Monday, September 14, 2026

Whoops

Weekends like this we really miss HeyJackass.com:

  • One man was killed and 6 other people, including a 14-year-old boy, were wounded when multiple gunmen opened fire Sunday afternoon on a crowd in Humboldt Park, police said. More than 70 shots were fired and, according to a preliminary report, a vehicle found at the scene was involved in a separate drive-by shooting on the West Side earlier this week.

    The shooting happened around 12:17 p.m. in the 700 block of North Christiana Avenue, near the alley between Christiana and Homan avenues, according to CPD.

    Six people were standing outside when two vehicles pulled up, and multiple gunmen got out and began shooting, police said. A 30-year-old woman driving nearby was struck by gunfire and crashed into a CTA bus, according to CPD.

    An officer who reviewed surveillance video reported that one of the gunmen, described as a Black male wearing a black hoodie over a white shirt and dark pants, appeared to suffer a leg fracture upon being struck by one of the getaway vehicles.

Gotta love when they run over one of their own. No doubt he'll be arrested at a hospital in short order.

No doubt these were all licensed Concealed Carriers with lawfully owned firearms, none stolen in suburban Park Ridge or anything like that. After all, it's impossible for felons to get firearms in Illinois these days. 

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29 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish these guns would stop driving around shooting people (and folks)!

How do we end this "gun violence"?

9/14/2026 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These incidents are providing great practice for trauma surgeons and their residents & fellows.

9/14/2026 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Democratics love a great reality show in their backyard.

9/14/2026 02:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gotta love Mexican Independence weekend celebrations...ghetto/gangbanger style!

9/14/2026 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think a mass shooting should be redefined as number of bullets fired. 70 shots, six hit. Anything over 50 shots fired should be mass a shooting.

9/14/2026 06:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Jackass is posting again,(they're back) as they say about SCC.

9/14/2026 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How angry do you have to be at people (or folks) to get in 2 drive-by shootings in a week. Is given everything free that bad.

9/14/2026 07:41:00 AM  
Blogger Over said...

One of the biggest dope spots in. 011…

9/14/2026 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is not normal. The average number of shots fired at each incident this weekend is over 50. I see a trend. Outrageous and treated as just another day.

9/14/2026 07:55:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

Sunday Funday.

9/14/2026 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If elected again, Conehead will fix this, don't 'cha know!

9/14/2026 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Civic improvement!

9/14/2026 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's almost the end of the outdoor range season. Then, indoor baby feral making season begins. Do they think they're mini Al Capone's? Sick of these morons destroying formerly nice neighborhoods.

9/14/2026 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WGAF not BLM

9/14/2026 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Say what?

9/14/2026 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The fake news, ABC 7, was at their best nonsense last night on the 10:00 News. Spouting about a “mass shooting on the NorthWest Side. Having moved from said area after retiring I was interested in seeing where the feral had migrated N/W and where this “mass shooting” was. When they said it happened near the intersection of Chicago & Christiana I thought they were joking. No, just gaslighting. Move shootings out of the West Side with just words and you have a much safer community. Communist bastards.

9/14/2026 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what's with all of these younger Hispanic guys running around with Moe Howard salad-bowl haircuts? Is that some kind of gang-affiliation thing or a new fashion trend from Honduras?

9/14/2026 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah but they were mostly peaceful misses.

9/14/2026 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

…and the US Navy, who send their Corpsmen [medics] in for shifts at Stroger’s ER! You can’t create true Combat Conditions for training at Boot Camp, but you CAN send them to handle what the people of Chicago dish out upon one another.

9/14/2026 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Honestly, this “Grito” weekend was the quietest of my entire Chicago life. Didn’t come across even a single logjam caused by overloaded flag-waving caravans. Wonder why that is?

9/14/2026 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hand out free ammo until they kill each other…

9/14/2026 02:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dumb.

9/14/2026 03:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey now, they grew up poor - Mom's all had to share one bowl and pair of scissors to cut their hair...

9/14/2026 04:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its like the shootings at the Alba Homes, they always say Little Italy. Why do the lie.

9/14/2026 07:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and make the real NW side not as safe.

9/14/2026 07:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank You President Trump!!!

9/14/2026 07:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shooting season never ends, they just put on some Timberlands, a hoodie, then a Carhartt jacket, a pair of long underwear, then three pairs of pants, one of which will be their “brother’s pantsis’s” if you recover contraband from them.

9/14/2026 09:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As Curly Howard would say " I resemble that remark, nyuk nyuk nyuk..."

9/15/2026 03:31:00 AM  
Blogger halfway to retirement said...

Where have you been? The “Edgar” has been popular with them for awhile now.

9/15/2026 11:57:00 AM  

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