Wednesday, May 06, 2026

Whoops

Suburban school "oops:"

  • A person of interest is in custody after a resource officer misplaced his gun while using the bathroom at a northwest suburban school Monday afternoon, leading to the cancellation of classes on Tuesday.

    According to Arlington Heights police, the incident unfolded just prior to school dismissal at Forest View Educational Center, located in the 2100 block of South Goebbert Road in Arlington Heights.

    Police say the school resource officer removed his firearm from his duty holster while using the restroom, but realized the gun was missing shortly after students were dismissed for the day.

    The resource officer searched the restroom for the gun, but did not locate it and contacted authorities to help in the search.

The gun wasn't located that day, but a review of security footage has led to an arrest of a "person of interest."

Any bets if Porkulous and Kwame will insist on more gun restrictions because Indiana has looser laws that enable gun running over the border?

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57 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Cicero guy left a gun in Our Lady of the Ghetto bathroom..
Made it back in 15 minutes....complete panic....he bought breakfast.
Good guy....

5/06/2026 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Opportunity to design second holster rig, to move firearm to, perhaps, center mass location, so officer cannot forget and yet not be impeded from any motion needed to successfully complete all required task involed.

🤔

5/06/2026 02:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "School Resource Officer" should be fired by now. There is absolutely NO REASON to remove a handgun from the holster unless you are putting it into a safe or using it. -Enough said.

5/06/2026 05:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is an Alternative School.

5/06/2026 06:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many times has this happened when taking a dump? I worked in a truck stop during the pandemic and this happened in one of our bathrooms.

5/06/2026 06:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This happened in 005 a couple months ago by a three year wonder CAPS officer, gun never found, and her reward now is being the Tact secretary

5/06/2026 06:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is far too common worked at the airport not a lot, but Secret Service FBI coppers left their guns in the bathrooms. How can you not be cognizant enough to know your gun is hanging there or laying on the toilet the most important item you carry and yet you forget it, and if this kid would’ve shot somebody, it would’ve gotten 1000 times worse

5/06/2026 06:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess you never had to take a shit on duty....your not the Police. I hope you were being sarcastic!!!!

5/06/2026 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pretty shitty situation

5/06/2026 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok, now that you vented, go upstairs and eat the breakfast your mommy made

5/06/2026 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And if a misfire occurs?

5/06/2026 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has the "resource" officer been fired? And why are they using the student bathroom anyway?

5/06/2026 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fired? Shut up

5/06/2026 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What ever happened to "Finders keepers, losers weepers"?

5/06/2026 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Idiot cops, signed: retired Cpd.

5/06/2026 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The way this state is headed police will probably someday soon be just like the U.K. with most coppers being unarmed social workers and a limited number of real coppers who will be legally required to scream “ARMED POLICE” everywhere they go so the armed criminals have ample opportunity to resist.

5/06/2026 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet he really took a #2 in his pants when he realized what happened

5/06/2026 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dropping trou to dump is a good reason to. Best practice is set it in your underwear.

5/06/2026 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some copper left his gun in an academy bathroom in the workout room. Don’t understand the need to take your gun out the holster when taking a dump. Let’s start a campaign. Don’t pump and dump.

5/06/2026 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pilots at OHare have done it too.

5/06/2026 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps being allowed access to the teachers facilities might help. Doesn't mean a teacher wouldn't steal if he found it tho'...

5/06/2026 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's been awhile, but last i was there at Area North it was still there. During the joint CPD/FBI investigation of the murders at the judge's house, an agent hung his rig on the door to booth 1 in the Dets dump room. Gun discharges, denting the door of the toilet, ricochets off the ceiling and impacting the wall next to the sink. SShhhhh.

5/06/2026 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ever try taking a dump with a loaded holster on?

5/06/2026 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ohhhh, those are the best!... Lol

5/06/2026 08:39:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

Huge brain cramp.

5/06/2026 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thousands of coppers take dumps every day and 99.9 percent don't do this.

This is one way to figure out the 0.1 percent who shouldn't be police officers.

5/06/2026 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember one of the school officers at Prosser high school in 025 would leave his patrol carbine in the squad car in the school parking lot.
So, why even bring it to work?

5/06/2026 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love when they hang the pistol by the trigger guard on the bathroom door.

5/06/2026 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe not allow the school resource officer to be armed? Send in a "Violence interrupter" instead.

5/06/2026 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously this troll never had that special cramp which occured before all hell broke loose!

5/06/2026 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This happens more then you think. It happened in Austin a number of years ago in one of the station shitters. Another officer found the gun, brought it to the WC who quietly ran the s/n and returned the gun the officer who only suffering a verbal beating.

5/06/2026 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"person of interest"? wtf, Finders Keepers.

5/06/2026 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So if you have to take a dump you should just let your gun hit the floor or should you just hold ur dump till you get home so you can put it in a safe lol idiot. Enough said

5/06/2026 10:53:00 AM  
Blogger Old Joe said...

When I was in school the "Resource Officer" was a nun who carried a foot long ruler!

5/06/2026 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least she's not on the street!! In a few years she tell youi how her police activity got her an inside position!

5/06/2026 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if i really had to take a dump in a public restroom i'd put my gun on top of my underwear around my ankles never lost a pistol for those who go commando don't know what to say other than:
"chicks dig me because i rarely wear underwear and if i do its usually something unusual"
Stripes 1981

5/06/2026 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where’s the aldercreature to suggest a charge of “patrolman pistol abandonment? “

5/06/2026 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You’re ignorant , enough said

5/06/2026 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok I'm not police. Retired fire. Pretty simple. If you have to remove the pistol from the holster, drop your pants and put it on top of underwear and pants.

5/06/2026 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have seen this in the CPD. I recall at least one police women in Mass Transit who left her gun in the bathroom of a downtown store. That wasn't the only dumb thing she did but this one involved her firearm.

5/06/2026 12:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Former police chief in Aurora left hers in the bathroom of a bar. Her wife took the fall for it. After she retired, she never worked in law enforcement again. Wonder why?

5/06/2026 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Years ago we had a female officer in 005 leave her weapon more than once in the bathroom at Roseland hospital. She ended up making rank but she always had an attitude about her foibles and never thanked the officers that kept finding her weapon. Entitled b.

5/06/2026 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like she shouldn’t have worked in law enforcement before retirement

5/06/2026 02:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think there was a “luscious” Lt who lost her gun at the scene of a captain who was shot in 7. I believe she got promoted…

5/06/2026 06:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Copper had to make a load. WTF

5/06/2026 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They got the kid, found the guns sight, but no gun. Kid and family are all illegal here

5/06/2026 07:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A misfire of what?

Sitting upon the throne, the shitter misfires a fart and then?

Standing at the urinal, the pisser misfires and the streams are crossed?

Just where on the body would a second holster, empty at all times except when needed to not put sidearm anywhere else, then returned to duty holster after completing all required tasks, and what now?



5/06/2026 07:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same place, early 80's, walked into police room head and saw the duty belt hanging from the door. As I'm contemplating my next move, a state trooper, tires squealing, pulls in lot. Sweat pouring down his mug, he barely said thanks and ran out the door

5/06/2026 08:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody checked her fat rolls.

5/06/2026 10:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then there was the second district lieutenant who reported her 9mm missing, only to find it a year later when clearing out her basement locker upon being transferred. OOOPS.

5/06/2026 11:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about paying attention and keeping your gun with you? Hang it on the stall coat hook.

5/07/2026 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"It's 10pm. Do YOU know where your gun is?"

5/07/2026 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Save you a lot in future child support too...

5/07/2026 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that classified as a misfire?

5/07/2026 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tankers' holsters - cordura for daytime, or leather for evening wear.

5/07/2026 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Flatulence affects not only the nose, but also the eyes, thus impairing the eye-hand coordination needed to safely re holster a pistol.
In severe cases of Flatulence, personal judgement and decision-making skills may be affected.

5/07/2026 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bingo.

5/07/2026 04:22:00 PM  

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