Monday, September 01, 2025

6 and 12? Hahahahaha

We predicted six dead, twelve wounded, naively supposing cool weather and the desire for the non-demonized to be fully involved in a weekend worth of homework and perchance, enjoying the "Bike the Drive" event, might keep the numbers down. Well, when SCC misses, we miss bigly!

There are still twenty-nine hours or so to go this holiday weekend and HeyJackass.com has the totals so far:

  • six dead, thirty-seven wounded

Even the national media has noticed something is going on in Chicago:

  • At least five people have been killed and 30 others injured in shootings across Chicago over Labor Day weekend, including a drive-by attack that left seven victims wounded late Saturday night, according to police.

    The violent holiday weekend came as President Donald Trump renewed threats to send federal agents and National Guard troops to Chicago over the objections of Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker and Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson.

    Trump on Saturday sent a warning to the Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker in a post on his social media platform, referencing recent crime in Chicago and saying Pritzker "better straighten it out, FAST, or we're coming!"

Oh, and there wasn't one "mass shooting." There were two....including one just a block or two away from Headquarters:

  • Seven people were wounded in a shooting late Saturday night in Bronzeillve less than a mile away from Chicago Police headquarters on the South Side.

    Around 11:10 p.m., a group of people were standing in the 3500 block of South State Street when a vehicle drove by and someone inside opened fire, Chicago police said.

Can you believe that a governor in a blue state shithole with the homicide capital of the nation is turning down free help from the federal government? How much effort would it take to let the feds run around enforcing national laws regarding ILLEGAL ALIENS for two weeks (or even a full month) and then bask in the reflected glory of any reduction of crime? In the unlikely event that there is no measurable impact, then you can gloat and run for president. 

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85 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone’s missing the big picture here. It’s obvious if crime really goes down they will loose millions in federal funding to combat violence. This is where there scamming all the money from. All these anti violence programs are a set up. If crime really goes down so does the funding for all these programs.

9/01/2025 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous ASSMAN009 said...

Hey Bud, Always be prepared incase you have to draw down on someone. One in the chamber.

9/01/2025 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A group of people were run over by a car in a park in 002 tonight

9/01/2025 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The dem leaders would lose all that crime fighting money if it were to go down... that includes fed dollars as well as all the defense attorney's that donate to their campaigns. Dems need crime to stay in power, it's a big racket.

9/01/2025 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same game different players.

9/01/2025 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Can you believe that a governor in a blue state shithole with the homicide capital of the nation is turning down free help from the federal government?"

Where there is no graft to grift, the grifters have no interest.

Plus, the effectiveness of federal assistance would diminish the grifters' graft opportunities.

9/01/2025 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If any were wondering if SCC has a tipster in me, mu oath of confidentuality is as sacred as a priest's.




Chalkie

9/01/2025 02:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Six dead 37 wounded just like every other week in Chicago. Pritzker and Johnson give longwinded speeches that mean nothing. They both had no shame in snowing the citizens. His claims that the White House has not called him so he doesn't know what's going on. Notice he didn't call the White House, maybe they would have spoken to him. But he didn't so he could keep everyone in the dark, this enables him to keep Trump as the sinister dictator. Pritzker and Johnson have sent Chicago and Illinois into a nose dive the reason people are leaving for other states. When he says they (feds) better not hurt any of his people does he mean the illegals, the drug dealers, the shooters and the gang bangers? The innocent people welcome this. A lot of this has to do with Trump freezing federal law enforcement

money .The Dems are pissed because they were giving the money to their fake programs like violence interrupters and not to actual law enforcement. Remember the faces of the political stooges behind Pritzker.

9/01/2025 02:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic but can anyone confirm or deny why the academy is regulating operational hours from 0400-2100. Manpower shortage? Rumor was a fight in the basketball court between P.O.’s. If so I thought wellness was a priority for officers so why limit gym use because of the actions of a few morons. Deal with them and move on. Did see the rims put up, so might be some basis. Nice new gym and can’t even have access to it 24/7. Anyone confirm

9/01/2025 02:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another mass shooting at 37 and cottage, five shot

9/01/2025 03:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the politicians do is handcuff the police. In this city if you looking twice at someone you have to do a trr. Afterward you have to hope some nerd at trend doesn’t find a problem with it. Consent decree is a joke and the people of Chicago voted for all of it.

9/01/2025 03:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pritzker and Johnson show the country that Chicago is well run and safe!
Only a Democrat fool can believe anything said by these two failures!

9/01/2025 04:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Fat Bastard seems to have shed some tonnage. Gotta be Oh-Oh-Oh-Ozempic.

9/01/2025 05:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why are they only being deployed to one red city? (the actual crime capital of America)

9/01/2025 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cmdr of 2 gave out a direct order no one goes on the street till their elearning is done - the 500 people hanging on 35th & state thank you along with their reunion party committee.

9/01/2025 05:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s funny to hear jelly belly pigster say president Trump will be violating the hippopotamus law if he brings the national guard here 🤣🤣

9/01/2025 05:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In Hellinoise the gubment loves criminals and massacres keep on keeping on

9/01/2025 05:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT Rev Corey Brooks has announced he is doing another walk across the United States to raise money. Even though he said his last walk across the us was legit, it was obvious he was lying. Let’s see how many fools believe this morbidly obese man for a second time. Let’s see how much weight he loses this time, which should be significant. Also, if he’s legitimately walking across the us, he should have no problem uploading his distance and step numbers per day to the point blic

9/01/2025 05:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trump did it, he went where no other person could go. He called out the sorority system. The herpes that keeps on giving in Chicago government. It’s all going to be exposed.

9/01/2025 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know Hey Jack Ass is doing a great service for ChiRaq. But Mr. Snelling and Johnson are asking what a “Walk in, Stitch and Go” is……it proves they have no clue of what happens every night in the city? And they are reading Hey Jack Ass for the true stats.

9/01/2025 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...all the while JB jumps up and down and says there's no crisis! The mayor (around his 150 strong protective team) still trying to convince everyone crime is down. Crime is down! Crime is down! Repeat after me.... Crime is down! People are slowly catching on to statistical manipulation.

9/01/2025 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and of course, the liberal media is playing right along with the dems and always letting the dem politicians call it a "military occupation" and not help with crime fighting

9/01/2025 07:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s only going to get worse! Bring in the Feds.

9/01/2025 07:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So this past evening they retaliated in Bronzville after the 35th and State shooting. I suggest the media to get this asshole Johnson and his Chubby buddy Prickster out here on midnights to see what’s really happening on the streets. If your not helping your part of the problem.

9/01/2025 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous NavySealRanger12 said...

This is about as funny as a 3-hour CPD e-learning module. And speaking of...how long before we get an e-learning on how to interact with the National Guard and ICE? (Pro Tip: the answer to the post-test is always "All of the Above".) {Honk Honk} We're back in Clown World.

9/01/2025 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MASS Shooting number 3 involving people of color in Chicago this weekend, while our mayor stated we don’t need any help. Thanks Brandon, hope you had a peaceful weekend.

9/01/2025 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8 dead as of Sunday morning. One more than the St Valentine's Day massacre.

9/01/2025 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Less than 1 mile?” Um 3500 state is across the street from the parking lot!

9/01/2025 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps the thugs believe they must get all their comeuppance in before Trump’s troops arrive.

9/01/2025 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The south and west sides are out of control,l they always have been. If there are feds or NG, post to downtown only, keep them in their communities and let them have at it. But the communities that want to live in peace should be protected.

9/01/2025 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As summer ends in Murder City, the killing fields are pooled in the crimson red of mass shootings victims waiting for the lifesaving CFD/EMT's or worse yet, the coroner. But never mind. Conehead and the Pigster continually tell us that "crime is down"'. Their subservient media whore's echo the same Big Lie. We don't need the Feds and the NG, it's overreach, racist, dangerous, hurtful and an invasion. In the meantime, the body count continues and so does the Big Lie. Bring on the Feds/NG and crush the Big Lie and the corruption that supports it.

9/01/2025 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Crime is down under my administration..." and here's an oldie but a goodie..."It was a mostly nonviolent weekend..."
The bell tolls for thee Conehead...your time in office grows short

9/01/2025 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No son, many of us see the big picture, you are no genious

9/01/2025 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crime is down, people. Everybody says so. However, the Dem policies of no bail, no jail are what keeps that revolving door open. Granting “in custody” time for wearing an ankle monitor increases the time NO ONE ever spends in jail. Didn’t some Guy just get a 7 year sentence, but will be released immediately without ever seeing the jail? Free to go right back to his evil ways.

9/01/2025 09:35:00 AM  
Blogger msplanch said...

I have a question, not being a cop. If a person is shot in Chicago, but is transported to a suburban hospital where he/she dies, who does the investigation and does Chicago PD include the incident?

9/01/2025 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, literally a 9 iron from the building!

9/01/2025 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, one mass shooting right across the street from the puzzle palace, another less than a mile away at 36th and Cottage. two project Reunion parties on consecutive days. How did the Commander of 002 not get in front of these incidents. It was embarrassing being out there witnessing this complete lack of control and leadership. Snelling needs to truly re-evaluate who he promotes. This is beyond embarrassing. This Commander should be demoted asap! Due to demographics nothing will happen.

9/01/2025 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If deployed, just what exactly are the feds and NG supposed to do? None of them are trained in art of law enforcement, and surely not with a population of entitled thugs like they’ll encounter on the hard streets of the Windy City. How about this, we leave the NG preform their mission of natural disaster relief and have the feds do what they are supposed to do? For starters the FBI could start throwing corrupt politicians in jail, and maybe looking into the activities of some of the folks that are talked about on this blog. The ATF could start enforcing the federal gun laws. For example the thug mentioned today who got shot by the cop at McDonalds and every felon the CPD arrests with a firearm. Bring back Operation Exile, have ICE stationed at booking to arrest every illegal alien brought in.

9/01/2025 09:46:00 AM  
Blogger Makakilo71 said...

If JB jumped up and down it would trigger the Richter scale.

9/01/2025 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well if they would have completed before the due date then there wouldn't be a problem then. I hate ELEARNING just as much as everyone else but just get it done.....it's that simple

9/01/2025 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Buffoon Johnson has a nice ring to it. Would look good on his executive orders.

9/01/2025 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good to see you’re back Lil Denny you moron go back to the trailer park

9/01/2025 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It shows the shear stubbornness and total disregard for the safety of your population because any improvement would show how inept you have been running the government.

9/01/2025 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The top ten most violent cities per capita in the nation are all run by democrats.

9/01/2025 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it true that fucking Larry was not at the Ella French memorial

9/01/2025 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Which city?

9/01/2025 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Feds are coming I work at OEMC the memos went out about any employee seen or documented to talk to or associate or assist any federal employee will result in discipline even termination. I’ll get the memo I’ll scan it and send it to SCC but it just came out a couple days ago.

9/01/2025 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blue cities in red states. Nice try . Per capita on the south and west sides is on par with the top cities. The problem isn’t red and blue it’s….

9/01/2025 10:27:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Please allow these creatures to prey on each other.
Dead, the better. Less on welfare.

9/01/2025 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was being used as a hookup spot for some of the overnight bosses. Word got around about it and they had to start keeping track of everyone entering so they wouldn't go into the wrong room.

9/01/2025 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stupid autocorrect

9/01/2025 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's Trump's fault!
His imminent invasion is causing a panic amongst all these unfairly demonized youths...they have to get in their shooting now...before the feds arrive and it is too late!!!

9/01/2025 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn’t that by those new town houses that were built after they tore down the Taylor homes. So it’s not true that if only they lived as others do in new homes they will not act like savages.

9/01/2025 11:40:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

The Great Unwashed Democrat Welfare Voters will never disappoint.

9/01/2025 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enough is enough. Round up all the evil MAGA NRA members.

9/01/2025 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When he turns around, he’ll find it.

9/01/2025 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And he is supposed to be in Denver on April 17th and then Dallas on April 20th. Two days to walk almost 800 miles. Guy must really move.

9/01/2025 12:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF are you back why don’t you crawl back under your rock at the trailer park Lil Denny

9/01/2025 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the pretty south side?

9/01/2025 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Greg G said...

If Trump offer to treat FatAss to an all you can eat buffet. FatAss would not go!

9/01/2025 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Greg G said...

Any human beings involved in the festivities?…….I didn’t thinks so.

9/01/2025 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hehehe. And insiders tip: the answer to test question #1 is A “If you do not break federal law as the Governor and Mayor order you to do so you will face suspension and possible termination.”

9/01/2025 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy to hear it

9/01/2025 02:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Fuck You, Pay Me said...

Were Midnight Basketball participants involved ?

Is this considered “Car Violence”?

And what color was the car?

Sssoooooo many unanswered questions 😂😂

9/01/2025 03:36:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

where the crime occurred ma'am. CPD does the investigation and gets the statistic.

9/01/2025 03:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agreed

9/01/2025 04:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s a Massive lawsuit waiting to happen. I can’t wait to take pics with them. They deployed during the riots so what’s the difference now?

9/01/2025 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Strap JB to the front of the war wagon like in road warrior and drive through the hoods on midnights. That would be a walkup call for him.

9/01/2025 05:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why, did you miss him? Troll? Either way, quit stirring the pot.Theres already more than enough aggravation out there

9/01/2025 05:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can’t tell them not to assemble, that would be racist. Have to let it play out for better or worse and clean up the mess. Would love to see the $ breakdown for all the ER and follow up PT and medical care. That has to be close to $1B per year at list cost.

9/01/2025 05:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BS!

9/01/2025 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes it’s true but I’m sure the racist mayor told his no ball ass not to show his face there

9/01/2025 05:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What IF the people of color all left the city. Be the biggest drop in crime in history.

9/01/2025 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fifty four Shot and Seven dead, a look of confusion from mayor Conehead…..Woe…Woe…..Woe…..What’s a happenin ?

9/01/2025 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you were a commander how would you prevent this from happening?

9/01/2025 06:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you measure vertical leap in millimeters?

9/01/2025 06:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Relocating toilets around the mansions.

9/01/2025 06:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.cnn.com/2025/08/17/us/national-guard-new-mexico-deployment#:~:text=The%20New%20Mexico%20National%20Guard,enforcement%2C%20the%20state's%20polo%2Dshirted

New Mexico Dems are smarter than in Illinois.

9/01/2025 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one cares about hack OEMC jobs.

9/01/2025 07:02:00 PM  
Blogger JustHereForThePaycheck said...

That’s what used to be referred to as “greasin’ the chassis”.

9/01/2025 07:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shocker .

9/01/2025 07:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those apartments have always been a problem .

9/01/2025 07:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

002 has been a hotbed of merit for years. Used to be the NOBLE landing spot.

9/01/2025 07:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He still can’t see his Johnson!

9/01/2025 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is it that Hein is on vacation for Labor Day weekend… Hypocritical piece of garbage. Loser.

9/01/2025 08:02:00 PM  

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