Ch - Ch - Ch - Changes Coming
We think this was originally written in English, but we aren't sure. But it was emailed to a bunch of bosses, a number of whom forwarded it to us:
- Deputy Superintendent Brown is requesting a meeting with the Chief along with his perspective Deputy Chief's and their Commanders. The meetings will be scheduled by the Deputy Supt's Office.
Commanders should be prepared to discuss the following
Acting Commanders will respond if the Cmdr is furlough.
1. Comprehensive law enforcement strategy for each district.
2. Most problematic area in district
3. Strategy from each sergeant.
4. Worst 10 performers in district.
5. DOG balances
6. Watch balancing
7. Tactical activity (misdemeanor vs felony)
8. Deputy Chiefs should be prepared to discuss:
SAT team deployment
Gun team deployment
In-depth crime analysis of each district
Any questions please call.
P.O. L[...] C[...]
Secretary Patrol Group A
"perspective Deputy Chiefs"? We're hiring Walter Jacobson?
"Worst 10 performers in district"? Get those Grievance forms ready!
Gun teams? Did anyone tell HQ about the "McDonald v Chicago" decision?
Strap in boys and girls - The "Era of Ernie" has begun!
"Worst 10 performers in district"? Get those Grievance forms ready!
Gun teams? Did anyone tell HQ about the "McDonald v Chicago" decision?
Strap in boys and girls - The "Era of Ernie" has begun!
Labels: department issues, silly people
posted by SCC at 7:01 AM
205 Comments:
He be gettin ready to hybridize the shit otta dis place.
1. Comprehensive law enforcement strategy for each district.
Stay out of the backlog.
2. Most problematic area in district.
The commander’s office.
3. Strategy from each sergeant.
Try and clear/stay out of the backlog
4. Worst 10 performers in district.
½ the watch because everyone is chasing calls (see backlog/manpower problem)
5. DOG balances
Does it really matter?
6. Watch balancing
It’s not going to solve the manpower problem
7. Tactical activity (misdemeanor vs felony)
Felony? WTF is that? Not in this city, not in cook county.
Grasping for straws, that's all this is.
I KNOW WHAT THIS IS!
IT'S CALLED A STEAL ANY GOOD IDEAS SESSION FROM MY WORKER BEE'S SESSION.
SO ALL U COMMANDERS WITH GREAT IDEAS HOLD OFF!!!
THE J-FLED ERA WILL NOT LAST THAT LONG WITH THE ELECTIONS COMING SOON.
AND THE MINORITY BOSSES ON THE JOB START GETTING UR FLUFFED UP RESUMES READY 4 DA MAYOR.
SO DONT HAND OVER ANY GOOD IDEAS
BECAUSE IT WILL BE STOLEN.
OH AND BY THE WAY WHAT DOES THE BOTTOM 10 HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT!
TO GET TO A STREET COP U HAVE TO PASS
DESK OFFICER
LOCK UP KEEPERS
CAPS OFFICERS
COMMANDERS STAFF
TIME KEEPERS
SOOOOOOOOOO KEEP ON MAKING LIST IDIOTS GRIEVANCES AND LAwsuit are simple to file. U GONNA MAKE THEM WORK 99 IN A SHIT DISTRICT.
MY FAVORITES IS WHEN THE COMMANDER SHIFTS UR START TIME TO SCREW WITH U. THEN THE NEXT DAY GO ON THE MEDICAL FOR 3 DAYS.
OH AND THANKS FOR THE NOD ON THE MERIT SGT PROMOTION ASSWIPES A 5 MINUTE INTERVIEW WITH CANNED QUESTION TALK ABOUT RIGGED!!!
Well I'd like somebody to finally be held accountable for this mess and lets start w gold stars and work down. Worst ten performers. If you are consistently on this list for no valid reason other than your a dog ass something should be done to you. As these people usually stay down and jobs so that other officers get screwed. I would bet money that at least 85% of tac arrests are misdemeanors. Drinkers, loose cigs come on? Sure could use you on the watch if that's what your bringing in. And ill add another problem to the list. Why doesn't someone audit the number of people assigned to the desk and inside commanders office. They are rarely ever seen doing any work so why are they needed inside.
What about AR15s.
To the bottom 10 thing, double check their math! Keep your own records.
Oh brother! Ernie Brown is the Kingfish for the second decade of the new millenium, preceptively speaking!
Friggin idiots!
Everyone needs to relax take a breath and start giving everyjob you go on a report of whatever crime the complainant is describing. Give everyone a report don't code anything. Take your time back up the other cars but give everyone a report. It will show how much crime is really out there and force the city to hire more PO's
There's some real irony here......When Brown was a District Commander you couldn't get him to answer the phone let alone monitor any of these issues in his district. If you asked him to do any of the things he is requesting, Brown would go to the alderman and beef that the bosses were "picking on him". The Alderwoman would give everybody from the Supt on down of bunch of grief on Ernie's behalf. I heard somebody mention recently that a leader will never ask you to do anything he wouldn't do. Ernie you are not a leader. J-Fled for the record Ernie has you "hoodwinked and bamboozled".
"This is regusting ! I'm goin' down to the Lodge Hall and lie down on da couch"
George Stevens
http://highwayroadrunner.blogspot.com/2010/07/chicago-on-fast-track-to-anarchy.html
A City at War With Itself - Chicago - Fast Track To Anarchy
A must read,this guy nails it on the head!
Wauguspack (spelling?) practically just announced his run for Mayor whether Daley runs not. Said he would try to balance the budget. Said the Police Department is down over 1000 Officers. Said when inquiring about parking meter money he cannot find where it went. Inquiries reveal blacked out information. Talked about corruption. I don't know this guy. I don't even know where his ward is but I'm jumping on thus bandwagon. Please please, CPD, CFD, city workers and teachers, please register to vote. If there is any threat to Daley the revs are going to come out strong. This is our chance.
Missions, Missions, Missions
Well SCC, this one is a long stretch. In my 25 plus years, I haven't seen a boss have everyone put it on the table and truly discuss our District level issues. Poor performers is truly on target. I hate being a visiting Watch Commander in 2 particular Districts. The officers and supervisors put out the same effort! "0" I think this is a great start! We will see!!!!! :-)
This reminds me of a boss I used to have in the private sector. He would have meetings after meetings with all of the mid-level managers who would have to supply stats and justifications.
We couldn't really figure out what he was in charge of or what function he served, but he did make sure everyone understood that he was somehow needed and that he was in charge.
What's next, cover sheets on our TPS reports?
Yep he is a bonofide CPD boss. Releasing a memo that no doubt will be rescinded. Can the Sgts fudge their "strategory" like Earnie fudged his Arizona application?
Bottom 10? everyone in caps.
The new boss of 007 ran into some officers coming in with a gun pinch. He told them that he didn't really care about guns and wanted quality of life arrests from his tact teams. He said some bullshit about killing the flower at the root. Freaking moron.
Holy crap am I save right now, I did wanted to leave OCD when Ernie was there and good thing I didn't, I feel bad for the Patrol Division.
Wow another moron in charge, after he destroyed Vice now the patrol division, very interesting . . . . . this is a show i want to sit back and watch. Good Luck Patrol Division. Stay safe and strong bosses never last that long.
Hang on, E. Brown is going to pull down moral into the basement. We are about to go to an all new low. Just wait, boys and girls. We will get the last say. Vote Daley and Co. Out! And we will get a whole new group.
6. Watch balancing
I would love to see 1st Watch in 025 balanced with 3rd Watch. 3rd Watch in 025 can afford to have 20 people off, their sheet will still look better than 1st Watch best day.
Here's a strategy....Hire and Promote!
Ten people is all that are left on my watch.
I was talking with another P/O in public and a citizen who over heard us. Said if the police officers are worried what should they do? I said pray.
In an earlier post, one brilliant author came up with a really great idea. Put the Alderman in the CAPS office! This will save the City MILLIONS of dollars a year.
It cuts the Aldermen down to 25, and puts them at the heart of their constituents needs. It frees up hundreds of Police Officers from these administrative duties. Leave one P.O. as a liaison. District Manager? Unnecessary. The Aldermen are so interested in our dealings, they can experience it first hand and report right back to City Hall. they would be embedded with us and on our side (OK, maybe that is pie in the sky). They will actually be less of a pain in the ass. City services and the Police are in the same building will work out for us. Administrative nonsense? Drop it in their lap personally. We can concentrate on Police work.
Any Mayoral contenders can feel free to run with this.
A little birdie says J-Fleds days are numbered. I just have a hunch this is accurate. Let the countdown begin after the funeral of Officer Bailey.
Rip P.O. Bailey
Does anyone know anything about the stop-and-frisk strategy in New York? New York's per capita murder rate is 1/3 of Chicago's (even though our crime rate is not up).
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/13/nyregion/13frisk.html
Seems like it could be useful here.
Also, McDonald is of absolutely no benefit to the mutts the gun teams should be chasing.
Jus'a miner discombobulation.
Moral is at the lowest I have ever seen it in my 17yrs. The funniest thing is watching the dumbasses with the SGT. merit package, what exactly does merit mean, what do you have to do to get it? Everything is a joke and nothing matters except watching out for each other. How about a post on the people put in for merit Sgt, who deserves it who dosn't?
Rememeber what the man once said: Be careful what you wish for, you just may get it.
To all you Dugan haters out there, you got your wish, Ernie Brown is a fucking idiot.
BTW--MASTERS, MASTERS, MASTERS
"The Era Of Ernie".......That is PRICELESS. Strap in, is right. Boys and Girls, get your anal lube ready, he is going to bend you all over and stick it in your ass. Watch your backs, keep your general orders handy, and QUESTION everything. Expect a heavy hand from him, he knows not what he does is both against the contract and GO's. Get the grievance forms ready and be prepared.
Gun teams? Did anyone tell HQ about the "McDonald v Chicago" decision?
Some guys in 004 are about to learn a hard lesson on the supreme court ruling as we speak.
Yesterday they responded to a disturbance. They strong armed the home owner into giving them access to the gun safe. They then seized the owners hunting weapons and several hanguns from the locked safe inside the home. None of the weapons were used in a crime. None of the weapons ever left the home. None of the weapons left the safe.
Yet these fine officers grabbed the guns and charged the owner with unlawful use of a weapon.
The Supreme Court ruled just last month that Chicago's Gun Laws are UNCONSTITUTIONAL and UNENFORCEABLE!
Can you say Federal Civil Rights Violation??? Can you say Federal Prison time and Punitive damages?
When will we learn? I will bet that Hunper looked good at the end of the night though!
Even if you don't agree with the ruling, Read it and understand it. Don't get jammed up, because they do not have your back. They will throw you under the bus so fast you won't know what hit ya.
The new gun law does not take effect until 01 AUG 10. The old law is UNENFORCEABLE! The new law has already been challenged and is about to be amended because it to is far too restrictive.
Remember if the gun is on the street or in a vehicle it is businesses as usual. If that fire arm is in a residence be very careful when it comes to seizing those weapons. Unless you don't mind being on the stand for a week, squaring off with the likes of Loeve & Loeve!
do you think the "special" officers in this group are going to be subject to this query?
THEY HAVE SPECIAL DISPENSATION FROM THE ALDERMEN....
http://wbbm.cbslocal.com/2010/07/21/animal-crimes-cops-to-get-tv-treatment/
Number 7, My tact team is 99.9% misdemeanor, nothing but drinkers, pissers, and guys selling looseys. hahaha
grievance forms??? OR TRY DOING YOUR FUCKING JOB!!! my god! Maybe, just maybe if we stopped coddling the lazy do nothing mentality we could actually make some sort of a difference...I know, I know, Im a liberal for saying that but Im talking about making things better for us! Man, when I took this job I had NO IDEA I was going to be submersing myself in a culture of laziness! I hear cops talking about how assholes and savages are always looking for a handout or a freebie but how is this any different? I mean seriously, it doesnt take much effort to not be in the bottom 10 of a district! We all know of those worthless pricks who wouldnt ride on a 10-1 if it were half a block away, will not back up another cop, and flat out refuses to do his or her job...so whats wrong with picking on those clowns a bit? Maybe our union should embrace the idea that we get paid to do a job, not sit on our asses, and reshape the image of this department! Get the grievance forms ready? What a fucking joke!
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why call all those bosses? Isn't this exactly what the DOC is supposed to be doing? Yes, another useless unit in the department.
At this meeting why not address all the wasted manpower in these units? only reason we have so many of those units is for the clout babies and clout boss babies. TRU and MSF? get rid of both and put them back in the district and the district can then handle their own hotspots. Central Control Group? uhm, 001 and 018 did fine being in their respective Areas before. DOC? they take the info given by the district and tell the district its hot spot. Uhm, the district can get that same info from the computer you waste of a unit.
The Bull Sh-- artists are meeting to discuss the new placement of the mirrors and to redirect the smoke...
Weather the storm everyone.
maybe cmdr. flores can dump half her tact teams in 14. they don't want to do anything, not even help with warrants from sgt down to p.o.
Reminds me of "The Wire" season 3, where everyone gets yelled at. Let's create Amsterdam! Boy, would that be fun!
It's actually not funny, it's depressing. How about this one. On his first night as Cmdr of the 007th District, Tony Carothers has the zone assign a car to the home of an aldermen whose purse was stolen. He wants the car on the house for the 3rd and 1st watch. Offenders have keys to the home because they were in the purse. That's an eye roller, but here's the best part- she lives in the 006th District. He put cars from the 007th District down on two watches to sit on the home of an aldermen in another district. Unfuckingreal!!!!!!!!
Wow. Where to begin?? A SECRETARY wrote this?? One would think that the superstar that ADS Brown chose to be his secretary might have a basic grasp of the english language & perhaps a knowledge 4th grade-level grammar. Hmmm, "perspective"??? This memo reminds me of listening to the neighborhood reverends spout off to the press, attempting sound intelligent & educated by using big words that are clearly not in their vocabulary.
Pathetic. It's called "grammar check", and it's at the top of your computer screen, Giiirrrrl! Try it next time.
WHO WILL BE THE NEXT BURGER KING OR QUEEN?
Poor EB. He wants to be an assertive Chief, and be seen as planting a foot deep in the ass of what will be seen as lackluster Commanders, watch commanders, sgts. and patrolmen. Granted, all of those conditions exist within all the ranks. However, the reality of the situation is, no one, not even EB himself, the highly inflated political blowhard that he is, will be able to turn this cycle of non-performance around, as long as the majority of the troops have NO CONFIDENCE in shortshanks, J-Fled, or even EB's new ally, Masters (X3). Until the poor leadership empowered by the hall changes (and this will include removal of every Deputy Supt., because they're all seen as ineffective brown nosing shills for the Hall), there will be no aggressive stance taken on these streets by the rank and file. And every District or Unit Commander knows this.
how about ending the stupid missions in 008 on midnights where they do not have to answer calls & their activity consists of contact cards, parkers & movers til 1130pm. Shouldn't this all be done during the tour, in between jobs, just like the other watches??
Hibbity-jibbity-jibbity boo!
EB gonna fix it now foo!
TO: J-FLED
Detroit Mayor Dave Bing has accepted the resignation of his hand-picked police chief WARREN EVANS.
Perhaps it's time to take your "leadership skills" to Mo-Town. DPD morale would soar from the abyss.
See headline story in Detroit Free Press:
www.FreeP.com
GOTTA RUN!
Hello out there/their fellow gang and tactical warriors!!!! I've taken the liberty to decipher these new "8 Commandments," to help out any Commanders that are unable to attend due to vacation, in case the acting Commander is too stupid to pay attention in there/their place.
Commanders should be prepared to discuss/complain the following
Acting Commanders will respond if the Cmdr is furlough.
1. Comprehensive law enforcement strategy for each district. (This is where the brass steals the idea from the blog about dressing the officers in callback as clowns, arming them with dildos, and deploying them in high crime areas.)
2. Most problematic area in district (where the Aldermans office is located)
3. Strategy from each sergeant. (bring back humpers!)
4. Worst 10 performers in district.(each winning contestant will receive a psych or suspension vacation package along with the chance to sue the city for every dime it's got left)
5. DOG balances (eliminate all days off)
6. Watch balancing (a good mixture of rebels, psychos, glory hounds, dogs, and bust outs. ex. 025)
7. Tactical activity (misdemeanor vs felony) (DOTPW vs. Shoplifter)
8. Deputy Chiefs should be prepared to discuss:
SAT team deployment
Gun team deployment
In-depth crime analysis of each district (Here's a unique idea, deploy them back to the watches where they belong. During the discussion make sure to raise your hand before speaking and try not to roll your eyes whenever the mutant in the front of the room starts speaking.)
read the last 501 pax He is a nut bag.
Doesn't make any sense???? What the hell was he trying to say.
GRIEVANCE,U MEAN LAWSUIT!!!!
no changes just more hot air then back to normal.
Worst 10 performers in district
1. community policing officers doing nothing.
2.all watch secretaries which only job is to do the schedule, not needed.
3. all the extra secretaries in the commander office in all 25 districts waste of money just need 1 the most .
4.all police officers working as time keepers .
5. all the police officers assigned as crossing guard supervisors and they themselves dont do the crossing when one of the crossing guards is off waste of money could be assigned to a sgt .
6. all the over crowded officers in the district working the district desk and half the time on the internet waste of money.
7.all the officers assign to tact and working other tasks .
8.all those special cars working in the district civilan clothes
not tact nor gangs burglary car and etc made up assignments .
9. all the children of clout working at 35th michigan playing with papers .
there you go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"7. Tactical activity (misdemeanor vs felony)"
Oh come on...where do we start with the comments on this?!!!! Too easy.
Why does everyone think the mcdonald decision will affect the gun teams???? The Failure to Register arrest are not the staple of their arrests, so get off it.
Maybe he's hybridizing the English language. It has been said he brought over ray, the caps guy from 011 to be his writer. "Whateva, whateva."
Ernie is one dumb motherfucker. Worst ten performers in the district will laugh at management.
If you answer your calls you did plenty. Fuck him. We get killed in front of our own houses and at police stations, we drive shitboxes, there is no backup, they are trying to fire us every chance they get, everybody videos and records every movement you make, second guessed, general ordered to death, jody fucking weised, 2 tier system of discipline, crony police board, 2% raise, sued by everyone, laughed at by GANGS BECAUSE OF IPRA... A HEARTY FUCK YOU TO DOWNTOWN EB.
The Police Chief of Detriot has resigned....
blahblahblah since brown took over for j-fleds scapegoat,crime has been the same,nothing has changed on the street and it wont,all that means is brown must be replaced because the crime his his fault,byby ernie
check out shaved longcock's story:
7/22/10
Chicago cops to star in TV show about Animal Crimes!
We are short hundreds if not thousands of police officers... and now we have this little special unit - hand picked for TV stardom - with their own take home department cars and no set working hours....
These must be the most clouted cops on the Chicago police Department.....
hahahha.
You can't make this shit up, please stop!!! my side is hurting.
U mean da Bozo era of Policing!
to the dirt bag saying disband the units:
F*** YOU, units are the only ones doing anything out there. if you arent making an arrest a day working a beat car you have no room to talk s***.
go have your 3rd lunch of the day and come back to talk to me. yes, we are short on officers, but that doesnt mean we put "working officers" on meaningless beat cars to handle back logs.
-working copper
You're a douch, Don't be scrared to handle a traffic crash or a domestic.
-working coppper
CPD: Join for the pension. Stay for the entertainment.
@ 7/22/2010 08:42:00 AM
FWIW, from Scott Waguespack:
http://ward32.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Returning-Law-and-Order-to-Chicago.pdf
"Gun teams? Did anyone tell HQ about the "McDonald v Chicago" decision?"
Not only that, but with policemen being shot down right outside their homes one after the other, with one-year-olds in strollers taking a bullet to the brain, with "WE KILL POLICE" being painted on walls all over town, they've been given a new list to go after -- BB guns, rusted-solid derringers made a century ago, and weird trick pistols, not to be seen outside the likes of a museum.
Here's the full list.
http://www.ammoland.com/2010/07/14/chicago-politicians-adopt-the-goldilocks-approach-to-gun-control/
Daisy? That's not even a firearm. Packs a whopping 5 foot-pounds of muzzle energy. You'd do more damage beating someone over the head with it than shooting them.
Has anyone ever noticed that our mayor walks with kind of a half-step? Just one thrown in once in a while, some neurological thing. Sweating, babbling, confused, threatening, vindictive...
MAYOR DALEY IS CLINICALLY INSANE.
Okay, I gotta put my two cents in. First you bitch about Dugan and that he is just looking out for number one and is in it for himself. Then Dugan gets dumped and they bring in Brown. And all you guys do is bitch. He's in it for himself, looking to be the next sup. You bitched about Cline, you bitch about J-Fled (okay I will give you that one). You bitch about Peterson, and Patterson and all the rest. How about we start a thread and you war heroes tell Shortshanks exactly who should be running the show. I agree the feebs gotta go, and all the two year wonders in the policy group along with him. But then who? Who takes over? Suggestions anyone? "Chirp, Chirp, Chirp." That's what I thought. No matter who you name someone is going to bad mouth your pick. In almost twenty years I have learrned one thing about working for a boss and making it easy on myself...find out what the boss expects and meet those expectations. Simple. Adapt. Write the paper so the Sgt. will accept it without kicking it back, put your PC in the narrative of the arrest so the WC won't kick it back. Dot the i's and cross the t's. Once you know what a boss expects, give it to him/her and you will never have any problems with a boss on this job. Disagree with the policies that they put in place or do things your own way and the boss will make life hard for you. Don't get me wrong, I don't like a lot of what is going on, but there are things you can change and things you have to accept. So figure out which is which and get on with it. Finally, whatever you may think of EB personally, one thing is for sure, he is the real police. Maybe he forgot some of where he came from, but he was out there, he is one of us and not one of J-Fled.
Forget the numbers. How about the 10 who never showup on in-progresses, calls for assist or back up calls. They should be hung.
Anonymous said...
What about AR15s.
7/22/2010 08:06:00 AM
ditch the power test.
and give us our own shotguns.
answer quite simple....
first dump j-fled
declare martial law with curfews
then..
cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war....
no cr's
do not cave into frivolus lawsuits
accept collatoral damage as the price for winning the war.
anything else is a sell out and doomed to failure...
remember what a wise man once said "don't try and run the war from the white house." or in this case city hall.
oh last but not least tell the feebs to get lost. no arm chair quarterbacking and second guessing, and double jeopardizing the CPD , and civil right investigations at the behest of j-fled and his cohorts.
Anonymous said...
Wauguspack (spelling?) practically just announced his run for Mayor whether Daley runs not. Said he would try to balance the budget.
hahahah ya right good lick! WHICH budget?
What's next, cover sheets on our TPS reports?
7/22/2010 08:55:00 AM
...yayaya I got the memo... :(
"Do you know I have 8 boses?"
I have a question...will they be considering whether the "10 worst performers" work? Because I work in a fast southside district and have done so for my 10yrs and about a year ago stopped chasing shitheads because I'm just burned out frankly. But, I do answer 15-25 jobs a night, will I,being a decorated officer in a fast district, be compared to a princess in saaaaaaaay the slowest district who has never, does not and will not ever do anything? Cause if that's the case I still won't care. Sincerly-Suck my Cock.
Anonymous said...
It's actually not funny, it's depressing. How about this one. On his first night as Cmdr of the 007th District, Tony Carothers has the zone assign a car to the home of an aldermen whose purse was stolen. He wants the car on the house for the 3rd and 1st watch. Offenders have keys to the home because they were in the purse. That's an eye roller, but here's the best part- she lives in the 006th District. He put cars from the 007th District down on two watches to sit on the home of an aldermen in another district. Unfuckingreal!!!!!!!!
7/22/2010 11:34:00 AM
YA! She probably has the answers to the next promo test already. Don't want those to get out to the "wrong" ppl....
like a hype once said "its going to get a whole lot worse, before it gets a whole lot better"
All welcome the age of SuperBrown.
Dog as a patrolman. Can't imagine his later career. (Don't want to!)
He sounds like he has his own policy group, or a special secretary who will beef on hin later, after "luvgoessour."
Good luck guys and gals
Happily Retired.
A lot of the shortages can be over come if you get the saturation teams and the TRU assigned to each dist as avail cars. Have them log in to the dist they're assigned to, and have them dispatched calls, make the avail for assignments. Otherwise they're simply SOS teams in uniform. Big whoop. They go in, do what they want if they want, and leave. How is that helping????
Assign them to a dist, have them up and avail for assignment like any schmuck beat car, and handle like they're actually cars, there to assist the dist.
Forget all the lone ranger bullshit, it's been done, over and over and over. NOW, make them count and problem solved.
"Everyone needs to relax take a breath and start giving every job you go on a report of whatever crime the complainant is describing. Give everyone a report don't code anything. Take your time back up the other cars but give everyone a report. It will show how much crime is really out there and force the city to hire more PO's."
7/22/2010 08:15:00 AM
This probably won't work. Back in the 90's the ISP tried to come up with a way to record how many calls for service were handled by each district, supposedly to use as an aid for manpower allocation. The solution was to document each call for service on a newly made form called a "Report of Call". Well, in the Cook County districts back then (Dist 3 up north at Harlem and Irving and Dist 4 in Crestwood) District 3 handed out reams of these forms to all of the troopers and had them fill them out on each contact with the public. If someone asked for directions, they even filled out a form! Down in Dist 4, the desk officers were the only ones who filled out these things whenever a call came in that required a patrol car to be dispatched. At the end of the year the numbers were tallied and District 3 was praised for being so busy while District 4 was chastised. In reality Dist 4 had handled more actual calls. District 3 never got any additional manpower even with their inflated ROC numbers so it was all smoke and mirrors, probably just like in CPD.
News Flash:
THE CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT IS FUCKED UP!!
How many other thousands of local, state and federal agencies are mismanaged?
These are my tax dollars also that are being WASTED!!!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
It's actually not funny, it's depressing. How about this one. On his first night as Cmdr of the 007th District, Tony Carothers has the zone assign a car to the home of an aldermen whose purse was stolen. He wants the car on the house for the 3rd and 1st watch. Offenders have keys to the home because they were in the purse. That's an eye roller, but here's the best part- she lives in the 006th District. He put cars from the 007th District down on two watches to sit on the home of an aldermen in another district. Unfuckingreal!!!!!!!!
7/22/2010 11:34:00 AM
Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just change the locks? We are soooo screwed.
Maybe, just maybe if we stopped coddling the lazy do nothing mentality we could actually make some sort of a difference.
-- get real dude! Take your meds!
A little birdie says J-Fleds days are numbered. I just have a hunch this is accurate. Let the countdown begin after the funeral of Officer Bailey.
Rip P.O. Bailey
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
This little bird has been around a long time. How many times can we belive this rumor.
I bet the caps girls and the commanders people have great numbers! They peel off some of your numbers and give it to them.
Some career asskisser said....
grievance forms??? OR TRY DOING YOUR FUCKING JOB!!! my god! ....
A real cop said... My job is to use common sense, take care of the good people, ride hard on those that would harm good people...but J-Jag and IPRA killed all that by persecuting working coppers. IPRA is criminallty inept in their investigations and Weis is a lying stooge, me and everybody else I know ain't doing shit until they are gone. see you at 7-11, bawhahahaha
http://highwayroadrunner.blogspot.com/2010/07/chicago-on-fast-track-to-anarchy.html
A City at War With Itself - Chicago - Fast Track To Anarchy
A must read,this guy nails it on the head!
7/22/2010 08:35:00 AM
I agree that this is a must read. Now, I do not like this man as a supervisor on this department and many agree with me, but he does a excellent piece of writing about the department as a whole.
If any of you want to know who he is just look at his name, he does not hide it. If you still can not figure it out look at his bike. If after that, you still can not figure it out, look at his picture.
Hats off to you John
3. Strategy from each sergeant.
?????????????????????????????????
Ya, promote more, so we have more than one on the street for an entire watch...
This guy was investigated by an outside small regional Police Dept. for a Chief spot and they wouldn't hire him because of his record of alleged sexual harrasment, lawsuits and falsifying his credentials.
SO MAKE HIM CHIEF OF PATROL!!!
THIS CITY AND POLICE DEPT IS A LAUGHING STOCK! PATHETIC!
10 Worst Performers?
Start in the Supt. office and work your way down through the top level brass... they all suck.
Anonymous said...
It's actually not funny, it's depressing. How about this one. On his first night as Cmdr of the 007th District, Tony Carothers has the zone assign a car to the home of an aldermen whose purse was stolen. He wants the car on the house for the 3rd and 1st watch. Offenders have keys to the home because they were in the purse. That's an eye roller, but here's the best part- she lives in the 006th District. He put cars from the 007th District down on two watches to sit on the home of an aldermen in another district. Unfuckingreal!!!!!!!!
7/22/2010 11:34:00 AM
He's a commander. How's he supposed to know the address is in 006? Come on!
"On his first night as Cmdr of the 007th District, Tony Carothers has the zone assign a car to the home of an aldermen whose purse was stolen. He wants the car on the house for the 3rd and 1st watch. Offenders have keys to the home because they were in the purse."
--7/22/2010 11:34:00 AM
The little old ladies no one cares about have to come up with cash they can't afford on their fixed incomes to pay a locksmith to change their locks after their purse is snatched. (Of course, there are days on public transit, waiting in lines, etc. to get new ID, the cost of new eyeglasses, all-new prescription medications...)
An acquaintance in the locksmithing trade found this never-ending business so depressing that it contributed to his leaving and finding another line of work.
Holy crap am I save right now, I did wanted to leave OCD when Ernie was there and good thing I didn't, I feel bad for the Patrol Division.
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This one fell through the cracks
It's actually not funny, it's depressing. How about this one. On his first night as Cmdr of the 007th District, Tony Carothers has the zone assign a car to the home of an aldermen whose purse was stolen. He wants the car on the house for the 3rd and 1st watch. Offenders have keys to the home because they were in the purse. That's an eye roller, but here's the best part- she lives in the 006th District. He put cars from the 007th District down on two watches to sit on the home of an aldermen in another district. Unfuckingreal!!!!!!!!
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Um, Change the locks?
Holy Mackeral dare Andy whats we goin to do next?
Why is it when someone gets promoted they all of a sudden become super cop?
This is hysterical. He did the exact same nonsense in ocd. Reports and meetings every week that go nowhere and mean nothing because the goof can't read nor comprehend.
Just curious how hes gonna juggle all the speed dialing girlies in patrol. Theres alot more there than in ocd.
You ain't seen silly yet...this is gonna be good. SCC is gonna be overloaded with material to post for a long time!
who gives a rats ass..KMA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wow. Where to begin?? A SECRETARY wrote this?? One would think that the superstar that ADS Brown chose to be his secretary might have a basic grasp of the english language & perhaps a knowledge 4th grade-level grammar. Hmmm, "perspective"??? This memo reminds me of listening to the neighborhood reverends spout off to the press, attempting sound intelligent & educated by using big words that are clearly not in their vocabulary.
Pathetic. It's called "grammar check", and it's at the top of your computer screen, Giiirrrrl! Try it next time.
7/22/2010 11:35:00 AM
Before you talk about someones grammar why don't you reread your posts of left out words and poor grammar. Let me guess Harper H.S. or maybe Robeson?
well to dumbass who thinks someone was strong armed in 4 he had a warrant and a big mouth and a felon. ernie hire more cops more cops less micro-management.
Didn't they roll out the new performance evaluation system. ?Can't this system tell the police dept. managers the 'worst performing' in the whole city? What happens if the Commander's list doesnt agree with the performance evaluation system's list? Does that mean the evaluation system is a failure (and some heads should roll) or the Commander is a failure (and his head should roll). Any smart commander would only take his info from the performance eval. system, that way he can cover himself in the case of a grievance.
Another case of department poker being played; "do your numbers match our numbers????"
A little birdie says J-Fleds days are numbered. I just have a hunch this is accurate. Let the countdown begin after the funeral of Officer Bailey....
MY THEORY---Any sane mayor would not let J-Fool ruin his 20 plus year legacy. He or anybody he backs to run for mayor will be run out of town. Mayor Daley looks like a fool, since J-junk took over. Interesting fact... I am willing to bet my wife's retro that J-Fled got his ass chewed for Soderberg and then actually strangled by shortshanks till he tapped out for the Bailey murder... and then he j-fled the coupe and let daley answer all the questions and city's outrage. That was just too much of coincidence that he had "a death in the family". I don't buy it. COPS were all supposed to be part of his family what happened to that lie??? But he issued no statement for almost five days! He's on the way out allright. See how he is shying away from the cameras all of a sudden. The city is imploding just like we all said it would and he's is realizing his fate. He knows it is over. Speaking like he does....J-Fled's popularity has plummeted over 100% since this time last month.
What must we do to get rid of this metastasizing cancer know as J-Fled?
It's actually not funny, it's depressing. How about this one. On his first night as Cmdr of the 007th District, Tony Carothers has the zone assign a car to the home of an aldermen whose purse was stolen. He wants the car on the house for the 3rd and 1st watch. Offenders have keys to the home because they were in the purse. That's an eye roller, but here's the best part- she lives in the 006th District. He put cars from the 007th District down on two watches to sit on the home of an aldermen in another district. Unfuckingreal!!!!!!!!
7/22/2010 11:34:00 AM
Ok, that is not only dumb, but most likely against policy. Here's a thought alderlady: change the locks ASAP, locksmiths are licensed and are available 24/7. With the shortage of officers, why would this new commander he even do this, let alone assign cars to a different district.
Ans: oh wait, merited times 4, clouted up the ass and a box of rocks.
After we learned the actual facts, we wouldn't hire Ernest Brown for the town dogcatcher.
Your mayor is a corrupt mental case.
as for anonymous comment about dumping 14 dist. tact teams for not wanting to do any thing not even warrants. get it right we dont want to do warrants with YOUR TEAM!! best word as to why, UNSAFE! as your doing your post execution why dont you complete an answer to the law suit that always follows your warrants!! and when your ready i have box of tissue for your tears...
Anonymous said...
grievance forms??? OR TRY DOING YOUR FUCKING JOB!!! my god! Maybe, just maybe if we stopped coddling the lazy do nothing mentality we could actually make some sort of a difference...I know, I know, Im a liberal for saying that but Im talking about making things better for us! Man, when I took this job I had NO IDEA I was going to be submersing myself in a culture of laziness! I hear cops talking about how assholes and savages are always looking for a handout or a freebie but how is this any different? I mean seriously, it doesnt take much effort to not be in the bottom 10 of a district! We all know of those worthless pricks who wouldnt ride on a 10-1 if it were half a block away, will not back up another cop, and flat out refuses to do his or her job...so whats wrong with picking on those clowns a bit? Maybe our union should embrace the idea that we get paid to do a job, not sit on our asses, and reshape the image of this department! Get the grievance forms ready? What a fucking joke!
7/22/2010 10:49:00 AM
Amen Brother!!!!!
Da Wonderful Era of Ernie Brown
D.........a
W.........onderful
E.........ra of
E.........rnie
B.........rown
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turn and face the BS
ch-ch-ch changes.....
2010 10:45:00 AM
Anonymous said...
grievance forms??? OR TRY DOING YOUR FUCKING JOB!!! my god! Maybe, just maybe if we stopped coddling the lazy do nothing mentality we could actually make some sort of a difference...I know, I know, Im a liberal for saying that but Im talking about making things better for us! Man, when I took this job I had NO IDEA I was going to be submersing myself in a culture of laziness! I hear cops talking about how assholes and savages are always looking for a handout or a freebie but how is this any different? I mean seriously, it doesnt take much effort to not be in the bottom 10 of a district! We all know of those worthless pricks who wouldnt ride on a 10-1 if it were half a block away, will not back up another cop, and flat out refuses to do his or her job...so whats wrong with picking on those clowns a bit? Maybe our union should embrace the idea that we get paid to do a job, not sit on our asses, and reshape the image of this department! Get the grievance forms ready? What a fucking joke!
7/22/2010 10:49:00 AM
I remember a certain Supt who was 2 blcoks away from a man shot call that was bonified. His response? I gotta go and ran away. Does this make him a clown by your standards? A worthless prick? Lead by example. By the way, GFY!
Hell DTEB is makes Starks look like J. Edgar.
Is it true that DTEB's first edict was for all exempts to henceforth wear a wide brimmed purple felt fedora?
You don't go on Tact To do more work , but to do less. Quality over quantity.
maybe cmdr. flores can dump half her tact teams in 14. they don't want to do anything, not even help with warrants from sgt down to p.o.
7/22/2010 11:06:00 You must be refering to the Sgt. who cried to the Commander that no one wants to assist him and his team on search warrants. From my understanding the team does alot of unsafe sh*t and gets many lawsuits. Any team who assist them would have to be an idiot.
grievance forms???
OR TRY DOING YOUR FUCKING JOB!!! my god!
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Ahhhhhhh, yeah uh ... okay
Now GO get your shine-box bitch!!
I ain't doin' a fucking thing until WEIS, DALEY and all these prick exempts take a flyin' fuck!!!!
I really got to get out of the patrol division!!!
What happens to the bottom 10 that work in a craphole district. What are they going to do, send the midnight guy from 004 to the ghetto?? LOL he's already there. HAHAHAHAHA, that's good shit there.
maybe cmdr. flores can dump half her tact teams in 14. they don't want to do anything, not even help with warrants from sgt down to p.o.
O/C spray, and a law suit team ?No thanks. They obviously are being smart. Avoiding unnecessary b.s.
OMG! Let me guess, Chicago State?
---not a cop
He be gettin ready to hybridize the shit otta dis place.
7/22/2010 07:13:00 AM
LMFAO.
I'm gonna make me some popcorn. Dis gonna be good.
eb need to tell these commanders that you only need 1 secretary not 3 and officers assigned to timekeeper don't need this position waste of an officer. watch secretaries in district whose only job is to do schedule gone don't need this position . all these officer hiding inside the district cause they are afraid to go out to the streets gone we need more officers out on the street its time they also do police work .
My dog would be a better Dupt Supt. than ernie brown.Keep him out of the "cat's nest" and he still be an IDIOT!!!! Hi ERNIE from one of you X bitches.
grievance forms??? OR TRY DOING YOUR FUCKING JOB!!! my god! Maybe, just maybe if we stopped coddling the lazy do nothing mentality we could actually make some sort of a difference...I know, I know, Im a liberal for saying that but Im talking about making things better for us! Man, when I took this job I had NO IDEA I was going to be submersing myself in a culture of laziness! I hear cops talking about how assholes and savages are always looking for a handout or a freebie but how is this any different? I mean seriously, it doesnt take much effort to not be in the bottom 10 of a district! We all know of those worthless pricks who wouldnt ride on a 10-1 if it were half a block away, will not back up another cop, and flat out refuses to do his or her job...so whats wrong with picking on those clowns a bit? Maybe our union should embrace the idea that we get paid to do a job, not sit on our asses, and reshape the image of this department! Get the grievance forms ready? What a fucking joke!
7/22/2010 10:49:00 AM
Hey Carothers, writing on this post is not going to help. Drinkers, pissers and loitering is not the way to stop crimes in Englewood!!!
Everyone knows you have to "Disrupt and Discombobulate" the gang activities to stop crime!
With Brotherly Respect,
Whip II
Why doesn't the FOP send a copy of all the 100s of retirees for the past few months to the news media and "embarrass" Daley's promise to hire 100 more officers? Kind of like a small bandage on a gaping wound? Fresh horses and water should be arriving in about a year, maybe!
How about all the coppers that are getting fucked on the new order that no comp time allowed, no P-days and no furlough extensions for Aug 14th! WOW, talk about a contract violation just because they don't know how to manage. Typical "lets fuck the P.O's again." "Lets fuck with the contract so we look good and then find out we were wrong later." Typical sad state of the CPD!
Off Topic. Is there any professional courtesy given to fellow officers anymore? Verbal warning are okay, brothers. Lectures and ticket writing for bullshit traffic violations is awfully petty when police in general get shit on by the public on a regulat basis. Three CPD officers shot dead in 2 months and these motherfuckers have nothing better to do than sock to an off duty CPD cop for NOTHING. My experience is are bordering suburban police in general show little or none. Niles PD, that's you.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Everyone needs to relax take a breath and start giving everyjob you go on a report of whatever crime the complainant is describing. Give everyone a report don't code anything. Take your time back up the other cars but give everyone a report. It will show how much crime is really out there and force the city to hire more PO's
7/22/2010 08:15:00 AM
Good idea office! That is what I tell my coworkers too, but some of them get it and others have this stupid look on their face like "oh no, I don't wanna do a report!".
This guy is a typical Jack-ASS! How about just running a "let the police be the police MISSION!" More brain surgery conducted from bosses that shouldn't have been the police from the start. Get ready for more morale crushing.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
grievance forms??? OR TRY DOING YOUR FUCKING JOB!!! my god! Maybe, just maybe if we stopped coddling the lazy do nothing mentality we could actually make some sort of a difference...I know, I know, Im a liberal for saying that but Im talking about making things better for us! Man, when I took this job I had NO IDEA I was going to be submersing myself in a culture of laziness! I hear cops talking about how assholes and savages are always looking for a handout or a freebie but how is this any different? I mean seriously, it doesnt take much effort to not be in the bottom 10 of a district! We all know of those worthless pricks who wouldnt ride on a 10-1 if it were half a block away, will not back up another cop, and flat out refuses to do his or her job...so whats wrong with picking on those clowns a bit? Maybe our union should embrace the idea that we get paid to do a job, not sit on our asses, and reshape the image of this department! Get the grievance forms ready? What a fucking joke!
7/22/2010 10:49:00 AM
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! I pride myself as a dog (I don't have any "activity" and what the fuck is "activity" anyways; movers, parkers, curfews, etc...) but let me tell you- I back up my fellow brothers and sisters in blue, I will respond to every call for help from my fellow police family, etc...
The problem is we have NO FUCKING POLICE! WE ARE TOO SHORT! Daley did this and only Daley can fix it. But it will take many years to repair.
6. Watch balancing
I would love to see 1st Watch in 025 balanced with 3rd Watch. 3rd Watch in 025 can afford to have 20 people off, their sheet will still look better than 1st Watch best day.
7/22/2010 09:37:00 AM
Here's a crazy thought.... maybe there are more calls for service on 3rd than on 1st?
Blame 025, not the police department that put us in this predicament, right?
I mean, it's your right with your 3, maybe 4 years on the job, to work in a district that many officers will never be able to bid into due to no openings...
I am fairly certain another decade of 1st watch bid lies ahead of you. (And that would be the fault of the city who refuses to hire people, not 025 district). At least point your finger in the right direction.
Bottom 10 performers? Start with the incompetent people who have been in charge and are responsible for this mess:
Tracy Ladner
Peter Brust
Mike Masters
Jody Weiss
Ernie Brown
Henny Penny
Eugene Roy
etc
Daley is ultimately responsible and will get his in the coming election and this whole sorry bunch will be gone.
It sure looks like this guy just went on the internet and looked up, "what to first do when you are mistakenly made a big boss by clout. Step one, type a memo acting like you a serious about change." He missed step two that that read, "make sure the troops trust the leadership and know they have your support"..WINK WINK. Step three. "make sure you have manpower." NOT!!! RIP CPD
FYI-They are starting to come out...
Frederick K. White
For Mayor of Chicago
Says... Open honest government, lower taxes,more jobs,better services and schools.
www.frederick-k-white.com
Cooter said,We have nothing but retards on this job as bosses.things will never change with a coward in charge
Everyone needs to relax take a breath and start giving everyjob you go on a report of whatever crime the complainant is describing. Give everyone a report don't code anything. Take your time back up the other cars but give everyone a report. It will show how much crime is really out there and force the city to hire more PO's
Force the city! HA HA HA HA- Ok Mickey
Get the grievance forms ready? What a fucking joke!
The joke is on you Coward. Another softball Pussy Company Man.
Understand something this department will throw you under the bus in a second, (You first )I will step to the plate when I'm treated fairly by this Pony show.
Turn to face the strange!
How many Sgt's are they making for the upcoming class?
Why the hell should sergeants come up with strategies? I thought the point was to have more supervision on the street! Ok, 5th floor- the more reports you ask for, the less we have time to actually supervise. Get a clue already!
Thank God I'm leaving. The real police have left the building and I feel sorry for you newbies you have your hands tied behind your backs. Its over.
What about the fax messages about denying any time due on 14 and 15 August? Even personal days and furlo extensions that have been in for months! WTF???
What a fucking joke!
7/22/2010 10:49:00 AM
You havn't been here long have you?
"I would love to see 1st Watch in 025 balanced with 3rd Watch. 3rd Watch in 025 can afford to have 20 people off, their sheet will still look better than 1st Watch best day."
Easy there rookie- your 3 plus years hasn't really made you any smarter- You see, 3rd watch gets far more calls then 1st watch- hence more police. Bottom line is no watch should be this short. If you keep up this stupidity you might replace J-Fled!
Besides- how many officers do you need to hit the hole?
Is that Ernie running the show??? Nah! It mud be a tropical dilusion!
OT...but Good!
Clout Rules Supreme
Anthony Carothers has reportedly never been promoted by competitive examination score to the ranks of sergeant or lieutenant in the CPD. Instead, those ranks were given to him as "meritorious appointments." Promotions, along with a career full of prestigious assignments, flowed freely while his brother Isaac served as the powerful chairman of the Chicago City Council Committee on Police and Fire.
Carothers is just one the numerous political aristocracies this city and this police department has been forced to endure. The incompetent political hacks that have been positioned to lead us have only poisoned us as a department. They are an embarrassment to be associated with the many honorable men and women of the Chicago Police Department who serve its citizens daily with dignity and distinction. His story is here only because it is the newest. There are others... many others.
Police Superintendent Within the Circle of Corruption?
Yet, in the first set of command staff changes at CPD after the conviction of Alderman Isaac Carothers, we see the gravy train has not stopped for his brother Anthony.
Superintendent Jody Weis promoted the convicted Alderman's brother to Commander of the Englewood District and then publicly boasted that once again he was promoting the "brightest and best" in the Chicago Police Department?
Does Weis really believe the men and women of the CPD will drink the kool-aid and respect or follow people like Anthony Carothers as their leaders?
What overt message was the Superintendent sending to the members of the Chicago Police Department?
• That public corruption is a good?
• That public corruption is to be accepted?
• That public corruption is to be rewarded?
• That leaders of city government and the police department act corrupt themselves by protecting the interests (taking care of family and friends) of corrupt public officials who have been convicted of VIOLATING THE PUBLIC TRUST ???
"This smells of a thousand hogs", as a Chicago newspaperman once wrote.
Was Jody Weis bought and paid for ($310,000/yr) the Chicago way? One might wonder...
I have it all figured out!
Joe-Shithead will sue you.
The department won't back you.
The people don't want you.
The Mayor hates you.
Answer your calls and ride hot jobs is the answer. Only ride out your jobs for your 30 and you are not a DOG ASS. Proactive? LOL! Ask Cozzi about proactive!!
I hope I make bottom ten!
What we have here is a failure to communicate. Ever get the feeling were living in backwards world and this is all a joke? I'm looking for those candid cameras and a television host to come out and say it was all just an elaborate hoax the whole time.
Sadly, I don't think that will happen anytime soon. That is all.
does cpd have commanders assigned to vcd , mlas , traffic , preventive programs when lts or sgts could run them
008 VIOLENT ZONE MISSIONS???????
WHAT A JOKE!!!!! KNOW THEIRS A DISTRICT UP FOR GRABS!!!
BIG BOSS, MAYBE YOU CAN HELP AND BRING IT BACK TO LIFE!!!!!
ENJOY THE EXTENDED COFFEE BREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 Worst Performers? That would be all the watch cmdrs, field lt.s & select Sgt.'s.. typical unqualified incompetent exempt, blame the blueshirt& scapegoat the non-clouted. Zzzzz, meet the new ass same as before
"so whats wrong with picking on those clowns a bit? Maybe our union should embrace the idea that we get paid to do a job, not sit on our asses, and reshape the image of this department! Get the grievance forms ready? What a fucking joke!"
SO SEZ THE WHITESHIRT MERIT SGT, SIT& SPIN SARGE, SIT & SPIN M'FR
Bye Bye gun and sat teams, the writing has been on the wall for quite awhile!
Hey Dep Brown: How about you talk with IAD and get some of those POWs out of call back and back to work. Enough is enough for some of those guys/gals...
End the 2 tier discpline bs..
to the dirt bag saying disband the units:
F*** YOU, units are the only ones doing anything out there. if you arent making an arrest a day working a beat car you have no room to talk s***.
go have your 3rd lunch of the day and come back to talk to me. yes, we are short on officers, but that doesnt mean we put "working officers" on meaningless beat cars to handle back logs.
-working copper
Shut the fuck up, your a pussy. Nothing but a bunch of 2 year hair gel wonders on the "special units". Couldn't fuck their way out of a wet paper bag. They turn sugar into shit. 5 min. after they leave a scene a sgt. has to be called and clean up their mess. These punk bitchs don't know anything about being the police. So tough guy go get your one rocker and your nickle bag of weed and walk around like you have a 10 inch dick. Most of you guys aren't worth a shit.
Anonymous said...
grievance forms??? OR TRY DOING YOUR FUCKING JOB!!! my god! Maybe, just maybe if we stopped coddling the lazy do nothing mentality we could actually make some sort of a difference...I know, I know, Im a liberal for saying that but Im talking about making things better for us! Man, when I took this job I had NO IDEA I was going to be submersing myself in a culture of laziness! I hear cops talking about how assholes and savages are always looking for a handout or a freebie but how is this any different? I mean seriously, it doesnt take much effort to not be in the bottom 10 of a district! We all know of those worthless pricks who wouldnt ride on a 10-1 if it were half a block away, will not back up another cop, and flat out refuses to do his or her job...so whats wrong with picking on those clowns a bit? Maybe our union should embrace the idea that we get paid to do a job, not sit on our asses, and reshape the image of this department! Get the grievance forms ready? What a fucking joke!
7/22/2010 10:49:00 AM
Young Lady,
Yes, you are obviously a Libturd, first of all, it's a given. You probably voted for Obama but have since scraped the Obama sticker from your Prius. You have not yet been stripped of your Police powers for something that you did or did not do and sent to wallow in your misery at Callback.
You have not been injured and dealt with our moronic medical system, who do everything that they can not to help you. Finally, you have yet to sit in court, but in the defendent's chair, as you hear numerous lies being alledged against you, wondering if you will lose your freedom or everything that you own. Stay safe.
5. all the police officers assigned as crossing guard supervisors and they themselves dont do the crossing when one of the crossing guards is off waste of money could be assigned to a sgt.
Ok explain to me why we have a civilian crossing guard supervisor and a police crossing guard supervisor in my district??? Isn't that a waste of an officer that should be on the streets!!!!
HIRE MORE THAN 100 POLICE OFFICERS!
6. Watch balancing
I would love to see 1st Watch in 025 balanced with 3rd Watch. 3rd Watch in 025 can afford to have 20 people off, their sheet will still look better than 1st Watch best day.
7/22/2010 09:37:00 AM
Same thing in 003. Glad I'm on 3rd watch!
Why doesn't the FOP send a copy of all the 100s of retirees for the past few months to the news media and "embarrass" Daley's promise to hire 100 more officers? Kind of like a small bandage on a gaping wound? Fresh horses and water should be arriving in about a year, maybe!
7/22/2010 09:16:00 PM
Hey lazy ass why rely on the FOP to do something. Since it's your wonderful idea why don't you send copies to the news media. Or do you need mommy and the FOP to hold your hand?
watch secretaries in district whose only job is to do schedule gone don't need this position . all these officer hiding inside the district cause they are afraid to go out to the streets gone we need more officers out on the street its time they also do police work
You reading this area 2 deputy chiefs office ?
grievance forms??? OR TRY DOING YOUR FUCKING JOB!!! my god! Maybe, just maybe if we stopped coddling the lazy do nothing mentality we could actually make some sort of a difference...I know, I know, Im a liberal for saying that but Im talking about making things better for us! Man, when I took this job I had NO IDEA I was going to be submersing myself in a culture of laziness! I hear cops talking about how assholes and savages are always looking for a handout or a freebie but how is this any different? I mean seriously, it doesnt take much effort to not be in the bottom 10 of a district! We all know of those worthless pricks who wouldnt ride on a 10-1 if it were half a block away, will not back up another cop, and flat out refuses to do his or her job...so whats wrong with picking on those clowns a bit? Maybe our union should embrace the idea that we get paid to do a job, not sit on our asses, and reshape the image of this department! Get the grievance forms ready? What a fucking joke!
7/22/2010 10:49:00 AM
Hey Carothers, writing on this post is not going to help. Drinkers, pissers and loitering is not the way to stop crimes in Englewood!!!
Everyone knows you have to "Disrupt and Discombobulate" the gang activities to stop crime!
With Brotherly Respect,
Whip II
7/22/2010 08:47:00 PM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Why doesn't the FOP send a copy of all the 100s of retirees for the past few months to the news media and "embarrass" Daley's promise to hire 100 more officers? Kind of like a small bandage on a gaping wound? Fresh horses and water should be arriving in about a year, maybe!
7/22/2010 09:16:00 PM
because the FLOP won't do ANYTHING that would embarrass the mayor. C'mon, he is the one setting them up for the next step in their lives. Can't bite the hand that feeds you, ya know ?
An activity report was pulled today in 011. Some desk officers in 011 have more activity than the regulars on Bt "squad, we were just about to ask for a quick personal" 1122
Full story of Brown's job application fiasco in Buckeye AZ.......
http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/local/articles/2008/08/05/20080805chiefsearch0805.html
How many Sgt's are they making for the upcoming class?
From what I hear it will be a class of 20. And that includes merit...
"He be gettin ready to hybridize the shit outta dis place."
--7/22/2010 07:13:00 AM
Scene -
W.C. Fields, surveying a bad Florida real estate investment, pokes at a lifeless, leafless trunk sticking out of the ground.
"Ah, yeees, appears to be a young orange tree."
His wife smacks him in the side of the head with her fifteen-pound handbag. "THAT"S A WEED!"
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EB that nose of yours just keeps growing....................
Anonymous said...
The new boss of 007 ran into some officers coming in with a gun pinch. He told them that he didn't really care about guns and wanted quality of life arrests from his tact teams. He said some bullshit about killing the flower at the root. Freaking moron.
7/22/2010 08:59:00 AM
No gun arrests huh???? Criminals with gun isn't a quality of life arrest??? Guess not when your family is in the pen!!!!
At this meeting why not address all the wasted manpower in these units? only reason we have so many of those units is for the clout babies and clout boss babies. TRU and MSF? get rid of both and put them back in the district and the district can then handle their own hotspots. Central Control Group? uhm, 001 and 018 did fine being in their respective Areas before. DOC? they take the info given by the district and tell the district its hot spot. Uhm, the district can get that same info from the computer you waste of a unit.
You obviously work either in a slow district or an inside spot, because if you worked anywhere busy you would know that those units serve a great purpose; you cannot mobilize manpower any faster than you can in those units, when shit hits the fan in busy districts, i.e. illegal block parties with hundreds in attendance daring you and your 2 car backup to try and end it, or the out-of-control crime scene for a homicide or shooting when the whole neighborhood is out there trying to spark it up, showering you with irish confetti. I for one have never been happier to see a hundred coppers from those units come flying in, forming up, and helping us take it back, because let's face it, there is no way a district has the manpower to do so.
You know, we hear nothing but bad things about every boss that is named on this blog, it doesn't seem to matter who it is, i've seen people flamed on here that I know are great bosses, from Capt down to Sgt. so my question is, who are the good ones? I'd love to see a list started on here by district of who is considered good, and what watch they are on...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Okay, I gotta put my two cents in. First you bitch about Dugan and that he is just looking out for number one and is in it for himself. Then Dugan gets dumped and they bring in Brown. And all you guys do is bitch. He's in it for himself, looking to be the next sup. You bitched about Cline, you bitch about J-Fled (okay I will give you that one). You bitch about Peterson, and Patterson and all the rest. How about we start a thread and you war heroes tell Shortshanks exactly who should be running the show. I agree the feebs gotta go, and all the two year wonders in the policy group along with him. But then who? Who takes over? Suggestions anyone? "Chirp, Chirp, Chirp." That's what I thought. No matter who you name someone is going to bad mouth your pick. In almost twenty years I have learrned one thing about working for a boss and making it easy on myself...find out what the boss expects and meet those expectations. Simple. Adapt. Write the paper so the Sgt. will accept it without kicking it back, put your PC in the narrative of the arrest so the WC won't kick it back. Dot the i's and cross the t's. Once you know what a boss expects, give it to him/her and you will never have any problems with a boss on this job. Disagree with the policies that they put in place or do things your own way and the boss will make life hard for you. Don't get me wrong, I don't like a lot of what is going on, but there are things you can change and things you have to accept. So figure out which is which and get on with it. Finally, whatever you may think of EB personally, one thing is for sure, he is the real police. Maybe he forgot some of where he came from, but he was out there, he is one of us and not one of J-Fled.
7/22/2010 03:31:00 PM
Congratulations!!!! You made the team!! Here's your complimentary kneepads!!!!
A lot of the shortages can be over come if you get the saturation teams and the TRU assigned to each dist as avail cars. Have them log in to the dist they're assigned to, and have them dispatched calls, make the avail for assignments. Otherwise they're simply SOS teams in uniform. Big whoop. They go in, do what they want if they want, and leave. How is that helping????
Assign them to a dist, have them up and avail for assignment like any schmuck beat car, and handle like they're actually cars, there to assist the dist.
Forget all the lone ranger bullshit, it's been done, over and over and over. NOW, make them count and problem solved.
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Are you kidding me? Where do you work? Pratically every district TRU, Area Sat/Gang teams and MSF go to, they answer 20-30 jobs a night and ride on even more as back up. They handle jobs "you" never see many more times. Often times, the pending jobs are practically nothing compared to other busy districts they are not in for that night. I know, I run the pending jobs every few minutes if I have free time.
Some districts have cars that just use the extra cars in their districts to their advantage (sitting at front desk, playing on computer, sitting in the park doing nothing!!) Often times, I see cars flying to "in progress jobs" and see the district cars going another direction (not on a job!). Again OBVIOUSLY NOT EVERY CAR AND IN EVERY DISTRICT.
Problem #1 is not the assisting units who have aggressive police officers assiting district cars, it's the people who you have in districts that don't do anything!! You ever hear 10% do 90% of the work? That's exactly what CPD is!
I wish they could assign more cars/people from slow districts to busy districts for the night!
Run pending jobs in districts like 012, 001, 021, 002, 013, 014, 021, 017, 020. You get the idea. 012 will have 3 cars on jobs and the rest available. Obviously, its not like that every day, but for the last 17 years, it has been - on a regular basis. Run waiting jobs in slow districts every night for a week and you'll get an idea on how busy it is. Then look at their arrest queue.
Why do people like you continue to blame hard working police in hard working units for lack of police service and availability of police? It doesn't add up.
Do your homework on officers activity before you write....
Most of the outside units are helping you more than you know and are probalby stopping even more calls for service.
How many Sgt's are they making for the upcoming class?
ANSWER: not enough
Bottom 10 performers? Start with...You forgot D/S Theodore O'keefe!
Bottom 10 performers? Start with the incompetent people who have been in charge and are responsible for this mess:
Tracy Ladner
Peter Brust
Mike Masters
Jody Weiss
Ernie Brown
Henny Penny
Eugene Roy
etc
Daley is ultimately responsible and will get his in the coming election and this whole sorry bunch will be gone.
Please please, CPD, CFD, city workers and teachers, please register to vote. If there is any threat to Daley the revs are going to come out strong. This is our chance.
7/22/2010 08:42:00 AM
If he ABOLISHES the bullshit gun law in this City he's got MY vote.
Check out the memo from Ernie about PODS. WTF boss, don't you read the shit that some idiot gives you to sign? For goodness sake, what is this memo supposed to mean?
So many lazy do nothing people on this job. We may have 11,000officers, but only 3,000 or so are actually the police.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
"I would love to see 1st Watch in 025 balanced with 3rd Watch. 3rd Watch in 025 can afford to have 20 people off, their sheet will still look better than 1st Watch best day."
Easy there rookie- your 3 plus years hasn't really made you any smarter- You see, 3rd watch gets far more calls then 1st watch- hence more police. Bottom line is no watch should be this short. If you keep up this stupidity you might replace J-Fled!
Besides- how many officers do you need to hit the hole?
7/22/2010 11:04:00 PM
I got news for you pal, in 025 1st watch, even though we are short, we work like hell. Numbers don't lie. Compare the activity of 1st watch to 2nd watch and 3rd watch.
1st watch in 025 is full of hard working officers. Please note, I am not putting down 2nd watch or 3rd watch, I am just saying we are more productive.
Will Ernie be bringing "Andrew H. Brown" and Algonquin J. Calhoun esq. in to help him performalize the Patrol Division ? Just askin'.............
Anonymous said...
How many Sgt's are they making for the upcoming class?
7/22/2010 10:27:00 PM
140
To the commentators of SCC: You guys and gals are right on target!
And funny, too!
You guys intensify my want and desire to get back in the "game" and back in the "circus!" Especially with the new
"Ringmaster": Ernie Brown!
Cause if that's the case I still won't care. Sincerly-Suck my Cock.
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LMFAO!
Finally, whatever you may think of EB personally, one thing is for sure, he is the real police. Maybe he forgot some of where he came from, but he was out there, he is one of us and not one of J-Fled.
7/22/2010 03:31:00 PM
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Yah, and after your long tirade trying to put down the rank and file because they refuse to accept shithead clout bosses, you do what you came here to do:
Pimp for a caught-lying-three-times pimp daddy who thinks because the criminal reverend brigade is behind him he can do whatever he wants, and get away with it.
Come 2011, Shitshanks and all his play-rev scumbags are GONE pal, THEN what you gonna do?
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! I pride myself as a dog (I don't have any "activity" and what the fuck is "activity" anyways; movers, parkers, curfews, etc...) but let me tell you- I back up my fellow brothers and sisters in blue, I will respond to every call for help from my fellow police family, etc...
--I'm with you! Backing up PO's is my activity. That should be a priority to all of us!!!!
What about the fax messages about denying any time due on 14 and 15 August? Even personal days and furlo extensions that have been in for months! WTF???
--Grieve it!!!
Your mayor is a corrupt mental case.
7/22/2010 06:20:00 PM
Yes we know.So is every other politician and court,LE agency in Illinois.The press is no better.
We have no legal options.
How about all the coppers that are getting fucked on the new order that no comp time allowed, no P-days and no furlough extensions for Aug 14th! WOW, talk about a contract violation just because they don't know how to manage. Typical "lets fuck the P.O's again." "Lets fuck with the contract so we look good and then find out we were wrong later." Typical sad state of the CPD!
--Grieve it
"Brightest and best" per the fled.?
Is he serious?
As a past instructor assigned to the training academy, years ago, I have had the opportunity to have not only
met but also train some young bright officers who exhibited true leadership potential.
They are now in positions to be promoted and used effectively.
Most with excellent street experience and credibility under their belts.
I challenge the fled's comment about his promoting the best and brightest.
Let me pick any 5 of my own candidates for promotion. Put them against the fled's most recent 5 of his "best and brightest" and give them a written test.
I'll let my choices spot fled's choices 10 points per candidate in scoring.
They will shatter his BS comment about the best and brightest.
Talent is out there. The workers know who they are and who they'd follow with confidence.
This s(T)up. is a scam artist.
All smoke and mirrors.
6. Watch balancing
I would love to see 1st Watch in 025 balanced with 3rd Watch. 3rd Watch in 025 can afford to have 20 people off, their sheet will still look better than 1st Watch best day.
7/22/2010 09:37:00 AM
Good point - no watch should have 20 people off on the same day. These young coppers with their "social lives" need to work more weekends and plan around rdo's instead of whining like bitches to the W/C (025 3rd watch coppers are authorities on whining like bitches). The 025 3rd watch LT needs to get his head out of his ass and stop giving every 3 yr wonder copper the day off that comes into his office with a sob story.
JFLED , we know field lts are a thing of the past
why not assign sgts with 1 man units , maybe officers that aren't productive . this would be a sure way to get activity from officers .
sgt could point out illegal activity , and document incompetence of officer
let's suspend or fire some of these lazy coppers and hire some new aggressive police officers
Brown was a good commander in 003 I can repect anybody with bars and stars that still hits the streets and hits them hard with his officers. Yeah he has made mistakes just like everybody else. Give him a damn chance and yes that's what boss should do have meets to pick ppls brains for ideas god know the shit we using no is not working. We have two district bike team. WHY? And a warrant car two 06 cars WHY? When we don't even have rapid cars up to overlap the beats to help out. To computers that have been down since May... so yes we do need some new ideas.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
JFLED , we know field lts are a thing of the past
why not assign sgts with 1 man units , maybe officers that aren't productive . this would be a sure way to get activity from officers .
sgt could point out illegal activity , and document incompetence of officer
let's suspend or fire some of these lazy coppers and hire some new aggressive police officers
7/23/2010 10:39:00 AM
Great idea and lets watch the "aggressive" officers be fired, sued, lose their pensions,and go to prison now STFU 5 year wonder,and "go git em kid"!
that's what boss should do have meets to pick ppls brains
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They already have meetings to pick peoples brains, every week at the doc or whatever tf they are calling it now...
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so yes we do need some new ideas.
7/23/2010 11:19:00 AM
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NO, all the stupid ideas have already been tried, we need NEW EQUIPMENT and MORE MANPOWER, not new ideas, the best idea is go back to basics, man the beat cars, perhaps reallign beats/districts.. address crime and disorder problems on the street, don't have all your alleged leaders sitting in a stupid meeting that will solve nothing...
all the meeting will do is find a new reason for an event number and more ways to take the beat cars and other coppers away from actually doing their jobs, which consists of - communicating with the public and determining what their perception of problems is, making traffic stops and street stops, doing preliminary and follow up investigations etc... not just going to a meeting somewhere outside the district and making up crap for everyone to do so it looks like we are doing something!
Also, for anyone in the last 25 years to state that any commander in 003 did a good job is a total joke, that place has been a total cluster f(*k for years... EB didn't make any positive impact on it.
Anonymous said...
How many Sgt's are they making for the upcoming class?
7/22/2010 10:27:00 PM
140
7/23/2010 08:12:00 AM
I guess that means Karen is number 140 on the list.
I have to say this.....R.D.O. on the 14th...have worked the bud bilikin parade for 8 years! I will be thinking of you guys from wisconsin!!!
Can you please start a post about pro-active and re-active policing. These people in the media are missing the story. The longer they treat us like this the longer they get reactive policing. Proactive policing seems to be a thing of the past. As long as we are reactive and just do what is required of us they will never win and we will never "take back the city". Give us the tools and we can begin proactive policing again and the people of this city will win.
6. Watch balancing
I would love to see 1st Watch in 025 balanced with 3rd Watch. 3rd Watch in 025 can afford to have 20 people off, their sheet will still look better than 1st Watch best day.
7/22/2010 09:37:00 AM
Good point - no watch should have 20 people off on the same day. These young coppers with their "social lives" need to work more weekends and plan around rdo's instead of whining like bitches to the W/C (025 3rd watch coppers are authorities on whining like bitches). The 025 3rd watch LT needs to get his head out of his ass and stop giving every 3 yr wonder copper the day off that comes into his office with a sob story.
7/23/2010 10:12:00 AM
That's a great idea. Let's take away the one tool that a good boss has to keep the troops happy, time due for some pesky "social life".
Got news for you, my friend. Our social lives are what keeps us sane. Work is just a minor inconvenience in between what's really important. Days off, family time, friend time, underwater basket-weaving, or whatever other hobbies we may have. And by we, I am not including you, because obviously you love 3rd watch in 025 so much you can't bear to take a day off.
That W/C is a great boss, and a cop's cop. Maybe one of the days you don't want to burn time to spend the day with your loved ones, you'll step in shit. Hope he's not RDO, or worse, burning time.
Brown gets the big bucks, work for it!! Why is he asking for ideas, I thought he should have some, any???
The real bosses that were demoted or told to retire were leaders, WTF. Who is running this dept.??
If Sgt., Lt and commanders need to tell Brown what to do why do we need him!!
RETIRE
We gonna run a mission, give me ideas
>>>Do your homework on officers activity before you write....
Most of the outside units are helping you more than you know and are probalby stopping even more calls for service.
7/23/2010 03:59:00 AM<<<
"stopping even more calls for service." How about answering some of those calls for service, like the domestics on the 3rd floor and coding them out.
Maybe even take the paper if there is no arrest; that would really help out.
Does Ernie still use a computer from Housing?
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