Friday, July 18, 2025

What in the Absolute F#$%??

We're going to guess that someone retired and either stuck this in the back of a closet or tossed it in one of those donation bins and it ended up on the street?

Talk about painting a target on your back.

In the meantime, That's a quick arrest for "False Personation" 720 ILCS 5/17-2. 

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

The new Deputy Chief of the Anti-ICE unit.

7/18/2025 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just some pinching copper trying to get a fucking discount. “Hey I’m the police, any discounts?”

7/18/2025 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spent 2 yrs in boys town before retiring.
They loved that sbit.

7/18/2025 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sadder is she’s probably the police walking around like that. Oh, and I’ve seen people donate their uniforms (with patches). Here’s a little hint, you want to get rid of your uniforms & patches, ask the Special Desk lady answering phones in the D unit- Civilian, at Area 1 if she wants them? She makes nice commemorative stuffed bears and others items for people retiring or not. Maybe you don’t like Area 1, but that woman can sew! She uses patches and shirts from old uniforms to make the items.

7/18/2025 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous AXEMAN009 said...

Hey Bud, gotta get that discount.

7/18/2025 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shame on any officer who retires or quits then donates or gives uniforms with police identifiers to charity or non police civilians (including family). You also should not let family wear your uniforms out in public.

7/18/2025 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF.....

7/18/2025 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She either wants her discount or working security. Bet she is in the first Yo Yo Talleys sorority.

7/18/2025 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nope, Be the Change campaign result.

7/18/2025 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10% discount on the line. She burning the spot! lol

7/18/2025 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What makes you think that’s not an officer? As silly as it is to wear that off duty, it wouldn’t be the first time an officer has done that.

7/18/2025 01:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably just a recent hire trying to get the discount at Gamestop. Keep lowering those standards.

7/18/2025 02:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In reality, this is probably a commander’s secretary that is trying to get a discount.

7/18/2025 02:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I retire soon, I'm burning all my old police clothes to help prevent idiots like this in public.
It is for this fools safety

7/18/2025 03:35:00 AM  
Blogger Me said...

Compared to the department problems of today.
Not a big deal. IMHO

7/18/2025 05:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Need more than that for impersonation charge

7/18/2025 05:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I used to work a security job and cut the shirts up that said security on them,instead of giving them away!!!

7/18/2025 05:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It could be one of the better dressed cops I've seen on the street too....

7/18/2025 06:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw a leather CPD jacket for sale up in Michigan a few years back. It was tempting, I have to say. It went quick and it was cheap.

7/18/2025 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's the recently approved CAPS uniform.

7/18/2025 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nope, probably active, way too many new generation Cpd who love to advertise 🤡

7/18/2025 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man Comrade SCC, some of us in retirement are frugal. I kept my Patton leather dress shoes that I wore only for formal inspection s and dept funerals now for weddings, my funeral and church events. Wear my uniform daily in retirement for my free food and coffee at the Burger King, though the ass in my pants is getting shiny. Like to wear the old uniform when i boost food at the self check outs. U know scan a Kool laid packet over the meat and eggs. The old crown hat is good for deodorant and soap bars. At the food give ways in uniform I cut in front and take two of everything telling the folks it’s for the handicapped or lock up.

For a nice meal I crash the funerals after meal, repose, at those nice places in the burbs. People look at me in shock when I tell them Mayor Johnson and Snelling are sorry for their loss. After my last rehab stint they told me not to wear the uniform under the influence, for fun some of us retirees in Uniform, it’s nice to go to city events and scream at people, words Like u people, hey hang on ICE is coming, riding the Red line telling the conductor to turn the train and electric off Mayor Johnson slipped on the tracks..some times it’s cool to watch protesters marching, and then watching them scream in horror as the tossed m 80 goes off. for walking around money before the pension check is deposited, like to hit the valets up, and the parking garages for spending money.

7/18/2025 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its the illegal alien sister of a new hire that only has a green card.
bad hire!

7/18/2025 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Judging by the petite size that's a house mouse on her lunch break gaming the system.

7/18/2025 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is nothing new, there are a couple blondies who go to my local Walgreens buying stuff in their blues. I see them at least twice a month exposing their gun walking all tough, I have to say they have less than 5 years on. But I can assure you those are the one that start crap at work and run. I'm glad I'm gone, way too many idiots on the job now. No bosses either but STUPIDVISORS

7/18/2025 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hung all my stuff up in the stairway going to the looker rooms and it was all gone in a day.

7/18/2025 07:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are those tack-tickle flip flops?

7/18/2025 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“The Alley” shop at Belmont & Clark used to sell old CPD leather jackets for years, but they always cut the lower “POLICE” half of the shoulder patch off so that it just read “CHICAGO”.

7/18/2025 07:55:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

It is kind of warm for that jacket.

7/18/2025 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Travis Bickle said...

Lots of shop rags when I retire.

7/18/2025 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Buddy from Nashville Metro PD sent me a picture of some guy walking around the strip in a CPD leather jacket couple months ago.

7/18/2025 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Armed with La Chancla!

7/18/2025 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's should be written up for not wearing the department approved crocs...

7/18/2025 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a barely used CPD leather hanging in my garage. I probably couldn’t give that thing away nowadays

7/18/2025 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've seen teens with the CPD patch sewed on their asses. A kinda dis the police thing.

7/18/2025 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sold mine online for $500 to a collector in California.

7/18/2025 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's just the Chief of the Detective Division.

7/18/2025 09:20:00 AM  
Blogger Food for thought said...

This has got to be a very cheap officer ensuring she gets her 10% discount, risk VS reward would dictate pay the 10% and save yourself a headache.

7/18/2025 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Before I got on, I worked in a girls high school.
Every Halloween 25% of kids wore uniforms.

7/18/2025 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every fire fighter on CFD wears their clothing off duty everyday with some insignia representing CFD and so do their do nothing wives. Can’t forget the firefighter license plates on the car with 3 CFD stickers illegally parked at school pick up.

7/18/2025 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I sold my uniforms on eBay when I retired. What didnt sell was burned in a bonfire out on my rural property. It was cathartic, and I made enough to purchase a new high end mountain bike. Good luck on your moral high ground.
Winning..!

7/18/2025 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Based on what they're hiring nowadays, that is 100% a real PO. BIA should look into this. She's an embarrassment to the uniform and the job. Conduct unbecoming for sure.

7/18/2025 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You do know that anyone can buy police patches on the internet…it is not against the law

7/18/2025 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anything you burned I Can order on the internet and have delivered legally to my house

7/18/2025 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is the police...I recognize those tack tickle shoes

7/18/2025 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Violations of CPD Rules & Regulations if CPD. Suspension is appropriate if so.

7/18/2025 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Peach or orange hankies represent whaaaatt?

7/18/2025 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

👍

7/18/2025 11:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what makes you think that's not somebodies pin cushion running errands while "on duty"

7/18/2025 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw Cops in 019 CAPS that got away with everything because of how they identified

7/18/2025 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think this is enough for an arrest for impersonation and I don't think the ASA would ever approve of such a charge, unless there is more to it than merely wearing a jacket.

7/18/2025 01:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably was working a side gig. Ha.

7/18/2025 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I burned my uniforms when I retired!

7/18/2025 02:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

could be a police officer's wife or girlfriend who got cold and tossed on her loved one's jacket to go inside and grab the kids' game. Something as simple as that.

7/18/2025 02:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I went through academy with her, she used to be an actress named Dora the Explorer. Now shes in prostitution and is Dora locks up the Whora. She drives an Explora and secretly lives in Aurora.

7/18/2025 02:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone was complaining about the Crocs, so she switched to flip-flops… and they’re still complaining!

7/18/2025 02:59:00 PM  
Blogger Me said...

That's because everyone likes cfd.

7/18/2025 03:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's called false personation, and no.

"A person commits a false personation if he or she knowingly and falsely represents himself or herself to be any of the following... (3) A peace officer."

And here's some guidance on what that entails:

"The trier of fact may infer that a person falsely represents himself or herself to be a public officer or a public employee or an official or employee of the federal government if the person:
        (1) wears or displays without authority any uniform, badge, insignia, or facsimile thereof by which a public officer or public employee or official or employee of the federal government is lawfully distinguished."

There is no other requirement to qualify for that charge.
You could just read the law instead of spouting nonsense, but that would be too much work, right?

7/18/2025 03:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s what handcuffs in the belt are for

7/18/2025 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merely wearing a Chicago Police jacket isn't going to meet the requirements for arrest and prosecution under the statute. There has to be intent, the offender has to be acting in such a way as to intentionally confuse the public into believing he or she is acting as a police officer when in-fact he or she is not the police. If you don't have those elements, you've made a bad arrest and you're gonna be on the hook for it.

7/18/2025 05:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kind of reminds me of what I did when I left the job almost 25 years ago.
My chief (who SHOULD have been arrested for impersonating a police officer!) was ALL about appearances...even wrote me and another officer up for eating breakfast "in uniform" in public 2 hours after our midnight shift ended. (We had worked 1.5 hrs OT and we're wearing our uniform pants -novshirt, jacket, etc).
In any event, I had enough, left, and made a phone call to someone I knew.
About 6 months later, I got a call from a former coworker...that chief received a CD...on it was a professionally produced adult film...and in one scene, an "actor" was playing the "(VERY) Bad Cop!
What causes him to have a stroke was that the "actor" was wearing a uniform shirt with his department's patches on the sleeves!
Mission accomplished.
EPIC!!!!

7/18/2025 05:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like someone with A Plan.
Namaste...

7/18/2025 05:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Archie Bunker was Right All Along SAYS:
Probably yet another DEI Hire.

7/18/2025 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She may be a current P O.

7/18/2025 05:55:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

She wore rhe jacket to get a police discount on the new Playstation.

7/18/2025 06:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn’t mine. I burned it all in the fire pit except for two ballistic vests and the helmet. Might need those.

7/18/2025 06:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The leathers fetched big money back in the day. Sold dad’s to a hot Power Bottom back in the ‘80s.

7/18/2025 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You win the internets, today. ;)

7/18/2025 07:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ain’t that the truth. But, CFD isn’t hated so it’s a little different. My neighbor wears his CFD work shirts even when he’s taking out the trash. It’s quite comical, the rest of us bust his chops about it all the time. We say it’s a ritual, once someone makes it to CFD they then must burn all non-CFD clothing and only wear CFD apparel.
No one should be wearing CPD crap off duty without a radio. There’s no good reason for it and this clown doesn’t even look like she can put up any resistance if confronted.

7/18/2025 07:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like Jefferson

7/18/2025 08:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bonafide idiot. I’d sell everything I could unless the department was willing to refund my initial cost PLUS 8% compounding interest, over my time on the job.

7/18/2025 09:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one should be wearing police shit without a gun! Fuck the radio.

7/18/2025 09:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably be workin the front office in a few weeks

7/18/2025 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are 100% correct.
Wearing a bears jersey #34 does not make you Walter Payton.

7/19/2025 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Idiot.

7/19/2025 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Totally agree! Idiot bosses are the new normal.

7/19/2025 01:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're 100% wrong

7/19/2025 02:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FYI GameStop gives a discount and all you have to do is show them your police ID. No need for half the uniform. Be the change

7/19/2025 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BINGO !

7/19/2025 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I retired, I donated my uniforms to the FOP. They have a sale with used uniforms every year.

7/19/2025 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF? No one should be ever WITHOUT a gun, anyways. Always carry!!!!!!
That goes without saying.

7/19/2025 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone knows that you are supposed to wear Crocs with the all weather jacket...She may be a new hire, or illegal that "found" that jacket while sleeping in one of our highly secure lobby's...If a new hire she should be written up for not wearing her crown hat and apparently not wearing any body armor.

7/19/2025 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When my son died I dropped off all his uniforms including raincoat, refer and all the leather goods at the academy for them to give to any needy recruits

7/19/2025 02:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why the hell is a video game store offering police a discount to begin with? So weird. Lunch or coffee spots, I can see, yeah, but… video games?

7/19/2025 09:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they appreciate the police and would like to offer them a discount... exactly like every other business that offers a discount to police.

7/20/2025 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wrong. Look st the 3:59 post Mr. Attorney. Just wearing it when you are not authorized to do so is a violation of the law. Do you homework before you post.

7/20/2025 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Naw, if it was she would have said it was for the commander and got it free

7/20/2025 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reminds us of the cartoon involving two deer. One deer says to the other, "Whoa! Man what a birth mark!" As the other deer stands across from him, broadsided, wearing a bullseye emblazoned into his fur.

7/21/2025 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:04….I was down to one pair of pants and three nasty shirts. I bought nothing for the last 12 years or so. 8% interest on a coffee stained shirt? Give me a break. You wouldn’t even buy that. Moron.

7/21/2025 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dont think its a case of impersonation. Thats the new CPD. She's just missing the Batman crocs :)

7/21/2025 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are those tack-tickle sandals?

7/22/2025 02:43:00 PM  

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