Thursday, February 23, 2006

It wasn't Seiser

Anyone amused by the report of the TASER device igniting a suspect's clothing by Seiser in the comments section can read the real story here. It's still as humorous as before, even without Seiser running it.


Anonymous M. Seiser said...

That was no accident that his clothes caught on fire. That was a set up. He was probably cooking up some crystal meth, heard me comming, splashed the chemicals on himself, and flushed the rest of the stuff down the toilet.
I'll bet the Feds told him to do just that, then jumped out the window when I kicked in the door. I know I heard a heloicopter.

2/24/2006 01:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

isn't Seiser The Man from U.N.C.L.E. ?

or is he the character that MacGiver was based on ?

or was that Lancealot Link? (for you old timers)

2/24/2006 06:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe insted of TASERs we should be issued mini-flame throwers.

Hey, how many TRU cops does it takle to change a lightbulb?

Only one really, but they need at least six on the paper.

2/24/2006 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

End the trespass being committed by cops! Lock your gates,buy big-ass dogs. Leave the dog poo on the ground for them to step in. Use auto-timers for your water hose to squirt them.

2/24/2006 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

seiser / cheney 2008

2/24/2006 03:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey-12:02:40--Go right ahead, nitwit; we'll cut your lock, shoot your dog, adn drag your sorry ass through the dog shit and water hoses. After all these years in GUlag Daley, I mean, the Chicago Police Department, do you REALLY believe that hard working coppers are really gonna be stopped by your pathetic efforts? Get real.

2/24/2006 10:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lancelot Link was the D/C in 002 when I worked there. I think when he retired, he took over Security at the Defender.

2/25/2006 03:24:00 PM  

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