in black and white for all to see. Put the list of each murder l, location and time up here so there can be no doubt about it that it’s 20. Stop downplaying it.

7/06/2020 04:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m waiting for Lori Leightweight to somehow blame this on the police.

Never put the blame on the right people (the community).

Lori says, I’m not going to give you a contract, but, pretty please, go out and put your life and finances on the line for me and the community
That hates you.

F. U. GROOT!!!!!!

7/06/2020 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LL got herself ripped a new one today by Rush Limbaugh.

7/06/2020 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give me numbers, are you outta your fucking mind? Fuck you and your numbers idiots.

7/06/2020 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe Magats, Bail Bonds
-Ballz Gargled
-Tugnutz Adjustment
-Airtight Alibis
-Gang Rehab

7/06/2020 05:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to the defense of LightLoafers....no mayor can solve the gun violence in Chicago.....no one....there are more than 300 million firearms in the US, and more being sold by the hundreds....maybe the Mayor just say....hey, I can't solve it, it can't be solved......at least be honest

7/06/2020 05:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hire Leo Schmitz as First Deputy after that Game of Thrones Midget looking Swinger retires, problem solved. Duh!

7/06/2020 05:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brilliant analysis MBA but I think you got one part wrong. It should read:
I'm thinking the hunters were less shakey, steadier with the aim, and more confident because the fear of being caught is much less now with Mayor Fightloot FUNNING things.

7/06/2020 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the time the 5 Oclock WGN News rolled around the violence over the weekend was pushed to the 3rd story and lasted about 45 seconds stating that "DOZENS WERE SHOT WITH 2 OF THE VICTIMS BEING CHILDREN".How is that for a City Hall Spin on the weekend?The 1st story was the Mandatory COVID CHICAGO QUARANTINE which highlighted Mayor LIGHTFOOT boasting that she was chatting with her good friend,the Mayor of Houston,and they had over 12000 new cases there and have no ICU Beds available.Lightfoot seemed almost giddy over the problems in Houston and Florida.In 72 Hours you just had 20 people murdered and 72 citizens shot and you are spending your time chatting with the Mayor of Houston????INCREDIBLE!

7/06/2020 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Betty Loren Maltese was more forceful than Lori Lightfoot. ☹️

7/06/2020 05:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

okay week end shootings
now for some important facts
how many were democrats
how many were republicans
how many male
how many female
what race are victims African American Asian Caucasian Hispanic Other
Age under 13 13-21 21 - 40 over 40
What % were receiving government assistance
what % were convicted felons

7/06/2020 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, Supes name is David O. Brown. (DOB) The house elf in Harry Potter was named Dobby. He basically had to do his master's bidding (GROOT). Can we name the new Supe Dobby? Would that be racist. I think it's perfect.

7/06/2020 05:55:00 PM  
Blogger FilthyMcNasty said...

The news downplays the carnage when it doesn't fir the narrative.
Instead, they secretly play for an LEO to shoot a perp that was "just turnin' his life around."

7/06/2020 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"As President of the Chicago Police Board, Lori led a 9-member independent civilian body charged with deciding disciplinary matters involving allegations of police misconduct."


--------


This kind of weekend is what you'd expect when you elect somebody whose expertise is punishing cops rather than punishing criminals.

7/06/2020 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ratio analysis:

2020 numbers are up because experienced shooters are being released en masse.

Oh yeah, they're starting to practice too. Public ranges always had some variety, but it's changed and not for the better.

7/06/2020 06:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your mayor and city council are a fucking joke!

7/06/2020 06:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot.. has fast do you want me to drive to a shooting? Speed limit or bat out of hell speed?

2 scenarios—

A. Drive like bat out hell, arrest offender. Offender goes to shit cell for parole in 3 years

B. Drive like bat out hell, hammer someone and get sent through ringer scheduled to be fired

C. Drive miss daisy, so up to scene called a racist; say thank you, have a nice day, head to lunch squad

D. Drive miss daisy, so up late; do it again tomorrow. Ruvrun rev. Groots eyes bulge, Brown shows off new white shirt, Jamal shows up with someone else kid and banks on go fund me.

——-
Answer is D! Not the (D) as in demoKrat


Alex, what is a day like in Chicago shithole?

Correct!

7/06/2020 06:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Groot really put her foot down. She said the violence is now personal. What motivated her to hike her concerns to the personal level? Was she trying to scurr the shooters?

7/06/2020 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Duckworth Silent!!! Senator from Illinois has done nothing to stop the violence or up hold law and order or Support the police


Ducky wants to be Biden 77 VP More interested in promoting LTC Vidman than doing her job



Remember in November

7/06/2020 11:32:00 AM

Ducky is a seat warmer, she is there to vote as she is told to.

7/06/2020 06:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Black Lives Matters is nothing more than a product being bought and sold by Democrats. It’s truly shameful.

7/06/2020 06:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Undertakers don't care about why or how. They just tell you how much to write the check for.

7/06/2020 02:42:00 PM

Checks, you think they write checks. That's cute.

7/06/2020 06:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a optomist. Had 13 planted and 100 with holes.

7/06/2020 06:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My question is WHO is going to take care of the 28 year old police officer that had to give CPR to a 14 year old, OR the 35 year officer that held a 2 year boy in his arms..THIS MAYOR SUCKS

7/06/2020 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"""Perfect Storm’ to Blame for Surge in Homicides: Lightfoot
https://news.wttw.com/2020/07/01/perfect-storm-blame-surge-homicides-lightfoot"""

What an idiot "12,000 additional officers on the street".

Sure Lori its all about the FOP, the contract, and Trump. Sure sister, you go.

Dont any of these newsie asshole's ever read this blog? Yes, in fact, these are actual cops here.

7/06/2020 07:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot, Chicago's foaming-at-the-mouth, angry
and nasty distemper afflicted little clown is
greatly displeased with The Police over the
weekend shit-exhibition put on by the community.

This ought to lighten the mood:

"Little Clowns of Happytown"

https://youtu.be/ZGYeWkSplWA

...You're welcome.

Look.
Point & Laugh.
Leave.

7/06/2020 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You can't stop violence walking down an expressway."
-- Rev. Anthony Williams

7/06/2020 07:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago’s Mayor Gordon Lightfoot..... Is calling for common sense gun control laws in the aftermath of this weeks carnage. Guys.....This is what you get when you elect an old Canadian folk singer as the mayor of a dangerous city in the United States. Hey Mayor Gordon Lightfoot go back to fucking Canada where you belong you fucking hoser!!!!!!

7/06/2020 07:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Over there we have a governor standing up to take care of business;

Georgia governor declares state of emergency over deadly Atlanta shootings
https://www.foxnews.com/us/georgia-governor-declares-state-of-emergency-over-deadly-atlanta-shootings

To think they only had 31 shootings, we had what was the grand total again? Let’s just make it a nice round number like 100 and where is our fat trust fund baby governor is he at his mansion in Geneva or his mansion in Florida? He just increased his Illinois State police detail because people were driving by his mansion and like you’re either with signs saying fuck you governor so he took it as a threat and he increases detail for his family and of course probably for his friends so they can take his fat ass in their ass is everywhere on the taxpayers dime. And our mayor what is she doing blaming the virus blaming the president again and again she proves what a coward is what a racist mayor Larry is. The people are dying the people are being ventilated what about the children all of that mayor have you taken your extremely huge police detail to the hospitals in to the morgues to talk to the families and tell them you’re sorry because this is all happening because of your policies along with the governor just asking you come on their stand up I’ll wait a minute you are standing.

7/06/2020 07:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lightloaf is blaming Trump for scaring whites into believing that Chicago is out of control.
What an unhinged leftist wingnut. Sorry Beetlejuice, but you're incompetent and never take blame for anything. Trump is right.

7/06/2020 07:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And another child dies.....
In Groot's Ghetto

7/06/2020 07:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow just wow total of 101 shot..yeah take the police out of their uncivilized shithole neighborhood and schools.

7/06/2020 07:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

once again the problem is the court system... We need to shout this from the heavens..... Kim foxx and the Cook County Courts are the problem. Kim lets everyone out of jail to revictimize our community. This has got to stop !!!!!!

7/06/2020 07:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They closed small businesses. They released thousands of violent prisoners. They created riots to further destroy small businesses. They watch as children are slain on the street and they blame everyone but themselves. This is a dangerous political war. And... they control the media. They have basically destroyed religion. They have eliminated our right to assemble unless it is to further their cause. They are winning. And, Americans are watching it quietly from the sidelines, hoping for a fourth quarter comeback. It’s time to wake up. It is not about race. They are using that.

7/06/2020 07:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lightfoot said this is personal to her? How ironic. I just had a conversation about Lori constantly asking the public to please stop shooting each other, let's love each other, let's respect each other, let's have a crime free weekend. Lori speaks as if the bad guys are going to stop shooting because Lori asked them to. As if her being black is relatable, so they will curb the violence just for her.

So now here we are, Lori admits it's personal. So I guess I was right. She can't believe they are not doing what she says, because she is black, and usually everyone does what she says in her world.

7/06/2020 08:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First she had COVID...which she had gotten from a boy...who she dated...even though she is always in the market for a woman...and had it for 60 days...apparently..and now, she is “raped” but didn’t want to call the police...because she hates them. Read this lady’s crap. She’s insane and damaged, just like all of the police hating goons at the top of the CTU...

Maybe she is actually the one who suffers from white fragility!

Thank god she and her cohorts ventured to Venezuela to tell us how great it is.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Sarah4Justice/status/1280268482077171717

7/06/2020 08:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way too many future doctors, lawyers and hard working "community" members needlessly slaughtered. Stop the insanity damn it!

7/06/2020 08:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Update: Larri LightFührer has been located. Cancel the search party.
Apparently she a a separate press conference, so far location Unk.
Maybe at OEMC fuhrerbunker, sounded like a echoing room.

- Says Trump is not a leader and not sending her “resources” (bail out $)
- Says he tweets divisive stuff, pandering to his base
- Says she needs LGBLT support, programs, obamacare, funding
(Are these her Base demands?)
- Says we need more gun control (IN sells IL illegal artillery)

Nothing about jail, affordable bond, leniency, repeat offenders, or anything Cook County.
All prepared speech, nothing off the cuff. All talk - All Lies - 6 consecutive weeks of double digit weekend murders and she still blames The President, and THE FAKENEWS isn’t asking her questions about the unrelenting murders.
28 murders in a week thru Saturday, 22 for the Month, adding another 2 as of 1900hrs today.

Blame Trump, his Base and Indiana.
FUCK YOU LARRI

7/06/2020 08:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tucker and Sean are so right tonight. God bless you guys and thanks for putting it out there.

7/06/2020 08:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
WGN TV and Fox 32 Chicago down played holiday shooting weekend ..said only dozens shot, nothing on mass shootings ...spent 3 mins on story....LOL
St Sabina's Fr pfaker quiet ….
7/06/2020 09:57:00 AM
---------------------------
They have some of the dumbest people in Fake News activist media. These idiots are mediocre newsreaders and should be working in Dubuque, Iowa. They wouldn't have a career there either. The folks there are a lot smarter than the audience here in Crazy Town.

7/06/2020 08:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One of the Democratic planners on the 5th floor at the Hall tells me our lovely Mayor F U is determined to be recognized as a viable candidate for Sleepy Joe’s VP selection. Mayor F U checks all the boxes, you heard it here first. One better is JB running for President in 2024, God help us ...

7/06/2020 08:57:00 PM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...

MUST WATCH!!! Tucker Carlson of Fox News had a scathing segment on Groot on his 7/6/20 broadcast! Do check it out! He tore into her like there was no tomorrow! Sean Hannity also had a segment addressing her on the same night. It was something to behold!

7/06/2020 09:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lori, F you and your travel ban!

You can't protect Chiraq residents from themselves!

Now you're concerned about protecting Chiraq residents?!?

I call bull shit on you again!

It's all about you henpecking (potentially) conservative travellers and trying to create division among Americans from different states.

Keep your shithole city.

Sincerely, Fuck You Lori



7/06/2020 09:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leftfoot said that Trump can stop this killing in Democratic cities. She said that he needs to make an executive order for background checks so people cant go to Indiana and purchase military grade weapons to bring back to Chicago.

Was anyone shot with an M-16 this weekend?

Would "background" checks apply to dude selling a pistol in 007?

Would she and Fatass Pritzker actually like to admit that catering to the lowest common denominator will always hinder us? Stop trying to deflect your piss poor administration of government on Donald Trump. He did more in 3.5 years than the Democrats have accomplished in 50 years.

7/06/2020 09:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is time to record each and every post office and polling place and test just whether anyone is really and truly voting "D". I mean why would ANYBODY actually vote for democrats corruption any more?

7/06/2020 10:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somehow I think God is saying, “I told you so.”

7/06/2020 10:22:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Lets form a coalition, get some signs, release some balloons, and some loudspeakers chants. This always make it look like your doing something.

7/06/2020 10:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Well it looks like Lightfoots handpicked leadership team is a failure. Supt is completely lost. The Det division can’t solve the mystery of where the car keys are most days. Using the I’m buddies with that guy method to fill those command spot really worked out well. Patrol commanders are caught between knowing the patrolman will be sacrificed at a moments notice but knowing they can get launched so they are still trying to demand numbers. The department is an absolute joke. If Princess Leia comes in To 002s roll call wanting numbers again POs might do more than just ignore her. All three watched hate you now. The violence isn’t up to the police to stop, we’re just reporters now. Any attempt to do more than that will get you suspended or fired.

Too much jaw jacking and lips service and no skills.

7/06/2020 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey LightFührer, stop torturing Chicago with your agonizing lectures.

Your only job is to handle the budget and City maintenance.

Leave Police work to the Police.

Who knows, if you did that you may even get re-elected.

Yeah right.....

7/06/2020 10:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate to see loss of life... but where are the marches and where are vigils?

right nobody cares...


BUT BLM RIGHT ??? RIGHT ??

7/06/2020 10:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Well it looks like Lightfoots handpicked leadership team is a failure. Supt is completely lost. The Det division can’t solve the mystery of where the car keys are most days. Using the I’m buddies with that guy method to fill those command spot really worked out well. Patrol commanders are caught between knowing the patrolman will be sacrificed at a moments notice but knowing they can get launched so they are still trying to demand numbers. The department is an absolute joke. If Princess Leia comes in To 002s roll call wanting numbers again POs might do more than just ignore her. All three watched hate you now. The violence isn’t up to the police to stop, we’re just reporters now. Any attempt to do more than that will get you suspended or fired.

Handpicked leadership blowing smoke up each other’s ass.

7/06/2020 10:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lightfart only cares about masks, shutting down bars and social distancing so oh well

7/06/2020 10:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep voting DemocRAT!!!!

7/06/2020 11:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:02 Exactly RIGHT !
If margolASS spouts off about numbers 1 more time, I’m going to explode.

You think, that her getting intentionally passed over for captain would’ve opened her eyes. Wake up princess your gravy train is all dried up.

7/07/2020 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Lari is claiming that these murders are personal to her, or some similar tripe."

That's just Larry in "Mommy Mode", or make that Daddy Mode in his case or Cousin It Mode. Cue the fake tears, tough guy rage and blame shifting to all the guns that walked in to shoot people from Indiana. It's all so predictable from these halfwit politicians but people voted for it. The Trifecta Larry at your service.

7/07/2020 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

love the u.s. marshalls movie qoute ! barring haicuts it moves at 4 mph. lot of aspiring standup comics here !

7/07/2020 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lori says "I'm telling, don't shoot". ☹️😃

7/07/2020 02:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Well it looks like Lightfoots handpicked leadership team is a failure. Supt is completely lost. The Det division can’t solve the mystery of where the car keys are most days. Using the I’m buddies with that guy method to fill those command spot really worked out well. Patrol commanders are caught between knowing the patrolman will be sacrificed at a moments notice but knowing they can get launched so they are still trying to demand numbers. The department is an absolute joke. If Princess Leia comes in To 002s roll call wanting numbers again POs might do more than just ignore her. All three watched hate you now. The violence isn’t up to the police to stop, we’re just reporters now. Any attempt to do more than that will get you suspended or fired.

Handpicked leadership blowing smoke up each other’s ass.

7/06/2020 10:50:00 PM
very correct Post, we have absolutely no leadership That ship has sailed many years ago, when I looked at the exempt ranks recently the Insane Clown Posse Kinda reminds me of them except at least the Insane Clown Posse spoke out had testicular fortitude we have nothing here nothing but a bunch of followers want to be police bosses! And I will continue being a reporter being a reporter is a nice job, can I have a cup of coffee have my Netflix ready to go yes ma’am yes sir I’m smiling here’s your report.

7/07/2020 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The question for Chicago voters and all Americans is, "Is this amount of shootings and crime the new normal? Do you want this all the time?". Then vote for Democrats, who want to take away qualified immunity from the police.

7/07/2020 09:34:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J Twillie said...

Dammt to hell, the 'community' let me down again. I was way off (on the high-side) in the total number of future Architects, Astro-Physicists, and Cardiothoracic Surgeons, sporting new bandages.

Oh well, there's always the Labor Day shit-show to look forward to.

Anywho, I'm meeting Bruno Bagadonuts in the alley behind the Pool Hall at 1:00pm to pay-up the 50 Matchsticks I owe him. (Bruno's a funny guy, for some odd reason he always tells me to, 'come alone'.)

[Squad; 17-John]

7/07/2020 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
For Mayor Fightloot's edification, and because I'm an MBA partial to ratio analysis, here is a metric of this weekend's stupidity compared to prior years. Using the data at HeyJackass.com, I calculated a Murder Game stat for the July 4th weekends that I call 'And One.' The formula is (#wounded + #killed)/#killed. In effect, the percentage of the time the urban hunter hit the shot and got the kill. Of course not all #killed were necessarily shot, but we go with what HeyJackass gives us.

2013 19.2%
2014 19.5%
2015 16.7%
2016 8.8%
2017 14.4%
2018 19.2%
2019 9.2%
2020 21.7%

The hunters got better this year, no doubt. Was it due to shooting until slide lock? Greater use of hollow points? Large capacity magazines? Sneaking up on the prey? Better optical sights on the weapons? More rifles in use now? Two-handed grips?

I'm thinking the hunters were less shakey, steadier with the aim, and more confident because the fear of being caught is much less now with Mayor Fightloot running things.





7/06/2020 10:59:00 AM


MBA?? Lol and you call that a formula? Which you expressed inversely???
Ffs
It’s called calculating a percentage and a 4th grader can do that

7/07/2020 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you start listing calibers on this site? How often do these mutts use AKs and M4s?

7/07/2020 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Combat Zone. Better off in Nam in 1968.

7/07/2020 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As the Joker said, the community gets what they fucking deserve. Decades of resistance to police investigations, the Real code of silence in the black community, and decades of police trying to lock up the bad guys to only be ridiculed by the community leads to this. Nonstop shootings and crime. Word has it the Mayor went batshit crazy at a meeting with the commanders and told them to order sweeping of corners as was reported earlier by this blog. She won't have your back though when the lawsuit comes. She wants to fire you. She is looking for ways to go around the contract. Let the community get what they fucking deserve and answer the calls assigned to you in a reasonable amount of time. Take your time on paper too. You don't want some attorney suing you for half-assing the preliminary investigation.

7/07/2020 12:59:00 PM  
Blogger Joebillybob said...

Chalkie been busy! Somebody bring him some popcorn...

7/07/2020 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So on track for 100 in July
August should be about same, 100
60 in Sept and
45 in October given its cold
35 In November
25 in December to finish year at just about 700 Homicides and around 3300 people shot.

The Defund the Police movement is just a vocalization of legal efforts by socialist entities like the ACLU and the Democrat party. Liberal policies result in lost lives... Period..

Great Job Mayor, President Preckwinkle, Kimmay Fox, Gov JumBo Pritzker and others are to blame...

7/07/2020 02:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! we're gonna hit 400 kills by the end of the month. Over 1850 wounded. All brought to you by the Murder mayor and the Dummy from Dallas. The folks from Ohio will be so pleased to know their home town girl is primarily responsible for the carnage in Shitcago.

The folks in Dallas are equally pleased that Brown is here and not in their city. This buffoon has overseen more murders and shootings in four months in this city and all his years as Chief in Dallas.

7/07/2020 04:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Undertakers don't care about why or how. They just tell you how much to write the check for.

7/06/2020 02:42:00 PM

Checks, you think they write checks. That's cute.

7/06/2020 06:48:00 PM

It's even cuter they think a hood-undertaker would even take a check as payment! It's cash before the final ride because there are no repo's in the burial biz.

7/07/2020 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Det division can’t solve the mystery of where the car keys are most days.

7/06/2020 10:50:00 PM

Give Deenihan a chance. He inherited a big mess from what's her name. It will take him a bit to untangle everything and get it all running right.

7/07/2020 06:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't want some attorney suing you for half-assing the preliminary investigation.

7/07/2020 12:59:00 PM

Your entire posting is excellent advice. I hope all of our brothers and sisters are wise enough to heed it.

7/07/2020 08:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BUT BLM RIGHT ??? RIGHT ??

7/06/2020 10:43:00 PM

WISTA.

When It Suits Their Agenda.

7/07/2020 09:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Shot Clock sez, 32 more killz to get to the magical number of 400. We are early in July. Could we really hit 800 by years end? Even 700 killz is staggering to consider for the Murder Queen. By years end, Groot will have Dallas Brown bleeding simultaneously out of every orifice in his body.

7/07/2020 11:28:00 PM  

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