Wednesday, October 22, 2025

Awesome Beat Tag

When the Department stops supplying equipment, don't be surprised when things get adapted for amusing purposes:


Reminds us of other humorous times:


Fun days.

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38 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Γύρνα πίσω με την ασπίδα σου, ή πάνω σε αυτήν,

-Sparta Activated

10/22/2025 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I live in 008. I can’t remember the last time I saw a beat car with a beat tag.

10/22/2025 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trending.

10/22/2025 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still like the stickers put on the back of the wagons "Driver caries no cash."

10/22/2025 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC please address this issue with Chief Hein. He’s been hiding under a rock for several weeks and Compstat has been canceled three weeks in a row so he can keep a low profile. Rumor is there’s an IG investigation, but likely it will go nowhere. You were on hiatus when Larry stuck up for him. Shameful. Deceitful. Hein has lost any and all respect, if he ever had any to begin with. Please keep this front and center. PS the witch Tally is gone.

10/22/2025 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That obamanation monument being assembled sure does resemble the monolith in the movie, The Time Machine, 1960, where the morlocks would open those massive iron doors so their food stocks could do the zombie shuffle to the sound of that air raid siren.

10/22/2025 01:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The department is ran by morons, that’s why everything is going backwards!

10/22/2025 01:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They were good for getting ice off the windshield during the winter.

10/22/2025 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’d hope in light of the certain credible threats silly little things like beat tags or uniform standards might be tightened up.

10/22/2025 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn..did I miss her cake and coffee????

10/22/2025 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Goes to prove what Hein has always been about, a scared little do nothing Bitch!

10/22/2025 07:04:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

Funny stuff.

10/22/2025 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was cleaning out my garage and found every beat tag from every beat I was assigned to.

10/22/2025 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And completely controlled by a conehead

10/22/2025 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone needs to make a Beat tag for the superintendent that says: MERIT MAN

10/22/2025 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same in 022.

10/22/2025 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Captain Inspectors doesn’t know its an infraction. Many never passed a promotional exam.

10/22/2025 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to the beat tag nazi's? don't even see them anymore...

10/22/2025 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well said,
Well said, agree 100 percent.

10/22/2025 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Live in 022. The beat tag became a thing of the past few years ago. Never drove a squad without a beat tag

10/22/2025 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When is their bait shop going to open?

10/22/2025 10:39:00 AM  
Blogger Nuno said...

LEGEND..... That's pretty good!😆

10/22/2025 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gotta run, so freekin funny hey Heinie is a weinie and COWARD

10/22/2025 01:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jon i have family members and friends in law enforcement in the great state of arizona everybody in arizona knows you are a coward

10/22/2025 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tally is broadview n maywood driving around protecting her nieces boyfriend's drug operations

10/22/2025 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The involved dispatcher does not understand English and has an IQ just barely high enough to keep her heart running (legally retarded). What Chief Hein said is “we are sending everybody, everyone is responding.” The message that the dispatcher gave out is “we are not sending anyone, no one is responding.” They are going to fire that dispatcher for her Triple P Loan fraud. At least the right dispatcher is going down for this. After that dispatcher is fired, they are going to blame this scandal on that dispatcher. Karma is a b@#ch!

10/22/2025 02:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was a big push to get beat tags back on the cars in the early 2010’s-I was tasked with getting them for our district of assignment and during a brief discussion with the guy at 51/Wentworth who put the little sticker numbers on, it was divulged that the one company that held the design patent for the plastic beat tag blank was charging the city nearly $100 for each tag they supplied. I called bs on it but he showed a purchase order…

10/22/2025 05:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Back then was an easy mover for an inspector.

10/22/2025 05:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

uniform standards are racist !!!!

10/22/2025 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beat tags are useless. There’s no need for them. There’s identifiers on the car (outside number) so there’s no need for the beat tag expect for making it easier for the sgt to log u.

10/22/2025 07:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

beat tags are for boomers

10/22/2025 08:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember in the late 1990s making a station run to a junkyard on the southside to pick up the bologna for the lock-up. I walk in the office and the guy at the counter, covered in grease and motor oil from head to toe, walks over to a chest freezer, lifts the lid and takes out several large frozen "chubs" or logs of unsliced bologna. He put them into a filthy cardboard box that previously held auto parts of some sort and handed the box to me. He never said a word! I was thinking this is like a scene from the movie Deliverance. I figured, "Fast Eddie" from the 11th Ward, must have the contract. True story!

10/22/2025 10:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Dems activate the Morlok siren every election.

10/23/2025 05:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're just jealous.

10/23/2025 05:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The difference is that those Eloi did not, not one of them, in any way, resemble these democrat zombies.

Though the democrat party morlocks do most incestuosly.

10/23/2025 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't get the joke.
I don't see anything out of order on the SUV.
Can someone help me out?

10/23/2025 12:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was probably in the 10th Ward.

10/23/2025 07:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enough to cover the wall opposite to the garage door, as a guide to not bump it when parking?

10/24/2025 01:42:00 AM  

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