Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Late Quick Hits for Tuesday/Wednesday

Yes, we know it's Wednesday, but we didn't get to read the Tuesday paper until very late. Cut us some slack.
  • Job Openings! Sick of chasing criminals? Evil bosses with unrealistic expectations? Join the Fire Department and people will actually be HAPPY when you show up at their door.
  • Suicide by police. This is EXACTLY the situation that a TASER was made for. How long until the media is begging us to carry TASER's again after ripping us for months on that dumbass hype that died after being shocked?
  • You really shouldn't be quoted saying things like this, Sarge. Now we're going to have training videos on when we should write parkers and take away our discretion.
  • Powerball at $340 million. We aren't greedy, but we'd love to walk away with this payday and never look back. Anyone going to pick us up a ticket or three?
  • And finally, a practice in Central America that we might just want to adapt instead of stealing all of New York's ideas. Vigilante Justice Gone Wild!

27 Comments:

Blogger JANS, Kevin C. said...

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10/19/2005 02:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

go back to 019, and write some parkers.

you tool.

10/19/2005 03:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hawks lose, Hawks lose, Hawks lose!!!

Go Wolves!!!

10/19/2005 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im amazed at how I used to let all this crap get to me. I got my pension ballot yesterday, and right in the garbage it went, just as I did with the last flop election. I know what your thinking but the next goof will only lie, cheat, and be pressured to do what FOP and Mayor daley want anyways.

Once you get made meritorious, or run for one of these BS offices your soul is no longer your own.

A Copper sneezes and if it somewhat sounds racial, s/he is fired. However Mayor Daley over charges senior citizens for sidewalks and we get another studdering idiot reply. A BA DEE AB A DEE... IT WAS AN OVERSIGHT.

Everyone figures...its my turn. Then they wonder why so many Coppers drink themselves into a gutter and/or eat their weapon. Its called GUILT.

Ive been in disfunctional situations before, but the Chicago Police Dept. definately takes the cake in that area.

I know I know.....why dont I just quit right?? because Im in to far now to quit. So I just sit back and collect my paychecks and laugh my ass off at all the ass kissers.

Al Capone lives inside Mayor Daley. ENTHUSIASMS

10/19/2005 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im all for social cleansing. But then again the yuppy liberals wouldnt make any money from that.

10/19/2005 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Mr. Use of Force said...

Refusing to yield with a knife in your possession while threatening injury constitutes deadly force, thank you very much!!!

10/19/2005 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"UUW'S ARE MISDEMEANORS?
WHAT DEPARTMENT DO YOU WORK FOR AND WHAT MAYOR SAID THAT?
CERTAINLY YOU CAN'T BE TALKING ABOUT CHICAGO!
THE LAST TIME I LOOKED AT THE STATUTE IT WAS A FELONY TO CARRY A GUN (OUTSIDE YOUR ABODE (HOME)!"
"(4) Carries or possesses in any vehicle or concealed on or about his person except when on his land or in his own abode or fixed place of business any pistol, revolver, stun gun or taser or other firearm, except that this subsection (a) (4) does not apply to or affect transportation of weapons that meet one of the following conditions:
(i) are broken down in a non‑functioning state;

or
(ii) are not immediately accessible; or
(iii) are unloaded and enclosed in a case,

firearm carrying box, shipping box, or other container by a person who has been issued a currently valid Firearm Owner's Identification Card;"
"Sentence. A person convicted of a violation of subsection 24‑1(a)(1) through (5), subsection 24‑1(a)(10), or subsection 24‑1(a)(11) commits a Class A misdemeanor."

10/19/2005 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry wrong post.

10/19/2005 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Morning guys. I just wanted to spread some good news for a change and say thanks. I went to a concert last night at the U/C and was treated great by the coppers that were working there. I believe they were part of the detail unit but don't know for sure. Thanks guys.

10/19/2005 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.....unless the weapon is possessed in the passenger compartment of a motor vehicle as defined in Section 1‑146 of the Illinois Vehicle Code, or on the person, while the weapon is loaded, in which case it shall be a Class X felony.

10/19/2005 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Northside said...

SHAKMAN MONITOR WEB SITE

A new Web Site has been established concerning unlawful patronage violations in City of Chicago government. This includes hiring, promotional and transfer practices within the CPD.

Note that "exempt" positions within the CPD are exempt from the Shakman Decree. Hypothetically, if the City wants to name any ne'er-do-well off the streets as an "exempt", so be it. Their only "accountability" is the utter scorn of the rank and file.

Check out:

www.shakmanmonitor.com

10/19/2005 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:29am What a pathetic loser!

10/19/2005 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe in your eyes but I sleep well at night. See you at your 10-1 party fool.

10/19/2005 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey quick Q for anybody that can answer. Why is it that a city worker that is Non Police thats injured on the job in the city of Chicago can receive workmans comp and even file a lawsuit for injuries sustained but a Police Officer injured in the line of duty cant? Just curious.

10/19/2005 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because the city continues to pay you your full salary while IOD, you arne't entitled to workman's comp. You can however sue the people who injured you. The city will usualy sign a "severance" letter of some sort so they aren't liable if you lose

10/19/2005 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But a streets and san guy gets 66% of his pay. Same difference as full pay. We only get the tax write off. Id rather get more.

10/19/2005 12:36:00 PM  
Blogger Rue St. Michel said...

Yea, that White Shirt should keep his comments to himself. When's the last time he went out and wrote a parker? Bilandic was prabably still mayor.

Whenever we talk to the press (which should be never) - isn't it common sense NOT to say something that would undermine the ability of our officers to do their jobs? Isn't it already ridiculous the number and volume of constraints that we have to put up with?
I know that that Sgts' comment is fairly innocent but the point is that it implies that we only enforce laws when we "feel like it" or when we want to be annoying. The Sgt should be SPAAR'd for his comment.
As to Guatemalan "social cleansing" - what a wonderful concept, except 6:41 is correct. We'd see a drop in crime rates, prison populations and in social welfare programs. Yuppy liberals would no longer have the euphoric experiences of donating to the NAACP, Fader.com , Music Theatre Workshop, and other "criminals are just misunderstood human beings" organizations. And the press wouldn't have anything to write about!

10/19/2005 02:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yea Ill sue them ...nothin from nothin leaves nothin.

10/19/2005 02:26:00 PM  
Blogger Fenian28 said...

"Do Not Ticket Me..."
What a dumb broad.

10/19/2005 05:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to disagree, if someone is armed with a knife, the taser is not the option to use, if it fails and he's lunging, you're stabbed; knife calls for deadly force option, not taser, sorry, I love the taser but not for knives....

10/19/2005 06:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very true. I have 9 chances in my Sig, only 1 with a taser.

10/19/2005 09:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also Taser does,t always deploy. I have had that experience on 2 occasions already. Would not bet my life on it. A guy with a weapon is gonna get what he deserves....an all expenses paid trip to the hereafter.

10/20/2005 12:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

typo-it should say "doesn't"

10/20/2005 03:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tasers are for unarmed bigger and stronger people or people under the influence


Someome with a knife who doesnt know what hes doing is dangerous

Someone with a knife who does know what hes doing is very deadly


Guns are for knife wielders

We cant afford to lose

10/21/2005 02:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I voted for the guy who lives on Michigan Ave

I dont know much about him but I dont like Jans Robbins or Tierny

10/21/2005 02:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You voted for the guy no one knows who didn't tell you anything who never went to a meeting. You didn't vote for the only guy who did because Tierney said bad things about him. Thats what Tierney is counting on--ignorant, uninformed masses who don't think for themselves.

10/21/2005 03:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you get your news from the fop hotline just love md voic do you
your just a wanna be wanna be md friend.. what an ass hole

10/21/2005 07:20:00 AM  

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