Twenty Years....Pension Time?
Aside from that eighteen month hiatus - call it a Leave of Absence - it's been twenty years blogging.
7,305 days with just shy of 25,000 posts (24,876 we think) and over 1.6 MILLION comments posted.
We don't think the internal counter on blogger is completely accurate as it didn't exist when we started, but it currently shows 98.8 MILLION visits. It probably missed the first couple years (as many as eight), so 100 million pretty much a given, and probably closer to 110 million.
Where do we even begin to thank everyone? It isn't truly possible to do so in any meaningful way. This was a hobby....a distraction....from what we saw as the slow decline of an honorable and enjoyable profession that granted us so much:
- the opportunity to make a decent middle class living;
- the ability to provide for our spouses and kids;
- a world class city with mediocre sports teams, awesome restaurants, incredible museums;
- lifelong friendships, on the job and off, most of which we maintain at some level;
- the chance to Serve and Protect
Corny? Sure. True? Absolutely.
But even at the beginning in the 90s, we were told by old timers of clouds on the horizon. We saw the seeds planted, the shortcuts and undercutting coming back to haunt the Department, the political winds constantly shifting direction, the endemic rot within the command structure.
And we decided to "not go quietly into that good night." So we started a blog. And it was amazing and tedious and horrible and worrisome and God knows how many other adjectives we could come up with. We were inspired by the old SecondCityCopNetwork, run by a sergeant out of 025 who got sued when his name become known and we tried like Hell to avoid that. We only bailed out for those eighteen months so that we could top off our pension without spending it stripped at callback, awaiting a political decision that was already pre-determined and would have cost us tens, maybe a hundred thousand dollars in legal battles.
But it was mostly fun, which is what a hobby should be.
In any event, thank you for twenty years. So much has changed. The kids have all moved on. The Department changed, very little of it for the better. Chicago is in a death spiral along with Illinois and we don't see a good way out of it. We're attending retirement parties almost every other week, but not too many funerals which is good.
God Bless and stay safe. We'll be around.
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140 Comments:
Tell us who was the fuckin' SCUM political HACK? Groot?
The 1st amendment means nothing to these piece of shit Leftists.
Stay safe SCC and please keep up the great work.
You and all still on the job matter to those that matter.
Never forget that!
Have a great summer and take care of your partner.
Retired, 30+
You’re welcome SCC !!!
Welcome to the KMA club.
Thank you!
Your hiatus has to count towards seniority. Subtract ur absence then continue after that. I know this because when I personally got hired the blog had a lot 6 months on me. I’m approaching 20 years in sept I personally believe I passed you after ur absence in seniority. The blogs 20 year anniversary should be around. March of next year if I’m correct.
Dear SCC about 5 years ago, at lunch with 5 retirees, we agreed that you guys keep your identities so tight, YOU .UST NOT BE COPS.
Cops can't keep secrets.
I can tell you guys are cops. I wonder if we rode together once or twice out on the West Side
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I still think one of you guys are a lawyer.
Regardless, THANK YOU FOR YOUR EFFORTS!!!
As a retired cop with 36 years on I can’t thank you enough for all the years you have given all of us. Because of your updates I feel I haven’t lost touch of the great life I had on the department. God bless you for all the years you have put into the blog.
As a retired cop with 36 years on I can’t thank you enough for all the years you have given all of us. Because of your updates I feel I haven’t lost touch of the great life I had on the department. God bless you for all the years you have put into the blog.
Bekissa = God bless. I remember a sgt in 021 giving me one of the business cards for the blog, I been hooked reading it ever since yall started. One or two comments used in a thread aswell as "a sharp eye reading" mentioned. I sincerely wish yall along healthy life of retirement and blogging.
Thank you for all the hard work.
Please do a reboot of your “Problems Facing The Department” series. It’s been almost 19 years since that came out.
A 20 Year partnership, "What a Run"
Stick around...the fun's just getting started with DOJ
Thank-you for the forum and opportunity to press, de-compress, share, lift-up and hopefully contribute a smile or two.
Thank YOU for all the years of scoops, the REAL stories, and amusement! God Bless.
I appreciate all you do. I’ve been retired for over 15 years and I read your blog daily. Just to know what’s going on. I don’t miss the job because it’s not ours anymore.
Thank you for your good work.
Thank you for truth and a judgement free space :D
congrats! been a pleasure to follow you for a long time.
why the 4 service bars? should it go to just a star?
Took early retirement 20+ years ago from county and MOVED downstate. Thanks for confirming that I made the right choice back then. Best of Luck to all of you and Stay Safe.
I remember when I was a slick sleeve the old guys were all waiting for the old man to come and do roll call and they were talking about the city's plan to charge a dollar a check for the medical which at the time was still free. The young guys really didn't care, it was only a dollar. The old timers quickly schooled us stating that if you open the door one foot will be inside of it and the other foot will be on a banana peel. Never give the city shit. In a way this blog is like the old guys which is really a valuable tool for both entertainment and information.
Thank you for providing this forum. Thank you for taking all the time and effort to keep us abreast of the news, the politics, the "happenings" in the Department and much more. Thank you for the enlightenment and the entertainment. Good luck in your retirement.
Congratulations on 20 years!!!!!!
Thanks SCC. The Department is corrupted, idiots get promoted Thr mayor is still inept, City council doesn’t have any power. CPU are communists. Be safe enjoy retirement and every time you see a Fireman in uniform at the Jewel think of me. I would be remiss though if I didn’t leave a last comment for a shout out to Shaved and the rest of the smart asses good bye all keep fighting
SEIZER RUNS IT
Congrats from the state of CT
I came upon this site by accident many moons ago & haven't left since
This site Has given me many laughs on long nights & ruined a few keyboards/ I phones with coffee because i was laughing so hard
Your sarcasm & silliness Was always Spot on
I have plagiarized nicknames here, Conehead, Ballerina, Tiny dancer, Stuttering prick, Toupee Tommy & Cabrini Kim & use them in my situations, Just changed the names etc
God bless, Enjoy your permanent Furlough
You have earned it
Retired west suburban cop / former 018-019 resident checking in. I’ve read almost every day for all of those years. Awesome work, stay healthy, stay safe!
Thank you four your service. Corny, but you have no idea just how many lives you've saved with the information contained in your stories and comments.
A thousand thank you's doesn't even begin to cover it.
Thanks so much for your service! What you've been doing is so appreciated by those who read your work.
...and it has to take so much effort & time to produce this kind of work! Thank You!
Congrats on twenty years! I found this blog years ago and loved it right away. Was disappointed when it went on hiatus, but was thrilled when it returned. Glad you're still around! I'm a year short of retirement myself. Guess I better start looking at other states to retire in.
Come on kid, I have more Time on the medical then you have on the job?
Thank You for a job well done.
Thank you SCC
To me this blog is a place to go and vent about the most egregious things that are really happening, and nobody else is talking about it. Just like the CWB.
We don’t deserve you, but I’m sure glad you are here.
Awesome
You da bestest.
Say it ain't so. You are the first thing I read in the morning, and the smartest writer I read each day. Enjoy a long and healthy retirement.
It's a hobby and not an obsession. You clearly do what you do well and without the political spin one would get in the media. First read of the day usually. Amazing how much of your content is never in the "news." Job well done!
Well, I've been a reader since the beginning. You have kept me well informed but mostly amused. Lots of laughs, and a few OMG's, did that really happen. Thank you for your service.
Thank You for being there for us......
Thank you for being there for us.... Poor Shaved Longcock went after that POS berry and was telling everyone how they caught him doing crack and how they found him in a car giving head .Thats is why they came after all the bloggers the far left did not want the truth known .....God Bless keep up the good fight....
SCC, you're the best in the business. Thanks.
Would you believe a mass shooting at Father Mike St Sabina church on your last night. News media with limited coverage. Don’t see Father Mike, he must be on a Diocese sponsored or state supported trip.Sure he’ll be back soon and blame it on guns not the offenders. Good Luck and thanks for everything, we’re going to need it in Chicago.
Good ole WGN had longer coverage on gardening this morning than the St Sabina mass shooting. Brandon and JB thank you for your loyalty WGN.
I’m not a P.O. but was involved in the Cook County CJ system for 31 years. This is a Great blog. It is an important blog. I look forward to reading it everyday. It is So evident that you put your heart and soul into your profession. I am grateful for the CPD. Please stay safe. Keep up the Great work!
And more importantly, Thank You for your service !!
My mornings used to consist of coffee, SCC, and Shaved. Made for a glorious start. Luckily we still have you.
Thank you and bless you...
I spent my career as a suburban cop but I read your blog more often than not over the years. I always enjoyed it and found information that proved useful even though I didn't work in the city. Most of the guys I worked with read it as well. We were all bummed when you took your "leave of absence" but happy as hell when you returned. I'd love to see you continue the blog after you retire but there comes a time when retirement looks pretty damn good. Thanks for all the info & entertainment. I wish you well.
Thank you from a 4th generation Chicagoan. Growing up in the 50's Chicago was so fun and safe, police were considered Officer Friendly's.Look at the scum that have turned Chicago into a haven for criminals and illegals. A bankrupt 3rd world 🌎. If the game is rigged, don't play.
Years ago I sent you an email regarding the 11th District creating those foot posts for all the newbie officers. I woke up in the morning and it was an actual post. You can picked up my story. I felt very proud. I had been published ! Thank you for being a voice for us when no one else seems to listen. I’m retired now but still read the blog. Thank you for all your hard work
Thank you for all of the laughs, juicy gossip and 100% truths. I have followed you every single day and missed you while you were away. I am also retiring with 28 years of service. May God Bless everyone. Happy new adventures. To my brothers and sisters, please be safe, healthy and find your happiness. It has been a wild ride. Good, bad, and ugly- I would do it all over again.
You're da best SCC!
Quit, take your service weapon, and keep yourself safe FAST
98.8 million visits. Not bad for 'an insignificant blog'.
It was personally traumatic when you took your hiatus. A big void. A great feeling of liberation when you returned.
You kept the faith and kept a good number of people sane.
Thx, SCC. You (all?) have done more to shine light in the areas of the Dept that they would like to see fully covered.
Also, fuck Riccio.
I/F forever!
Congratulations SCC, 20 years and no indictments. I remember "The Gallows" out of 025 back in the early '90s. You grabbed the baton from them and continued giving the finger to the over promoted/connected clown white shirts and politicians who put all their efforts to destroy the Job and city. Thank you for all the humor and information all these years .
SCC and Shaved, doesn't get better then that.
In the pre- internet days a few districts had a few hardy souls that would print and copy a few newsletters to make fun of all of the pompous bullshittery going on in the districts. The Gallows from 025 was often a favorite. Many of these ALLEGED writers were called into IAD to be harassed. Some caught suspension time although their civil rights were violated. These actions from the department/ city DIDN'T STOP THE FUN. Second City Cop continued this grand tradition into the internet age with HILARIOUS results. Some would complain that this exposed all of the department bullshittery that used to be gossip to the public at large. Sometimes things fromm SCC were cited (uncredited, of course) in newspaper and TV stories. SCC exposed a lot of bullshittery and led to questions being asked that NEEDED TO BE ASKED. AND STOPPED THE BULLSHITTERY. Good luck my brother, and to anyone else hitting retirement. Don't reject the pension plan. It was hard to get to but worth the ride. AND REMEMBER: SOMEONE HAS TO THROW ROCKS AT THE ASSHOLES. THEY DESERVE IT.
20 years? your just a rookie. Talk to me when your 30+
Thanks from a civilian. I don’t know how big city cops can do it.
Thank you SCC, you are appreciated. 🫡
Man the 18 months you were gone really left a void. 12 years retired now, and this blog is the first thing I read in the morning. Thanks for all you do
20 years, but this “insignificant blog” was a member of the KMA club day one. Thanks for keeping us in the loop.
Lots of morning spitting coffee on my laptop, thanks.
From the 25 Dist. Gallows to Second city. Thanks for the info and the laughs.
I first heard about this sight in a comment on zerohedge. Checked it out. Articles are good, at least once every visit I get a laugh out of a comment. Chicago was my first home, I'll always have a soft spot for it. At least I know I'm not the only one who feels a loss.
Thank you. I enjoy all of your posts and the comments. I disagree with some of the posts and comments, but appreciate each view point.
Can’t put into words how much more enjoyable this blog made my 25 on the job. Thank you!
Thank you SCC! Retired ten years ago and fled to Montana. Reading the blog always starts my day off right, thanks for the humor and insights provided.
Your absence, albeit probably necessary, left a huge void and combined with the covid BS increased paranoia & despair that life as we knew it might never return. They controlled the media, censored social media, tried to force us to get the jab and tried to control our lives. Very dark times.
Your return was a beacon of light and a ray of hope that the tide was finally turning. Can’t thank you enough for returning to the grind, putting forth all the effort and taking the risk. As exhibited by the comments here, this hobby of yours means great deal to a great many.
THANK YOU !!!
Thanks for sharing your hobby with all of us Well done SCC.
Masters, Masters, and Masters. Is Missy the niece, now at head quarters, doing nothing. I hear Billy Joel Music, and I think of the Midway Air Port Security Breech, by the DEI Commander. How about Midget Byrnes daughter, merit detective assigned to homeland security in DC. So Qualified, getting Sgt’s pay, a DC apartment, free air fare Friday to Monday morning. She only saw the inside of a Detective Area, on tv.
Love You SCC Comrade keep going after the Merits.,
The first amendment means a lot to the leftists. But only for their views. They have already subverted the free press and turned the MSM into their socialist propagandist organ. They have blocked "free" speech on college campuses unless it is their socialist version. Try your free speech right at public meetings in democratic socialist states and see what happens. But as long as you tow the official party line your speech is free.
Thank You
Thanks for all the years of insight into the downward spiral of another once great city ruined by liberal corruption and soft on crime politics. I can't remember how I found your blog, but it was around 06-07. I have been a regular reader since. I live in another liberal shithole state(Ca.) and can see a lot of parallels in the demise of a once great place driven by corrupt single party politics. God help us all. Keep up the good work!
This blog has been one of my go to’s to find out what’s really going on. Not a cop just a newly retired RN who was part of the mop up crew for all the mayhem that goes on. Thank you
Thank you for your work in keeping this blog going! A longtime reader who enjoys the wit, wisdom, and humor with no filter. It’s the must read every day.
Can not believe that Lt. Pat Schemer has been on here for over 20 years. #Justice League
Thank you
I have been a CPD daughter-in law, wife and widow, and currently mom. As I have been saying the same thing now for over 50 years to my family and officers on the street and on my block " Bye Bye, Have a Good Night, Love You, Be Careful, Play Nice". Your blog has meant the world to me and my family. I respect you and thank you for all the work, day in and day out.
Are you going to continue doing the blog after you retire?
SCC, thank you. Just thank you for all you do.
SCC U Da Man(s)
Thank you from the 60's to day... SS Chgo
Long time lurker here, I have thoroughly enjoyed your blog over the many years! Hope you continue to expose Chicago to the truth!
There’s no way this is the real one and only?!
Hennesey Williams (Ghetto playwright) thanks you for giving him a platform to spread the word of the lord!
Remember, just because Jesus has risen...doesn't mean he can get DOWN!!!
I just wanna say if you’re old enough, you can say we had the absolute best, championship sports teams, to mediocre teams, to the worst teams. It’s been a roller coaster with pro sports in Chicago.
I also wanna take this time to thank PO Seiser for working CTA with me over 20 years ago. We had the same DOG and they would put me with him on a few occasions. I was very young and inexperienced on the job and I was just happy to work with a more experienced officer to show me the ropes. He was actually a nice and knowledgeable officer, at least that was the impression I got only working with him a few times. I was clueless on how CTA worked but I was glad to be making the extra money. He also showed me where to eat while working CTA and could always crack a joke. Seiser truly ran it.
Thanks from this CPD retiree! You've provided important information, as well as copious amounts of entertainment over the years. Your efforts are well appreciated. God bless.
Thank you for everything - past, present and future.
I've been here for about half the ride.
Really missed you during the hiatus.
Was ecstatic when I saw a note on HeyJackass that said you were back.
I wish you a long, happy and healthy retirement. You deserve it!
Leftists define hate speech as, "Any speech we hate."
FOUR service bars on the front page.
I remember when you only had TWO.
How TRUE. Remember that. Came on in 1981. Remember free health insurance until maybe 83 thx to CFD.
Is that Mike graffiti drunk again. Nothin to be proud of Mike. Please tell us more of your war stories. You were our hero. NOT. Mike blaz
The 25th district at one point in time had it's own currency, Joe Bucks. In Joe we trust.
Dating an RN , Karen. You gals n guys were the Best for CPD. Love you, hon.
Congrats and "Thank You" SCC...
I'm sure if they ever get WIFI in heaven, Johnny Northside will again be a major contributor to this site. Rest in peace John and keep up the good work up there, guarding those pearly gates making sure that no one enters under alleged "merit" (aka: clout) and actually "earns" their just reward.
I 'pity da' fool' that tries to sneak in by reciting that old clouted-up phrase, "Notify the Watch Commander," with Northside on guard.
It would surely result with his famous cocobolo shampoo on high.
RIP John. (14 Feb 21)
So, are you getting a ghost payrolling supervisory position retirement job at Navy Pier or McCormick Place? No? You've certainly earned it.
I’ve been a loyal reader since 2007. Can’t thank you enough for shining the sunlight on all the department’s BS (both good and bad). You were severely missed during the COVID Leftist tyranny years. Thank you for everything over the years!
I have read this blog way before I became the police. Thanks to my friends dad who told me about it years ago. When I was a recruit back in 2017 an instructor told my homeroom not to read the blog and I just laughed to myself.
SCC I have been on this blog even before I started my time at CPD, just keep on the time on giving, I let my suburban copper friends +out of state LEOs+ friends knowing you give us the real news for Chicago/Chicagoland and IL.
I miss the Richie Scotchbreath guy
This website is my EAP.
I hope u continue this blog what will happen to assman 009 if your gone
God Bless You have made a difference!
Retired in Texas…….
Thanks!!!!!!!
Watch each others backs out there…..
BTW……did sometimes black…sometimes white Dave Harris leave yet?
God Bless SCC & SCC (Retired)
& God Bless America
Fuck The Government
YES!!!
Did anyone see that some Sgt in 11 finally had the balls to stand up to YT and arrest her shit bag nephew for agg batt in 15. Rumor has it that no one would touch the arrest in fear of retaliation. Good on those coppers
Congrats on 20. God bless you and good luck in your future endeavors. PS I remember 20 because I had 10 more to go.
Thank You. Keep it coming. Keep pounding the local scumbag trash media.
Disagree only people I ever met that can stfu are policemen
Slick sleeve… great old school term kids now don’t even know what that means
May God bless and continue keeping you and yours safe. May you find peace and happiness without the bs. Thank you so much. I love all the posts and information you share and am very grateful. Be blessed and enjoy not wearing polyester uniforms. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Thank you for everything. I retired 5 years ago and got out of there in 2021. I was planning on splitting my time between Shitcago and the Deep South but divested completely after the 2020 shitshow. You guys, Heyjackass, and CWB are the only places I look for accurate news about Shitcago and Illinois.
Seiser, but anyways... that was a good one. I miss those posts along with Henesey Williams and Brand New Starched Tactical Jeans
Thanks to the odious Phat Phil!
You’re damn skippy it’s the real one and only. This job went to shit after they made it where you can’t lock up a clown for having a dimebag of weed on them.
Yes…. Congralulations!
Is the Ultimate Tactical Warrior still at call back? Or pending separation these days?
SCC,
I'm sure you never thought of this, you would never take credit for it and we will never know for sure, but you probably saved a few lives.
Think about a cop who is being picked on/bullied by a white shirt for no known reason. Maybe he comes from a cop family and is too embarrassed to talk to family. He can't quit and disappoint his family. Or, his family is anti-cop. They would always say "We told you, you couldn't make it as a cop" He's considering the long term solution. He learns from SCC this white shirt is hated citywide. Now the copper has his self esteem and confidence back because of an insignificant blog.
Consider a cop who is trouble. Not really big trouble, but he doesn't know that. Actually, the investigation hasn't started, but he thinks he's going to Stateville. He also considering the long term solution. He opens SCC and reads about cops who were in super duper big trouble and beat the rap, mostly because OPS, COPA, C5, IID, IAD, BIA and the rest of the alphabet are idiots. He realizes he might get just a reprimand because of an insignificant blog.
Then there is the cop who thinks his life is turning to shit. He & the wife are not on the same page. He's working 4-12 (or whatever it is now). She used to wait up for him, a little talk, a little nookie. Now when he gets home, she is enraged because he woke her up. To be fair, the wife is
raising two kids in diapers or has advance her career to upper management, on call 24/7 or both. He has not seen his kids in weeks. The dog just pissed on his leg. There has to be a better life, even in death. Then he reads the cop humor on SCC. There is no better comedy than cop comedy. We see the most bizarre, unbelievable things, hear the outlandish, unexpected statements. Soooo, after a belly laugh or two he goes on, because of an insignificant blog.
SCC, you do more than you will ever know.
SCC: 20 years! Like many others above, I thank you from the bottom of my heart (debatable that I have one). You have extended yourselves, risking your livelihoods and pensions for all of us, present and retired and the interested public. Huge in my opinion, as you put yourselves out there for us.
I was told so many years ago by an old-timer: "Kid, there are 3 things legit in life here in Chicago, Roller Derby, Professional Wrestling and the CPD." If you remember this, you will survive the bullshit. Your blog has solidified this in my mind every day. Thanks for giving us the up-to-date truth and nonsense of the city and its governmental agencies. We have been allowed to voice our opinions, tell stories and be mystified by the governing bodies attempt at running a once first-class city.
I commend you and thank you!
I grew up downstate in Champaign, which I always considered the most distant suburb of Chicago, due to all the Cook County kids at the U. I've been reading SCC for years for an honest take on wear and tear of the tides of time on your great city. God Bless.
The Justice League - starters of many did you read the blog moments in 189...lol
Seiser runs it! Seiser if you’re reading this, we want to know how you’re doing?
Thank you for all you do. Your “insignificant” blog means the world to some of us. Those 18 months seemed like an eternity. Between Dementia Joe and Carter running the department it seemed things couldn’t get worse. But nationally they got better. Locally…. At least we have you.
Thank you for your work & service…GOD Bless!!
Young kids won't know what a "confinement case" or "hit,skip and zip" or a "breezeway" or "gallery" is.
I/F made it to every station bathroom in the city.
God bless you!!! Enjoyed reading your column even after CPD hubby died. Stay well.
I've followed SCC for many years now. Probably the greatest source of REAL news about what happens in Chicago and Cook County. And yes, funny as heck. I especially love all the comments from the coppers and normal pro-police folks. Thank you very much.
Thanks for all you do and did. You probably did more for our mental health than anyone else.
Little TB daughter is classic Daddy Boss taking care of his daughter without regard to optics. He lost a ton of respect after pushing her up the ranks without experience. We all laughed at her inexperience. DEI at its finest here! Now, a bad drunk, she’s a disgrace to her name. Too bad TB isnt here to see what he has done to her.
Thank you, SCC, for all the years of keeping me up to date on the city I used to love but has now become a sad example of Democrat politics. I can always count on you to tell the truth about Chicago and to give your fans links to other sites for more detail. SCC is a must-read for me every day.
Was sent to the 002 in '86 when I got out of the academy. Taylor high rises and Ida B. low rises everywhere. Thought I knew shit but I didn't know shit. Kept my mouth shut and listened. We had a few Korean War guys left but mostly Vietnam guys. They kept you alive if you listened to them. Whoever Seiser is, sounds like one of these guys . Hoping he's well. Thanks for acknowledging what he taught you and hoping his lessons served you well. Crack open a cold one for him tonight. And all of the others that gave rock heads like us invaluable knowledge that came with having thirty years on that job. God bless all...
I love this blog and glad you're back, because honestly if it's not here, probably not in the media....
Nice job
God. Bless you back, Tess…
She’s teflon. Has SCC or CWB posted about nephew yet or just niece?
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