More Panic Attacks?

Somehow, the media is missing this "open secret" for a while now:

• ....apparently our fearless leader, Brandon Johnson, has been hospitalized for approximately 40 panic attacks this year alone. Awhile back Brandon started the CARE Program (Light Blue Sprinter Vans with Chicago flags) to help mitigate the Mental Health Crisis by having a special team staffed by hand chosen personnel to strictly handle these types of calls after being integrated into the existing 911 system. Turns out they actually do nothing all day and at least one of those vans follows around Brandon AT ALL TIMES. 
  
  
  These vans are staffed with CFD EMS personnel AND a doctor. In order to fly under the radar, he requests to be seen at Loyola Hospital in Maywood and Northwestern downtown. I’ve heard that Northwestern has some sort of tunnel system where people can enter directly into the hospital and circumvent the street level entrances. 
  
  
  Once he gets admitted, to avoid a paper trail, gets registered as a John DOE, but still uses his actual birthdate. Anyone with a connection can verify that by looking it up. I guess the stresses of running this city so poorly are getting to him. 

Is anyone actually surprised? Kass has been using this articles nicknaming Conehead "mayor panic attack" for years now, but no one else is looking into it?