It wasn't Seiser
Anyone amused by the report of the TASER device igniting a suspect's clothing by Seiser in the comments section can read the real story here. It's still as humorous as before, even without Seiser running it.
posted by SCC at 11:49 PM
7 Comments:
That was no accident that his clothes caught on fire. That was a set up. He was probably cooking up some crystal meth, heard me comming, splashed the chemicals on himself, and flushed the rest of the stuff down the toilet.
I'll bet the Feds told him to do just that, then jumped out the window when I kicked in the door. I know I heard a heloicopter.
isn't Seiser The Man from U.N.C.L.E. ?
or is he the character that MacGiver was based on ?
or was that Lancealot Link? (for you old timers)
Maybe insted of TASERs we should be issued mini-flame throwers.
Hey, how many TRU cops does it takle to change a lightbulb?
Only one really, but they need at least six on the paper.
End the trespass being committed by cops! Lock your gates,buy big-ass dogs. Leave the dog poo on the ground for them to step in. Use auto-timers for your water hose to squirt them.
seiser / cheney 2008
Hey-12:02:40--Go right ahead, nitwit; we'll cut your lock, shoot your dog, adn drag your sorry ass through the dog shit and water hoses. After all these years in GUlag Daley, I mean, the Chicago Police Department, do you REALLY believe that hard working coppers are really gonna be stopped by your pathetic efforts? Get real.
Lancelot Link was the D/C in 002 when I worked there. I think when he retired, he took over Security at the Defender.
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