Bad Picks
This is Larritorious' command staff:
So drunk Chief of Patrol JH gets fall down drunk at EPI during EP Fest and gets into a fist fight inside EPI with another PO!
SCC you heard it here first. First Deputy garbage Tally is being forced out unsure of the reason. She is a total embarrassment. Karma yo-yo, karma.October at the latest. Legit. Total humiliation.
So how much control does Larry have?
Obviously, not that much, so who keeps putting these morons in charge?
It can't all be Conehead.
Labels: department issues, scandals
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There is no real leadership running the CPD. The residents and visitors suffer. One big shit show with idiot bosses.
Wasn’t the EP fest argument and fight like 2 years ago?
Jh total pussy any po that lost a fight to him should retire immediately.
The Talley rumor is accurate. She’s leaving in October.
When you get one bad pick, maybe it was a mistake. Several bad picks paints the Superintendent as a moron. That is incompetent.
Yo-yo is just a rotten human being. All that she has done to people. Karma has a funny way of working out.
When I came on, we loved our bosses, I was out west in Fort Forgotten.
Bosses and cops were team.
Not now, bosses are idiots.....
Oh well....
Hein has not aged well likely due to his constant drinking. He’s an embarrassment. Multiple drunken fiascos, more to come.
Tally story is 100% accurate. There is zero chance she’s leaving on her own. Story will come out shortly. Clearly something big enough that even conehead can’t save her from. Karma yo-yo.
That explains why curry juice is looking for a new spot
You didn’t think Barz was gonna let this slide did you Hein? He’s already down there pulling the tapes. Buh Bye 👋 Jon.
https://bsky.app/profile/peoplesfabric.com/post/3lwtydtpzhc2t
Apparently it’s all on camera. Not good.
CBS is all over it.
JH is the biggest piece of garbage to ever wear a uniform. Embarrassment to this department.
Word on the street Hein was running his mouth about Barz and one of Barz’s boyfriends felt offended and called out Hein. The next thing you know they’re rolling around on the ground and a bunch of other coppers broke it up.
They just fucked a whole bunch of good guys with this shit that someone recorded on a cell. This is gonna get good kids.
Hein allegedly getting stripped today.
It's Jon P. Hein you fool!!! Don't for get the P. !!!
The pecking order is this:
Pick your underlings with careful consideration, none ever as smart as you think you are.
Well she not in charge of callback for no reason.
Command clown show fitting the leadership of da city!
What an embarrassment.
Word is Hein used some very derogatory terms and racist language.
To quote Captain Dudley, John Hein is an embarrassment as a police officer.
I was drunk at Edison Park fest. Does that make me qualified to lead the Chicago police Department?
She is. He is forcing her out so he can put Hein as his right hand. He loves Hein, all those romantic dinners and all the kiss up he does. The funny thing is that Hein would even look at this fool. Hein is only doing this so he can get what he wants. Larry you’re a fool. Hein makes 1st and he will be in charge. Larry is so easy manipulated by his COS and Hein. They say jump and he says how high ✋
Picking Talley was the most ridiculous pick in CPD history. Did we even need a First Deputy? We went years without one and it didn’t even matter. So Larry picks Talley for what reason?
Yo yo is not in charge of anything. Everything is under Hein pretty much. Once Hein makes First Deputy Sup; then everything would go back as it should be. This goof shouldn’t be our First. The guy is an asshole, and not good for our morale; but since Snelling doesn’t have a back bone; he needs Hein to do all his dirty work…
Hein makes First and I can see people leaving. Larry for once in your life do something new and not what we predict. All that talking you do means nothing to us. Hein is not good for police morale. You’re forcing Yo Yo out so you can put this goof, how can you sit there and thing that’s a good change???
All of them are MORONS! 3 mos to go retiring and migrating to a red state.
The professionalism is embarrassing with the CPD brass. We have a Yo Yo too
The commander staff of this department is a fucking joke. It’s made up of DEI hires that have never done this job yet tell you how it’s supposed to get done. It’s no wonder this department is scrapping the bottom of the barrel with these new hires. Who in their right mind would want to come to work for a bunch of idiots?!
Saw JPH at the fest surrounded by lots of “buddies”. The new Commander of 016, newly minted captain of 024, detectives from 630 and Hein’s newer merit pick Lt in 024 who is husband to the clown Sgt from 014 EL BTW She’s been overheard telling everyone she’s besties with Hein wife #2 and that she’s gonna Make Lt this next time around. It’s like an episode of days of our lives out there. The who’s who of drunken binge drinking at EPI. A short time ago on another weekend I hear Hein wife #2 got into a fight with a patron and JPH scurried around like a squirrel when responding officers arrived in an attempt to hide so as not to be associated with the trash. Unfortunately for JPH there were plenty of non-police there to see it all.
Yo-yos unethical and illegal acts while at IAD finally came to light to the right people
Mayors should not be permitted to select their chiefs. Democrats want it this way so they can hand pick someone malleable to aid in the depression of crime statistics and utilize the force as their own private army. Just look at how Johnson utilizes CPD to enforce sanctuary edicts against Federal law.
Ding dong the witch is dead.
I’ve got my popcorn ready. I can’t wait lol
Edison Park needs an intervention.
Cause she is now eligible to receive that top gold braid pension. Poster child as to how the pension is going broke
Oh boy, the vanek hoping to ride up with Hein is probably worried. Best she can hope for is last merit bump to captain. That would be 6 merit promotions between her and her husband pee wee.
Where is the video? EVERYONE has a camera on their phones!
Nice humble brag... Jon or one of his recently promoted eunuchs posted the above comment.
Let’s put the the Chiczewski sisters in charge! The one in forensics will work for an hour or two and be done for the week. She is joke. She is in the running for the first.
Sounds like y'all need some violence interrupters in Edison Park.
Get you some Monterrey or Digby security and metal detectors. Problem solved.
Yes
Edison Park and especially EPI s is white trash central. Nothing but locals getting their hilljack on.
It sounds like I missed a good time.
Only if you took candid pictures of Dan Godsel and posted them to the 009th District Twitter account when Godsel was commander there. You then would have to create a caption or fake story how Commander Godsel recovered a weapon or made an arrest. Then you have to spy on all of the sergeants and lieutenants and report back to Godsel with what they talk about. Only then can you be qualified to lead this shit department. Jon, remember those days in 009?
Absolutely shameless times for you.
Remind me to stay away from EPI!!! I
Who said there was only one?
I heard shr grabbed that P.O.s a%% and said, "You be working with the bed bugs atcwarrant section if you don't give me some of that"
Haha. Sad but true
Agreed but I wouldn’t call that “karma” She got rich on the job. Massive salary with free company car and fuel nearly her whole career. She will now get a massive pension. It’s sad because she probably isn’t qualified to run a turnstile at an amusement park.
Yes. Start lining up your minions!
Republicans also want to pick their chiefs. It’s called patronage, and it’s an important component of the system. The mayor has to have an executive staff that he/she can control to ensure that his/her policies are implemented. If SCC gets elected mayor do you think he will want to keep Larry around?
But Yo-Yo still gets to keep her big fat merit-less pension, despite her blatantly obvious routine ineptness, obvious stupidity, and outright corruption, while the taxpayer peons of Chicago barely get by with their measly social security checks.
Hahaha…that’s right!! I had to make sure I put the P when I was doing To/From’s for days off cancellation
first of all what is a chief? are you talking about the Superintendent? who should be able to pick the Superintendent? the Chicago voter? are you kidding? In the western states Sheriffs have all the power as they are elected.
Hein is the white version of noble. He is basically Frank the tank from Old school. A dumb drunk hick. Career ass kisser.
Hein karma will get you it’s just a matter of time. Pos back stabbing mf.
This sorta shit happened every on the regular back in the day. It just happened with no cameras and cell phones to record it.
Heres another theory. Hein is actually the victim in all this. Carlos B was at EP fest and had a few too many. Hein observed Carlos and posts it on tiktok. Carlos then sees Hein and confronts him about being filmed. Carlos then attacks Hein in the tavern. It all makes sense in my head, very plausible. At least no one died this time, well maybe a few careers will flatline.
The city is being run the same as this department. Incompetent leadership from the top down.
Send in more clowns...Honk-Honk!
I thought that was J Cat
Damn Rollo Tomasi too
Larry why do you continue to be used as the "Clown Prince of Fools"?
Boys and girls…no matter what this blog says about Larry’s boyfriend Hein….. Larritorious is going to deny deny deny about Hein getting into a fight. He is going to say don’t listen to any outside influence, the blog is lying, and Hein would get promoted to 1st. Larritorious it’s promoting all Hein’s friends and family. Hein is running the department not Larritorious.
I’m pretty sure he did used those derogatory language. Ladies and gentlemen meet our new First Deputy Superintendent. Making CPD worse and worse. Respectfully Submitted:
Greatest Superintendent Larry Greatest Snelling.
Probably due to JH's Harem growing ever larger, most likely picked up a few married sergeants who's husbands are not happy how their wives got their inside spots. A year ago the harem was about 3, now its over 10. Goodluck to all the men who are married to CPD women of any rank, they cheat whenever they get a chance with the bosses. Its kind of sad but nobody should be surprised, been happening since women were allowed on the force.
Saw that group as well. What a disgusting sight seeing how many men/women kiss his ass in hopes of furthering their “careers”. Mind you I didn’t see a working cop in the group. Just a bunch of liars, cheats and back stabbers….
Didn’t that bar have midget wrestling there years ago? Let’s have a death cage match with Hein vs Barz. Or the famous hot dog eating contest. For the latter it would be Barz (-1000000) and Hein (+250). We could possibly raise so much money the memorial foundation would be flush with cash.
Barz could accomplish the one thing he’s always wanted….a 75” waistline and If Hein wins he could finally afford the Urlacher hair transplant. I’m calling Vegas…..
No...that's not what happened. Tally was upset cause she lost the karaoke competition at Firewater.
The Captain Riley days were good days, well actually nights 😀
EPIs is still open? Yeeee hawwwww!
Hope that douche bag Hein gets stripped. Chief of Patrol? Spent years on his knees getting that position. Knew it was a matter of time before he stepped on it. Not qualified to collect carts at Jewel. Clown
I can confirm this is 100% true. I was standing there when it happened. The fight began because there was an argument about which John Claude Van Damme movie was better, Bloodsport or Cyborg!
It was once a beautiful neighborhood. Now just another shithole infested with the element and destruction from the democRatic party. I left 9 years ago. I cant even stand going back for family functions. So damn disgusted
Hein is a manipulative, political animal. He convinced the Palestinian protesters. He was the man for the job by letting them do whatever they wanted. Sad. Here it is in chronological order, he shamelessly sucked up to Godsel, then former superintendent Johnson and Tally who he’s now abandoned.You’re shameless and know that there’s not a single person that has respect for you.
I was there this is a big nothing burger.
Its not even about the bad pick anymore. They are all bad picks that couldn't score high enough to get promoted naturally. Once they have all retired and merit is abolished will we begin to see some actual change.
Don't ignore Toni Preckwinkle's power over Conehead.
You are going to love it here!
And they make fun of Mt. Greenwood. Who are the dummies now, paying premium prices for housing, yet being low brows, the same as what they accuse south siders of being.
they need more of those violence interrupter's way up there, maybe some more speed cameras too
They just need to ban JH. Without him EP is fine.
Jon P Hein got clocked!
Cell phone video of it is being shared all over.
And side pieces
Yep saw the video
The new Commander and Hein got into it and went to a side room and the Commander knocked him out with one hit. The argument is on cell video. All I saw was Hein’s legs lol. A CR was pulled for being intoxicated while off duty. Seems Hein has ALOT of enemies.
EPIs swinger club! Right Jonny boy?
Do you really believe that the gym teacher gets to pick anybody for anything?
Ive been to Edison Park fest. There were lots of drunks there later in the evening. JH likely blended right in until the fight broke out...
rumorville: you read it first on ssc talley will hired as the next police chief of maywood ill "hey alderman irvin dont worry your dope houses in maywood will still be protected"
They came through the ranks. These clowns didn’t.
Larry cannot pick a janitor much less anyone on his staff. He , like all the superintendents before him , does whatever he is told to do..
She IS not, she IS not, she IS not. Try it with me.
She IS not.
Those are 100% facts.
Pitcher said last night, “Chicago has a long history of peaceful protest”. Hilarious. He was on National news. Nobody in this country believes it to be true. I hope the fat scumbag runs for Prez.
There has to be cell phone videos.
Agree#. We just have to be hopeful that eventually we would get a better leadership. Larry needs to leave and take all his clowns with him including conehead.
All picks are Hein’s and COS. Look at the new org chart. See who’s connected to who…. They tell them who and he says great idea lmao. A circus show. Some big bosses don't even go in, they work from home.
Merit will never be abolished, unfortunately.
The correct answer is Timecop
Trump will fix this!
Nah, all power in this organization is concentrated at the very top. The civilian non-sworns will soon occupy many of these spots.
The new performance evaluation system (pes) and emplyee early intervention system (eis) run by former Rom Huberman's corporation owned by his llc will solve all sworn problems. Why are the civilians left out? How about drug testing some of these people and folks.
So is EAP involved with Hein now? Is he going for treatment and getting psyched? Cr ? 30 days for intoxication off duty? I doubt it!
They may have came through the ranks but they all cheated and paid for their promotions back then so the corruption and rot go back a long time.
It is weird how they both are able to make it to school drop off and pick up everyday in their personal cars (0800-1500 is 7 hrs). Not to mention the countless events the school hosts. Does anyone work in this dept?
Vaneck wasn’t there to kiss his boo boos
Was this the teen trend that was supposed to happen at the fest?
How soon you forget. Hein has helped more officers with his mentorship. He got more coppers out of bad situations and helped fallen officer's families get over dark times. When you run into him be sure to thank him. He put his career on the line more than any other boss to help his fellow officers. And yes, the story of him fighting is just trolling hatred.
don't be too hard on those girls their father was jerkoff, they learned the
art of cheat at home
Thought Curry was going back to BIA to take over Admin.
Neither...everyone knows kickboxer is boss
Nothing new here. Some years back, the new Superintendent who I knew very well, told me that he was only allowed to pick his driver and executive assistant. Everything else came from City Hall and Victor V.
Hein vs Commander of 016. These things used to happen all the time. Video all over the place makes it all over blown. I worked for many crooked bosses who made you make a donation to the empty whiskey fund or your day off group would get changed right before your weekends.
Where is the video??? How come no one is posting this?? Is this even legit??
Connected to west side drug dealers,fraudulent Pope loans , merit ,merit and more merit ,unqualified,out of shape . She shouldn’t be a police officer.
The neighborhood is fine, it's the drunken Chief that is the problem.
O’Malley and Hein are the ones who run the show. Larry is a yes man. These two think they’ll be in power forever. And think they can treat people like crap.
EPI is the dump of the hood for sure, but the hood itself is fine.
Two years in a row! but he doesn't have a problem..
Still safer to raise a family in EP than Greenwood. Other than that, they both suck. NW burbs have changed for the worse but in a different way then South burbs. United Nations scumbags but notably less lethal then what’s out south.
Protests filled with pieces of debris.
Expanding the franchise.
When the shoes fit......
Home Depot? Bed Bath and Beyond? I don’t know. I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.
I can't think of one boss who would deserve a merit promotion, and all of them have received at least one...some have had triple merit promotions. Superintendent included as an example...It is no wonder we need the national guard to come here. We have suffered from piss poor leadership for decades. Our primary mission is to fight and deter crime. And we cant even do that.
This town needs an enema...
Hein you were a Dick Head 25yrs ago and your still a Dick Head now, only thing that changed is that now you look like a Dick Head with your Bald Head!
Good pizza
She’s just one of many.
Bloodsport was clearly the better movie since Ogre was in it from Revenge of the Nerds
Seriously? You need a mental health evaluation
You heard wrong. She will be the chief for Ford Heights PD. She will fit in fine with the corruption.
Very true
Hmmm I know those words
Thanks Mrs Vanek
Get them "fired", wink wink. Play their game.
That’s explains a lot now
Mentorship? You have got to be kidding. You silly troll. He’s a terrible human being who was basically a part-time worker/drinker. Zero respect from the troops. Terrible reputation. Certainly never a worker.
I agree.
How soon you forget. Hein has helped more officers with his mentorship. He got more coppers out of bad situations and helped fallen officer's families get over dark times. When you run into him be sure to thank him. He put his career on the line more than any other boss to help his fellow officers. And yes, the story of him fighting is just trolling hatred.
Stop it suck hole
what a bozo. lead by example... that would be my fantasy for him to start shit with me. he'd catch these hands. 3 piece straight to the grill. rank my balls
Na. we civilized folk up here
hearing this is all bullshit and made up. allegedly never happened
OT: Trying to get the blood pressure down after seeing the video of our very own racial beatdown posted over on CWB. This happened Fri nite/Sat morning and no news of this anywhere else? Go National with it and see how fast the Guard gets here.
So much for the hiring freeze. Another six figure new employee in the mayor's office. This woman is so far left she makes the rest of his office look conservative.
https://chicago.suntimes.com/city-hall/2025/08/26/sheila-bedi-civil-rights-attorney-strategy-chief-brandon-johnson
Can we use that footage to black main Hein for OT? We really need some OT.
the added stress will only make it worse and worse.
Forgot to sign my post above.
Sincerely,
Jon Pee Hein
Wrong. She is the final candidate for Park Ridge. Inside source.
This is, false. TH was not drunk at the fest. There was no bad blood. Next.
Take it easy Barz. Don’t be mad because he kicked you out on your ass.
Ok Hein
Were can you view it. Little late now
the one that got away
haha
It’s all rumors and lies designed to tear down our leaders. They fight for us everyday. We shouldn’t believe lies like this.
Drunk dick head.
Ok poots 🙄
Rules for thee, not for me.
Good now the FEDS can take her down.
O’Malley and run in the same sentence is f-cking hilarious.
She has fucked with the wrong ones!
Commanders of 014, 025, 010 are well deserving of their titles. They were the police and are still the police with gold ⭐️ on their chest.
What’s going to happen to yo-yo’s funkies?
Doubt that. If that was true, J Splats would have been gargling Carlos's balls. J Splats has to show Larry how good of a pooch he is.
Send the Troops‼️
Anyone know anything regarding the recruit that got fired for drinking?
It’s happening over the weekend so that it’s done quietly
Edison Park is gross! A bunch of white libs moved in and the cops think they are better than everybody. The beast is constantly in the neighborhood stealing and robbing and now that POS hein is gona get what’s coming to him. Good riddance you joke of a boss!
Yeah, I saw them it was nauseating to watch them sucking up to Hein until the fight broke out. But it was like watching the gay magicians in Vegas when a Tiger tore one up unexpectedly and then Everyone cheered! When Hein got knocked on his ass everyone was cheering except his minions.
Beyond qualified
Yep, this will affect 630, 024,016 and Chief of Patrol’s office. Many will be hit with intoxication off-duty, failure to report misconduct and a few more rule violations.
Thanks to a jagoff chief with an ego. I’m hearing several voluntarily provided statements already to try and get in front of it.
Excuse me ☝️, but JPHein is not a DEI unless it means Dumb Egghead Intoxicated?
Yeah because hot and humid ass Florida with several hurricanes a year is so appealing.
Fucktard
And they make fun of Mt. Greenwood. Who are the dummies now, paying premium prices for housing, yet being low brows, the same as what they accuse south siders of being.
Both ends of the city are a bunch of hillbillies who think they are high and almighty. lol. Garcia ridge in 008 is no better but it’s better than paying premium and living with bitter coppers who want to live segregated amongst inbred political inbred retards.
Take a look at all of the musical events in EPI and you’ll see who’s performing every month.
Don’t worry. It’s out there. It’s being used to broker some deals so it may or may not see the light of day. Unless anyone with a brain goes to the venue and requests the videos there. Hint hint.
Or Willingham’s Law Dog?
So much for Accountability within CPD… Juggling positions continues 👀🧐🤔
Different times old timer.
Get back to your mommas basement in your tighty whiteys and drink yourself into a tizzy until you pass out.
Ohhhhhh there is
Doesn’t matter if it was a White Castle tiny slider, shit 💩 will eventually come out.
This is 100% accurate. There’s no shame in the game. They know what they have to do to get off the streets.
Shame on any chief putting themselves in a position drinking in public nowadays and then getting into a department vehicle and driving/operating it offduty. Just Check the GPS because he was observed driving off.
Bring back Barz! What’s another idiot boss? He’ll lie to you and promise you anything!
That’s right! Hein was the one who did Barz in when he got demoted on his birthday, thrown out of 35th street and stripped.
Barz will be all over this.
Standby. I’m sure it will go viral when they leak it. Wait until you hear the audio. This is a Chief in a major city? Jesus! And I don’t meant hayseus.
And if Karma doesn’t Barz will. Hahahahahahahahaha
Ohhhhhjj, they will and some already have….
75” waist for his 2” pecker. lol
Ain’t that right Mikey?
It’s always nice to see a couple of Wiener Schnitzels playing sword fights with each other in the tent.
He can pick recruits?
Lol
Hopefully they’ll get him out of his “bad” situation…
Don’t upset Jerome! He just got off of bad paper. It’s Terminator
Talley should’ve been forced out a long ago.
Ha ha ha good one
Go have another drink there Hein
Heard Seiser took him down in one punch, but he doesn’t like to talk about it that much
Who posts on Blue Cry other than leftist babies?
Well, share the links here.
Was there and can confirm that nobody got knocked out or hit the ground. Bunch of bs but still a good story.
The real story is Talley being forced to leave. Apparently the big lawsuit involving DM and that idiot Marco T who can’t stop stepping on his own dick (pun intended) even after being convicted of a crime. It’s about talleys time in IAD and how they ignored several complaints about MT from DM which were also documented on emails involving the area one detectives commander and the chief of detectives. Also alleging that the coverup was due to a then PO (married) in IAD who is now a Sgt also having a sexual relationship with MT and making sure it wasn’t investigated promptly. Gonna be a nice payday for DM and possibly more people from IAD being dumped.
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