Monday, June 30, 2025

This Just Looks Funny

But it's what "police work" has been reduced to:

  • One of the stranger videos to go viral in Chicago this week featured one of the slowest police pursuits of all time. The footage showed the driver of a hoopty minivan creeping along a four-lane street, weaving in and out of construction cones and driving the wrong way — all at about 2 mph — while a swarm of Chicago police patrol cars zigged and zagged in an attempt to contain him.

    After seeing the footage, we had to find out what that was all about.

And CWB did find out what it was all about. There's video linked here.

And the truly sad part is there will probably be a bunch of suspension time handed out for paint scratches, uniform violations and something to so with Use of Force just to screw with the cops. 

But they got it done, so good job everyone. 

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8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

cue the benny hill music...

6/30/2025 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t block the car in.

That’s what’s going to lead to suspension time. It’s clearly written in the order.

6/30/2025 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, they weren't filming a remake of the Keystone Cops movies?

6/30/2025 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barbie Army ineffective as usual.

6/30/2025 02:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gypsies Gone Wild. Cue the jackety sax.

6/30/2025 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These new Chicago police are embarrassing.

6/30/2025 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was a crash. A crash requires termination of the pursuit. Some just won’t learn. They simply refuse to follow the directive regarding pursuits. The speed is not relevant in this situation. It’s dangerous and they should have simply allowed him to drive away. If I was their WOL I would seek the heaviest penalty possible, make it known to the troops, NO FUCKIN PURSUITS.

6/30/2025 08:55:00 AM  
Blogger Jack Trumpblood said...

It looked like fun.

6/30/2025 09:04:00 AM  

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