Out of Control Celebrations
The South Side erupted last night in a frenzy of White Sox celebrations. Dozens of cars were overturned and set alight while firefighters refused to venture into some neighborhoods until order was restored. Officers were called in from surrounding police districts and citywide units to quell disturbances lasting well into the morning hours. Witnesses reported TASER devices being used to subdue particularly violent incidents and there was at least one unconfirmed report of a "bean bag" shotgun being used to knock a reveler off a nearby rooftop who was throwing "Irish Confetti" at the crowd. The pictures below were acquired by an intrepid reporter who braved the dangerous scene last night using a sooper sekret infra-red lighting system to illuminate the carnage:
These are pictures of the rioters in the area surrounding Armour Park. Notice the combination of anger and exaltation on this reveler's face in the second picture.
Here is a panoramic view of the size of the crowds last night that congregated following the White Sox clinching victory Thursday evening.
The wreckage and devestation of burned out cars, broken windows and destroyed businesses surrounding Sox Park following the victory "celebrations." Mayor Daley and the Police Superintendent pronounced themselves "disgusted that Chicagoans could act like this."
This, by the way, is our 300th POST! Hooray for us! Hope everyone has enjoyed the run so far. Hopefully, we can do at least 300 more.
These are pictures of the rioters in the area surrounding Armour Park. Notice the combination of anger and exaltation on this reveler's face in the second picture.
Here is a panoramic view of the size of the crowds last night that congregated following the White Sox clinching victory Thursday evening.
The wreckage and devestation of burned out cars, broken windows and destroyed businesses surrounding Sox Park following the victory "celebrations." Mayor Daley and the Police Superintendent pronounced themselves "disgusted that Chicagoans could act like this."
This, by the way, is our 300th POST! Hooray for us! Hope everyone has enjoyed the run so far. Hopefully, we can do at least 300 more.
42 Comments:
Give `em time boyo... give `em time- if the bangers jumped the Cubby bandwagon two years ago, and they had rioting in Boston last year... it won't any different over by dere! If the Sox "build it", "they" (a mob) w-i-l-l come, believe it! Next full moon... ah-ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!
And a lone voice of Cubdom cried out..."wait till next year!"
White Sox.... Which city does that team play for and in? Was their team name The "Canaryville Hillhonkers" before changing it?
Rather watch a Cubs loss than the Sox win every game!
Jack "Shit" Brickhouse
They should be called the White Nylons for all you sissy boys from Bridgeport who love visiting their two teeth girlfriends in Canaryville. Hey CUZ, da Sox won...Let's party on Taylor Street!
They are a Chicago team. They will Choke like the rest of the teams from Chicago.
Celebrate now while you have the chance. I'll hand you a Kleenex when they screw up next week.
Whatever guy!
Pardon my northssidedness but what pray tell is Irish confetti?
Bricks of all shapes and sizes. The irish used it to shower various parades. Damn, i'm old. You young whippersnappers have no sense of history. :)
Carefull with those Canaryviller comments! I don't think you know or realize How many bosses currently on the job were born there or still have family ties there! Certainly it explains a few things about this job, but you never know when that "Irish Confetti" lands on your career!
I love these Cub fans always claimimg they have a "real" team. I would rather go to a half-filled Sox game and sit with people who actually go there to see the game and know something about baseball than sit at Wrigley with a bunch of posers and people from out of town who are there to make a fashion statement.
Hey, we love our wine and cheese!
I'd rather go to a Cubs game, look at all the women in attendance, then get drunk with them at the surrounding bars, and finally, get laid at their over-priced condo!!! GOD BLESS the CUBBIES!!!!!!!!!
Nice fantasy. You gotta love the cyber world.
That's because you've never been to a CUBS game :p
I didn't know it was a game. I thought it was a place for all the Michigan alumni to meet.
Michigan Wins!!! Go Cubs!
Sure.... Everyone gets laid by a hot chic then they get a ride home on a magic carpet. And they all lived happily ever after.
The End
Sox Suck. They got lucky to get this far. They will never going any farther.
Love Always,
Bill Veck
Somebody Say "SUCK" I love that word! I love watching those big baseball players in their tight uniform pants and their jock cup ever so gently holding their manmeats in place and protected.
Would love to choke up on one of those bats.
Ron Hubberman
Dont you mean....Ron Hummer-man?
Will the female cops that went to Washington DC be the official cheer leaders for the SOX? WOW I would love to see that. They would make great "ball" gals.
I just had a quick flash in my mind of those female cops in their B.D.U.'s doing cheers. Too fricken funny. The bad thing is the gals would either be stick thin or as big as a Chevy. I hope the thin ones are the ones on top of the pryamids.
Give me a "S" Give me a "O" Give me a "X".... Hell... Just keep giving me those BIG "O"'s!!!!!!
The whole Cub nation is farse. Fags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WINNING UGLY JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry if those chicks were the cheerleaders those sox players would be stratching thier crotches a lot more than they do now. And they wouldn't be spitting chewing tobacco out!
The MANHOLE bar will be sponsoring a White Sox party! Male bar patrons are requested to wear only a white tube sox as clothing.
Selected White Sox fans will choose their favorite "Sox" and see how many times they can have their face hit with balls.
I once took my female partner to a Sox game. I kissed her on the strikes and she kissed me on the balls. Thank God it was a Sox game. We were all alone in our section. We didn't do anything with the foul balls, until I washed them.
HOW MANY TIMES CAN CUBS FANS STAND HEARING "WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR".
HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
REAL BASEBAL=AMERICAN LEAUGE
GO SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isn't the "manhole" 2 blocks from chewing gum park? Which team and their "Big Ten" alumni fans reside in fag town? You'd be lucky to find 5,000 native Chicagoans at a scrubs game.
Is that you, Ed Wodnicki?
The Sox WILL CHOKE, AND LOOOOOOOSE.
NO WORRY ABOUT RIOTS IT WILL NEVER GET THAT FAR SO ALL U SOX FANS CAN GO BACK FUCKING YOUR SISTERS.
Who do YOU like for tonight's Chicago Crosstown Classic Pick 2 Click: "The South Side Softballs or the North Side Hardpillows? Click it and Vote Now!
Can I pick my favorite SOX at the MANHOLE?
Wooohooooo! I want a nicely filled sox that stands up well!
I love when a man just wears a tube sox as clothing.
With Best Regards...
An Un-named 022nd District Male Cop
Oh-No Not the crap about the female Chicago cops that went to Washington DC again! What is up with that, it happened a long time ago. You can't still be mad, I am sure the antibiotic cured the STDs by now! And crotch crabs only have a 3 month life cycle.
Leave those gals alone. If it wasn't for them what would we do on the midnight shift?
Dan Burke? You are in 022nd District now?
Burke is king of the 501's on first watch in 022. He writes, on average, probably 20 a period, maybe more, no one gets a break, and almost all are written in Beverly and Mount Greenwood.
King of the 501's, WOW what an honor. Get a life and do some real police work!
Dan "The Man" Burke also looks hot in his button fly Levi's 501's.
His groan package is as big and large as his rippling body muscles.
I would love for him to let me give him a road side blow test!
And by his panty lines I can see he loves sporting a nice thong that hugs his manly steak so nice.
I just hope the Commander moves him to tac so I can maybe become his partner. Only a man can show another man the true act of love! We know what each other wants.
Is it true he waxes his whole body free of hair for body building shows? I could only be with another man if he isn't hairy.
I do know he showed us his tattoo above his large package, it read:
Alcohol Breathalyzer
Insert in mouth, Blow Hard!
Quit the man2man talk please. If anything go back to the female cops that went to Washington DC.
I once walked into the locker room. Dan was naked and fresh from the shower. He asked me if I could rub this muscle enhancing cream on his back as he was applying it to his front torso. I told I would of but I didnt want to have big muscular hands due to the cream being on my hands.
I've said it before. Cub fans are suppose to be so above it all and not give a shit about the Sox to make any comments regardless. However the idiots posting on here prove that wrong. Lets see "the Sox are lucky", 99 wins eliminates any chance at luck. My favorite one is going to Cub games to see hot women and then get laid in their expensive condo's. Did you ever send that one to Penthouse? By the way you probably couldnt get laid with a fist full of 50's in a whorehouse. And I havent said one thing about the Cubs, only about the pathetic assholes who have nothing intelligent to say about baseball. Oh well I guess thats the point. By the way all the celebrations for the Cubs in 03 were pretty much confinded to the area bars of Lakeview/Wrigleyville, no one is ever going to confuse Bridgeport for Lakeview so you have a couple of neighborhood bars near the park unlike near Wrigley.
Burkeis a little bit, ummmm, different. His temper is quite short and it jams him up sometimes.
Last year he pulled over a twentysomething F/2 on 111th st. She told him her father was Lt. so and so. Burke told her he didn't a f*** and began to yell at her. Unbeknown to him she had her cell phone and daddy heard everything. I think he did a few days for that one.
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