Today is the Day
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At least we think it is. Our anonymous "outer" never gave us a specific time frame - was it going to be revealed after midnight? Just before? And they never told us where it'd be done, either. So we'll just leave this thread here so everyone can enjoy "The Event" while we're out fighting crime. Or chasing the one-bagger. Or thwarting some nefarious scheme somewhere. Or sleeping.
posted by SCC at 12:33 AM
38 Comments:
AAAAAHHHHH, Again #1, Go fuck yourself!
. . . . I would not want to screw up this blog for you however.
But -- it's just a matter of time a beef comes down (as bullshit as it probably will be) and it will be just like Sgt. O's headache all over again for you.
Me again...
SCC, I's going to be a fucked up day...99.8% of the people who post here are "anonymous", and do so for a ton of diffrent reasons. Coppers talking BIG shit about other coppers. Venting about shitty bosses & situations. Then there is our favorite people who like to stirr the pot just a little. ALL done behind the mask of ANONYMOUS! I think is some petty, small, jelous shit where someone is going to "out" you. But then again, who the fuck cares what I think.
I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
The chicken choker who says he's going to out SCC can go fuck himself!
Whether he does or not, his talk is cheap. He's probably some pimply faced high school kid who chokes his chicken while typing his nonsense.
I feel sorry for him in that he has to go to these extremes to get off. Too bad.
Happy New Year everyone, and our anonymous outer...go fuck yourself!
I have heard from a good source that SCC is a member of the TRU unit. So that means he is a 2 year wonder, sound impounding, paper jumping, company kiss ass. I like him already!
I'll repeat my offer. If the "outer" agrees to remain silent I'll refrain from Bush-/GOP-bashing for the month of January. Furthermore, I will find something kind to say about conservatives, and maybe, once or twice YOUR president, since the "outer" is probably a registered Republican.
I know who he is....
P.O. Jack MeHoff
formerly assigned to R.S.U. (rapid segway unit)
currently assigned to the call back tac team.
. . . I'll give SCC a 25% discount when you get "gigged" by IAD !
Did I mention my father was a policeman? He put me through lawschool.
Enough of the mystery! I think that SCC is Deputy Chief Frank R., and he is posting funny (but true) stuff about himself to throw us off the scent. I know this because I am his sergeant and I have nothing to do at work but:
Smoke in front of the building and engage in idle gossip, and
Surf the Internet all day and shop online and research my Irish ancestry
so I have the time to investigate this.
Happy New Year, Jen....
Hey Jenny,
Is Frank the Crash going into rehab after his bender 'til midnight? You could witness his first of the 12 steps. Use your feminine wiles to get him on the wagon, girl. Radke could be your clout if he ever was sober.
Officer Travis says "Whassup?"
1631 3rd watch still sucks
Here is a link which shows a sad part of American history. Click on the movie box, it is only about 3 minutes.
http://withoutsanctuary.org/main.html
YOU CAN DO IT, FRANK! SEE YOUR PRIEST. TAKE THE PLEDGE. GO TO YOUR MEETINGS. BECOME A GYM RAT. A HEALTHY DIET WITH GREAT SEX.
PRIDE! YOU CAN'T CONTINUE TO BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE DEPT.
YOU CAN DO IT, FRANK!
I'll drink to that!
Happy New Year SCC - whoever you are - makes no difference to me - and to all my brothers and sisters who will be out on patrol tonight, God Bless and be safe.
Bashing the TRU again....
Enjoy riding on 800 horseshit calls for service tonight while I will be dictating the pace of my evening.
Yours truely,
A six year wonder, gun/dope impounding, non-paper jumping non-company man
How's 1631 doin on the 3rd watch ???
Frank !!! hang in there man you can do it
Happy New Year Everyone
I am NOT an Alcoholic..I am a DRUNK!...Alcoholics ATTEND meetings!
Seems like a lot of meeces from 35th street post here. I guess you need something to make a long day go by.
reading your slightly altered double post is just the thing to make these long winter days go by (NOT! G.F.Y. Double Post wizeguy!)
We're sorry. You probably earned your spot after two years on the street. I like the 8 coppers sitting at the desk in 35th street. It's a good look. Empty Fucking Holsters!
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Nice Link Lefty...
Without Sanctuary: Photographs and Postcards of Lynching in America
Well here it is boys & girls...SCC is- no other than-.............
SIR DONKEY of 25th district gallows fame! Hee Haw!!
Heard on the radio this morning at 0001 hours as the female is spazzing out: 613 emergency!!! shots fired at 79th & Racine about 12 shots in a row I can still smell the gunpowder, emergency.
Well no shit 613 it's New Year's Eve...Jeeeeez
fuck you
That was a funny call, I can smell the gunpowder LOL
I worked a side job and just got home. I thought by now SCC's true identity would have been revealed!! I'm shocked!
I knew it, the usurper is nothing but a chicken choker.
God Bless SCC and the NRA.
Go Bears!
Methinks SCC is really more than one person. Think about it:
1) He/She has too much inside information re: promotions, tests, CR#'s and assorted deparmental failings;
2) Opens threads and posts with considerable frequency and generally on a daily basis;
3) Running this board in the manner in which it has been run is almost a 24/7 vocation.
4) SCC is most like white male and a northsider, likely from 025.
5) Best best is that the two people who tried to put up a BB before have joined forces with several others and have learned from their mistakes.
9:46 AM
Clarice. My dear Clarice.
Methinks that your profiling skills are so prescient. I now realize that you and your colleagues at Quantico are a most formidable adversary.
BTK, Green River, Son of Sam and the Zodiac bid you a scintillating New Year, my dear Clarice.
Oh, Clarice...
I knew you were SCC all along, Doctor Lecter.
I'm cooking roast leg of lamb for our usual Sunday evening tryst. Do bring a complementary wine with your "mystery meat".
Ciao for now, sweet Hannibal
I like salads, hmmm??????????
Well........what happened? Why hasn't SCC been outed yet?
Answer: Cuz the usurper is busy choking his chicken!
"Anonymous said...
I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
12/31/2005 12:52:40 AM"
Well, SCC might not be outed, but it looks like one of our Anonymous posters is none other than, "Ron Burgundy, Anchorman". I guess the media does read this blog!
SCC is none other than Richie Daley.
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