Tax Bills Coming!
We guess they finally rigged the tax multiplier numbers enough to send out bills how many months late?
The second installment of Cook County Property tax bills will finally be going out to homeowners.
Cook County property tax bills for 2024 are set to be released by next Friday, Nov. 14. Payments are now due by Dec. 15.
The mailing of the second installment bills was delayed due to issues upgrading the county's property tax system, so the window between issuance and payment is tighter than normal.
You can bet next year's first installment will be on time though.
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11 Comments:
Merry Christmas.
The first installment is 55% and the second os 45% of the tax. That was done intentionally, thank you Madigan, because the second installment is when they raise the taxes and the amount is equal to the first, so ma and pa taxpayer cant tell.
So.
For those property owners wise enough and frugal enough for these past decades to eliminate all debt burdens upon their homes, the double whammy approaches.
A few, just a few, feeble positives:
Finally knowing the total dunning for this past year's billing this year, one can calculate the amount of the guaranteed to arrive promptly next billing as a belated fuck you pay us Christmas present, and not at all from that jolly chubby fellow with the sled and raindeer power plants.
Also, unless these fuckwads are discovered to have added these past 4? months of delayed monthly penalty fee's to the total, a rare occurence of them restraining their innate gall, will be experienced.
Plus, perhaps this delayed dunning will induce the examining of those added quantities of 'if not paid by' and lead some to conclude that the meager additionals are worth making them wait for that follow-up our ass new year's gift dunnings' inflow of cash flow. Which is more than expected to drain strain the bankers' availible funds noticibly.
Another thing on this, that multiplier number being 'adjusted'.
So, assessed value is determinded by 'fair market value, thus, assessor decides reference value to be 'multiplied' by what seems likely to be a larger then past one. This applied to larger assessor determined 'fair market value' = numerical double whammy on top of sequencial double whammy.
Viceral questions to be discovered:
The assessor's 'fair market values' of properties grouped by zip code locations.
ANY variations of multipler used to determine actual billing amount, down to the much maligned penny.
The level of transparency which will be applied by all the usual suspects.
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So taxes are due December 15 and aa luck would have it next year's taxes will be mailed out in February. Hopefully the idiot electorate feels the pain with very little leeway between payments and stops voting for the usual idiots.
More like the General Assembly in Springfield passed their bailout budget which then allowed Cook County to figure out how much they need to raise taxes by
The product of having incompetent leadership. But, what does that say about voters???
This is like one showing up late for work. No excuses."The dog ate my homework....again." Gets old!
Nothing like getting a bill in the mail right before Thanksgiving which is due right before Christmas.
It was the same excuse for last years late second installment...why is it that its ONLY the 2nd installment that is late and not the first..Isnt it the same system and how long does it take to get it right? After all, its stupid Cook County and the assholes who work for the County that cant do anything right. Good luck to all, Mayor Conehead and Prickwinkle are about to fuck everyone!
I call bullshit on the reason for delay. With the planned shutdown in Congress by Slippery Schumer, Dems didn’t want any additional heat on them as those bills go UP, UP, UP, to finance all the moneys lost on -yes- the open border illegal immigrant invasion of replacement bodies for the census count and future voters. Killinois is in the death throes.
Of course tax bills are out. We all
Knew they come out right after Tuesdays elections
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