Number One Again!
The wins just keep on accumulating during Conehead's term:
While we understand Conehead can't be at every residence in the city making sure sanitation standards are upheld, his Reign of Error certainly contributes to the general dumpiness of the city.Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
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If you ever see paramedics with the bottom of their pants taped up over their boots it isn’t a fashion statement it’s to keep the bedbugs from entering their boots or up their pants as half the homes they enter are bug infested nightmares rivaling the Temple of Doom scene. “those aren’t fortune cookies”.
We probably would not have won that title without HQ
The photograph of coneheads house on the west side on Superior St. prior to his election says it all. Think about it, he was a big money cook county commissioner and had a house that was a literal tear down. Yuk.
yay,,, we're #1 we're #1.... because we have a #2 running this
He is one raggedy piece of shit
Not great for the hotel industry in this town. I would not stay at any Chicago Hotel for fear of bringing these bugs home. I have a relative suffer an infestation from travel and her entire home was infected. A long and expensive process to rid your home.
And to think my biggest concern used to be cockroaches.
We got rats on the Westside
Bedbugs downtown
What a mess ! This town's in tatters!
Shedobie. Shattered!
I'm feeling itchy.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that perhaps the influx of homeless immigrants getting city-paid rooms in Mag Mile hotels and the tendency of South and West Side “party coordinators” to take over entire floors in the same places had something to do with it.
Had a new sofa delivered from Walter E. Smyth and although it was wrapped in plastic it was infested with bed bugs. Apparently they use the same trucks for new furniture delivery as they use for old furniture being hauled away. Cost a few thousand and a few months to get rid of the bugs and had to replace the new sofa.
Retired here...I'm lucky that I made it out with no cock roaches or bed bugs carried home in my career. I'm out of Chicago, and Illinois now. I consider myself lucky for so many reasons these days. G-d bless...
It all adds up to "Being raggedy Ya'all..."
Correct ! Along with all the nasty diseases we got rid of years ago.
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