Thursday, May 28, 2026

Nice E.M. Program judge Bitch

Damn....the keyboard stuck again....judge Beach:

  • More than one-third of the people on electronic monitoring for shoplifting cases in Cook County have gone missing, according to newly released data from Chief Judge Charles Beach. So have a quarter of the robbery defendants. Those are just a couple of the details revealed in a new report issued as part of Beach’s campaign to overhaul the county’s ankle monitor program and improve its transparency.

    Tuesday’s report shows that of the 244 missing defendants, about 24% were on electronic monitoring for domestic-related charges. Alleged shoplifters dominate the balance: 24 people put on ankle monitors after being charged with shoplifting have gone AWOL, but a separate report by Beach’s office shows only 73 people are on ankle monitors for shoplifting, so a third of them have gone missing.

    Also showing above-average disappearance rates: burglars. Nearly 15% of them have slipped away while awaiting trial. And 27% of people charged with battery have gone AWOL, too. For more serious aggravated battery cases, the AWOL rate is 10%.

The main trouble we always saw with EM was that anyone who disregarded the restrictions was more apt to disregard consequences - meaning that when they were in danger of being caught which they almost always were:

  • they had broken the law once and got caught, 
  • they broke it a second time violating the terms of release,
  • then they were far more likely to actively resist arrest and do anything they could to avoid going back inside.

What's a third violation since there weren't any consequences the first two times? This happened time and time again. And now judge Bitch Beach thinks some "study" is going to cure the anti-social tendencies of people (or folks) who had zero regard for the system in the first place?

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38 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don’t understand why you’re blaming the judge for this. State law requires the criminals to be put on electronic monitoring. The study that the cheif judge wants won’t change the law, but it can be used to show the state legislature and governor the problem with putting people on electronic monitoring in the first place.

5/28/2026 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Timewatcher said...

All sheriff depts., police officers, DOC, FED, State should have a ever up to date EM individuals for us law enforcement to view and see. There should be a database, parolees CO number and then their charges just like in CLEAR to get these life long criminals in jail permenantly. Cook county doesn't care people flee/break terms/cut off EM. It's time for the ASA to put these fools back into jail for MULTIPLE decades. Send a fucking message, throw the fucking book at these ghetto animals.

5/28/2026 02:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another shooting at Sox Park.

5/28/2026 03:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mass migration to our country continues. I stopped by a small mom and pop owned liquor store that is owned by an Indian family. They introduced me to three of their nephews. They all came here on a green card. We need to put an end to mass migration.

Stop all illegal immigration and stop all legal migration. The number should be zero.

5/28/2026 03:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The E. M. Program”made by criminals, for criminals”.

5/28/2026 04:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This will all change when a feral hurts/destroys some judge's property, family or buddy or when they're inconvenience d. Too many of one demographic in jail. Harsher penalties as always for the other demographic.

5/28/2026 05:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My neighbor works in CC Sheriff office. And was assigned to EM before they gave it away to the chief judges office. And he always stated these numbers are fabricated to show work activity for the unit? If they really counted it would look like EM never worked?

But just last week he told me the Deputy Chief of the Court Deputies started to track down the past employed deputies assigned to the old EM unit? Looking to reactivate the EM unit and start going back out to find the AWOL participants. This Deputy Chief was talking that the unit would activate by June 1st and work under the Chief Judges office?

But the reason the EM system failed is because the chief judge thought those who were placed on home monitoring were expected to check in during each week while on EM? The Honor system! And they knew the ankle device was either broken or not working to begin with?

If it’s broken why fix it?

5/28/2026 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


This number that’s put out of 244 defendants AWOL from EM has got be a flat out lie. Take a look at how many people get arrested daily in Cook County. How many of those arrests are for felonies? Every week the sheriff puts out the weekly warrant list. Every week there’s at least a dozen to two dozen new warrants. Most of these warrants are guys that are AWOL from EM. This report is BULL SHIT !!!

5/28/2026 05:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how about give those violence interrupter's that list of wanted e-m violators, let them go make the arrest ?

5/28/2026 06:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What no one is saying, since the Sheriff doesn't track these guys, who, in the Chief Judges office is? The court clerk out looking for them? The maintenance guy in a courtroom hunting them down? If it ain't Sheriff's Deputies, then who? It sure ain't Judge Bitch out driving around in his car after court looking for them.

5/28/2026 06:23:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

Do they have a New Deli there?
Now, kees me you fool!!!!

5/28/2026 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In light of the fact that the Chief Judges Office, and this is in no way a knock on him, doesn’t have a law enforcement arm with which to enforce or apprehend these absconding citizens in a timely manner something desperately needs to change. A step in the right direction might be for the monitoring services to be required to make immediate notification to the court within 24 hours of a violation. However this does nothing under the terms of the SAFE-T Act. If these violators were then entered into LEADS for all to see and take action those numbers would likely plummet. But step one fails in asking the legislature to take a common sense approach to public safety or consider the needs of our society as a whole.

5/28/2026 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everything has become such a joke in this city, state, and county. Nothing works like it should. Services are dwindling, while taxes keep going up. We have the money to do it right, It's just being stolen. Every politician gives concessions to their favorite beaurocrats, and tax dollars go out through a seive with a very small percentage going to the original justification for the programs. The system still worked when there was a shred of morality inside these people, but now there are no stops. There are unqualified people in every system of government and they all want a piece of the pie. And voters in Illinois always vote the same people in knowing that they are crooked. Tell me how you fix that.

5/28/2026 08:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Judge is a decent dude. Want Tim Evans back?

5/28/2026 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Learn how to use a friggin question mark!!!!!

5/28/2026 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Disgustingly anti-American attitude. Legal migration is out of control too, and reform is welcome, but it should be part of America on an ongoing basis, like ever.

5/28/2026 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IL has legislated criteria for mandated EM. Will EM absconders be exempted from any future facial recognition prohibitions?

5/28/2026 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the outcome Periwinkle wanted. They bragged about tearing down a section of Cook county jail, remember?

5/28/2026 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not likely

5/28/2026 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic.
My boss was told that all commanders and the district’s guidons are to report tomorrow to HQ.
To form lines for Chief Heins last day as he exits the building.
Are they kidding??
The ego in these exempt members on our department is over the top.
What else is ph1 going to do a fly by? Are the horses going to march past? Is the honor guard going to do a 21 gun salute?
This also could be the most hated man in the history of the CPD. Unreal

5/28/2026 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT. Would the department front me $40 million in gold bars for expenses? The French Connection 3. I need some buy money. WTF. If no one questioned this you have to wonder what is going on in Washington.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/28/us-news/how-cia-officer-convinced-us-government-to-give-him-40-million-in-gold-bars-as-new-allegations-about-his-past-revealed/

5/28/2026 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep just like idiots trapping racoons & such then releasing into Forest Preserves. Hello Distemper, Rabies & Hunta virus, Murder outbreaks. On second thought, Maybe that's what GOV. wants? Pandemonium. Welcome to Hell [cook co chicago] , High Plaines Drifter.

5/28/2026 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crime, including homicide, has dropped precipitously. Could allowing all these criminals to roam be an attempt the destroy the presidents successes in quelling crime, in addition to being democrats' desire to destroy the country?

5/28/2026 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT but a miracle in this town...

Regarding this case - "Armed man mowed down 5 cops in 3 separate crashes at massive street gathering, prosecutors say

"Rashad Johnson...is charged with five counts of attempted first-degree murder, aggravated possession of a weapon, and five counts of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. Judge Ankur Srivastava granted the state’s detention filing."

https://cwbchicago.com/2026/05/armed-man-mowed-down-5-cops-3-crashes-at-massive-street-gathering-prosecutors-say.html

A. Make it all stick.

B. Consecutive, not concurrent.

C. Menard.

5/28/2026 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blame this on the state legislature- not the Judge

5/28/2026 02:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

😂

5/28/2026 04:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agreed. SCC is going way too hard here.

5/28/2026 04:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who issued this insane order? 🤡

5/28/2026 04:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do they have a New Deli there? Laughed my ass off!

5/28/2026 04:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay let’s play devils advocate
Judge should make it clear any violent offense, or gun possession , the offender be detained as a threat to the public.
Let Kwame or whoever try and stop this action by lawsuit or whatever.
Then let every politician say yay it’s a good system or nay we did it wrong.
Make everyone pick a side
Tired of the rights of criminals trumping the rights of everyone else doing it the right way

5/28/2026 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Illegal immigration should be zero. LEGAL immigration should be limited to that which We, The United States, determine it is. What skill sets do we need and are willing to allow immigrants to bring us?

Is the immigrant going to be a burden to our society? If so, then the answer should be "NO Thanks".

They ought not to qualify for ANY Public Assistance until 7 years AFTER getting created as a Citizen. AFTER paying in taxes, etc.

And in all cases they should have to ASSIMILATE to OUR Society. Learn our language. We're not changing for you.

5/28/2026 06:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The criminal didn't care about the Law prohibiting this or that, so WTF does anyone believe that an "ankle monitor" will compel them to do anything?

The only things that compel them to do something are:

1) Losing money... BAIL. FA and lose it PLUS return to jail.

2) Jail. Sit there and wait for your trial if you can't afford bail.

3) Explod*ng ankle monitor. Until those things do that, they're purely ornamental.

Choose wisely.

5/28/2026 06:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MORE fucked up pension shit courtesy of fat fuck and the Demo-crats:

Pritzker’s proposed budget shorts pensions by $5.4 billion https://share.google/1fBKqZ44gmVqa8WXc

5/28/2026 09:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im not going. I dont do dog and pony shows...Ill just tell them I overslept.

5/28/2026 10:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because he’s the chief judge, he’s the man in charge. You’re telling me there’s nothing he can do? No calls he can make to work with some agencies, no power, no ideas he can put forth to try and help? Just poor ol powerless chief judge beach. He’s a piece of shit just like the rest of them. What did he say about the decision to let that turd Talley out despite his extremely violent past convictions, and pending violent cases? Said it was the correct call to cut him loose to go shoot 2 cops? Yah, fuck judge bitch. I don’t care how nice he was to you in DUI court, you can gargle his balls in your own time you losers. You guys are pathetic. “SCC is going too hard here” shut up you dork. Too many fucking liberal democrats on this job now of days. Maybe the public defenders office of southern poverty law center is more appropriate for you losers.

5/28/2026 11:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can he be fired for incompetence?

5/29/2026 05:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Truer words NEVER said!

5/29/2026 06:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was a jagoff question mark guy awhile back who used to post daily. I thought we shamed him into not posting. Let's hope he isn't back!

5/29/2026 07:59:00 AM  

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