Proof of What Now?

The Sparklefart Grift is set to continue:

• You'll soon be able to purchase tickets to visit the museum at the Obama Presidential Center. Tickets for Founding Members go on sale starting April 21. Ticket sales open to the general public on May 6. You'll be able to book a date to visit, starting June 19 through November 30.

  Admission is $30 for adults, and $23 for children ages three through eleven.

So they've stopped calling it a "library."

But this part amused us:

• The museum is also free on Tuesdays with proof of Illinois residency.

How is one supposed to prove Illinois residency? The party of Sparklefart has been telling us for years that black and brown people are either: 

• systemically denied being able to get ID, 
• economically unable to afford ID
• or too dumb to get an ID

Remember, you need ID to shovel snow in New York, buy liquor, fly on a plane, recycle metal, pawn anything, and now go visit the Sparklefart Center.

It's so confusing.