Wednesday, August 20, 2025

Retirees Wanted

And the bonus money is impressive:

  • Uncle Sam. Miami Vice. When it comes to recruiting new Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers, the Trump administration is getting creative.

    A social-media campaign launched late last month touted immigration enforcement as an opportunity for father-son bonding and to “deport illegals with your absolute boys,” a slang term for close friends. The Department of Homeland Security has invoked world-war-era imagery and touted 1990s Superman actor Dean Cain in an all-out blitz to persuade Americans they should join ICE’s ranks.

    The federal government also offered hefty incentives: up to $50,000 in signing bonuses and up to $60,000 in student loan forgiveness. No undergraduate degree is required. DHS also lifted the age cap for law-enforcement roles, opening a deportation officer position specifically for people over 40, and tried to woo back retired law-enforcement officials with a “return to mission” campaign.

    “America has been invaded by criminals and predators,” the agency says on its recruiting website. “We need YOU to get them out.”

No idea (yet) if you have to relocate or you can serve your time here, which would be hilarious seeing as how Conehead and Fata$$ have sworn to protect ILLEGAL ALIENS over citizens, but now you'd have Federal credentials. We imagine there will be a minimum time of service to qualify for the entire recruitment bonus.

So far, over 110,000 people have applied nationwide, many retired cops.

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30 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

If l could still walk easily .....

8/20/2025 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“No idea (yet) if you have to relocate or you can serve your time here, which would be hilarious seeing as how Conehead and Fata$$ have sworn to protect ILLEGAL ALIENS over citizens, but now you'd have Federal credentials.“

I recently retired after 3+ decades and swore I’d never work another day in a LE-related capacity in my life. That said, I’d reconsider that decision and seriously entertain taking this gig if I could stay local and have adequate protections. And if Big Daddy T called me personally to persuade me? Fuck yeah, I’m down with gearing-up and serving my country.

Duty to rid my country of foreign invaders being the primary reason followed by being able to give a big “FUCK YOU” to JB & BJ and all the other DemocRAT sympathizers enabling the destruction of this city and the USA in general the second reason. And if given the green light? I’d personally put either of both of those two assholes in cuffs when their indictments are OK’d.

Fuck JB & BJ. Treasonous bastards, the both of ‘em. A Bill ensuring ILLEGALS can get an education in public schools on MY dime? Oh hell no, you fat fuck.

8/20/2025 02:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That no federal tax on tips could be applied to these jobs, couldn't it?

8/20/2025 03:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only problem have to pass the Fed power test , which isn’t as easy as Illinois Power Tests . Rope climb etc needed for fed

8/20/2025 03:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I applied last night. Uploaded resume and DD 214. There are also assignments in Key West and Hawaii. I’m f’in in.

8/20/2025 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here’s a link to apply…

https://ice.usajobs.gov/search/results/?a=HSBB&s=startdate&sd=desc&p=1&l=Chicago%2C%20Illinois

8/20/2025 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No thanks. That’s young men’s work. Would gladly serve only if mass civil disturbances/war is taking place. Manage prisoners, guard checkpoints, that sort of thing. Already been discussed where I live.

8/20/2025 06:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great idea!

8/20/2025 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A federal law enforcement employee most likely would have to go to their training center in Georgia, then you could be assigned anywhere.

8/20/2025 07:50:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

It beats working private security.

8/20/2025 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wait til regular citizens start dime-ing out illegals and their employers, there'll be more work than ICE can handle. There are actually a few people realizing they are, actually being displaced and forgotten by Pritz the Plump and Johnson, the yanked.

8/20/2025 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When will Tom Homan arrest the Chicago Alderman that pushed federal agents , the mayor and governor for obstructing?

8/20/2025 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome. lol.

8/20/2025 09:33:00 AM  
Blogger Old Joe said...

Gosh that's a new take on the old Uncle Sam WW2 recruiting poster "I WANT YOU!"

Now of course thanks to Dems the enemy is right here in a neighborhood near you.

8/20/2025 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be aware, leaves of absence only go to the clouted. Snelling hates rehires. The rehire program has been shut down. For some reason the FOP let the city break the agreement with no repercussions. Strange. So if you leave, don't expect to be able to come back.

8/20/2025 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s because the FOP has given up fighting anymore, they blew all of their steam on fighting the Covid vaccine. Jcat is more interested in being the top guy that he is trying to make his own union, he doesn’t like that the National FOP is above him and he can’t get elected to it, if he would have won the national FOP elected position you wouldn’t heard a peep out of him

8/20/2025 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they'll take guys over 40 I doubt there will be any rope climbing... Probably pull-ups...

8/20/2025 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our son was an E 4, 0311and he was recruited by DHS. He was told The wait time for a federal background check was anywhere from 3 to 12 months and he already had a "Secret" clearance! He was also on CFD's list so he got on the fire department instead...

8/20/2025 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trump Administration is dropping the ball by insisting on way too much pre hiring requirements in typical Fed manner. An expedited, streamlined hiring process is needed. Feds ask everything short of penis length and verification of every credential instead of just verifying an applicants experience and clean record. Desperate times call for desperate measures. At their usual speed, the Illegals will die of old age before enough Agents will be on staff to catch them. Wanna catch more bad guys,/ Illegals ? Just hire the retired guys and gals who did it for decades, to augment the current force , and cut out all the nonsensical time consuming usual pre employment Red Tape.

8/20/2025 02:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With all their hiring restrictions, the Feds will never get enough new Agents in time to cull the Invasion of the Country. FBI has all these excessive hiring restrictions and just look at the mess of corruption and criminality that Agency has become..

8/20/2025 03:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s actually a joke of a test. Read it! It’s only 32 sit-ups in a minute, run 1.5 miles in 14 minutes and some change, sprint for 220 yards in just under 48 seconds and some other easy things. No rope climbing or other “etc” stuff you claim.

8/20/2025 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can’t wait to run full sprint through a Home Depot parking lot and grab as many illegals as I can.

8/20/2025 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me dust off my revolver and holster. I've still got some .38 hollow points around here somewhere.

8/20/2025 08:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Part of the problem is u believe whatever is in your own head chucko. Rope climbing lol

8/20/2025 08:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You may have to relocate a colleague of mine retired DEA and army officer was told he could stay in his hometown ( a middle size city) but when crunch time came they said he would have go to Chicago. He turned it down.

8/20/2025 09:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Back in the day, the Women's Tactical Association and tactical Barbie had a class to scale walls. I recall one of the females attempting to explain how important the training was as if officers in patrol scale walls. Maybe she should have taught the class to the feds.

8/20/2025 10:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love that attitude. Go get em’ and be safe

8/21/2025 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Acknowledged. But If you need to work private security in your retirement, you havent made very good financical life decisions.

8/21/2025 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wise decision...

8/21/2025 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mandatory retirement age wasn’t extended, it is still 57 years old. So even if you get hired while in year early fifties, it could only be for a couple years.

8/21/2025 03:01:00 PM  

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