Mt Greenwood Big Foot?
Humorous post from the southside (click for larger version):
Sounds like some bored adults.
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
Tuesday, May 13, 2025
Sounds like some bored adults.
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Can someone please address the parking lot of the 1st Police District station. Large vehicles and trucks have caused thousands in damage to the landscaping because most coppers are just too lazy to find a normal parking space. Why in the world are vehicles parked on the sidewalk. These vehicles also block the view of fellow officers driving in the parking lot. If the fire department sends an inspector over, they would clearly see the vehicles parked on the sidewalk and in the lanes would obstruct a fire truck or an ambulance. There is well over 50 parking spaces available on 17th and 18th Streets for vehicles. Today, there were well over 45 marked and unmarked vehicles in regular parking spaces for officers in the lot.
Sounds like a Mike Byrne kangaroo story in the making.
Who remembers the Kangaroo chase in the 16th district many years ago. There were several sightings and an officer even boxed with the roo but was defeated and the kangaroo fled. I recall an article in the old police star magazine regarding this incident but don't recall the issue to provide a link.
Toni Preckwinkle was at Mt Greenwood school?
I heard on or around March 17th, they also saw a bunch of little green men running around. Weird.
Such a scummy neighborhood!!
Big Mike was a week early for the Class reunion.
He came to get his revenge for fucking with his coyote homie. The cemetery stomping grounds are awfully lonely now
Lived here for over 20yrs, it was just an Irish girl coming home from the bar.....move along.
Big Mike out for a walk in a neighborhood outside of O-block?
I used to work with a guy that matched that description, especially after a few shots of Jameson whiskey
Bayside Marketplace Mall- Aliens. Enough said 🛸👽
Sounds like some copper got confused going home from the bar.
Just a drunk mt greenwood resident.
Sasquatch?! This seriously has to be a Babylon Bee or An Onion article. Or at least I hope it is. 🤦
8th grader posted on social media a hit list of kids he was gonna shoot . That was the police presence.
They drink some wild stuff in Mount Greenwood?
Lmfbo The Wood
Sisto is a clown. Always has been.
Remember this is Mount Hillbilly. Things happen here.
Actually, according to the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization, Bigfoot is seen quite a bit in Illinois. It must not have to pay taxes.
Residents of Mt. Greenwood need to lay off the juice. Spend your time doing something constructive. Apply for asylum like the South Africans before your property values collapse.
Reminds me of the Homey the Clown scare in the early 90's. We were getting clown sighting calls all over the place.
now that's funny, thanks for the laugh
Someone took the Sasquatch hanging around Sisters Lake home with them?
Please send my wife home.
I thought Janet Reno was dead.
As a witness in Roswell, NM said, "they're not little, and they're not green".
This is the result of all the inbreeding and inebriation that goes on in greasewood.
That’s the Chicago Mothman. He usually frequents Calumet Park. Never hurts anyone. Might be doing recon…for the rest of them.
Homey the Clown is in the Mayor's office now...
Pretty stupid to play a prank at an elementary school, no? Using an adult person, hiding around children?
Dude, dude, duuuuuude.. hey... so listen up bro... dude... i just saw fucking bigfoot man!
biiiigfoot for real! straight up! no boosheet... bigfoot...
shrooms? naaaaaa nor me.... hehehehe...
maybe some windowpane, but no shrooms...
saw the bigassfoot by da schoolhouse rock... im a bill just a bill...
call 911, report rhat shir so no kids get ate., call now! or i'm gonna freek out
Whaa Whaa Whaa
wow I'm not hitting a brink's truck with you. why give his address too lol
Somebody from Sister Lakes brought the Dewey Lake monster home.
Funny! A Preckeinkle sighting! She’s stealing the chalk from schools at night so the teachers cannot teach.
Leprechauns aren't green, they wear green ! Those were obviously aliens and not the illegal kind 😂
The red eyes gave it away for me...
Bigfoot doesn't really exist. Except in the minds of people who want it to.
An urban sighting of Sasquatch you say? Ever notice that Bigfoot sightings have exponentially increased ever since You Tube became a thing? Yeah, me too. What coe-inky-dink.
Glad you think that way. Your kind is wanted there. You better stay away.
Wendigo from the Chicago Kickapoo Algonquian branch tribe lore. Look it up.
Residents of Mt. Greenwood Are racist. They made up this story to scare Black people away from moving in to the neighborhood.
Shut up loser.
Well, there’s a joke that makes no sense.
And his hair was perfect
I'd rather live in Englewood than Mt Greenwood.
I thought my ex wife left the state.
Ha, ha, ha....how true!
See what mushrooms do to your brain. Kristi Noem better investigate.
Ayyyyyyy el chucacabre
Mike Byrne and Achi Maris.
High taxes; inflated home prices on 90yr old wrecks; most registered sex offenders per sq mile. Great neighborhood
Ha ha - totally forgot about that - good memory
Ask Mike Bryant, he knows.
Back in the day you used to find Sasquatchina in Hinky Dinks at 2 am.
The Yeti was looking for a mate. Big Mike might fit the bill.
Mallort
I saw it too...across 115th St from the Jewel's...truth
This post is about Mt Greenwood, Not Edison Park. Get back on the clock.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Some hillbilly dipped into the bathtub moonshine to celebrate Memorial Day a little too early.
…. Did it work?
Oh really? Well I have to keep my eye on the data to see if the ploy works. If it does I will use it by my place to keep other beasts away.
I’m not going to risk it. I hate registered mail, ghosts, and dogs. Sasquatch? Not for me.
RIP Warren Zevon. Had the pleasure of seeing him perform twice at the old Park West.
Per Square Mile? Better do your math, Joe.
Southsiders 🤷
In that case, you would be welcomed there.
The number of sightings have remained the same. But thanks to youtube, it's just publicized more.
What did Sasquatch bump into 2211 sleeping in the lot .
Point proven
Go ahead, I dare you.
Just Tom Darts hairpiece
That was my mother-in-law. She was upset we didn't invite her to my kid's recital so she just showed up uninvited. {smdh} You think that sighting was scary you should see her after Thanksgiving going through our garbage cans.
Mothman is back in town
A few years ago i would have guessed mike magliano was on the loose in the neighborhood but today he is normal size. Back in the day he looked like sasquatch
Of course, a southside thing.
Awww. Someone’s jealous that they didn’t move to Edison Park years ago like the smart coppers and firemen. Awww.
LMAO...is she single?
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