Wednesday, March 22, 2006

WAY too Serious Stories

too serious about lawn care:
  • BATAVIA, Ohio -- A man who neighbors say was devoted to his meticulously kept lawn was charged with murder in the shooting of a 15-year-old boy who apparently walked across his yard.
too serious about mail delivery:
  • CHICAGO -- A West Side man allegedly got upset with his mailman over the weekend for failing to personally hand him his mail.
too serious about alcohol sales:
  • INDIANAPOLIS -- Indiana residents by a narrow margin prefer keeping state laws that ban most Sunday alcohol sales, according to a newspaper poll.
Folks? It's Indiana. On a Sunday. We'd NEED alcohol just to get through until Monday.

34 Comments:

Anonymous gary diversity said...

God bless the Hoosiers. At least they've got a RED state.

3/22/2006 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous grant said...

The only "red" I need is red bull!!!

3/22/2006 02:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best part about that reported West side attack on the mail carrier?

The first offender attacked the mail carrier, and the mailman started beating his ass. The first offender's brother then cam to help.

Something is telling me that most of us would probabably like to know this mailman.

3/22/2006 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God Damn Mules strike again!!!! Only a fuckin west side mule would do something like that, and then have the balls to try and defend what he did. I think that whole area should just be nepalmed!!!!

3/22/2006 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats why we got to get that Assault Weapon Ban in place in Illinois. To stop crime we just take away the toys. No more guns for the big boys.

3/22/2006 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Gen. Schawarzkopf said...

Napalm would be too nice. I would like to use cluster bombs or MOAB bombs (Massive Ordinance Air Blast).

3/22/2006 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what use does the average west side resident have for a mail carrier? the G pays all their bills, few are litterate enough to wright/read letters and you cant send dope through the mail.
dude look like a punchin bag ta me.

3/22/2006 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, my pit-bull need that mailman to bite and chase! We need more of them foos here.

3/22/2006 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeezus, can't anyone just say something nice about the mailman?

First, you have to be brave to the point of insane to deliver mail out there, even if you are from the hood.

Second, you get jumped in the hood and win?

Seriously, I like this guy. And why only local charges? Last time I checked, jumping a mailman is almost always a Federal offense. The super-dooper-one-bag-troopers in 011 forget to notify someone?

3/22/2006 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I give the mailman credit. The big scam going on on the west side is applying for credit cards and/or buying merchandise with "found" cards then standing in front of the house you ordered it to and wait for the mailman or UPS to show up. (some even take out the garden hose and water the mud to make it look like that is their house) If the mailman hands the mail to the person its not a federal offence, if they steal it from the mailbox it is...thats the difference

3/22/2006 01:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

offense

3/22/2006 01:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is anyone aware of a retirement town the Postal Union bought years ago for their retiree's?

NO DOGS ALLOWED a fact.
As recalled it may be in Arizona.

3/22/2006 01:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nalcrest, Polk Co., Florida is the USPS retirement haven. It's about 20 miles east of Lake Wales and Cypress Gardens in Central Florida, midway between the Gulf and the Atlantic Ocean.

3/22/2006 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous stroker said...

Chicago--the only city where the dead and the brain-dead can vote for the dying...and WIN!!!

3/22/2006 02:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is right Florida knew it was in a sunshine state. Thank you.

3/22/2006 02:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what use does the average west side resident have for a mail carrier? the G pays all their bills, few are litterate enough to wright/read letters and you cant send dope through the mail.
dude look like a punchin bag ta me.

3/22/2006 10:23:17 AM

Good move. Dog Blacks for being illiterate; as in not being able to "wright/read ". You're a troll, "wright"?

3/22/2006 03:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Was on the Scene said...

Mailman was a skinny little dude. The instigator wanted his mail delivered into his hands. Mailman says "We just don't hand out mail on the west side. We put it in the boxes." And I could see his point - who knows who has their hand out over there? So mailman gets jumped, wins the first fight, then gets jumped by big brother - about 6'03" and 230 pounds - and the battle was on. Funniest part was the "mailman 10-1." About 5 or 6 mailtrucks show up when they heard one of theirs was getting beat. Postal police showed up and the US Attorney refused charges. So it went local.

3/22/2006 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks. I'm sorta surprised that the U.S. Attorney refused. And I'm being serious with my sympathy and admiration for the mailman. I wasn't there, and don't know if the guy was local.

Still, either way he comes out good. He's a local? He's good because he's one of the only locals with a good job. He's not local? He's good because he's walking around 600 N. Ridgeway without a piece and doesn't feel it necessary to call in sick Oy vey!

And then, when he does get assaulted in the 011 zoo, he doesn't run like hell. He fights and wins on even-odds, but loses when the pile-on begins.

The offender and brother deserve a significant beating, and not just for not fighting fair, but also for messing with a working man, for breaking the law, and for messing with the mail.

3/22/2006 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stroger Wins and asks, What did I win?

3/22/2006 05:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what use does the average west side resident have for a mail carrier? the G pays all their bills, few are litterate enough to wright/read letters and you cant send dope through the mail.
dude look like a punchin bag ta me.

3/22/2006 10:23:17 AM

Good move. Dog Blacks for being illiterate; as in not being able to "wright/read ". You're a troll, "wright"?

3/22/2006 03:55:03

Troll or not the boy is correct!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3/22/2006 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous are police stupid? said...

write: to inscribe characters or symbols on a surface.

right: correct

WRIGHT: a person's last name or the first syllable of a Chicago street at 2600 North.

litterate(sic): Try LITERATE

3/22/2006 07:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spelling Bee:

Why all the insults regarding blogger's grammar? Various threads present this issue.

When individuals txt you will always see shortened words, often creative. Lighten up please and Calm down.

Spelling control issue is getting old. The only effect it achieves is to act as a destroy mission against the natural flow of communication.

Why do you care if words are misspelled? Did you grade papers in school, circle wrong spellings on 1/2 hr ck. off, who cares!

3/22/2006 10:19:00 PM  
Anonymous i care said...

I am deeply offended that visitors to this site may understandably believe that many coppers are inarticulate morons. That hurts, particulary when we know that it is not true.

Ironically, the 10:23 AM poster is complaining about illiterate "west side resident(s)" while making stupid spelling mistakes himself.

"People who live in glass houses..."

3/22/2006 11:14:00 PM  
Anonymous officer wright writes right said...

your wright. im to sensitive. i will bye a dickshunairy.

3/22/2006 11:25:00 PM  
Anonymous eureka! said...

Officer Wright writes right:

You're right. I'm too sensitive. I will buy a dictionary.

'ATTA BOY! PERFECT! A+

3/22/2006 11:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys knock it off, I created a beast before you know it you all will be hugging, ugh!!!!!

3/22/2006 11:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hugging a beast???

What are you talking about?

3/22/2006 11:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

are police stupid? said...

write: to inscribe characters or symbols on a surface.

right: correct

WRIGHT: a person's last name or the first syllable of a Chicago street at 2600 North.

litterate(sic): Try LITERATE

3/22/2006 07:44:31 PM

Yeah, we all got that you fucking dilo. I wasn't commenting on the correctness of his spelling, but of the spirit of the post.

P.S.
YOUR A FUCKING NERD

Sincerly,
#1

3/23/2006 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous "the dilo fucking nerd" said...

Sincerly (sic) #1:

What's a "dilo"?

Do you mean "DILDO"?

Sincerely,

Da Dilo

3/23/2006 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1157

You really do not want me to break that down. ( + + )
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3/23/2006 01:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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3/23/2006 01:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh well...

3/23/2006 01:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Sir donkey said...

M. Seiser Rughns it!!!?

3/23/2006 02:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"the dilo fucking nerd" said...

Sincerly (sic) #1:

What's a "dilo"?

Do you mean "DILDO"?

Sincerely,

Da Dilo

3/23/2006 12:15:22 AM

Exactly my point you fucking dilo

P.S.

NERD

Most Honorable,
Number one

3/23/2006 02:54:00 AM  

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