Leo Leaving

Former CPD, former ISP, former Cook County, and former WWE pro wrestler Leo Schmitz is retiring....again....and headed to Washington DC for another job. 

Long time readers will remember we had a running gag for years regarding Leo's stunning resemblance to Ric Flair, his uncanny ability to slide his way into so many inner circles, and his unparalleled success in avoiding any and all backlash when his underlings were caught misbehaving. 

It had to be the hair and the body oil.

In any event, isn't it time to let go Leo? Go spend some of that pension money.