Endorsed by the Dead
Not only do the deceased vote in Chicago, they endorse politicians from beyond the grave:
Throughout this campaign season, political candidates have been rolling out endorsements left and right. The Senate race has seen some big-name national players making appearances in recent days. But now, word has come that Rev. Jesse Jackson made an endorsement before he passed away.
Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton stumped in the Hyde Park neighborhood on Sunday afternoon at a veteran-owned bakery. She was joined by Sen. Tammy [Fuckworthless], who previously endorsed Stratton's campaign for U.S. Senate.
But it was Stratton's announcement that Jackson had endorsed her before he died that is stirring some last-minute campaign controversy. Stratton said she found out from Betty Magnus at Rainbow PUSH on Saturday.
As a side note, the deceased revrund also endorsed SecondCityCop as his first media read every morning, followed by the CWB blog, and then - only after a trip to the sit on the porcelain throne - he checked out CNN, because they were most likely to mention him at some point.
See, we can do the fake bull$hit news, too.
posted by SCC at 12:02 AM
35 Comments:
Stratton pulled a Kamala Harris' stunt when she said Jimmy Carter endorsed her on his death bed.
Remember Tuesday to for no on judges and for any republicans. Better than staying home. But for those who vote democrat, when the roof crashes down on you and yours don’t ask how the roof could have come down looking for sympathy.
No way are they getting my vote!
Raja is a weaselly little fuck himself but Stratton is Exhibit #1 of what the Democratic Party has deteriorated into nationwide. The party of empty suit, identity politics morons being put into office by their handlers who control these dopes who are nothing more than ventriloquist dummies.
Deceased revrun also unendorsed Brandon Johnson claiming that boy just ain’t right in the head. He goes on that it’s as if he got dropped on his head when he was a baby. Well, he’s still a baby but meant when he was an infant. Debatable if he was ever an infant either.
Revrun also unendorsed JB, especially after trying to buy his seat thru Blago. Finally, the revrun claims how much he hated, to the bone-Durban and “stix” Dufworth. A poor dying man’s declaration for sure.
Before lights out on the revrun, he did say Blago was “aaaaaight”! But Gianoulis not so much. And there you have it, thanks revrun.
J.J. couldn’t tell left from right or up from down in his final days but he himself endorsed Stratton? Yeah okayyyyyy.
As the Chalkers Guild prohibits any endorsements other than in chalk, any requests are always to be made to call 911.
Chalkie
That MF’r couldn’t talk, just drool and mumble slowly
Vote Republican ask for the Republican ballot the democrats are all toxic
If its coming from a Demorat its a LIE. Every time.
JB wants her in so he can make her VP if he gets in and praise himself for picking a weed smoking nit wit hr can control.
That’s what I Did!!!
SCC you are a real Jake Tapper there.
DemoRats are SICK people!
This is just a primary..dont pull a Republican Ballot..need to get a DemoRat ballot and get Pricktinkle out!! A republican will be on the general election ballot regardless. Pulling a Republican ballot now is a waste of a vote.
What a bunch of losers.
What???
Ray Hanania said not to vote for anybody who runs more than five ads a day. The candidate will be obligated to whoever it is that’s paying for those ads. Rama must be in somebody’s pocket big time.
I'm voting for the candidate that says "mmmmhhhmm" the most.
All she is known for is purchasing weed and smoking it.
"Sympathy " is where it's always been. In the Dictionary between Shit & Syphillis
Rest In Piss you shakey Mother Fucker!
Raja's congressional seat was handed to him by Obama for being a good flunky during the presidential campaign.
You clearly don't know how to make your vote count in this town/state if you are pulling a Republican ballot for the primary. You'll make just as much of an impact staying at home on election day.
Needless to say , Chalkie now endorses Jessie
Jessie voted early by mail and will most likely cast a ballot on Election Day too.
He never held a gubment position but sure stole a lot gubment cheese. His endorsement means shit to most
stratton is dumb a pot head broke and ugly-end of story
Jesse promised to make me sergeant, now what???
What about the FOP endorsements? Who picked those? Catanzera? When will they be released?
There has been a lot of confusion over the years of how right leaning po's think they should vote in primary elections in this fucked up city . Our own union doesn't know or care enough to give a simple tutorial of how elections actually work in this city. Pulling a Republican ticket for a primary in this city is like pulling your dick. Step up fop!!!
I’ll tell you now, Raja is left of all of them. He’s a vicious extreme liberal worse than Durbin ever was. Please believe I know what I’m talking about
It's a primary, dude. No retention questions
All of the shithead Democrats know that if you get yourself elected in Illinois you are entitled to a lifetime of sucking the public nipple. You get a pension, more than one of you get moved to other " positions " in that fucked up state. By the time you're done you're a millionaire...
Yep…that’s what put Laski in prison.
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