Wednesday, September 02, 2026

"...somewhat targeted..."

So the Slum Times is attempting to turn the single fatality at this weekend's mass shooting into some sort of well loved martyr:

  • On Saturday night, a celebration in Washington Park ended in tragedy when masked gunmen reportedly opened fire, killing the 35-year-old Guterz and wounding 14 others in the largest mass shooting in Chicago this year.

    Donna Guterz is now planning her youngest sibling’s funeral — a somber event that will likely bring some of the same people back together.

    “It’s been terrible, just knowing the type of person he was,” she said. “The outpouring on social media has been amazing. I didn’t know my brother was that loved.”

    Local Ald. Jeanette Taylor (20th) said the attack had nothing to do with the reunion, which was wrapping up when the gunfire erupted. She called on those who know anything about the gunmen to step forward.

Sure, that'll happen.

In the meantime, Waller had a presser:

  • Chicago’s acting top cop told reporters Tuesday that police think a mass shooting at a gathering in Washington Park over the weekend was “somewhat targeted” and likely involved multiple shooters and an exchange of gunfire.

    As city officials announced the opening of a resource center for those affected by violence, interim Chicago Police Supt. Fred Waller also alluded to the potential use of a “switch,” a small device that turns a semiautomatic pistol into a machine gun.

    “It happens in a matter of seconds, but we also know that there probably was some return fire also, so some people in the crowd [were] probably armed,” Waller said, standing alongside Mayor Brandon Johnson and other city leaders at the Washington Park Refectory.

"...somewhat targeted...." That's a new one.

According to a few e-mailers who were on the scene, the deceased wasn't shot once or twice. He wasn't even shot five or six times. Of the thirty-six shell casing that were recovered, it looks like half or more were expended into the dead guy, i.e. he was the target. 

The other fourteen people were just collateral damage.

But whatever floats your boat there Fred. 

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59 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously, enough with DEI appointees running the department. What a joke we are.

9/02/2026 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A “celebration”?
Fuck the media hacks!
It was a “reunion” for lack of a better word, for a bunch of project rats.

9/02/2026 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another black on black shooting on the south side of ChiRaq. Find someone who cares.

9/02/2026 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s OK. It was black on black. shooting at each other is ok

9/02/2026 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is nobody on here talking about Officer Enrique Flores fighting for his life in 007?.

9/02/2026 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"As city officials announced the opening of a resource center for those affected by violence."

So when that Loyola University coed Sheridan Gorman was shot to death by the illegal alien did the City open a resource center for her family, her fellow students. In fact there are many others who have been affected by violence and nothing was done for their families & friends. What are the parameters of the City's decisions?

9/02/2026 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waller has been around way too long. Time to move along Fred. You worked in the CHA housing in CPD’s Public Housing. You know why the projects got knocked down and now they got a liquor and drug fuel party inside Chicago Park. Come on! Recipe for disaster.

9/02/2026 01:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

""The president is investing more to bomb children than he is to feed children."
From: "Mayor Johnson responds to President Trump's comments on Chicago violence". By Evelyn Holmes and Sara Schulte. Tuesday, September 1, 2026. abc7chicago.com

I haven't heard of Trump investing in bombing children. Nor have I heard of him killing any children. If one reads the news of Chicago people are being killed at record rates in Chicago but Mayor Conehead refuses to take action. It's definitely a case of "don't lookie here, lookie over there. Conehead is a shameful coward peeing on all Chicagoians

9/02/2026 02:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Future citizen of the year and keys to the city. Lawsuit against the city for not closing the park

9/02/2026 03:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder what the motivation was, money, drugs, sex, territory control, grudge, vengeance?

9/02/2026 04:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What’s up with the newly implemented “crisis center”??? Another way to deplete taxpayer money for shooting victims??

9/02/2026 04:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like he did someone bogus as hell.

9/02/2026 05:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any stupid comments to deflect away from the real problem: self control and the gimme population out of control. No amount of dumb lib donations, showing better ways or guilting others will solve it.

Be safe and be fetal CPD. It’s the only way to survive until you can lateral out or retire.

9/02/2026 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They were aiming at the guy behind him dontchknow...

9/02/2026 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did they call in the bloodhounds to try and track down the offender(s). One or more of them might have been bleeding.

9/02/2026 06:47:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Thinking he was somewhat targeted is somewhat stupid.

9/02/2026 06:48:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Same line as...

"somehow caught some lead".

Waller needs to go away.

9/02/2026 07:07:00 AM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...

Conehead thinks he's smart in blaming Trump for the shootings, but everyone can see he's deflecting to try to hide his own failures --- which are enormous!

9/02/2026 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No fucks given. Keep the line moving.

9/02/2026 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

probably because they were liberal democrats

9/02/2026 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Slow your roll, not going anywhere.

9/02/2026 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waller equals $170,000 year pension (retired Police) and $220,000 salary (rehired by Police) equals bout $390,000 a year income equals a real connected individual equals pay up you foolish taxpayers!!!!!

9/02/2026 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

somewhat targeted

mostly peaceful

what else do we got for the list?

9/02/2026 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

celebrate good times, come on! who's with me? *ba blamo* sheeeeet, wuz it something i say?

9/02/2026 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see the retired lieutenant, Angone, has resurfaced from his home in Austin, Texas to comment in the Slum Times that Chicago needs a new superintendent from within the ranks. Angone has been gone for decades but still likes to opine on his views of Chicago, the department and crime in Chicago, despite how little he actually knows at this point. Angone repeats the same tired old reasons for picking someone from inside, but ignores the fact that the gold stars of the department, are, for the most part, incompetent unqualified hacks who will not make the major changes that are needed. I go back to the 6 months that Charlie Beck was here and the observations he made and the changes he made that were quickly reversed once he left for they stepped on the toes of the political hacks. We need someone like Beck to take over and bring back those changes. Lets not forget that Los Angeles is well respected and has a much lower crime rate than Chicago . I wonder if Angone tells the Austin Police department what to do with his vast experience ?

9/02/2026 08:52:00 AM  
Blogger Over said...

Every west side funeral, death reunion, or repast in my career devolved into a shooting gallery. Traditionally repasts are somber affairs… not in the ghetto

9/02/2026 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sad but true, and it makes me sick.

9/02/2026 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amen

9/02/2026 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The morons who elected him will believe him.

9/02/2026 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Moron mayor and pig governor blame trump lol. What bout the shootings and murders when the fruit cake was president who's fault was that. Its easier to blame trump than looking in the mirror. Fuckin idiots

9/02/2026 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This one term failure is out ! The village idiot is not gonna run for a second term he’s knows his stupid ass is done ! Unfortunately serious damage has been done by his complete lack of leadership ! Chicago is on life-support has a junk bond rating, and circling the financial drain, taxes through the roof and violent crime completely out of control !

9/02/2026 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bud Biliken is rolling over in his grave.

9/02/2026 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The current shitheads in charge know full well they cannot control their savages.

9/02/2026 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also remember Officer Nelson Crespo who is still in the hospital; Officer Bartholomew's partner (RIP) with a bullet in the head in rehab.
Prayers...

9/02/2026 11:15:00 AM  
Blogger DG in GA said...

Sounds like gangs. Was it black gangs or hispanic?

9/02/2026 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His fundraiser is on the website fundthefirst.com. It should be talked about more seeing it occurred from fighting with an offender, that offender should get attempted murder charges now.

9/02/2026 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the big deal? Same thing happened in Glenview years ago. A Bat Mitzvah turned raucous, and people were shouting "shalom alechem" and "shabbat shalom" until the homeowner's mother came out to de-escalate things by serving matza ball soup and sandwiches to everyone.

9/02/2026 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Conehead learned from another failure, Coleman Young, to use baseless allegations and falsehoods to gin up the base in his favor while ignoring the obvious issues of the day.

9/02/2026 02:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tell us more about it.

9/02/2026 02:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the processions are wild, with peoples hanging out windows, girls flashing, twerking and flashing their guns in traffic.

9/02/2026 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

19th ward experienced first "donut rally in an intersection" ...... I'm awaiting the "Crisis center " to open soon. I'm in shock.......

9/02/2026 04:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would anyone celebrate the Robert taylor homes?

9/02/2026 04:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn’t that why years ago, the south side funeral home set up drive by viewings ? Want it on South 111 or 119 somewhere?

9/02/2026 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

🤣🤣🤣

9/02/2026 04:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wrong decade guy. It's not cute anymore.

9/02/2026 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The morons who voted or him know he's to blame, but they will still vote or him because he's not white.

9/02/2026 07:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor guy in Pilsen, in a completely random attack, wink wink, just sitting on his porch taking a college entrance test, caught 13 to the chest. Hmmm

9/02/2026 08:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any update(s) on that white Sox park shooting ? Com'on Fred your incompetence is starting to show.


9/02/2026 08:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

large gathering
food desert
pharmacy desert (documented pharmacy anyway)

turning his life around...

9/02/2026 09:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

assault weapon

gun free zone

9/02/2026 09:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well angone was an unqualified hack himself so he sees nothing wrong with promoting another one.

9/02/2026 11:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Underrated comment 🤣

9/03/2026 02:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you mean Angorone?

9/03/2026 02:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gatling’s Chapel at 10133 S Halsted has the drive through viewing screen

9/03/2026 03:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard they found him in that body stacking cremation joint on South Side

9/03/2026 05:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous
Isn’t that why years ago, the south side funeral home set up drive by viewings ? Want it on South 111 or 119 somewhere?
9/02/2026 04:56:35 PM

It was on Halsted around 104th-105th, east side of the street

9/03/2026 06:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have to ask yourself, " would any large city hire Fred as their police chief "? Would LA or NYC hire Fred?

9/03/2026 08:26:00 AM  
Blogger Old Joe said...

This incident reminds me of a shoot out between gang bangers at a funeral on the south side a few years back.

9/03/2026 06:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was the same Robert Taylor Homes Reunion! REMEMBER, the same get together last year was shot up on state street! Leaders Dropped the ball!

9/03/2026 09:14:00 PM  

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