Tuesday, August 05, 2025

"Best Weekend" in Years

We don't think twenty-five people wandering around with extra holes in the body is much to brag about, but it's supposed to be the lowest August opening weekend in the past ten years:

  • Shootings left 23 people wounded and two people dead in Chicago over the weekend, the fewest victims for the same weekend since at least 2015, according to HeyJackass, a site that independently tracks city crime data using open-source and official databases. The victims, 20 men and 5 women, ranged in age from 18 to 65.

    Adding to the relatively positive trend, no children were shot and there were no mass shootings, defined as incidents in which four or more people are struck by gunfire.

We thought the fbi definition of a "mass shooting" had to involve at least one death, but the anti-gunners change the definition every chance they get so as to include what are 99% gang shootings anyway.

But crime continues to lag behind previous years, probably because they're running out of targets. 

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14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT Now is the time for Chicago to enact and enforce common sense dildo laws!

https://www.espn.com/wnba/story/_/id/45901403/wnba-fan-accused-throwing-sex-toy-faces-multiple-charges

"A second sex toy was thrown onto the court Friday during the third quarter of the Valkyries' game at the Chicago Sky. When asked by ESPN if an arrest had been made or an incident report filed in the Sky-Valkyries matter, Chicago police responded by email Monday that 'we don't see a call of service for that incident.' "

8/05/2025 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

allll right! a decrease in the increase!

8/05/2025 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not Chicago but Harvey World had a mass shooting with a child shot

8/05/2025 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yep,,, with each one of these shootings and killings I always remember that bidumb said the white supremist is the biggest threat to America

8/05/2025 06:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the report was forwarded to "the dicks" hahahahahaha

8/05/2025 06:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could it be the work of ICE? Nah…

8/05/2025 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4 shot in one incident is a mass shooting. Been like that for awhile

8/05/2025 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um...Channel Seven ran stories about how it was " No Crime Weekend"...you mean it wasn't?

8/05/2025 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you want to stop mass shootings prohibit gatherings of more than 3 people.
Even if all 3 are killed, it’s under the 4 victim definition of a mass shooting.
Win win

8/05/2025 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What wonderful news for the tourists.

8/05/2025 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They were not assault dildos.

8/05/2025 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No worries that body count will rise they just haven't been spotted yet by the community.

8/05/2025 04:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That would depend upon how vigorously they are applied.

8/05/2025 06:08:00 PM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

Keep the line moving.

8/06/2025 10:52:00 AM  

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