Get the Popcorn Ready!

 From the comments:

• Supe, Dana Omalley, Hein and Talley had to have an emergency meeting with the mayors chief of staff Saturday morning. Apparently trumps threat is starting to get real. They have to have a preliminary plan to give [t]o the mayor by Wednesday of how CPD will respond if the national guard is deployed, what cpds roll will be, how any federal arrests will potentially impact CPD and will cpd have to assist in any way if anyone is arrested for local and non federal charges etc etc. some are hinting this may happen in time for Mexican independence weekend. This will be a disaster.

Au contraire dear reader....this will not be a disaster. This will be entertainment of the highest order. 

We have contacts standing by at three different hospitals and a mole in Conehead's detail who have promised to let us know as soon as the motorcade diverts to Panic Attack Mode.