Wednesday, August 20, 2025

Retirees Wanted

And the bonus money is impressive:

  • Uncle Sam. Miami Vice. When it comes to recruiting new Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers, the Trump administration is getting creative.

    A social-media campaign launched late last month touted immigration enforcement as an opportunity for father-son bonding and to “deport illegals with your absolute boys,” a slang term for close friends. The Department of Homeland Security has invoked world-war-era imagery and touted 1990s Superman actor Dean Cain in an all-out blitz to persuade Americans they should join ICE’s ranks.

    The federal government also offered hefty incentives: up to $50,000 in signing bonuses and up to $60,000 in student loan forgiveness. No undergraduate degree is required. DHS also lifted the age cap for law-enforcement roles, opening a deportation officer position specifically for people over 40, and tried to woo back retired law-enforcement officials with a “return to mission” campaign.

    “America has been invaded by criminals and predators,” the agency says on its recruiting website. “We need YOU to get them out.”

No idea (yet) if you have to relocate or you can serve your time here, which would be hilarious seeing as how Conehead and Fata$$ have sworn to protect ILLEGAL ALIENS over citizens, but now you'd have Federal credentials. We imagine there will be a minimum time of service to qualify for the entire recruitment bonus.

So far, over 110,000 people have applied nationwide, many retired cops.

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18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

If l could still walk easily .....

8/20/2025 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“No idea (yet) if you have to relocate or you can serve your time here, which would be hilarious seeing as how Conehead and Fata$$ have sworn to protect ILLEGAL ALIENS over citizens, but now you'd have Federal credentials.“

I recently retired after 3+ decades and swore I’d never work another day in a LE-related capacity in my life. That said, I’d reconsider that decision and seriously entertain taking this gig if I could stay local and have adequate protections. And if Big Daddy T called me personally to persuade me? Fuck yeah, I’m down with gearing-up and serving my country.

Duty to rid my country of foreign invaders being the primary reason followed by being able to give a big “FUCK YOU” to JB & BJ and all the other DemocRAT sympathizers enabling the destruction of this city and the USA in general the second reason. And if given the green light? I’d personally put either of both of those two assholes in cuffs when their indictments are OK’d.

Fuck JB & BJ. Treasonous bastards, the both of ‘em. A Bill ensuring ILLEGALS can get an education in public schools on MY dime? Oh hell no, you fat fuck.

8/20/2025 02:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That no federal tax on tips could be applied to these jobs, couldn't it?

8/20/2025 03:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only problem have to pass the Fed power test , which isn’t as easy as Illinois Power Tests . Rope climb etc needed for fed

8/20/2025 03:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I applied last night. Uploaded resume and DD 214. There are also assignments in Key West and Hawaii. I’m f’in in.

8/20/2025 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here’s a link to apply…

https://ice.usajobs.gov/search/results/?a=HSBB&s=startdate&sd=desc&p=1&l=Chicago%2C%20Illinois

8/20/2025 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No thanks. That’s young men’s work. Would gladly serve only if mass civil disturbances/war is taking place. Manage prisoners, guard checkpoints, that sort of thing. Already been discussed where I live.

8/20/2025 06:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great idea!

8/20/2025 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A federal law enforcement employee most likely would have to go to their training center in Georgia, then you could be assigned anywhere.

8/20/2025 07:50:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

It beats working private security.

8/20/2025 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wait til regular citizens start dime-ing out illegals and their employers, there'll be more work than ICE can handle. There are actually a few people realizing they are, actually being displaced and forgotten by Pritz the Plump and Johnson, the yanked.

8/20/2025 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When will Tom Homan arrest the Chicago Alderman that pushed federal agents , the mayor and governor for obstructing?

8/20/2025 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome. lol.

8/20/2025 09:33:00 AM  
Blogger Old Joe said...

Gosh that's a new take on the old Uncle Sam WW2 recruiting poster "I WANT YOU!"

Now of course thanks to Dems the enemy is right here in a neighborhood near you.

8/20/2025 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be aware, leaves of absence only go to the clouted. Snelling hates rehires. The rehire program has been shut down. For some reason the FOP let the city break the agreement with no repercussions. Strange. So if you leave, don't expect to be able to come back.

8/20/2025 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s because the FOP has given up fighting anymore, they blew all of their steam on fighting the Covid vaccine. Jcat is more interested in being the top guy that he is trying to make his own union, he doesn’t like that the National FOP is above him and he can’t get elected to it, if he would have won the national FOP elected position you wouldn’t heard a peep out of him

8/20/2025 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they'll take guys over 40 I doubt there will be any rope climbing... Probably pull-ups...

8/20/2025 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our son was an E 4, 0311and he was recruited by DHS. He was told The wait time for a federal background check was anywhere from 3 to 12 months and he already had a "Secret" clearance! He was also on CFD's list so he got on the fire department instead...

8/20/2025 01:51:00 PM  

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