Conehead is Running (so far)
Conehead has tossed his pointy hat into the ring, despite an approval rating in the single digits:
After months of deliberation, Mayor Brandon Johnson on Sunday set out on the uphill road to reelection, launching a campaign that he said will force voters to “identify the difference between real progressives and posers” in the crowded 2027 mayoral race.
Johnson spoke to an energized crowd of hundreds of supporters in a cloud-covered courtyard at the DuSable Black History Museum and Education Center. The block party-style event — with a sign-making station, tacos and campaign merchandise — was a who’s who of Chicago’s progressive activist community.
But as the Slum Times points out, Conehead has dug himself a pretty deep hole already:
By waiting until after Labor Day to announce his decision to run again, Johnson has put himself behind the eight ball. He has less than $650,000 in his campaign fund compared to the $22 million held by frontrunner and Illinois Secretary of State Alexi Giannoulias. Johnson has the power of incumbency and has been making the most of that, but he still needs money to defend his record.
He doesn’t need to duplicate the $12 million that allowed him to go from single-digit obscurity to the mayor’s office in 2023 in a campaign bankrolled and staffed largely by the Chicago Teachers Union. But he does need enough cash to run costly television ads.
So....is the CTU getting behind mayor 6%? Because that's about the only place he'll be getting any further campaign cash.
The real question should be "What portion of the electorate is Conehead trying to play spoiler for?" Supposedly, he has the CTU backing, but that spot is increasingly toxic. Is he in to deny someone else the lakefront progressives? Or to fracture the black vote? Willie Wilson, Matt Brewer and Danielle Carter-Walters each have their niche appeals, none of which will get them elected, but could minimize that formerly solid voting bloc into irrelevance. Pappas running directly against Giannoulious, Quigley is there to split the white ethnic vote, Cardenas is in to kneecap Mendoza at the moment, so he's likely a Giannoulious plant. Holberg, Nee and Kelly are non-entities.
Remember, the goal is to be in the runoff. Giannoulious is THE money guy at the moment. He thinks he's one of the top two finishers and he wants a weak opponent for the runoff, i.e. not Mendoza.
The filing deadline for nominating petitions is something like 26 October, so the field will narrow somewhat by then. Interesting times ahead.
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109 Comments:
The idea of Conehead running again is hysterical.
"By waiting until after Labor Day to announce his decision to run again, Johnson has put himself behind the eight ball."
He's the Kamala Harris of Chicago government.
(Insert your own 8-ball joke here)
loser
ALEXI, have someone film BJ and his motorcade for a week. See how he has them drive over 100mph with emergency equipment on to get to his kids games. Tiny bit illegal. They drive ludicrously fast because BJ thinks he is so important.
Alex doesn't even look presentable much less electable. More like a moron or predator.... Horrible speaker too. But what if it came down to him or Brandon. I guess I'd vote for the moron.
In Chicago, Cook County it does not matter who the Mayoral candidate is. The machine will determine this, not the voters. There is no two party system here. The system is set up so no other candidate other than the Machine candidate will win. The Democrats are way ahead of the game and that person may have been picked already. The election process is just bread and circuses.
This is how the systems in Communist governments work.
https://www.foxnews.com/video/6405019136112
Fox News 50 sec video of the Conehead announcing his candidacy. From the Fox Big Weekend Show.
He'll take everything that isn't nailed down when he leaves you can bet on that!
His first promise was to hire more people for his security detail.
Lisa Starks donated 50k to Mayor BJ. I wonder how much Stacy and Harold Lewis will donate? That Area 4 snack shop was a goldmine.
I don't expect The Machine to back the loser. CTU will because they own him., CTU alone cannot win a mayor's race. He is done.
Second verse, same as the first.
What a collection of (pointy) asshats and (folks).
Flounder said:
"Oh boy this is gonna be GREAT!"
The ONLY place where Conehead is running and winning is NWestern Psych ward or is Bellevue calling???
He has more work to do 🤣🤣🤣
He only had a 1% chance of winning last time. Another 4 years of Bojangles will be the final torpedo needed to sink the USS Chicago.
I've been saying this for decades to people who think voting is real...
Laws for some but not for thee
You can count on all the cops with CTU spouses to vote for him! The rest of us be damned!
Nothing surprises me, nothing is guaranteed in this open race. I think anything can happen Race is everything in Chicago. Black people will only vote for black people and white liberals will tend toward black liberals. Can Johnson be a finalist ? I think yes is the answer.
Not a cop...but for those in the know...does he really have a lot of mental breakdowns?
I don't get the Alexi Trump commercials, what has he actually done to stop him. And as for the plate readers, your party is in charge in Illinois, your party decides where they go, your party collects the fines and spends the fines on whatever.
"Christ ! Seven years of collage down the drain"
Alexi stands up to Trump 🤪🤪
Can somebody explain what he is standing up against??
Open borders?
Taxpayer dollars spent on criminal illegal aliens??
No thanks alexi, I will go with the Trump agenda all day everyday and twice on Sunday.
Vote RED!!! Danielle Carter
Was the FOP food truck there?
Creepy destructive racist should be in jail. Deport all illegal aliens.
Every candidate should be asked if once elected will they accept the hep Trump has offered to reduce crime. That will be the 3rd rail in this election.
He’s taking credit for reduction in crime.
Hell of a game yesterday, Go Bears.
who gives a fuck
typical westsider. lightbulbs and all
You're absolutely correct. Rank Choice Voting means you'll never have a Republican on the mayoral ballot. Any competent Republican candidate would have a good chance at beating any Democrat running right now. But you wont get the chance to vote for one since you're getting two shithead Democrats as your picks. Heads, I win. Tails you lose...
Yes. He's only halfway finished destroying the city. He wants to completely destroy it...
is JRAT running for mayor? Oh nevermind National prez maybe? Maybe we can tickle the wire again and find out? Get a little more seed money. flip some burgers? kiss some babies? Disanti has a dingy at Diversey harbor. $ 5.00 boat rides for fund raiser. cash is king.
He could actually win. When so many enter a political race, the cream most definitely does not rise to the top. As usual, we will be left with a choice between dregs.
Don’t count him out. The CTU desperately needs him to continue their agenda of less pupils, more money and no school closings so keeping STAFF at full strength for nowhere near even 40% occupancy at many schools.They will lie, cheat, steal to keep this moron at the head of this city!Then get ready for him to give them even MORE money! From your real estate bills which will soar!
Haven’t lived in that shithole for years but I’ll be there on Election Day to cast my several votes.
The best part of the whole thing was the siren in the background as Conehead was speaking. Couldn’t have been a more appropriate symbol for the dumpster fire that the last three and a half years this City has been with this Administration. All that was missing was a Benny Hill group of fireman running around in circles.
As Stalin said; "It's not who votes that counts, it's who counts the votes."
Anybody else here want to support my plan to get a second Brandon Johnson on the ballot for Chicago Mayor? I found 3 other Brandon Johnson’s on the White Pages.
This is what Joe Kennedy the patriarch of the JFK, RFK, Ted Kennedy family used to do - put other candidates on the ballot with the same last name as opponents running against one of his sons.
IMO our current BLM, Woke, Sanctuary City Mayor Brandon Johnson is the worst big city mayor since DC cocaine crack head Marian Barry.
He’s got to go.
JR
He has my vote! Oh wait, I forgot I moved out of that hellhole once I retired. Sorry BJ.
There no machine left.CTU is new machine.Try to keep up.
Coinhead. Love it. Everyone knows left over campaign funds line his own pockets. He's a useless grifter on steroids. Northwersten folk will want him to stay in: don't they make a ton of taxpayer funds off of his brown trails? Too many have cushy jobs for him to lose. As for asslexi, you think the shitty is bad now, he'll really destroy it and bury the coffin.
This is Bizzaroland shit here. Conehead has the vote of every illegal alien out there. Not one homeowner in Cook County should vote for him. That he would even try to run in any election speaks volumes about how broken the system is. Opening his campaign at a black history event is one example of how biased he is. And the gullible Chicagoland media whores were there to ask him softball questions as usual. That anybody would donate to Coneheads 19th nervous breakdown account shows a complete lack of siituational awareness. Im voting for Dani C. Shes the only one even talking about change. Alexi and Mandoza are Illinois machine politicians. I look forard to seeing who the low information voters of Cook County elect next. This election has all the legitamacy of Los Angeles election for mayor. And the Chicago media wont bat an eyelash.
NO VOTE S FOR JOHNSON!
Here's a question, how much money did his campaign fund have left over from last election? Now compare and start the audit.
But he wears pink socks and has tummy time in his govt office... hes perfect for any democrat seat!
Is this even news? It's more of a who cares item.
carter would have had a good chance to win if the democratic organization didn't cancel the primary election for republicans after Berien Epton almost beat the democratic candidate. The democrats NO KINGS , know how to eliminate any competition re Appointment of the Jamaican Queen Kamala Harris not black but close enough to fool the educated democratic voters
who pays for all the racist red light and speeding tickets
We thought nobody could be worse than Groot but we were wrong, will we wrong again.
True! He's already handed out hundreds of six-figure jobs to his ghetto trash people.
Bo Yang say :
“Man who burns down kitchen should not ask for second term as chef.“
Good, spend your war chest and go broke
No republic will have a chance
He’s got a good tactic. He’s hired a female social media influencer has his campaign head. She can reach more people than signs, door knockers and ads
now when I put that "willie for mayor" sign up they won't know which 1 I'm for
Hint:Alexi is machine candidate.
kumalala was happy to hear she had another johnson entering
Remember the ‘Hands up, don’t shoot’ hoax? Well, there’s an even bigger one brewing now…
https://revolver.news/2026/09/remember-the-hands-up-dont-shoot-hoax-well-theres-an-even-bigger-one-brewing-now/
be careful what you wish for plenty of progrssive white lip tards n minorities will be voting to conehead
alexi n broadway bank stole 400 millions from the broadway bank talk about a skimming operationm
alexi is dumber than a box of rocks
It's tempting to solidify ourselves as a formidable voting bloc as Police and Fire and families to throw our support behind the flip red gal. The risk is too great that in doing so, we will not only not get her into the runoff, but we will also end up preventing Mendoza from getting to the inevitable runoff as well.
Mendoza is our best bet and she doesn't need on the job training like the last 3 mistakes who got the job and didn't know what to do (that includes Rahm).
Mendoza isn't a fake or new to such a big job.
Alexi or Brandon = Oxi-morons
If mayoral history is any guide, just decide who is the absolute worst candidate. And wala, you have your next 4 years of incompetence and malfeasance.. see.....easy !
wooooooooooo hooooooooo! 8-ball ya'll! snnnnniiiiifffff! wooooooooooo!
Yeaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa! PARTY!
Learned that trick from The Clintonistas - those hillbillies stole the dishes when they left the White House!
Might as well join the fuckin peace corps!
He doesn't care how long he waits - no matter what happens, he's gonna "win". Loses the election? Raycis... Wins the election? Wuz da best candidate! Doesn't get enough donations and loses? Systemic raycizm... Gets lots of donations and loses? Gives it to a charity he controls and pays himself a big ole salary...
Plus, demands to keep his detail because of .... wait for it... say it with me! Raycizm!
I can’t stand that progressive pos, but he’s doing the same grifting that every Caucasian mayor has done to this city
Hugh
Conehead doesn’t need a big budget to tout his successful…um, uh, mmmmm, aahhh, uuuummmm, mmmmm, aaah….
Kamala for President of Somalia Says:
Conehead ? Oh, I saw Conehead and thought you were talking about me. Anyway, I am running forr office too, as you might have known by now. Maybe I need a catchy nickname like Conehead too. Although my head IS kind of a cone, that nickname is already taken. Some like to call me “the Kackler”, but I have no idea why. Anyway, be sure to vote for me in the future, just like you didn’t in the past, to assure a victory for me. And remember , I have Coneheads support, so how can I possibly lose? May the Best Man Win , that’s me, so don’t forget…!
Him and the commander of 002 williams are buddy's and both clowns. I heard things in that district are terrible. him blocking from leaving and messing with everyone's start time. A rapid number of p.os and supervisors leaving. he should be looked into by HQ or demoted.
F@CK the bears!!!
Anti no machine loser,dead
That flip red chick is a police hater. Steer clear.of that scam.
Run the Wortham sister for mayor.
https://youtu.be/R-nG_zXy1CE?si=RGappdAP2oiXGAi2
Conehead makes national media again.
Now that’s a damn good idea 👍 a pro police , common sense, intelligent female
CTU and the highly educated CPS students will vote for Conehead .
OT where are the parents of the 15 year old female black that pushed a male from a moving train into an oncoming train. Was she a runaway. What school did she attend? Any prior criminal history? Any Red Flags 🚩 from teachers? Not much news coverage.
she is too smart
No on the mental breakdowns. He is at the top of his game. This is especially true after he spends some private time in the broom closet talking to the voices in his head. Once he puts that "do not disturb" sign on the closet door, even the security detail will not interrupt those discussions. The man is a geeny-us.
Alexi = Justin Trudeau
What’s hysterical is the on his house detail who are all going to be sent back to districts next summer when the new mayor is in
FUCK them and the rest of the kneeling, cop-hating nfl!
Excellent
Her husband retired from the job
Completely agree! We should all be voting for Mendoza. She is our best bet! No wasted votes! Don't fall for the scam candidates!!
This Area 4 debacle should be national news.
He is doing it for the $$$ payoff he will get when he drops out
Ya, yawn, nobody gives a shit about being called a racist anymore except dumb liberals
As much as he touts his “black man mayor for all” routine, it is truly a shame that any black voter would vote for him, knowing his money priorities have all been centered on paying for and taking care of the illegal immigrants in the city, even the most violent among them. Where are all these black aldermen who should be fighting for their voters? BJ has done NOTHING for his “people”.
Sorry, not taking a pension haircut or even having a “serious talk” with her until every fucking penny is defunded from illegals, CPS closes 1/2 its “schools”, teachers start paying 9.5% into their pension, and all of the free bullshit for democrats constituencies is stopped. Hard no on Mendoza.
Race baiter
Under/over on ballots cast...200k
10:34:58 - 30 plus years ago there was a binge hiring of Greeks. Are there any left? Sort of like most ethnicities, they make their way to the city, make their money and move to various burbs for safer and greener pastures.
Hit the nail on the head and the two party system is Democratic "Machine Candidate" and the other Democrats.
I'm completely in the dark about this? Do tell.
well, you know,,, he will have the votes of every one of the 300 on his security detail
Amen to that Just like obama did nothing for black people It is all-out how much you can steal and make yourself rich. Only problem Blow JobJohnson was too Stupid to steal NOW he needs fake fund rasiers to make money before he gets kick out.......
Blago was interviewed on TV about a year ago. When asked about stealing elections, he said it wasn’t necessary. Once you knew how many votes you needed, you simply stopped counting votes once you got there. Brandon and his crew know how many they need to force a runoff. He’ll get them. Then, he’ll remind the community to vote for one of their own.JB will stay out of it.
Why should lack of residency stop you?
I'm voting Dani C!
How about "Heels-up Harris" for a nickname? "Horizontal Harris" is kind of catching, too.
No doubt shes another failed CPS student..Im sure a dropout or at least one that never goes but yet passes.
Police cannot chase but yet they can go lights and sirens to a fuckin kids game???? Cant wait for them to hit someone...that will definitely be the ghetto lottery!
Yes
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