Management By Crisis
An apt description of what we're going through:
- The panic button's been pushed again!
The fax came out this afternoon, cancelling all elective time off, for the 2d and 3d watches, on Saturday 14 August, even if it was previously approved, for ALL Bureaus.
I'm sure your readers will remember, this is the day those "in control" scheduled the Air & Water Show AND the Bud Billiken Parade!
They must be in full panic mode. They must have seen that the manpower is so low, they're going to have a hard time pulling this shit off.
Another case of management by crisis.
Management by Morons might be another appropriate description. We can't wait to see what the brain trust comes up with here.
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posted by SCC at 12:04 AM
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Take one job at a time. Go the speed limit and follow all traffic laws. That's what they want. Take the report. Head to the next job.
Bring your lunch with you. Eat it while writing the report. Then go down on lunch later in the tour.
Find an abandoned car and write a parker on it for activity. Do a contact card on someone else's arrestee when in the station or a curfew if a juvenile.
Was reading comments in another thread and I was struck by a vision of the following chapter/verse:
Dick 1:16
Would make a great t-shirt!
Maybe the bright boys and girls who planned this fiesta should be put in charge of the misplaced chidren's concession.
This is so stupid it's hard to understand. It just shows you what type of goofs are running the show. We are so undermaned that they are now freaking out at their foolish decision. Hope for better times and better leadership someday. RIP CPD
Urban Terrorism there should be a Federal Charge for that. The FBI fucked up 9/11 and look what happened.
Ot: (but very important officer safety issue)
3rd watch W/C in 023 told the watch recently that they are not authorized per general order to punch people! I heard this first hand. He states that the orders do not allow for us to punch people anywhere with a closed fist, only to give OPEN HAND stuns and strikes. I totally disagree with this and believe that "direct mechanical to the body structure" means punching and kicking. Can somebody please clarify this, especially if there is an academy gym instructor that reads this.
This W/C states that if you punch somebody the department will not have your back and you are opening yourself up for lawsuits. Now the watch is affraid to even defend themselves.
This w/c has to be the worst in the city.
Be sure to file a grievance if you had a PDay slip and approved in accordance with the union contract.
You'll get something in the end, most likely some comp time, better than nothing.
Once again Weis and senior command pisses on us.
Just to clarify the post about the 023 3rd watch W/C...
Some of you might be thinking he was just refering to resisters.
NO! He said assailants. Even if they are attacking you, you are not to throw punches. Open hand strikes and stuns only. WTF.
Medical!!!
“Crisis Management”, now that’s a contradiction in terms, an oxymoron isn’t it. The very nature of a crisis is that it can not be managed. Only the foolishly incompetent would believe they could manage a crisis and only the mind-boggling stupid would refer to themselves as crisis managers because to do so is an admission of incompetence.
I am certain JFled and his gaggle of clownish yes men pride themselves as being crisis managers.
Have not been on the blog in a while. Everybody still talking on here like we have some form of a police department still. WE DON'T! This thing was over about 5years ago. Even if CHANGE and HIRING started now this "Department" would not turn around for another 30 years. Incompetence has been promoted double and triple for so long now that you won't even remember what real police work was in another 5 years. It is kind of like the Supreme court. You keep appointing unqualified inexperienced baffoons at young ages and the damage they do year after year after year becomes irreparable. Just like people are begining to forget how the U.S.A. once was so go the days of the Chicago Police Department!
MAY THEY BOTH REST IN PEACE!!!
Get ready for more stupidity, jfleds office is going to rescind the short sleeve order for the funeral on Friday. It is going to be the hottest day of the year and jfled morons want us in the blouse.
I will be there in short sleeves, on my own time try and write me up u policy group suck holes. Just remember these bosses u have attached yourselves to won't be there forever and I got 15 to go.
Still no coverage of the 2 fired p.o's suing weis and the city?
Still no coverage of the 2 fired p.o's suing weis and the city?
If you've got some info, post it or e-mail us. We aren't Carnac the Magnificent here.
"Management By Merit Morons"
Anonymous said...
Ot: (but very important officer safety issue)
3rd watch W/C in 023 told the watch recently that they are not authorized per general order to punch people!
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I feel sorry for your watch ! That W/C isn't bright enough to be a Janitor, much less a Lt. of Police/Captain of Police.
SCC said...
Still no coverage of the 2 fired p.o's suing weis and the city?
If you've got some info, post it or e-mail us. We aren't Carnac the Magnificent here.
7/22/2010 03:59:00 AM
You'll always be Miss December in my book....
Just to clarify the post about the 023 3rd watch W/C...
Some of you might be thinking he was just refering to resisters.
NO! He said assailants. Even if they are attacking you, you are not to throw punches. Open hand strikes and stuns only. WTF.
hey NEW GUY throw any strikes you want during a fight.. WRITE it up Open hands Strikes..your WC is teaching you to CYA..welcome to Policing..Lost in Fillmore
Just ask the New Cmdr In 007...he seems to have all the answers......
Ot: (but very important officer safety issue)
3rd watch W/C in 023 told the watch recently that they are not authorized per general order to punch people! I heard this first hand. He states that the orders do not allow for us to punch people anywhere with a closed fist, only to give OPEN HAND stuns and strikes. I totally disagree with this and believe that "direct mechanical to the body structure" means punching and kicking. Can somebody please clarify this, especially if there is an academy gym instructor that reads this.
This W/C states that if you punch somebody the department will not have your back and you are opening yourself up for lawsuits. Now the watch is affraid to even defend themselves.
This w/c has to be the worst in the city.
I am a certified Use of Force instructor, and "close handed strikes" are definitely allowed. Please use whatever it takes to keep yourself safe out there.
Re: Watch Commander in 023 3rd watch
Well he/she is incorrect because in General Order 08-02-02 “Force Options” the order specifically states for use against an assailant:
“Direct mechanical techniques are hard, concentrating, striking
movements such as punching and kicking, or powerful locks
and pressures.”
If you still don’t believe me take a look at the TRR and under the Assailant: Assault box, member response to the assault by an assailant are the following:
Elbow Strike
Closed Hand Strike/Punch
Impact Weapon
Knee Strike
Kicks
Impact Munition
The W/C may have been talking about an active resister (running away, flailing arms, etc.) which only involve open hand stunning techniques as a response.
To sum it up in a nut shell, if someone is attacking you all bets are off, because you need to make it home alive.
im seeing halos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you expect from Da Mayor's office? He's an idiot with a bunch of idiots working for him in his office.
Management by crisis comes from the top. Just look at Obama.
From Mope-rah today:
Mary Mitchell
"Last year, Henry Louis Gates, a black Harvard professor, enjoyed the public support of the president after his run-in with Sgt. James Crowley, a white Cambridge police officer.
Gates called his arrest by Crowley for disorderly conduct racist. Obama weighed in on the side of Gates. He angered many by saying the Cambridge police department acted "stupidly."
His knee-jerk reaction to an issue as complex as the historic tension between African-American citizens and white police officers was disappointing....."
Take one job at a time. Go the speed limit and follow all traffic laws. That's what they want. Take the report. Head to the next job.
Bring your lunch with you. Eat it while writing the report. Then go down on lunch later in the tour.
Find an abandoned car and write a parker on it for activity. Do a contact card on someone else's arrestee when in the station or a curfew if a juvenile.
7/22/2010 12:16:00 AM
You are paid to do a job. If you are not doing the job, you are a thief. It is that simple. No mention of backing up your fellow Officers either. Your children must be proud when you tell them how clever you are.
TO: Get ready for more stupidity, jfleds office is going to rescind the short sleeve order for the funeral on Friday. It is going to be the hottest day of the year and jfled morons want us in the blouse.
Hate to be the one to disagree but I do here...We should never have gone to the short sleeve uniform for an honors funeral...That Started when Mike Ceriale was killed because the bosses didn't want to be uncomfortable...That's BULLSHIT!!! We are burying one of our own, we can be a little uncomfortable for a couple of hours. Look at every funeral that we have, ISP had a great showing and they are always in their full dress uniform, even that day when we buried Mike... Just my opinion
S. Ronan
GRIEVE IT!!!
To 7/22/2010 01:10:00 AM
Is your last name Loevy or Loevy?
Hypothetically the department would go absolutely ape shit if half the department went kn the medical that day!
That w/c in 023 is a real dildo! yes, the academy does teach punching with closed fists.
3rd watch W/C in 023 told the watch recently that they are not authorized per general order to punch people!
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WRONG! Then why is it one of the use of force choices in the TRR form? If you are being attacked by an assailant without weapons, you may use your ASP or baton...is punching someone worse than being hit in the coconut with a baton? I think not. Obviously your WC in 023 has never "been the police."
I'm not the original commenter about lawsuit, but see:
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/07/2-cops-sue-weis-police-board-to-get-jobs-back.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ChicagoBreakingNews+%28Chicago+Breaking+News%29
Having my pday cancelled for the 14th may cause me to hit the medical.
It is not my problem that the department is understaffed.
Pay OT to officers that are RDO, not those house mice either.
Anonymous said...
Ot: (but very important officer safety issue)
3rd watch W/C in 023 told the watch recently that they are not authorized per general order to punch people! I heard this first hand. He states that the orders do not allow for us to punch people anywhere with a closed fist, only to give OPEN HAND stuns and strikes. I totally disagree with this and believe that "direct mechanical to the body structure" means punching and kicking. Can somebody please clarify this, especially if there is an academy gym instructor that reads this.
This W/C states that if you punch somebody the department will not have your back and you are opening yourself up for lawsuits. Now the watch is affraid to even defend themselves.
This w/c has to be the worst in the city.
7/22/2010 01:10:00 AM
This has been going around the district. Fuck him. If someone is coming at me i'm going to try to knock his lights out. I'm not dying b/c some asshole that sits inside all says i can't punch anybody.
ON topic: This is same capt lemmer who constantly tells war stories about what a great tact and police officer he was at some south side district. Can anyone who knows this goof please chime in and let us know how great a polic officer lemmer really was? Because according to him he's the best policeman to have ever put on the uniform, or khaki's.
In 023 is the w/c that goof lemming?
Show me in the ILCS where anyone is prohibited from punching another who is attacking you.
Also, if a general order states such then the department needs to retrain me and all the others that were taught to strike with a punch.
Punching is a natural, physical response to a threat of bodily harm, under a stressful situation. If you can manage to strike someone with an open hand, fine. You cannot be penalized, if under attack for doing something that is natural to the body. Thats like trying to walk on your toes all day long. It wont happen.
Its this kinda bullshit talk that makes officers hesitate and gets them killed. If anyone gets hurt in 023 behind that, sue his ass.
They should combine both events into one, that way all the lost kids at least have some entertainment while waiting to be claimed, and the jet engines will muffle the sound of all the gunfire around Washington Park.....
Will the future stars of animal planet have their days cancelled?
Bet not. They're getting their hair and makeup done for Septembers TV show.
have cops work their days off? they already do.
They have the nerve to ask patrolmen to work their days off for the fucking dangerous city, yet, approve a tv show for fucking elite friends of peterson and schmitz, with thier take home covert cars and self made hours, they approved this yesterday in city counsel:
Animal Planet wants to enter into a long-term agreement with the city of Chicago to allow taping of the unit’s everyday activities. On Wednesday, it received city council committee approval and could go to the full city council for a vote as early as next week.
for full story:
http://wbbm.cbslocal.com/2010/07/21/animal-crimes-cops-to-get-tv-treatment/#more-10591
This is absolutely sickening.
3rd watch W/C in 023 told the watch recently that they are not authorized per general order to punch people! I heard this first hand. He states that the orders do not allow for us to punch people anywhere with a closed fist, only to give OPEN HAND stuns and strikes. I totally disagree with this and believe that "direct mechanical to the body structure" means punching and kicking. Can somebody please clarify this, especially if there is an academy gym instructor that reads this.
This W/C states that if you punch somebody the department will not have your back and you are opening yourself up for lawsuits. Now the watch is affraid to even defend themselves.
This w/c has to be the worst in the city.
7/22/2010 01:10:00 AM
Maybe he should review the use of force policy. Remember red man in gym where punching and kicking were taught regularly. Sorry we are not punching bags, defend yourself, partner and fellow officers and go home safe.
punch away, the only reason to do the open hand strike is to prevent breaking your hand, but if you need more power close your fist. TL is a mush! Why would we be allowed to strike someone with an asp or stick but not a fist.
No need to cancel anything! Just cut the parade in half ( who needs a 6 hour parade anyway). No drinking 40s on the public way so lock them all up. Its a back to school parade not a street party. And no washington park anything cancel that all together.
use the vulcan death grip if you have to to survive. just dont put that on paper. sounds like that w/c was looking after your legal well being. good luck up there in 023. sounds rough.
Anonymous said...
Get ready for more stupidity, jfleds office is going to rescind the short sleeve order for the funeral on Friday. It is going to be the hottest day of the year and jfled morons want us in the blouse.
I will be there in short sleeves, on my own time try and write me up u policy group suck holes. Just remember these bosses u have attached yourselves to won't be there forever and I got 15 to go.
Listen jr one of our brothers gave his life for this city and department. You can handle the heat in a blouse. Wear a short sleeve shirt underneath with a tie. I promise I won't tell. Obviously not a prior military PO
Management by Morons might be another appropriate description. We can't wait to see what the brain trust comes up with here.
They don't have an answer. It wasn't an episode on "Hill Street Blues".
yes rdo
I am soo glad i have an 8B furlough!
Be safe boys and girls!
I will monitor the news from about a 100 miles outside of Shitcago or dare I say CHitroit!
Did anyone forget that there is also a White Sox game and fireworks show for our current, 1st place team on that evening also!
About another 38,000 people to protect from da savages!
I was also in roll call when Capt.Lemmer was referring to the Seattle police incident when the white male PO punched the f/1 after she battered the PO. I did like I always do at his roll calls, stare in disbelief at the floor. On his days off Capt. Lemmer has the desk crew fax the lineup to him at home so he can make changes and approve the sheets while on his days off. He said at roll call "the chicago police department did not train you to punch to the head but instead deliver stunns", I just laughed inside. We are soo fucked on this department with so called leaders like him.
http://shavedlongcock.blogspot.com/2010/07/chicago-cops-to-star-in-tv-show-about.html
Chicago cops to star in TV show about Animal Crimes!
We are short hundreds if not thousands of police officers... and now we have this little special unit - hand picked for TV stardom - with their own take home department cars and no set working hours....
These must be the most clouted cops on the Chicago police Department.....
Was reading comments in another thread and I was struck by a vision of the following chapter/verse:
Dick 1:16
Would make a great t-shirt!
7/22/2010 12:27:00 AM
Shankesis 1:16
In the beginning, there was dick...
Greasius 1:16
****This is same capt lemmer who constantly tells war stories about what a great tact and police officer he was at some south side district*** See below
He wasn't **it. He was annointed by daddy and aldercreaps. He was able to b.s. his way into a spot at the academy based on his knowledge of gangs (if he saw 3 people together at an evening party they were gang members). He had absolutely 0 arrests that went to the detectives to charge (notorious paper jumper). He worked in 009 until his rise to the top.
what a great weekend for a couple thousand of us to get sick. cough cough sniffle sniffle. go ahead and send a sgt to my house. i'll be here, maybe resting my sniffles in my pool with a cold drink nearby.
Just to clarify the post about the 023 3rd watch W C.. Some of you might be thinking he was just refering to resisters NO! He said assailants. Even if they are attacking you, you are not to throw punches.
In 023, the use of force model changes to authorize bitch slaps.
Some jag-nut said...You are paid to do a job. If you are not doing the job, you are a thief. It is that simple. No mention of backing up your fellow Officers either. Your children must be proud when you tell them how clever you are.
A real cop said...After they sustain some bullshit two year old CR# against you, strip you and sue you and IPRA and J-Fled high five it all the way to city hall to gloat about how they fucked you, and your material wife blows town because your broke, and your kids and all your hair gel buddies stop calling you because you ain't the police anymore and can't do anything for them,, tell me again how you are going to "pimp" for the man, you idiot. GFY. FREE COZZI!
not a fan of W/C on 3rd watch in the 023rd District, but he DOES have a POINT. the actions that we take on the streets are to stay alive and go home safe. the words that we use on reports should be geared towards the lawyers and the courts, remember the FACT THAT those lawyers, judges, jury etc. were not on the streets with you. WRITE for your viewer...REMEMBER, DOWN THE ROAD IT ALL ENDS UP IN THE COURTS. THAT'S WHY YOU AND ALL INVOLVED IN ARRESTS in which FORCE WAS USED TO APPREHEND, SHOULD RELAX and then write. remeber you are getting paid, take your time, and remember that your paperwork will end-up getting scrutinized in court. DO NOT LET YOUR ANGER/EMOTIONS WRITE FOR YOU!!!!!
Are they going to cancel RDO's? That could solve some of these issues.
HOUSE MICE FIRST. Cancel day off S/S.
Never.
- - - To the poster of "no closed fist strikes".....
Whatever brought that topic up? Tell me, if some jagbag is coming at you (assailant) you can assume he's intending to Disarm you. Are you going to hear that W/C's little roll call voice in the back of your head telling you not to punch this jagbag? It's your life you're fighting for, come out alive. Upon arrest, ARTICULATE YOUR NARRATIVE. Take that 4th Amendment class too, it's quite interesting.
"They should combine both events into one, that way all the lost kids at least have some entertainment while waiting to be claimed, and the jet engines will muffle the sound of all the gunfire around Washington Park....."
Maybe a Spectre mission on Washington Park. After dark to demonstrate the night capabilities. Hehe,just saying.
t: (but very important officer safety issue)
3rd watch W/C in 023 told the watch recently that they are not authorized per general order to punch people! I heard this first hand. He states that the orders do not allow for us to punch people anywhere with a closed fist, only to give OPEN HAND stuns and strikes. I totally disagree with this and believe that "direct mechanical to the body structure" means punching and kicking. Can somebody please clarify this, especially if there is an academy gym instructor that reads this.
This W/C states that if you punch somebody the department will not have your back and you are opening yourself up for lawsuits. Now the watch is affraid to even defend themselves.
This w/c has to be the worst in the city.
7/22/2010 01:10:00 AM
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Punch away my Man!!
TRR shows closed hand strike / punch as an option, as long as the offender is an "Assailant Assault" or higher.
Your W/C is an Idiot
Signed Lt....???
How about everyone going on medical for 14 Aug., what could they do and what could happen to us?? We all have the "flu".
The liberals are OUT OF CONTROL in New York!!!!!
Will the liberal shit expand to us?
Check out:
http://www.ny1.com/content/top_stories/122517/nypd-still-saves-stop-and-frisk-info---on-paper
hey NEW GUY throw any strikes you want during a fight.. WRITE it up Open hands Strikes..your WC is teaching you to CYA..welcome to Policing..Lost in Fillmore
7/22/2010 06:39:00 AM
Hey ass hole don't advise anyone unless you want them to get fired for lying on official reports.
When the video shows you punching and you deny it good-by.
The Watch Commander is a moron.
Yes you can use a closed hand "Fist" to strike someone.
Idiots, both you and the merit Watch Commander.
You are paid to do a job. If you are not doing the job, you are a thief. It is that simple. No mention of backing up your fellow Officers either. Your children must be proud when you tell them how clever you are.
7/22/2010 08:44:00 AM
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Go get your shine-box BITCH
Better yet.. go have sex with Weis and Daley.
We will do NOTHING until ALL these assholes go to hell or back to "FED-LAND".
Anthony "Tony" Carrothers not only had a 007th District car sit on the aldercreature's house but also had a car sit on her office which is in 006. This creature left her car window open in a vacant lot with her purse inside. Go figure. BTW there's nothing the new boss hasn't seen or done, just ask him.
hey NEW GUY throw any strikes you want during a fight.. WRITE it up Open hands Strikes..your WC is teaching you to CYA..welcome to Policing..Lost in Fillmore
Hey DUMB ASS, ever heard of a rule 14 violation? If you are on camera using "close handed strikes" which you are allowed to use, and you write it up as open handed strikes, you just lied on paper you moron.
Why don't you read and understand the rules before you tell someone to just write something else on the paper. You, Sir, are an asshole. Time to retire.
Anonymous said...
Ot: (but very important officer safety issue)
3rd watch W/C in 023 told the watch recently that they are not authorized per general order to punch people! I heard this first hand. He states that the orders do not allow for us to punch people anywhere with a closed fist, only to give OPEN HAND stuns and strikes. I totally disagree with this and believe that "direct mechanical to the body structure" means punching and kicking. Can somebody please clarify this, especially if there is an academy gym instructor that reads this.
This W/C states that if you punch somebody the department will not have your back and you are opening yourself up for lawsuits. Now the watch is affraid to even defend themselves.
This w/c has to be the worst in the city.
7/22/2010 01:10:00 AM
If true this guy needs to be sent back to the academy. But then again that's the type of leadership the department wants. This guy has never worked the streets and probably has never been in a fight. It's sad that a Capt. would speak like that to grown men. Luckily most of the men have time on and know better.
"This W/C states that if you punch somebody the department will not have your back and you are opening yourself up for lawsuits. Now the watch is affraid to even defend themselves.
This w/c has to be the worst in the city."
Palm strikes are for active resisters. For assailants you can punch, kick, taze, asp/baton, OC, or possibly shot. Your W/C is more interested in covering his own ass than your well being. Show him the use of force module. Better yet, tell him to stick it up his ass until he understands it.
Listen if someone whats to fight no matter who it is punch the fuck out of them. We are not punching bags. If the 23rd dist w/c thinks he can handle someone then let him get out there and take care of business, the only punching he's done is his clown. Where's the Sgt's and Lt's on this. Clue him in. If there is a fight we are going to win. I'm sure he's some real bad ass. We are here to win the battle. If he get's in the way get him a CR #.
Its 023..... bitch slapping has been the preferred method of defending oneself on North Halsted St since Jesus was a carpenter!
tommy lemmer worked in 9...also as lt in research and development...always had his nose in book studying general orders...not a bad guy....maybe just trying to pass on info(read btwn the lines)
Doe anyone remember Pinky and the Brain cartoon? LOL!
REMEMBER, DOWN THE ROAD IT ALL ENDS UP IN THE COURTS. THAT'S WHY YOU AND ALL INVOLVED IN ARRESTS in which FORCE WAS USED TO APPREHEND, SHOULD RELAX and then write. remeber you are getting paid, take your time, and remember that your paperwork will end-up getting scrutinized in court. DO NOT LET YOUR ANGER/EMOTIONS WRITE FOR YOU!!!!!
7/22/2010 05:27:00 PM
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I used a stunning technique that I was taught in the Police Academy to gain control of the individual.
That covers all.
I was in roll call also when the W/C of 023 3rd watch was talking about the seattle incident.
This is for real! He actually said that the academy does not train us to PUNCH! He said we are only trained to use stuns and open hand strikes and that should you ever say in your report you "punched someone" you could really be screwed in court.
I hear a vet called him on it and said that he was trained in the academy to punch and Cpt Lemmer went berserk like a little bitch and started screaming at the guy and yelling that he's wrong! That he was never taught to punch and then abruptly ended the roll call! If you ever try to prove him wrong or challenge him he throws a big hissy fit and then fucks with you until you leave his watch.
I don't know what clout gym classes this capt went to, but in ours we were taught to punch, kick, elbow, etc.
So thanks to this captain who only has his future promotions in mind, the watch now thinks we can't punch anybody or put that we punched anyone down on paper.
This is our leader. How he made it out of a beat car is beyond me.
Re: Punching offenders
I read the use of force order and right in the order it says that if you're dealing with an assailant whose actions are aggressive you are allowed to "PUNCH/KICK." It says right in the order that you are allowed to do it. How he can stand in front of a roll call and say you aren't allowed to punch anyone is just silly.
He probablly never had to use any force during his career except maybe forcing the pencils into the pencil sharpener. Typical career inside guy.
Did anyone forget that there is also a White Sox game and fireworks show for our current, 1st place team on that evening also!
About another 38,000 people to protect from da savages!
7/22/2010 02:57:00 PM
more like 24, 500 to protect, sox fans don't even show up or sell out for a first place team, plenty of tickets availble. get one with every wendy's frosty you by at wendy's go sox go just go away!
Management by Morons might be another appropriate description. We can't wait to see what the brain trust comes up with here.
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The ideas are coming hard and fast from the 7 year wonders in the Supe's office. 18 months of probation plus 2.5 years in the Supe's office - that allows for a hardcore 3 years of street experience to brought to bear on the woes of the CPD. And duing the time when they are out of state on on a rifle range, the computer prediction unit that is housed in a converted storeroom near the stairwell will predict us into salvation.
Maybe, if they get the tame, the two groups can get together and creat a tactical preediction computer. It can be olive drab and flat black in color and have a keyboard made from nylon,
He worked in 009 until his rise to the top.
7/22/2010 04:36:00 PM
Lemmer was a clueless, gap-toothed, goof, pussy, cowboy boot wearing, jag as a ppo back in '86, but he thought he was pretty slick. NOT! He was the ONLY one that thought he was slick!
It appears the adjectives still apply, or did he get his teeth fixed? Regardless, it seems he is still a clueless, goof, pussy jag.
He was clouted then, and is clouted now. Never had a bad job or assignment, but he professes to be the real police. Just ask him. Or better yet, don't ask him. Just wait a minute. He will tell you all about his exloits without having been asked. Jerk!
7;03pm Spectre Gunships with their pinpoint accuracy are the answer, too bad it will never happen. Those things are awesome.
I also like the idea of Predator drones (like in "24") over the city.
So, I wonder if my RDo will be cancel'd? Just like 4th of July and we would get comp-time again.
With regards to Capt.Lemmer, he was also heard saying that the promotion process on this department is 100% fair and legitimate,I almost puked when he uttered this statement.
How about advertising for a citizen's armed posse to volunteer? Shortshanks oughtta love that one....
"Did anyone forget that there is also a White Sox game and fireworks show for our current, 1st place team on that evening also!
About another 38,000 people to protect from da savages!"
Not if you make it a gun give away night. First 3000 with a FOID gets a free pistol w/box of ammo. Hehe
Tommy Lemmer was a pathetic excuse for a patrolman when he worked in 009. He wouldn't have known a quality arrest if it jumped up and bit him in the ass. He was the type that made arrests for selling loose cigarettes,public fornication etc.
He never should've gotten past the psych test let alone get any type of rank.
Hey SCC, how about putting a link up to this article on Shaved's site
it's great!
A City at War with Itself - Chicago - Fast Track to Anarchy
Understanding Organizational Paralysis CPD's Mission to Recovery
"...a tactical preediction computer. It can be olive drab and flat black in color and have a keyboard made from nylon,..."
Yeah, and it's gotta have Velcro! Lots and lots of Velcro!
Be Careful ladies and gentlemen.
FYI - BALTIMORE (AP) — Baltimore's mayor and police chief say the city will hire 450 new officers by the end of next year.
The recruitment drive announced Thursday is aimed at eliminating a shortage of officers just as the department is making headway on reducing crime.
Police Commissioner Frederick H. Bealefeld III said earlier this month that an unexpected number of officers quit or retired in June, leaving his department of over 3,000 officers short by about 100.
Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake said that to fill the spots the police agency will hire more consultants to screen applicants waiting to hear if they've been accepted for training.
This W/C states that if you punch somebody the department will not have your back and you are opening yourself up for lawsuits. Now the watch is affraid to even defend themselves.
This w/c has to be the worst in the city.
youre an idiot who wants to be led by the hand, carry an expandable baton as soon as their hands go up, your baton should go into transformer mode, no pun intended.
more like 24, 500 to protect, sox fans don't even show up or sell out for a first place team, plenty of tickets availble. get one with every wendy's frosty you by at wendy's go sox go just go away!
7/23/2010 01:25:00 AM
and the cubs LOOSE again! hahahahahah. Dont be so jealous just because were in first place
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