Thursday, January 01, 2009

First Deputy Office Dissolved

As of today, the Office of the First Deputy (Unit 140) is dissolved?

We heard a bunch of people were headed back to the Districts as a result. Is this another HQ dumping? Anyone got numbers?

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38 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Teddy get dumped and have to go back to the Area. I always wondered why the 1st needed a det. in his office. Hmmmmmm.

1/01/2009 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is the first dep. anyway? I guess after Townsend, it was all over. Snethen did it.

1/01/2009 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dissolved but just another title, smoke and mirrors boys and girls, same circus different clowns....

1/01/2009 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go the fax network in the intranet. Funny how a big ass order came out and no one noticed. It's dated 30 Dec. It also includes some recruits which they decided to move right before their probation ends. I haven't seen a super secret Pers. Order in all my time on the job. Strange. If you don't have the info, I can email you tomorrow.

1/01/2009 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I STILL DIDNT SEE ANY ONE GET DUMPED?

U MUST HAVE MEANT MOVED TO A DIFFERENT FLOOR.

SAME OLD SHIT....

1/01/2009 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ask Sgt Willis what happened!

1/01/2009 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TOWNSEND WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE A JAGOFF...

1/01/2009 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 1st's office will be collapsed into the policy group. Expect 4 hour days and an increase in motivational speakers. In addition, expect general orders on approved pens to use for reports and secondary approved sunglasses to supplement the order for primary approved sunglasses due out this month. Sunglasses qulaification also begins this month, many will be trained but none will be allowed to wear the approved sunglasses because the mayor does not approve and he is not related to anyone in the sunglasses business that can make some money. Both orders will be rescinded within a week of publish, in addition to the prescribed alternate flashlight order which came out in December (are you fucking kidding me?).

We will also see the policy group form their own platoon to work Friday nights playing police and going to 4 hour dinners with Ray Ray and Masters of the Universe leading the charge, all on overtime of course!

1/01/2009 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

iguess they'll be detailed to iad just like the rest of the orphans.

1/01/2009 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes - We heard the screams of terror and all the crying from the 5 year wonders.

1/01/2009 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nope they just went to a different unit number. same shit different designation. the order was interesting clout city all in print.

1/01/2009 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't worry, the pets were moved into other units a few months back. Like the female PO receptionist in iad that has a take home rental car. It's all legit.

1/01/2009 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 1st Deputy's office has been "dissolved" for some time now, ever since Starks held the position. The CPD is determined to never allow the reins of power
to be held by any man of color.

1/01/2009 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jimmy jackson had no real job, like starks who make 175K in charge of bullshit caps it is gone! how about dana in another big job and his brother making 180K head of tsa at midway hey derrick how was iad? Another rat promoted great country with a no balls mayor!

1/01/2009 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many people were in that Unit? How many are really going to hit the street as opposed to be hidden somewhere else @ 35th?

1/01/2009 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dave would probably come back if they made him the "2nd Deputy Superintendent." He would straighten out this mess with some good ole fashion "common sense." Nuff said.

1/01/2009 05:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
dissolved but just another title, smoke and mirrors boys and girls, same circus different clowns....

1/01/2009 07:09:00 AM

You're obviously an original thinker.

1/01/2009 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ask Sgt Willis what happened!

1/01/2009 09:16:00 AM

He has no idea, it was rumoured he was detailed to four different spots throughout the day on Tuesday.

1/01/2009 06:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The office was dissolved, but the only thing they did is transfer people from one unit to the new unit. Same people, different unit number

1/01/2009 06:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dave would probably come back if they made him the "2nd Deputy Superintendent." He would straighten out this mess with some good ole fashion "common sense." Nuff said.

1/01/2009 05:08:00 PM

Does everyone know the story behind Dave and the "2nd Deputy" title. I don't know him but heard that hilarious story. Someone in the know should tell it so we can have a good laugh into 2009.

1/01/2009 06:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

iguess they'll be detailed to iad just like the rest of the orphans.

1/01/2009 09:58:00 AM

Sounds like a little jealously behind the sarcarsm.......................

1/01/2009 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 1st Deputy's office has been "dissolved" for some time now, ever since Starks held the position. The CPD is determined to never allow the reins of power
to be held by any man of color.

1/01/2009 11:44:00 AM

You have to be kidding me! Because we all know what a great job Dana did...so stupid they had to "promote" him to something like CAPS that even he would be hard pressed to fuck up.

Yep, all those Obama voters who thought that a black prez would end the minority race card bs...ha!

1/01/2009 07:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The 1st Deputy's office has been "dissolved" for some time now, ever since Starks held the position. The CPD is determined to never allow the reins of power
to be held by any man of color.

1/01/2009 11:44:00 AM

THANKS FOR YOUR INPUT, FARRAKHAN!

1/01/2009 10:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, here is the true story about the 2nd deputy stuff: Dave Snethen was working the 3rd watch desk in Special Operations and the guys were messing with him on the phone calling and saying they were this boss and that boss, then one night the real 1st deputry called who was Townsend, Snethen answered the phone and when Townsend said that "This is the 1st deputy calling, Snethen thinking it was another prank call replied" Yeah and I'm the 2nd deputy and hung up, Townsend called back and asked for the W/C who was Sgt. Chester Marczak, After a brief exchange of words Sgt. Marzcak and PO. Snethen were DUMPED from the unit the very next day, After about 2 weeks Lt. Bosse explianed the whole situation to Townsend who laughed it off and brought the Sgt. back to SOS but not Snethen he stayed dumped and that Boys and Girls is the real story about the 2nd deputy.

1/02/2009 12:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the order is out---look it up on the fax messages in i-clear. all these clout babies got moved to other units or to newly created units. all bullshit as usual

1/02/2009 04:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bad move, Weis needed someone in the background, who was from the CPD, who knew what was going on.

The First Deputy traditionaly ran the day to day operations while the Superintendent was the political figure head. Weis' head must have just got too big.

1/02/2009 05:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Different name, same old game! Nothing but the unit designators changed. Who's kidding who here?

1/02/2009 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

iguess they'll be detailed to iad just like the rest of the orphans.

1/01/2009 09:58:00 AM

Sounds like a little jealously behind the sarcarsm.......................

1/01/2009 06:41:00 PM

That's not jealousy, it's disgust!

1/02/2009 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Bad move, Weis needed someone in the background, who was from the CPD, who knew what was going on.

The First Deputy traditionaly ran the day to day operations while the Superintendent was the political figure head. Weis' head must have just got too big.

1/02/2009 05:25:00 AM

Does anyone run the "day to operations?"

1/02/2009 03:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
TOWNSEND WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE A JAGOFF...

1/01/2009 09:29:00 AM

But he had balls unlike the others that followed led by the "puppeteer" master daley!

1/02/2009 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snethen-tell the story! He didn't stay dumped. I was there that night. There was no crank calls. Let him tell the story.

1/02/2009 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Townsend was 'ol man Daley's bodyguard. He was a yes- man with the Daley's all the way. AFter leaving CPD he got another cush $$ job at O'hare for that second fat pension, too bad he didn't live long enough to enjoy it. He walked around O'hare with the same old scowl on his face like he did at headquarters.

1/02/2009 10:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please keep Willis in a "spot." We wouldn't want him on the street. He'd hurt more coppers than the criminals do.

Couldn't tell his _ss from a hole in the ground!

1/03/2009 03:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Townsend didn't "have balls." He answered only to the Mayor, and no one else. When you have that kind of juice, who wouldn't be more than a little cocky?

1/03/2009 06:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

these stories are close but not 100% on the money
snethen

1/03/2009 01:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gina M AKA Anytime
you lasted through so many 1st deputy's. couldnt survive this one. Now you'll have to purr around somewhere else.
Homy dont play that

1/04/2009 02:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jackson was a joke anyway. Anytime you let chicks run your office. You were a rooster with no ...
Besides, i hated going up there for anything.

1/04/2009 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Townsend wasn't half the man Snethen was! Dress or no dress!

1/05/2009 12:37:00 AM  

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