Friday, October 02, 2026

More Changes

Here's a partial list of moves:

  • Chief of Patrol – Andre Parham

    Street Deputy – Bryan Spreyne 

    Deputy Chief of the Strategic Deployment Division – Jill Stevens

    Commander of the Narcotics Division – Lewis Courts  

    Commander of the Alternate Response Section – Joseph Mark 

    Commander of the Forensic Services Division – Patrick McGarry 

    Commander of the 009th (Deering) District – James Triantafillo

    Commander of the Inspection Division – Davina Ward

There are also a bunch of "acting" positions being filled:

  • Commander Sheamus Mannion will be Acting Deputy Chief of Patrol
  • Commander Johnny Tate will be Acting Deputy Chief of Area 4
  • Commander Michael Neckermann to Acting Commander 001 
  • Captain Darwin Butler to Acting Commander 007
  • Captain Michael Poppish to Acting Commander 008
  • Captain Charles Artz to Acting Commander 011 

Quite a few unqualified names there....this is obviously the political payoff list. 

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43 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good luck 009!
Tri is one of the biggest retards in this dept.

10/02/2026 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commander of the Forensic Services Division, they have a civil director which is equivalent to a Commander. Something fishy is going on. I heard rumors that in 3 years the place is closing and ISP is handing everything.

10/02/2026 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Attn 8th district personnel your new acting commander is a snake in the grass

10/02/2026 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we please get someone to clean out the house mice in 024? Now there are real mice inside too. Somebody gots to work the beat.

10/02/2026 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good for Mannion only decent person in the whole bunch

10/02/2026 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe Mark was in way over his head from day one ruined the district and the moral have fun at call back POS

10/02/2026 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boy Jill Stevens didnt last long as the chief if patrol

10/02/2026 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow Ursetti still taking care of her partner McGarry, has he ever spent time in patrol? Why does a Unit of less than 200 total, need two LTs and a commander among how many Sgt’s.

10/02/2026 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commander of deez nuts to the jagoff unit

10/02/2026 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By By Joe what took so long

10/02/2026 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully the new 9th district boss can straighten out the mess Mark left behind

10/02/2026 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get ready boys and girls in 9 new boss ain’t their to play games

10/02/2026 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bryan Spreyne’s only claim to fame is that he was Ella French’s Lt when she was killed. Other than that he’s got nothing!

10/02/2026 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bryan “McFly” Spreyne? Seriously?
Jesus, they’re scraping the bottom of the barrel aren’t they? One of the biggest Douche bags on this job!

10/02/2026 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Know exactly ZERO. Great to be retired. Do it as soon as possible if you can.

10/02/2026 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good for you DB! Get dat chedda homie!

10/02/2026 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charles “sticky fingers” Artz is still fooling them huh?

10/02/2026 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waller is like a cancer on this job. They cut him out but he just keeps coming back. This is truly one of the most pathetic lists I’ve seen in decades.

10/02/2026 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Triantifillo to 009? If that ain’t putting a round lotto ball into a square peg. Well at least Jason Brown will be ok now. Hell JB might be the new Tact Lt. Don’t get to comfy yet Danny boy!

10/02/2026 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if City Hall and the Law department have seen Fred’s picks?
A simple Google search would have eliminated most of these picks in the private sector. This department is fucked so it doesn’t really matter which moron is in charge of what.

10/02/2026 01:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Artz is white right? 011 won’t be tolerating that.

10/02/2026 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Davina Ward going from one worthless unit to another do nothing unit.

10/02/2026 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What’s funny is that Cpt. Artz turned down going to the academy when Karla Johnson asked him to be her second in command on her way out of 005. He said he’d be losing money if he did with all the o.t. he makes as a captain. Well Chuck it appears it’s happening anyways….

10/02/2026 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone with the gambling problem that Artz has should not be a commander.
Remember the missing thousands in 007 fiasco in 007? That thief Cpt. Kulbida aka Bubblehead was also part of it.

Anyone do a credit bureau background on any of these picks? This is how you end up with Joshua Wallace’s…

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/23332770-crid-1049760-face-sheet/

10/02/2026 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't care. Most important positions are Watch Operation LTs. I've come to realize this over my career. A hard ass and incompetent wol can ruin the morale of a watch so fast. We got one in the summer and its been down hill ever since, no mitigation on spars for the coppers, always max penalty, saying maybe the commander will knock it down. No rewarding coppers for good arrest, always coming to roll call to monday quarterback an incident they didn't bother responding to, just watched some cameras and had something to say. I see why people get out of patrol now. I was blessed to have decent bosses up till now. Fuck this place

10/02/2026 01:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do you say “Lets hide an incompetent kid of a boss”? Sounds like Deputy Chief of Strategic Deployment or whatever they named it will work. Honestly Stevens, Ward, Shemash, Vanek, Quarterman, Robinson, Ursetti and Com Hanrahan just retire. You were never the police, dont know what its like to be the police and arent really relying on this check. Go somewhere else and maybe let someone competent take over

10/02/2026 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is Waller as interim Superintendent making command staff changes? (rhetorical question we all know why) Also he’s redoing all the merit lists to further push more do nothings into supervisor roles. This department is a fuckin joke lol

10/02/2026 01:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While Waller is playing boss can he pull back the leash on Yolanda Irvin and tell her to quit fucking with officers showing up to their court cases. Go after the do nothings in the districts with dreadlocks to their ass, and the jagoffs who haven’t had valid registration on their vehicles for the last 5 years. Leave the real ones alone!

10/02/2026 01:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mannion a Deputy Chief? Of what bad hair cuts or party planning? That nerd probably has under 30 arrests in his 25 year career

10/02/2026 02:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pat McGarry, seriously? I worked in 017 with him. He’s completely useless as a policemen but was friends with Ursitti. I guess that helps.

10/02/2026 02:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can someone please get rid of 500, complete fucking imbecile. No clue what he is doing. Sometimes your officers have be cops and do risky things. Zero comprehension of the US constitution. Seriously a fucking moron.

10/02/2026 02:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Neckermann back to 001
Jill goes from Chief to Deputy Chief

10/02/2026 03:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mike Poppish is a stand up guy and the real police every district could use a leader like him

10/02/2026 03:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commander Buttfart in 018 demoted to Lieutenant. Jessica Harris taking his spot

10/02/2026 04:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where are all these commanders spots coming from? Deputy chiefs , commanders for all these made up units There will be more bosses than troops. Steven’s to 1st deputy’s office for heartbeat , then to deputy chief. Playing musical chairs

10/02/2026 04:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Courts, parham, and Tate are all dumb as the day is long. Them being where they are really shows how badly managed this department is and also an example of dei promoting way beyond their management capacity. I’m glad I’m leaving soon. I feel bad for the rest of you!!

10/02/2026 05:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is the Strategic Deployment Division?

10/02/2026 05:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Davina Ward in charge of Inspectors? Who the hell is watching her? The fox guarding the hen house comes to mind?

10/02/2026 06:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In a few months Nathaniel Myles will be moving up to a higher role. Who is he related to? He could be our future superintendent.

10/02/2026 06:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Neckermann getting demoted? He was the Deputy of CCG.

10/02/2026 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a white (acting) CMDR of 011?? the revruns finna lose it

10/02/2026 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quite a few turds on this list. Courts has never done anything in his career other than get promoted meritoriously. He never showed up for work in 007. Narcotics and Gangs will have less accountability (LA has his work cut out for him running this joke and the clueless CP above him). Butler is another no show joke with a string of merit promotions. The man was dumped from Homan Square more than once because of a lack of activity. Think of how bad you have to be to get dumped more than once???? Jill Stevens stays in house mouse mode which is good for everyone. She's not dumb at all but street leadership is not her game. Parham has always been pleasant to deal with but he's not a genius to say the least. There are decent people who got promoted. BS and JT are the working police and I congratulate them. CPD is such an embarrassment for the most part!!

10/02/2026 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can’t be any worse then the retard who got bounced

10/02/2026 06:53:00 AM  

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