Friday, September 30, 2005

This Just In!

A wind-whipped 17,000-acre wildfire raced across hills and canyons along the northwestern edge of Los Angeles Thursday, threatening homes and forcing hundreds of people to evacuate. The fire was burning Thursday evening toward Thousand Oaks, Simi Valley, Calabasas and Agoura.

Residents were advised to evacuate their homes, but hundreds have stayed behind to try to save their homes with garden hoses and bucket brigades. "Where's Bush?" asked Calabasas resident Thurston Howell III. "Where's the military? Where's FEMA? Why didn't the government stop us from building our million dollar homes in this tinderbox?"

Mumford Nelson Rockafelter XIV accosted reporters and camera crews in the neighborhood demanding answers. "We expected a flyover of Air Force One at the very least. Why are we paying such high taxes if we aren't going to at least get the impression that the president cares? Sure, my wife Miffy and I voted for the other guy - you know, that French dude, but if those people in New Orleans can get a flyover and two visits, we should be getting at least that much."

Some were understanding. "We know the president has a lot on his plate recently, what with two hurricanes and the war and all." But far more people in this bluest of the blue states were much less charitable. "It seems obvious what this is all about," said Pierre Johann Twillifutter IV. "George Bush isn't out here with a shovel and a hose alongside my mexican gardeners. He hates rich white people."

23 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, and Pres. Bush should fly into O'hare before Daley slices large "x's" into all the runways and declares it to dangerous for Homeland Security!

9/30/2005 06:49:00 PM  
Anonymous leftisthebest said...

Don't worry, Haliburton is just days away, making more billions and billions of dollars at the expense of the misery of others. And GOP coffers get a little more in contributions.

9/30/2005 07:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey leftisthebest, we're cops. We make our living because of the misery of others. What's the difference other than the number of zeros on payday?

9/30/2005 07:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s not a Federal problem at this point. Demanding that the Feds get involved at this point is typical of liberals, democrats and the f*%king mules. --- Gimmie, Gimmie, Gimmie.

9/30/2005 08:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the fire is that bad, they better send an expert, i.e. Cortez Trotter. He could blow it out in no time.

9/30/2005 09:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Liberals are destroying this country.....when are people gonna wake up and see it?????

9/30/2005 11:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey left is best

I have a supposedly left leaning cousin who Ive exposed as being full of crap.
Seems that although he preaches Marxism out of one side of his mouth, he has quite a portfolio of stock in American corporations and was partners in at least one for profit restaurant in London England where thankfully he lives

He hates Bush and Chaney and America. Also he isnt too fond of cops.
But he loves Cuban cigars, Fidel Castro and the dividend checks he gets from Yankee dog exploitative American corporations.


Sound familiar??

10/01/2005 02:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh, dum-dum- dont'cha know- that's called "DESTROYING THE SYSTEM FROM WITHIN"! ;-)

10/01/2005 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

actually it's called "IF YOU CAN'T BEAT `EM, JOIN `EM"!

10/01/2005 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous leftisthewbest said...

To 2:17 post in regards to your questions:

No stock portfilio, no businesses either

Dislike, not hate, Bush and Cheney

Love police

don't smoke

love Marxism and Castro

10/01/2005 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey leftisbest, you keep mentioning Haliburton, yet you forget that your patron saint JFK gave the company its first contracts in Vietnam, then your other saint LBJ boosted up the contract 10 X, Haliburton got lots of contracts from the failure Jimmy Carter and his love child Bill Clinton, we never hear you goofs talk about that??? I'll bet your not even the police, just like many who post on this site aren't and never were.

10/01/2005 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey limpdickisthebest

Where was the liberal anger when Clinton awarded a $67 billion no-bid contract to Halliburton in Kosovo? Why is that never mentioned?

10/01/2005 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous leftisthebest said...

No bid contracts for Haliburton are wrong be JFK, LBJ, George I or George II. It doesn't matter, even Clinton, a rich guy promoting himself like he's a regular guy. It's class warfare,and the rich almost always win.

10/01/2005 12:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY LEFTISBEST...
If you want to tell everyone how much u hate George Bush PLEASE go to another site. EVERY SINGLE POST U MAKE IS ALWAYS FILLED WITH VENOM AGAINST G.W. GIVE IT A BREAK WE ALL KNOW YOU HATE ,DESPISE AND ARE REVOLTED BY BUSH. I'M JUST TIRED OF HEARING U POST IT 20 TIMES A DAY.

10/01/2005 09:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm w/ u on that . I'm tired of LEFTISBEST(COCKSUCKER)AND HIS HATE FILLED RANTINGS. I PROPOSE A SURVEY TO ALL U OUT THERE. HERE'S THE QUESTION'S:

DO YOU THINK LEFTISBEST IS P.O. TIMOTHY O'GRADY FROM THE NORTHSIDE?

DO YOU THINK LEFTISBEST SHOULD STICK TO THE THREAD/POST AT HAND AND STOP BEEFING ABOUT BUSH?


INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

10/01/2005 09:25:00 PM  
Anonymous leftisthebest said...

The latest rant(s) against Bush were questions posed by an earlier writer. Leftisthebest is not O'Grady, and never have met him.

How come there is no outrage in the attacks against Dems and liberals? Finally, 20 posts a day? Come on, haven't posted that many in three weeks.

10/02/2005 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its all the librals can do is smear others that dont agree with them. According to them, free speech is ok as long as its their kind of free speech.

10/02/2005 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Liberals are hate mongers.., they are elite snobs who think middle, conservative America consists of a vast unwashed polpulation of idiots...only liberals have the answers don't you know...only the liberals know what to do...there is a backlash developing Middle America is sick to death of the elite...who hate America...and practice the religion of victimization........Conservatives are the true liberals in this day and age......

10/02/2005 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous DIE LIBERAL SCUM SAYS: said...

rearding your survey, YES I think leftisbest is actually O'Grady. He uses different post names suh as shadenfrude, shady, leftisbest and the occassional anonymous.
Also I too am TIRED TOO DEATH of his hate filled anti-BUSH rhetoric.
You have a right to express your opinion but U DO NOT HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HEARD OR AGREED WITH.

10/02/2005 08:25:00 PM  
Blogger Shadi said...

Hey Right-Wing Dumb-Dumb...

Shady IS NOT Leftisthebest!

Too bad, so sad!

You have a right to your closed minded beliefs and to be programmed by the Republican National Committee- but it don't mean we gotta be as stupid and gullible as you!

SMEAR?- You boneheads- THAT'S the only way Daddy and Sonny Boy BUSH can get elected- SMEAR the DEMS as soft, lezbos, liars, war cowards, etc. - then they get into office (thanks to you simpletons) and they START WAR after BOGUS WAR- for OIL (fill up your S.U.V., moron, and thank BUSH when you BEND OVER to GET PUMPED while you pump your petrol- swallow it, take it all you hoodwinked Bu$h gas bitch!)

Backlash? Oh, like a rerun of the last backlash when you LOVING NON HATER ONE WAY RIGHT WING NUTS CRUCIFIED CLINTON AND BADLY WEAKENED THE U.S. for eight years? You selfish traitorous moronic cretin- stop rubbing your balls and wake up already before your pitiful life is wasted blaming the wrong people for your troubles, child! Junior Prince Bush is exponentially more corrupt, immoral and stupid compared to the Slick One- only three more years of his ass-raping of you to go- and then you'll blame it all on Hillary you AutoHateRobot you!

As someone we all hate says-

"HA-HA!!! LOSER!!!!"

- Shady ;->~

P.S. - KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK LEFTistheBEST
(even if we don't agree 100% of the time... hell, I still suspect "Lefty" is one of S.C.C.'s "alternate reality" sock-puppets... but that don't make it right!!!)

10/03/2005 04:10:00 PM  
Blogger Shadi said...

And oh- one more thing...

HEY RIGHT WING CHIMPS - STOP SHOUTING IN CAPS `CAUSE YOU CAN'T TYPE LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN!!!

LEFTY merely r-e-p-l-i-e-d to S.C.C.'S "water carrying" wildfires post, not spontaneously or randomly off-topic way. All we get here lately is "cover the Shrub's back" & "smear anyone who opines otherwise". The excuses and finger pointing flow unabated- the original thread opener's apparent intent was to draw attention "W"'s inexcusable repeat 9/11 anniversary "Asleep at the Wheel" act during Katrina. Why do you worship this wothless "Shrub" flub like a G-d? He sticks it in your hynies every chance he gets...

THAT'S why we post here- because nearly ALL the national/world politics covered here are slanted with total knee-jerk conservative brainwash bullshit! You apparently n-e-e-d someone to rebut this crap so you don't keep drinking it like it the nectar of the G-ds... blind fools! I read and consider the threads/posts regarding CPD and local politics- but when it comes to the National "wildfires" - you guys are ALL WET!

10/03/2005 05:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shadynfreude, you are a seriously sick person....do you honestly believe the crap you write.....scary...

10/03/2005 09:37:00 PM  
Anonymous I KNOW IT'S U SHADY... said...

shadenfreude is Timothy O'Grady who is Shady who is Leftisbest. BY THE WAY EVERYONE SHADY, SHADENFRUEDE ,LEFTISBEST HATES GEORGE BUSH. THEY ARE ONE In THE SAME. Shady quit hating so much, it's not healthy for you your gonna have a heart attack or a stroke.

10/05/2005 03:24:00 AM  

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