Monday, October 19, 2026

Changes Continue

Someone made a call to Fred to land some spots for the old Eddie "look at my Johnson" Johnson crew:

  • Captain T. Edwards (002) to Commander 007
  • Lt. G. Hamilton BCT/Narcotics (EJ’s main squeeze) to Commander Academy/TSG.  

There are also six captains-in-training.

Anyone else amused that a squeeze Lt who pretty much hasn't served a day in Patrol, keeps getting moved around, this time to a do-nothing command spot?

And speaking of lieutenants, here's the assignments of the most recent promotees:


Don't expect a few of these to spend any actual time in Patrol. 

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127 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crunchy!!! Keep your cool head and chill vibe. It was good running into you at the Academy.

-SP

10/19/2026 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh man perfect spot for double merit do nothing price… She’ll fit right in smh

10/19/2026 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Must be nice to get two merit bumps each within 4 years, ain’t that right Davis and Price!

10/19/2026 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

011 is gonna love Gubricky…

10/19/2026 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Five from.002?

10/19/2026 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous HUGE Small said...

Never heard of anybody on this list.

10/19/2026 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10 years inside as a timekeeper to merit sergeant, do nothing merit sergeant hiding from her own shadow, makes merit lieutenant. Makes sense? For CPD yeah it does.

10/19/2026 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More goofs and morons moving further on the job.

10/19/2026 02:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is the saddest promotional class I have ever seen.

10/19/2026 02:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who are the Captains?

10/19/2026 03:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was TE ever vetted. She shares the same residence with one of the biggest players on the west side. This placed is fucked up.

10/19/2026 04:43:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Slimeball Gross, with 11 years on, back in 019.

10/19/2026 06:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

House Mouse Tony Reubens made Lt five minutes ago.

10/19/2026 06:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With regard to which “groups” are assigned to which districts nothing has changed in seventy years. If you’re Polish, German, Czech you go to 011 and are usually required to get promoted again to get out.

10/19/2026 06:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In other news, OD Hammond, IN PO blew a stop light and killed civilian on his way in for shift Friday. Little bird tells me PO blew 3 time legal limit, and a little coke found in his vehicle.

10/19/2026 06:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, it's all legit kid,,,

10/19/2026 07:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there goes his officer of the month nomination

10/19/2026 07:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shhh, its ok, cause she's special just like the rest of her bruthas and sistas

10/19/2026 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You’re a Lieutenant so stop complaining. Assignments have always been about nepotism and favoritism or sucking ass or sucking pipe. Not only Noble abuse the promotional/assignment CPD merit system, just take a look at Heineken and his EPI lapdogs. All of them made Captain and are assigned to northside districts. Always been this way so just make this job work for you. Always with a smile. They know.

10/19/2026 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Johnson's Johnson was the main event at the 5th floor petting zoo. He thought he was Rick James.

10/19/2026 07:33:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

This guy has established a reputation.

10/19/2026 07:44:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Most were well hidden.

10/19/2026 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How long before Donahue swoops in to rescue her Prince Cordin by transferring him to a unit, all because he’s got kids playing travel baseball?

10/19/2026 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And no one asks how a union VP manages to get a merit bump?

10/19/2026 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will JH show the new recruits how to take regular naps
, while on duty in the parking lot? She was always great at that. Almost unnoticed in her covert.

10/19/2026 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Odd? Has anybody ever met any of these do nothing political hacks in court or on a street scene? Not likely!

10/19/2026 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the 10th district Lieutenants are bailing out because of their jagoff commander yelled at them at their staff meeting because he wants them to spar the troops for everything possible

10/19/2026 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No captains announced, Janelle was up at the podium doing compstat Wednesday so maybe a foreshadowing of her promotion.

10/19/2026 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should be super and have her knee pads enshrined.

10/19/2026 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are no Captains in training and none of those command moves have happened. The Lieutenant assignments are the only legit thing about this post.

10/19/2026 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mad bro??

10/19/2026 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously our scumbag commander brought him back..how soon before hes captain???

10/19/2026 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm telling you that Hamilton is not bad. She has always been fair and honest with officers. She was in gangs with Jason Brown, HIDTA task force Sgt, Lt in 189. She looked out for P.O.'s I had a lot of bosses that have no idea who works for them because they are on their was to another spot and don't care who you are. If you didn't have a appointment to see Kimball from 189, you weren't talking to him. She might be merit but she definitely has experence. Especially with J. Brown and HIDTA. Those teams worked.

10/19/2026 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we bash the goofs with PPP loans and cry throw the book at them BUT OBVIOUS CORRUPT merit piks is a ok no big deal. KEEP THINKING IT AINT A CONSPIRACY UNDER YOUR NOSE .

10/19/2026 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does that have to do with anything here?

10/19/2026 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank goodness it didn't hit the media
way into shift , drunk with drugs WTF is cpd hiring?

10/19/2026 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Embarrassing at star ceremony everyone clapping and taking pictures flashing his frat sign. He bombed both sergeant and lieutenant test. He’s a complete moron.

10/19/2026 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Captain rank should be filled by passing a promotional exam. Captains should be assigned to 12 hour shifts ,two(2) Captains in every District. They should rotate every month, so they don't get too comfortable.

10/19/2026 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shuffle the deck, and que the Theme music from the Benny Hill show...

10/19/2026 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG if this Barnes broad is related to ken Barnes. Watch your 6.

10/19/2026 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why will 011 love Gubricky, please explain? Also, please give more info on who TE lives with.

10/19/2026 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

010 is like Home Depot and Costco. Christmas decorations came in in October. Three brand new deer in the headlights. Like the memes. See no evil. Hear no evil. Speak no evil. Coming from do nothing units, they are in for a rude awakening. Welcome back to reality.

10/19/2026 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Edwards will be great

10/19/2026 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You never worked with her. Stop hating and grow up

10/19/2026 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good luck 011. RG loves to play fake with everyone and will pull logs every time.

10/19/2026 11:34:00 AM  
Blogger 008 2nd Watch DOG said...

CL, the same dude that ran his mouth, got beat up at Bourbon Street and lost his weapon?????

10/19/2026 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he takes care of his guys with early ducks. but yeah theyre just gonna have to do each isr...

10/19/2026 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Davis so small and looks like he is afraid of his own shadow...not worth two short fuks on the street with the real police

10/19/2026 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“The Region” is like that all the way east to Michigan City

10/19/2026 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just think if there was no merit the department would not meet DEI standards, because so many people would not be bosses if it meant passing a test. Stupid is, is what stupid does run the department

10/19/2026 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow,,, and 1 person to 019,,, no doubt just by luck,,, right?

10/19/2026 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is for training only. Then they pick names from this list. Sometimes they don’t pick any. That’s all this is.

10/19/2026 01:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You must be talking about Price.

10/19/2026 02:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's he going to do without his 2 minions now

10/19/2026 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

was 002 so depleted they needed half the class? Why are so many LTs leaving 002?

10/19/2026 02:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How bout it. How is that possible and when does someone file some sort of complaint / lawsuit to make the city define merit. It’s absolutely ruined and continues to ruin the department. Number 1 thing 99% of us would say the first step to fixing the dept would be stopping merit promotions immediately.

10/19/2026 03:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A)yes
B)the commander

10/19/2026 03:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commander

10/19/2026 03:25:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Gubricky is a snake.

10/19/2026 03:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hamilton ? Janelle you ever find your missing gun !?!? Wink wink.


10/19/2026 03:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same with 002.
Herb Da Turd is just as bad

10/19/2026 03:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There’s a ton of people who have “experience” on this job.
That doesn’t mean that they should have been there in the first place.
Hamilton is one of them.

Just keep moving the connected from one good spot to another, then promote them, back to a good spot, then another, promote again…
Lather
Rinse
Repeat.

Find out how many buys or search warrants she’s DONE.
Not “been on”, but actually done.
That will show you something.

10/19/2026 03:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You ain’t paying attention, are you?

10/19/2026 03:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What’s the deal with those two?

10/19/2026 03:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RJ was a Sgt in 019. He thought he was going right back there. He was almost in tears when he found out he was going to 011.

10/19/2026 03:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shaky worthless double merit commander who never made an arrest that wasn't signed complaints. Worthless PO, Sgt and Lt but he thinks hes earned all of it

10/19/2026 04:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Super nice guy and will take care of you if he can. Problem is he’s an attorney with the orders memorized. Prepare to do everything to the t

10/19/2026 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He drove the Wagon for years

10/19/2026 04:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's he going to do without his 2 minions now

I hope he takes them both with him. JT is probably getting his knee pads out for the new Commander so he could try and get merit Sergeant, again.

10/19/2026 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing wrong with Reubens… and fyi— those are the assignments for the current class—— so that entire list made Lieutenant “5 - minutes ago”

10/19/2026 05:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, who is collecting the envelopes? I didnt even know who to give mine to this round...

10/19/2026 05:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, 5 are going to 002. These are assignments. Try to keep up.

10/19/2026 05:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same one, maybe he can have his promotion party there?

10/19/2026 06:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How often do u meet Sgts at court ? And considering they’re from all over the city how many did you expect to meet and remember ?

10/19/2026 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will RG continue to tell his war stories of how much he was a worker ?

10/19/2026 06:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Five *to* 002.

10/19/2026 07:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only LT IS ANDY D

10/19/2026 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nope those are all given positions not earned that require little to no knowledge to supervise. Fair and honest when she admits how she received the positions

10/19/2026 07:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That starts at the top

10/19/2026 07:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You’re going to love CJ in 002. He pulls logs on coppers for minor parking lot damage to vehicles!

10/19/2026 08:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’ll give you a hint. First name is HERB. Merit who worked as a merit Lt as a WOL for a few months. Can’t chew gum and tie his shoes at the same time

10/19/2026 08:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RG is the real police and will reward all workers. Something he will probably say but is NOT true

10/19/2026 08:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously. Do you think that 002 has a full compliment of Lieutenants, however, the Department wants to make all of their lives easier and send five more?

10/19/2026 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One guess. DEI Williams.

10/19/2026 09:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Five? Surprised they didn’t need ten.

10/19/2026 09:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys in 011 take of RJ. He is a great guy and an officer's officer.

10/19/2026 09:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She was given the best spots. Never earned any of them, Hidta task force… Hahahha, she went right back as a LT. She doesn’t know how to be a Sgt, let alone a LT and she will be a commander of recruits. For what, so she can tell the new girls how to get your teeth fixed in the academy and flirt with a certain gym instructor at the time and then be the Supts side piece.

10/19/2026 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

House mouse his whole career. Stop tea bagging his balls.

10/19/2026 10:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Don't expect a few of these to spend any actual time in Patrol."

Patrol: the backside, uh, I mean, backbone of the police department.

10/20/2026 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the most part, goofs are all there is left. The decent bosses that can retire, have. The rest are keeping a low profile until they can go. Would you want to work for either of the last 2 mayors?

10/20/2026 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I’ll tell you when she “passed” thru gangs and worked for me, she did absolutely NOTHING! I had to remind her more than once that she was a patrolman and was expected to work for her paycheck! That was a concept that she didn’t grasp. She complained about everyone and tried to tell me who she was going to work with. I had to remind her that I was the supervisor and I made the assignments, not her. She was not happy, complained, and soon after, mysteriously left without saying goodbye! A total POS! Then, of course she has “attained” this promotion….

10/20/2026 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take it easy there killer,
Yolanda Talley spent a decent amount of time in Narcotics too, so that bar ain’t set too high.

10/20/2026 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy didn’t know how to process a warrant arrest with his dimwit partner in 008 as a PO with over 5 years on.

10/20/2026 02:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She was never in gangs.

10/20/2026 02:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank goodness it didn't hit the media
way into shift , drunk with drugs WTF is cpd hiring?
10/19/2026 09:41:34 AM

What did you read? It say OD Hammond IN PO.

10/20/2026 02:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hamilton in her own words!

10/20/2026 05:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are 16, not 6 Capts in training.

10/20/2026 05:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This moron believes only White people pass the promotional exams.

10/20/2026 05:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hamilton might be nice to your face but behind the scenes watch out. She did work as a PO in Narcotics. She was not a princess or do nothing. She was a merit Sgt. Everyone knows the rumors about how she got it (Johnson's/Johnson). She went to 007 after making Sgt. She was there for a very short period of time. She went right back to Narcotics and straight to a task force. Kimball was heard more than once stating when asked why Hamilton went straight to a task force? When the Superintendent tells you what to do you do it. In other words EJ put her back in Narcotics and straight to a task force. I don't think Kimball has any reason to lie. He was a merit Sgt and Lt. She made Lt. by test score. She scored somewhere between 85 to 100. She studied all the time and was known to be a ghost at the HIDTA building during that time. She is known for always trying to squeeze out extra OT after not doing anything all day and getting herself on every mission and reim to get more awards and OT. That is par for the course on task forces. She will stop at nothing to move up in the department. She called her girl YT to get back to Homan as a LT. She stabbed her old partner (JD Tact Lt in 011 at the time) to get the spot. Everyone in 189 was preparing for JD to be the new LT, suddenly it was Hamilton. Behind the scenes all the supervisors of the same race code as Hamilton tell you she's always politicking to make the right connections to move up. She will stop at nothing to get to the top. I would suspect that is the case for the overwhelming majority of the Command staff. Hamilton isn't bad per se. I wouldn't cross her if I was a PO or Sgt. I doubt she would try and get you fired or suspended. She will move up in the department.

10/20/2026 07:26:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Didnt know how to process a DUI arrest as an FTO.

10/20/2026 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The guy worked the desk his entire career. Dork.

10/20/2026 08:45:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

RJ was a good DSS at 19W. He will be missed.

10/20/2026 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PBPA is useless

10/20/2026 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a Meeler in the making

10/20/2026 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is he?

10/20/2026 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It be about 90% white.

10/20/2026 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just what we need more political pension stealing hacks! "Does your appearance command respect?" Easy answer Nope!

10/20/2026 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Carl Johnson - off the list Sgt & Lt.

10/20/2026 02:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit, I don’t and I’m a Lieutenant.

10/20/2026 03:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, I found it. I forgot to tell you that my son took it and the Supt. covered it up.

10/20/2026 05:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every promotion its the same thing. All the sychophants chime in and say what a great boss so and so is...With all these great bosses over all these years we must have one hell of a bunch of leaders on this job, right?

10/20/2026 05:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Santos is the greatest cop ever.
Just ask him.
Ain't that right Mikester......stroke.

10/20/2026 06:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exactly. How soon people
Forget that she had her weapon "borrowed", used in a 0110, then miraculously returned to her. Not a peep and Eddie "the Johnson" Johnson made sure his friends got that gun secured as not to have it tested......oh Janelle
Should be at a minimum unemployed at the moment but she got a fat old Johnson to help
Cover up the story......

10/20/2026 06:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

not to mention getting the answers from G williams on her sgt test

10/20/2026 09:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lockup keeper herb

10/20/2026 09:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How’s LT Garrison ?

10/20/2026 10:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unfortunately above posters are spot on.

10/20/2026 11:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RJ didn’t do anything but draw pictures. Enjoy 011, maybe you can do something for once.

10/21/2026 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD needs a Captain on every watch. Put the Captain on 12 hour shifts 0500-1700 and 1700 to 0500hrs. Assign enough Captains to each area, Deputy Chief of area assigns Captains every month to a new District. Captains will rotate shifts every 3 periods. If short because of furlough the Deputy Chief will assign a Captain to cover more than one District. If a Lieutenant is required to fill in for a Captain for more than 2 hours , Lt. receives out of grade pay for his tour of duty. Captains have no responsibility now. Assign to every watch or eliminate the Rank. Captains should have to take a promotional exam,No Merits.

10/21/2026 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The dept got what they wanted... bosses are not the police anymore. Theyre just one step away from being copa. The answer to everything in the orders is to drop paper and generate a CR. Just like NYPD, they made ahuge divide between blue and white shirts. Dont trust those snake bosses. Very few white shirts still care about you.

10/21/2026 01:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She’s a good person, just spent most of her career inside at 35th.

10/21/2026 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"JT is probably getting his knee pads out for the new Commander so he could try and get merit Sergeant, again."

He couldn't even fill out his packet properly. Upstairs kept kicking it back to him.
10/19

10/21/2026 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good ideas . You forgot eliminating the useless rank of Inspector. If you want an Inspector, hire a Civilian to write up minor infractions at roll call , slow response to calls can be done by a civilian monitoring the GPS.
$150,000 a year Captain to write up minor violations is a waste of money.

10/21/2026 10:13:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

He can't be worse than 2x merit desk dollie Admira Ferizovich?

10/22/2026 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Before or after he was my Sgt on the hijacking task farce. Just saying.

10/22/2026 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She’s a snake of epic proportions!

10/22/2026 07:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snake how so. Haven’t heard too much about but seems nice.

10/26/2026 11:30:00 AM  

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