More Suburban Adventures

The mayhem is spreading!

• Shots were fired in the parking lot of Six Flags Great America in Gurnee, Illinois, north of Chicago Monday night, but police say there are no known victims.

  Gurnee police were called to the theme park at 8:20 p.m. Officers found evidence at the scene confirming that shots had been fired, police said.

  Preliminary information indicated there may have been a quarrel immediately before the shots were fired.

And don't forget all the gun offenders Naperville cops are finding at Top Golf. Pretty soon it might be safer in the City than the burbs.

Is that Conehead's plan?