Monday, March 10, 2025

Stay Classy Southwest Side

After a nice spring weekend, brutally cut short by Daylight Savings, word about a particularly heinous murder:

  • Firefighters responding to a residential fire Friday evening in North Lawndale discovered the dismembered body of a 68-year-old man, according to Chicago police, who said the fire had been intentionally set. Fire crews answering a call around 5:15 p.m. Friday of a residential fire in the 2300 block of South Kirkland Avenue put out the fire and found the body of the man in the basement.

    His arms and right leg had been severed, according to a police report that said he also had a neck injury and deep cuts to his left leg. Inside the residence, investigators also found contractor bags, a reciprocating saw, shrink wrap and a cellphone.

No word yet if these were illegals doing crimes that Chicagoans won't do anymore because Conehead insists crime is down. That may be true across certain categories (we spent years pointing out the statistical manipulation), but overall, the true count isn't nearly as clear as the political class would have you believe.

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26 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dexter reboot in Chicago?

3/10/2025 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic ABC 7 posted an article which claimed it was a Tariff march Ahh Bull shit It was a women’s march for the new government run by the first woman president and anti cartel which are killing women students not a stupid tariff march. Jack ass liberaltards

3/10/2025 03:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Contractor bags, reciprocating saw and shrink wrap? Gacy was a contractor that put bodies in basements. The son or ghost of Gacy?

3/10/2025 03:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like someone found the job a little too difficult to finish and decided on the easy way out. Doesn't sound like an invader to me, they're generally practiced in their art.

3/10/2025 05:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats definitely not the southwest side

3/10/2025 06:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get your map out, that’s a stretch to lump that in with the “southwest side”

3/10/2025 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like migrants

3/10/2025 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Serial killer or the guy deserved it. Pick one.

3/10/2025 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Southwest side? Uh that's just plain westside nonsense! Don't blame the southwest side for that one.

3/10/2025 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Armenians….

3/10/2025 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't this where the Cook County coroner usually rules it a suicide?

3/10/2025 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

North Lawndale is the West Side, NOT the Southwest Side.

3/10/2025 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have the experts ruled out suicide?

3/10/2025 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He from the Mideast where you lose body parts for certain crimes just axin ?

3/10/2025 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clinton suicide?

3/10/2025 01:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CHICAGO (WLS) -- A security guard taken into custody after a woman was shot and killed at a nightclub in Stone Park Saturday night has been released, police said.

Family members spoke with ABC7 and said 21-year-old Zulma Daniela Calderon Pacheco was killed when a security guard fired a shot while trying to break up a fight.

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The medical examiner has ruled the death a homicide.

The death happened around 2 a.m. Saturday at the Mansion Live Nightclub, 3801 W. Lake St., in Stone Park, officials
remember nothing good happens in stone park ill after midnite

3/10/2025 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ban assault reciprocating saws now! no one needs a demolition blade! Biometric activation, stop if it touches flesh!

if it saves one life...

/sarc

3/10/2025 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember there not illegals or migrants they are aliens. Call them what they are.

3/10/2025 03:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Venezuelan weight loss system. No need to cut carbs, just cut limbs.

3/10/2025 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good one!

3/11/2025 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wtf?

3/11/2025 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep, what he said.

3/11/2025 12:32:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Did they find all the pieces?

3/11/2025 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alien would include people who are here legally. Illegals encompasses all who are here illegally. What's your obsession with the wrong term about? And why don't you know the difference between there and they're?

3/11/2025 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not the best tasting ones.

3/11/2025 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Midnight. Nothing good happens in Stone Park period

3/12/2025 04:31:00 PM  

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