Thursday, August 03, 2017

True or False?

We don't recall this in the job description:
  • At least it was safer then what happened to a poor front office person in 025. He was ordered by Escamerit to put on the green attack dog suit so the K-9 could rough house with him in front of the kids. Of course, the dog bit him in the face! Kids were traimatized [sic] and an ambulance had to take the poor officer to the hospital! Escamerit is like King Midas in reverse where everything he touches turns to shit.
Seriously? If true, we'd suggest naming the four-time "merit" commander personally in the ensuing lawsuit. "Stupid is as stupid does" as a man far wiser than Escamerit once said.

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103 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously this officer values a fucking front office spot than his or her own safety. You are just as a much as a fool as the commander.

8/03/2017 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mean file a lawsuit and lose your spot???

8/03/2017 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is 100% true the officer works in the front office and took 12 stitches to the face
025 3rd watch ☠️

8/03/2017 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If true, Eskashit4brains is one stupid, triple merit-cloutorious doofus!

8/03/2017 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The previous evening Escamerit was present at a community meeting at Crystal and Lockwood. He had cars drive around the neighborhood with lights and sirens on to "show a presence and let them know we're here" when the meeting started he was pumping his fists in the air telling the people that were in attendance " we can take this neighborhood back! Who's with me?!" He repeated this several times the crowd was laughing and snickering at him
For the officers that were there it was very embarrassing. There are no words to describe how much of an idiot this guy is the district is in a backlog every single night and it's a result of how he is deploying the manpower without question. He's as stupid as he is arrogant.
025 Third Watch

8/03/2017 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on! Hit em with a lawsuit. Forget the spot they're giving you for what they put you through or whatever it was they promised you. Light them up with a lawsuit and they'll be giving you whatever you want and more. That's of course if this incident was bonafide.

8/03/2017 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Demote this idiot already. He just gave a guy who has been a Sgt for 3 months a Tac team. Of course he's a merit Sgt too. Earned not given my ass

8/03/2017 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey kid, you want those Sgt stripes, put this on.

8/03/2017 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous 29 and a day said...

OMG I hope this aint true OMG Unbelievable Unbelievable

8/03/2017 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The officer would have never done that on his own.
Stupid. Reckless.
EscaShit gives a command and things go south real
fast. What if one of the kids were bitten?
No you just watch. Somebody will work this "incident"
into the stats of officers assaulted, shot, killed.
Ringling Brothers just went out of business. Now EscaShit
wants to put on a show in a station. I hope some animal
protection group gets wind of this. DLM anyone?
Misuse of department resources. Is EscaShit the new Don King?

8/03/2017 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is hardly surprising. I have yet to meet a merit white shirt that isn't an arrogant, entitled narcissist.

8/03/2017 01:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a hard time believing that even Escamerit would actually be stupid enough to order anyone to put on a suit so a dog could attack him. CAPS and front office cops are notorious for doing anything to please white shirts and politicians. They usually just have to be asked and they will eagerly comply with glee. Regardless, the officer did get bit in the face and had to get 10 or 12 stitches. Which is actually pretty fucking funny if you have gallows humor! It is like out of a Simpsons episode!

8/03/2017 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's up with the new midnight Lt in 010? Guess he came from IAD and is looking to jam up officers. I been warned already to not do any arrests after 830pm bc he will have to approve them, anyone have more info on this tool, bc I know 1st hand of officers he jammed up in his 1st week. Sgt are saying don't trust him

8/03/2017 01:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody to blame here but the ball-less front office merit hack that didn't have the spine to tell Escamerit to go fuck himself... and the death spiral of the department continues. I can't wait to retire.

8/03/2017 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Son of Sir Donkey said...

I feel bad for J.K. he's had a rough career. He came to 025 from 017 as the lackey for the Bob Roarhman stunt double. Poor guy couldn't make 3rd watch bid so Bob Roarhman kept him on management. He got a cush car 2513, but that was a bit overwhelming for him. He then went to the to 3rd watch desk without a desk bid. He must have felt intimidated by all the females on the desk and went to days on management. Low and behold he got lonely working a beat car by himself on 2nd watch. So it makes sense that he goes to the CAPS office. It's not as easy as you guys think. Just ask him about adjusted hours and beat meetings or taking kids to the zoo. After conquering the CAPS office he sets his sights on the front office. This officer can do it all. Now this?!?!? His 1st career IOD from fido? He might go on disability retirement. He's seen enough out there. Jim, what's left for you to do? You've proved enough

8/03/2017 01:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Legionaire Titus Pullo said...

Loyal subjects....countrymen....lend me your ear! I was there that fateful day at the 025th District Colosseum to bare witness to the bloody gladiator games that transpired at the 'CAPS Night Out Battle!' While you will shudder with fear at the tale I tell you, a record must be kept so that future generations can learn of the barbaric acts that transpired, along with the bravery of the front office warrior!

Commander Tonus Ecameritous was looking to impress the Alder-Creatures of the Political Machine. Therefore, a warrior was brought in from the CAPS slave ships to compete in a game of death. Clad in ancient Greek armor, this brave little warrior would face in combat the State Police Hound from Hell! A vicious beast that was armed with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth.

Armed only with a CAPS Community shield, the brave warrior valiantly fought the savage mongrel to the delight of the young children in attendance. Though violent, the battle was short as the wolf brought the Front Office warrior to the ground and waited for the Commander to give his decision of mercy, or a painful death.

As the youths watched on in shocked anticipation, Tonus Escameritous stood up from his throne. With a smirk, he gave a thumbs down gesture. The hungry canine beast then proceeded to knaw and tear off the flesh of the police officer's face. He most certainly would have died if a miracle didn't happen. Impressed with the officer's courage, the children all stood up in unison, crying their eyes out as they begged for mercy.

Afraid that he would be demoted to custodian, Tonus Escameritous had no choice but to order the stay of execution for the mutilated officer. While it was a gruesome sight to see the bloody body of the officer carted away in a Radio Flyer, at least his life was spared. His reward for putting on such a majestic show of fighting prowess? Well my friends, rest assured he too will one day become a Meritous Commander, and watch over his own games of doom somewhere down the line. All roads do lead back to 025....

8/03/2017 02:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad Escamerit didn't put the suit on

8/03/2017 04:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know... they have K9 training suits with face mask protection but I'm not surprised at all if our department skimped on the face mask to save money.

8/03/2017 04:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What kind of "management" idiocy is this? Wtf?

8/03/2017 04:10:00 AM  
Blogger SCC said...

To unpublished grammar nazi asshat:

The internet is your grammar friend:

"Then" is commonly used to express a sense of time or what comes next or used to be. "Than" is used to form comparisons between two things.

We were comparing the commander to Forrest Gump, therefore "than" is completely correct and you are (you're) a moron.

8/03/2017 04:49:00 AM  
Anonymous J. Peterman said...

In response to this post by SCC, Fat Tony will now unleash the inspectors in 025 to fuck with troops once again. How this clown is still a DC is beyond me. By far the worst I've seen come through the doors in my 15 plus yrs in 025.

025 3rd watch 4 life

8/03/2017 04:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Smart Dog.

"I ain't chewing on no canvas, I want some blood!"

Goes right for the unprotected face.

8/03/2017 05:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like Tony's new nickname should be Ramsey Bolten.

8/03/2017 05:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully the officer sues everyine involved. The K9 handler is an idiot for going along with this.

8/03/2017 05:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry the copper is the moron for doing it. Some of you clowns would sell your own mother for an inside spot. Pathetic

8/03/2017 05:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is the dog on desk duty?

8/03/2017 06:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put Escrament in the stupid pie home cut out and start throwing.

8/03/2017 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keystone Cops

8/03/2017 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should have shot the Dog ! That would have been something for the little darlings to see !

8/03/2017 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can't make this shit up. LOL!

8/03/2017 07:16:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

How's the poor doggie doing?

8/03/2017 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Titus I've been retired for years and miss cop humor.

SCC we love ya.

8/03/2017 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Nobody to blame here but the ball-less front office merit hack that didn't have the spine to tell Escamerit to go fuck himself... and the death spiral of the department continues. I can't wait to retire.

I couldn't have said it better myself

8/03/2017 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's up with the new midnight Lt in 010? Guess he came from IAD and is looking to jam up officers. I been warned already to not do any arrests after 830pm bc he will have to approve them, anyone have more info on this tool, bc I know 1st hand of officers he jammed up in his 1st week. Sgt are saying don't trust him

If it's WG you're talking about, you're fucking crazy. He was a great Sgt. and would do anything he could to help his guys out. He was always fair and knew the general orders and how to use them. Seems like he was a little picky on reports so the p.o. didnt jam themselves up on paper. I hope you're referring to someone else.

8/03/2017 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

8/03/2017 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All you have to do is follow the general orders to a "T". Get a copy read it know it and this fucked up dept will come to a screeching halt the one that comes to mind is the one on "Processing persons under department control" let's start with that one and set demanding the orders are followed demanding CR numbers on everyone who is in violation. Overload IA and the Watch Commander and his merit sergeants into quitting not you. Relax, let it fall.

8/03/2017 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

02:30 AM.......FRIGGIN FUUUUNNNNNYYYYY......I swear I could picture myself watching this, sitting in the colussem,(sp) with a large cup of wine in hand.....

8/03/2017 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, were any of the kids cheering on the dog?

8/03/2017 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's up with the new midnight Lt in 010? Guess he came from IAD and is looking to jam up officers. I been warned already to not do any arrests after 830pm bc he will have to approve them, anyone have more info on this tool, bc I know 1st hand of officers he jammed up in his 1st week. Sgt are saying don't trust him

8/03/2017 01:37:00 AM

He ran from 011 because it was too busy with all the outside units in that building. It was the same crap there. "Get the number" was his response to every incident. I can't see him doing well with Sanchez.

8/03/2017 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please tell me the dogs OK........

8/03/2017 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boy, if you cannot get demoted for this, you cannot get demoted for ANYTHING!

8/03/2017 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have been proudly reading this blog since 2006, there have been plenty of laughs, but by far the funniest comments I have ever read are the two here at 0154 hrs and 0230 hrs. I'm in tears lol

8/03/2017 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

0230, that was hilarious

8/03/2017 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bumpus!!

8/03/2017 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Escamerit... how does Emma Mitts ass taste??
025 Third Watch

8/03/2017 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
What's up with the new midnight Lt in 010? Guess he came from IAD and is looking to jam up officers. I been warned already to not do any arrests after 830pm bc he will have to approve them, anyone have more info on this tool, bc I know 1st hand of officers he jammed up in his 1st week. Sgt are saying don't trust him

8/03/2017 01:37:00 AM


If you are one of those guys on a "team," I have read some of your arrest reports.....If this guy is looking to "jam" people up, I would stay away from him then. Your version of reasonable suspicion, probable cause, and general quality of arrest are lacking. Can't blame you too much though. A year and a half on probation and another year and a half on foot didn't adequately prepare you.

8/03/2017 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Which is actually pretty fucking funny if you have gallows humor! It is like out of a Simpsons episode!"

And a pie in the face of Chief Wigam from the Simpsons is causing such an up roar???

8/03/2017 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Escamerit is solely responsible for bringing the level of ass kissing to a whole new level. 2590 was at the scene of a shooting that occurred the previous day and was asking for an event number for a positive community interaction the asks for the event number. I believe he used the same address or the house next door but anyway he goes on the air and clears and then asks the dispatcher to repeat the event number again. A clear attempt to make sure Escamerit heard him like the good company man he is.
Most of the white shirts are absolutely pathetic how they go out of their way to please this asshole.
Stop embarrassing yourselves you have no respect from the troops when you do shit like this it was very obvious and trust me we were all laughing about it at checkoff
025 3rd watch ☠️

8/03/2017 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old retired Lt here. My job the minute I put on a white shirt was to protect and support the Police working with me. Lt. S

8/03/2017 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did the canine get charged with excessive force?

8/03/2017 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

K9's don't like force mitigation either. They right to the face!

8/03/2017 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Completely off topic but am I hearing things wrong or is it true that Prickwinkle does NOT love in Cook County?

8/03/2017 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! What a difference a day makes. One day your tossing white shirt salad and the following you get carried out on a stretcher as your white clad slave master, Lord Bozo Escamilla looks on in feigned despair, destined to be bald AND football face for the rest of his indoor police years. Boy, it sure is less dangerous licken' boss mans boots. 🍕
Yours Truly,
Disgruntled 3rd watch Warrior

8/03/2017 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

025 1st Watch

This reminds me of the time when fat ass sgt J.D. would take roll call. She would call out the beat number and the officer's names. She called out beat 2515 and B.S. and then wham! She flung the plastic beat tag about 30 feet. B.S. never saw it coming and it hit him on his forehead. He didn't want medical attention but some officers convinced him to do so. Finally he agreed and went to the hospital.

That fat ass bitch never apologized to B.S.

8/03/2017 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This fucking moron shouldn't be in charge of a lemonade stand let alone a police district. Holy shit!!

8/03/2017 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Your High School English Teacher said...

For the benefit of all posters, here is a refresher course in grammar.

1. They're = they fucking are
2. Their = shows fucking possession
3. There = specifies a fucking location
4. You're = you fucking are
5. Your = shows fucking possession
6. It's = it fucking is
7. Its = shows fucking possession
8. We're = we fucking are
9. Were = past fucking tense of 'are'
10. Where = specifies a fucking location
11. Loose = not fucking fixed in place
12. Lose = cease to fucking keep
13. Affect = a fucking action
14. Effect = a fucking result
15. Could've = could fucking have
16. Could of = you're (see 4) a fucking retard

8/03/2017 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

K9 officer should never had let this happen. This type of demo should never occur unless the person wearing the bite suit is a trainor. The K9 Lt. Will have a field day with this investigation. I don't care if Escamilla is the Commander, the K9 handler is the boss of the dog and demo.

8/03/2017 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He should have learned his lesson a few years ago. When the former K9 LT. G thought he knew it all. He put on a bite sleeve for the first time to show the troops on how it's done. Minutes later he was transported by ambulance for dislocated shoulder. Dumb dumb!

8/03/2017 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gotta love the leadership here! But why would a Canine Officer allow anyone to put on the suit and NOT wear face protection?
Seems like some negligence there on the part of the Canine officer who participated in this exhibition.

8/03/2017 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His 1st career IOD from fido? He might go on disability retirement. He's seen enough out there. Jim, what's left for you to do? You've proved enough
-----------
Good luck getting duty disability approved for 12 stitches in the face.

8/03/2017 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to Titus Pullo, thank you for the epic rendition.... bravo...

8/03/2017 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not a CPD dog... ISP... but yes true.

8/03/2017 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's up with the new midnight Lt in 010? Guess he came from IAD and is looking to jam up officers. I been warned already to not do any arrests after 830pm bc he will have to approve them, anyone have more info on this tool, bc I know 1st hand of officers he jammed up in his 1st week. Sgt are saying don't trust him

8/03/2017 01:37:00 AM

There were two officers in 11 that were involved in a life and death struggle with a man with a gun at the citco station on Chicago Ave. He was more concerned about what he thought was excessive force while gaining control of the shithead and talked the commander into pulling a number on the coppers, even after watching the video. Welcome to the new department!

8/03/2017 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Permanent facial disfigurement....priceless.

8/03/2017 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's awful! Officer gets attacked in the face and his "fellow" officers still talk shit about him. We are seriously our own worse enemy. I hope he is okay

8/03/2017 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Word is that Escamilla and his captain are on full damage control. Escamilla is telling people that he jokingly suggested to J.K. he should put on the body suit and allow the dog to bite him. Then J.K. voluntarily put the suit on with no face mask. This means J.K. will be denied his IOD and he will have to go on the medical and pay for everything. Nice going commander.

8/03/2017 12:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was a dog handler in the Army never ever could you order anyone to put on the suit. Great way to get bit.Gittim Boy! The Handler had a great day as did the dog. Dumb ass boss but dumber copper.

8/03/2017 01:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would never listen to any white shirt who has an IR #.
Escamarshmellow should have put on that suit and show the crowd how hits done.

Sounds like a CR# and personal injury lawsuit against the Life time merit commander.

8/03/2017 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This department is a hysterical, spiraling out of control, shit show!! Omg, wtf!! These bosses are an embarrassment!! The spineless Copper needs to sue!!

8/03/2017 01:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ 8/3 02:30 AM LMAO You have real talent!

8/03/2017 02:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fkn housecats will do anything for merit unqualified command staff

8/03/2017 02:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No pity for fools here. Some of the people on this job would cut their own nuts off just because some asshole supervisor drunk on authority ordered it. All free born adults here in the USA so no reason to follow nonsensical or reckless orders from any of these keystone supervisors. Considering this department is more concerned with optics than logic or function, they wouldn't risk a media PR battle with an officer who was fired for refusing some outrageous order by an incompetent boss.

8/03/2017 02:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My guess is it's true.
It's a microcosm of how fucked up this department is.

8/03/2017 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This suckass CAPS guy is one of the Commander s merit picks for detective so expect to see him in the next class. Just like former 025 intelligence officer JD, a humongous suckhole , who they made merit sgt

8/03/2017 03:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF?! I guess that's why I always see trainers wearing helmets when they do this sort of thing.

8/03/2017 04:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Dominus seiser said...

Lend me ye ear ole titus for you haven't heard the tale of sweet baby maximus of 025. He was sent to exile to the ilse of calbackus for misappropriate handling of the king's children. Long ago he escaped the fates the colosseum for the same offense of biting small Asian children on the face. He was thus promoted to the white shirt senate because of help from mother's dinari. Once back thy heathen sweet baby maximus couldn't resist the sweet young candy again and was thus banished along with his trusty chariot he hid in the forbidden wasteland of thy 025 lot. This was a mere slap on thy wrist as sweet baby maximus shall be back. Thy sacrifice of this young caps slave was but a mere appeasement to the God for the return of sweet baby. Sweet baby maximus shall return to the forbidden 3rd watch and with Lord escamrtious they shall be unstoppable against the lowely army of blu shirtus.

8/03/2017 05:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone putting on the bite suit without proper training is stupid. The canine handler would have known that and should not have continued with the demonstration. A clear case of clout babies dazzled by a white shirt and willing to protect their spot.

8/03/2017 05:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the 19th ward is crewed up

8/03/2017 05:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
What's up with the new midnight Lt in 010? Guess he came from IAD and is looking to jam up officers. I been warned already to not do any arrests after 830pm bc he will have to approve them, anyone have more info on this tool, bc I know 1st hand of officers he jammed up in his 1st week. Sgt are saying don't trust him

8/03/2017 01:37 AM

Definitely not WG who never worked in IAD. WG was a tact Sgt in 009

8/03/2017 06:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well if you want that 2nd Watch 20% Management Mon/Fri job...
Any bonafide police officer would have told EscaMerit to f:ck off and walk away.
Ain't No Pity in Donkey City.
So who's picking up his dry cleaning these days since Ofc. Dog Bite is on Medical ?

8/03/2017 06:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
This department is a hysterical, spiraling out of control, shit show!! Omg, wtf!! These bosses are an embarrassment!! The spineless Copper needs to sue!!

Nothing to sue about. Bosses don't order you to do those types of things. They ask and it's up to you to say yes or no. Technically he probably volunteered

8/03/2017 06:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) new United States attorney here will he finally do the job and "drain the dirty swamp" here?

https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20170803/beverly/who-is-john-lausch-attorney-federal-prosecutor?utm_source=Breaking+News&utm_campaign=4c67dc063d-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2017_08_04&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_4dc25bbf9a-4c67dc063d-177427833

8/03/2017 07:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

03/2017 08:55:00 AM
Anonymous said...
025 1st Watch

This reminds me of the time when fat ass sgt J.D. would take roll call. She would call out the beat number and the officer's names. She called out beat 2515 and B.S. and then wham! She flung the plastic beat tag about 30 feet. B.S. never saw it coming and it hit him on his forehead. He didn't want medical attention but some officers convinced him to do so. Finally he agreed and went to the hospital.

That fat ass bitch never apologized to B.S.

8/03/2017 08:55:00 AM

She is a retard and talks to officers like a spazz. Truthfully, her and the rest of the miserable old trolls that work midnights need to bid out. A lot of those dames should have been gone a long time ago. Despite what they tell the ppo's, they were never the real police. Just miserable idiots.

8/03/2017 07:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh God I wish that was me. I'm fucking ugly anyways so I might as well make money off of it. I'd be partying with the gangster Mommies in Vegas after THEIR Lawsuites, man, I'd drive down there in a pink Cadillac.

All ripped to shit I'd be yelling at the dog, "dont fucking stop now theres $250 k more in it".

8/03/2017 08:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the benefit of all posters, here is a refresher course in grammar.

You, Sir or Madam, are fucking hysterical. Nicely done.

8/03/2017 09:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) Headline should read Harvard hates white and Amish:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/03/us/harvard-minority-admissions-trnd/index.html

8/03/2017 09:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing will happen to Escamerit. He is in right with the Supt and Staples. They were all Sgt together at Area 4.

8/03/2017 11:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

B.S. never refused medical attention.

8/04/2017 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did special Ed strip Fido?

Just axin

8/04/2017 12:26:00 AM  
Blogger SCC said...

Adjust your bi-locals - it always said "than." But thanks for looking out.

8/04/2017 04:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still want to be on the tact team.

8/04/2017 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumor has it the K-9 was heard saying he couldn't wait to get his paws on him and his actions could bite him in the ass. The Bitten Lives Matter Band have scheduled a demonstration in front of 11th & State, but don't tell them that we moved years ago.

8/04/2017 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Your High School English Teacher said...
For the benefit of all posters, here is a refresher course in grammar.

1. They're = they fucking are
2. Their = shows fucking possession
3. There = specifies a fucking location
4. You're = you fucking are
5. Your = shows fucking possession
6. It's = it fucking is
7. Its = shows fucking possession
8. We're = we fucking are
9. Were = past fucking tense of 'are'
10. Where = specifies a fucking location
11. Loose = not fucking fixed in place
12. Lose = cease to fucking keep
13. Affect = a fucking action
14. Effect = a fucking result
15. Could've = could fucking have
16. Could of = you're (see 4) a fucking retard

Love this. Seemes like a lot of people use these words interchangeably.

8/04/2017 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
That's awful! Officer gets attacked in the face and his "fellow" officers still talk shit about him. We are seriously our own worse enemy. I hope he is okay

8/03/2017 12:10:00 PM

No, he didn't just get randomly and accidentally attacked. If that was the case I'm sure 99% of the people commenting on here would be sympathizing with him. The moronic idiot put on a dog attack suit with no face protection and let a dog attack and bite him because some jack ass merit hack exempt "jokingly suggested" he do it. Are these assholes 5th graders in a school yard or grown adult police officers? Sorry, but when you do something that stupid it's impossible for people to have sympathy for you. Ask yourself this, if Escamerit told the officer to jump off a bridge would you feel bad for him if he did it and went splat at the bottom? If you answered yes, you might be a liberal.

8/04/2017 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
K9 officer should never had let this happen. This type of demo should never occur unless the person wearing the bite suit is a trainor. The K9 Lt. Will have a field day with this investigation. I don't care if Escamilla is the Commander, the K9 handler is the boss of the dog and demo.
8/03/2017 09:29:00 AM

What K-9 LT? There is no supervision in canine unit. The LT and SGTS are in their own world, and do not supervise. BTW when was the last time any exempt member was punished for anything?

8/04/2017 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to all the Beat Tags ?

8/04/2017 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous DDR said...

Anonymous Your High School English Teacher said...
For the benefit of all posters, here is a refresher course in grammar

Too funny. I wish you were my high school teacher!

8/04/2017 02:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never use a Police K-9 that has been used a a Public Relations tool for the Public to be placed in the Attack Mode.
The K-9 Handler should realize this would not be Proper. The Order should have been 10-22. Denied Immediately

The Public, especially Children should not see the Biting Power (Jaw Power) of the Police K-9
If the Police Officer was bitten. The sight of Blood would be Tramatic to the Public and to the Children

The Police K-9 and Handler must be re-evaluated for future Public Relations Assignments
The Training Academy K-9 SUPERVISOR AND THE CHIEF OF PATROL should be disciplined for allowing this Tragedy to happen
This Police K-9 should not be used for any Public Relations demonstrations

8/04/2017 03:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/04/2017 08:40:00 AM
Brilliant!
To be postEd at all CPS schools and public places including Office of The Mayor. Floggings will continue til morale improves!

8/04/2017 05:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never use a Police K-9 that has been used a a Public Relations tool for the Public to be placed in the Attack Mode.
The K-9 Handler should realize this would not be Proper. The Order should have been 10-22. Denied Immediately

The Public, especially Children should not see the Biting Power (Jaw Power) of the Police K-9
If the Police Officer was bitten. The sight of Blood would be Tramatic to the Public and to the Children

The Police K-9 and Handler must be re-evaluated for future Public Relations Assignments
The Training Academy K-9 SUPERVISOR AND THE CHIEF OF PATROL should be disciplined for allowing this Tragedy to happen
This Police K-9 should not be used for any Public Relations demonstrations

Have you not been reading the posts? Why the chief of patrol or the academy. It was a state police dog, not Chicago k9

8/04/2017 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
K9 officer should never had let this happen. This type of demo should never occur unless the person wearing the bite suit is a trainor. The K9 Lt. Will have a field day with this investigation. I don't care if Escamilla is the Commander, the K9 handler is the boss of the dog and demo.
8/03/2017 09:29:00 AM

What K-9 LT? There is no supervision in canine unit. The LT and SGTS are in their own world, and do not supervise. BTW when was the last time any exempt member was punished for anything?

Thought this was an ISP dog

8/04/2017 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speedy and complete recovery officer

Some K-9 training suits include a helmet and face mask.
But I guess we can't afford that.

8/05/2017 09:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This is 100% true the officer works in the front office and took 12 stitches to the face
025 3rd watch ☠️

8/03/2017 12:13:00 AM

Seems he wanted to protect his inside job.

What a Goof!

8/08/2017 08:13:00 AM  

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