Where's Porkulous?
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
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And yet she stands there dutifully taking one for the team.
Everytime I see JB, he reminds me of: Mr Creosote blows up@Youtube.com
Keep a safe distance!
He thinks he could be president of the United States🤣
The hands are up in the last photo because he’s ready to say….. Okay it’s too late l just Sharted. She wouldn’t notice the odor anyway. Smokes so much weed couldn’t tell the difference between the dope skunk smell, & Humpty Dumpty’s flatulence.
maybe he said ,,,,"hey lady pull my finger,,, any finger"
My guess is some kind of fat camp. He knows that he has to do something to get some weight off.
Her team, his team, their team….no where near the team responsible people prefer.
Makes me think of John Candy in “Stripes”. “Maybe you didn’t notice, but I have a bit of a weight problem”.
Major factor in global warming
I hope Mount Pigmore let out a nice long midnight creeper and crop dusted the goof behind him.
Yuk!
His jowls have got to be world record in size. I guessing the circumference around his neck is more than his sleeve length.
He and the family guy's Peter Griffin have the exact same physique.
Jeff Daniels is about to be "dethroned" to second place.
She looks like she is stoned on weed, and is oblivious to the dangers of standing behind the big fat greasy gas bag !
Conehead say gov fat stuff b raggedy.
I thought he was to testify in Washington. Whatever happened to that?
Hope he is the democrats candidate voters are stupid but not that stupid
Off topic. Cardinal Blaze did not attend the final mass at St. Thomas More Catholic Church on the southwest side on Sunday. One would think that he would have taken time to honor the parish that gave the world Father Pfleger and the Unibomber.
OT. If you flee police in Florida
If you've been ordered to stop and you flee anyway, it's a third-degree felony, punishable by a fine of up to $5,000 and/or up to 5 years in prison.
If you flee at high speeds or drive with a "wanton disregard for the safety of persons or property," it's a second-degree felony, punishable by a fine of up to $10,000 and/or up to 15 years in prison.
If you flee at high speeds or drive recklessly and injure someone or cause damage to someone's property, it's called aggravated fleeing or eluding. That's also a second-degree felony, punishable by a fine of up to $10,000 and/or up to 15 years in prison.
If you flee at high speeds or recklessly and cause serious bodily injury or death to another person, it's a first-degree felony, punishable by a fine of up to $10,000-$15,000 and/or jail time of up to 30 years or more, depending on the case, with a mandatory minimum sentence of three years in jail.
If you flee police in Illinois….you’re all good
2 fuckin losers. Fat boy and weed head do nothing beothch.
Leave tubby alone. He be ur next president. Run slim run. You fat fuck.
JB-jowls bulging.
C'mon he beat anorexia, that should count for something?
That jagoff wants to be president. Riiiiiiight.
hands up, don't shit.
Weight reduction surgery. Only way he can lose 150 pounds before the election. Sad, but true.
Look at the jowls on fat bastard ! He Is one morbidly obese, motherfucker ! Can only imagine how hard his heart has to work to keep this big fat greasy tub of shit alive !
Not that stupid? Explain Brandon getting elected. How about Jessie Jr? Chicago Democrats are that stupid..
He could chop his own head off, that would get him at or near 400lbs.
wheather you are a democrat or a replublican you persons you do not want to ever vote for rahm n gov fat-ss
also congressman jaime raskin is a big pos
Even his jowls, have jowls...what a blimp...
Think he made a load in his oversized panties.
This is pretty juvenile, even by CPD standards.
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