Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Countdown

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That how many days are left until the outing of this web site moderator! We can't wait! Maybe whomever is attempting to make us nervous could post a little bit every single day to kind of whet everyone's appetite? Maybe a list of all the units we've served in? Maybe the first initials of all our mothers maiden names? Or our middle intitals?

Again, as we posted months ago, why anyone would want to bring that kind of heat on a fellow copper is a mystery. We provide a free place for people to vent and opine and bitch and moan and exchange info. And sometimes, the inmates get a little out of hand and we have to drag them back. When you get down to it though, no matter how deviant, opinions are still protected speech. Does it really matter who runs it all (Seiser)?

We noticed in some of our photo(shopped) threads (thanks to all the contributions still arriving daily) that people were speculating that we were going to get shut down for various slander/libel issues. We have been reviewing our work and we can't find anything even remotely actionable. The photos are obviously satire (protected speech); names are never mentioned by ourselves unless released by the department to the media and even then, we just link it, we don't air out dirty laundry; even the tagline up top says "Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop." Our previous e-mail addresses were trusted friends who merely forwarded us stuff and the new one is merely a convenience.

In the meantime, we remind readers that civilians have and are wandering into the threads. Watch the language and innuendo. We had to delete a few comments that were personally distasteful and didn't contribute to anything. We hate membership lists and want to keep it as simple as possible for everyone to have fun. If you want something deleted, contact us with a legitimate reason and we'll consider it. All names and e-mail is kept in the strictest confidence. We, unlike some, respect anonymity.

43 Comments:

Anonymous SIR DONKEY said...

I am SCC!

12/28/2005 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous The DONKSTERS bro. said...

He is SCC!

12/28/2005 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Spartacus said...

No, I'm SCC! I mean Spartacus! I mean, shit, what was the question again?

12/28/2005 01:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am Spartacus.....I mean, I am SCC

And the interloper can go fuck himself!!

12/28/2005 02:12:00 AM  
Anonymous JFKs Ghost said...

Ich Bin Ein SCC!

12/28/2005 02:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Westcide Dog said...

It wasn't me it was some other guy and these aren't my pants, i just borrowed them

12/28/2005 02:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

je suis SCC

12/28/2005 03:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

я - СКК

12/28/2005 03:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

soy SCC

12/28/2005 03:07:00 AM  
Anonymous m seiser said...

I am not SCC.
But when it goes public, I will grab up the IPO and take majority control.
eventually, I will run it!!!

12/28/2005 03:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Joker said...

Is it you JOHN WAYNE?
Is it me?

12/28/2005 03:51:00 AM  
Anonymous ME said...

HINTS on who is the real SCC:

My tact team all scored top 50 on the Dick's test (but my sister didn't score well, and my dad's not an attorney).

I received every promotion by "merit".

I used to fetch the bosses bread.

I don't believe off-duty P.O.'s should have guns.

I think Rufo is a god.

but, Seiser still runs it!!!

I'm on the hockey team with Lord Tobais, but still push a beat car.

I sent a picture of myself doing something against general orders to numerous people over the internet.

myself, lefty, malcom, shadow, crimefile, alice, sir donkey, westside, northern, m. sieser, 29 and a day, and rue st. are compeating against LAPD in the comming games.

I've worked beats 812 and 1631, at the same time, during my stint in TRU, which burned me out, so I grabbed a "merit" promotion (pushed for by my "aldercreature") and landed a soft spot in YOUTH, the heart of "the-D".

As a rook, I was a bang banger (I/F).

Once I got stupid at a bar, got into it with the bouncers, muther-fucked the coppers who handled it, went to my district and got a CR on them, then went to another bar, got into it with a doctor, mother-fucked the coppers who got me out of that jam, left there, blew every light in 016 on my way to Teasers, and got DUI'd on my way home by Travis.

and a final clue...
Go Fuck Yourself!!!

12/28/2005 04:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe S.C.C. is the guy who used to be in all of B.O.'s old S.C.C.Network PhotoChops...

BURKE! (Hell everyone thought he was the old webbymeister... why not live the fantasy?)

Were those two buddies or what?

12/28/2005 04:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"ME said...
I've worked beats 812 and 1631, at the same time, during my stint in TRU, which burned me out, so I grabbed a "merit" promotion (pushed for by my "aldercreature") and landed a soft spot in YOUTH, the heart of "the-D".
12/28/2005 04:21:48 AM "

If YOUTH is so "soft" why isn't everyone clamoring away to be in it. Look at all the house mouse positions and all the people that want them and are jealous of those that work them.

If YOUTH is so soft, why did so many people waive the job when they had the chance to accept the "soft" job.

Every soft job on the department has tons of people that want it.

I will say it again. If its so "soft," why aren't people clamoring for it.

Maybe there is more "WORK" involved in the job than you realize! Could be!

12/28/2005 05:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No more waiting. I will reveal the identity of SCC right now. We all know that it is Deputy Chief Frank R.

Now we can get back to more important stuff. Bring on the funny pictures!

12/28/2005 05:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will definitely drink to that!
Deputy Chief Frank Radke

12/28/2005 05:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deputy Chief Frank R.,

I hope that you seek help for your problem soon. I am worried about you. We should go have a drink and discuss it.

Love, your friend,
Former Deputy Chief Dennis Lesniak

12/28/2005 05:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello,
I would say it absolutely depends on who is moderating the FREE speech. I wish you luck.

12/28/2005 06:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are no absolutes. Who cares?

12/28/2005 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If cops want to carry off-duty have them put a sign on their house. We could go there for reports. The ultimate caps program! Now you can be tough with your gun and badge. Oh don't forget that dog-chain badge carrier.

12/28/2005 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 8:38 you will be the first one to cry like the little bitch that you are when something happens to you or a loved one. You are such a little bitch.

12/28/2005 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous leftisthebest(again) said...

To 4:21:

I'll gladly form an alliance with dear M and Shady and Little Malcolm and all the rest you mentioned to compete in the Gay Games. Don't know if we'll win anything but we'll all look cute in the rainbow sashes as we march into Soldier Field.

Finally, to the individual that wishes to out M (SCC) serves no purpose. Why bring us to the point of a registered site? If that happens virtually everyone here will not come. I know "Shady" and I would, but it is not so much fun when you outnumber the enemy, i.e. Bush supporters and such.

Please reconsider your choice. Heck, if I know M personally I might even learn I like the guy.

12/28/2005 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Karl Rove said...

I know who you are because I have been monitoring this site, and millions like it. I know the identity of malcom's little brother, shady, and leftisthebest. I have their phones monitored on a regular basis. I'd love to share the identities of these individuals, but I must go and burp and change a diaper for the leader of the free, oh stike that, world. He has to sign more executive orders that allows me more power.

12/28/2005 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12/28/2005 05:52:05 AM

Lighten up Francis.

Didn't you see the satire in that post? Are these erectile dysfunction issues or good old fashioned length/girth poor self-image. My advice is too consult Dr. Joel Kaplan. He is a renowned expert and may allow you to go through life without thinking everyone is pointing at your miniature soldier and laughing. Goof.

12/28/2005 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not SCC.....this is my cousins computer and I was on the way to the store with my gymshoe money.

12/28/2005 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares who SCC is. This site is just plane fun. Why do Coppers always have to ruin everything?

12/28/2005 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm SCC and your not !

12/28/2005 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I DON'T KNOW WHO SCC IS,I DON'T CARE WHO SCC IS,AND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHO SCC IS!ALL I DO KNOW,IS THAT THIS IS A GREAT SITE TO BLOW OFF STEAM,AND FIND OUT WHATS GOING ON IN THE REST OF THE DEPARTMENT.KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.AND TO THE ASSHOLE WHO WANTS TO FRONT OFF SCC's IDENTITY,GO FUCK YOURSELF!

12/28/2005 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Ok SCC said...

Hmmm ok so SCC if you worked in TRU, 1631, and 812 you must be a brainwashed po with 2 years on, that is afraid of his own shadow and who is worthless, wears shiny clorino shoes whos aunt is a boss and hangs out at 5812 s. central? Am I right?

12/28/2005 02:12:00 PM  
Blogger Crimefile said...

SSC, I need to give you credit. You've imformed the retired, estranged and the fugitives from the Chicago Police Department. Of course in the process both SSC and the responders have exchanged lots of important issues and ideas.

I think what I like most is the politicians, bosses and media are all visiting and being influenced by the banter.

That job never leaves our blood. Chicago cops are a unique breed of people.

You sir, are the reason I've created my own blog. Now I have an outlet for all those unresolved issues.

Thank you for the inspiratiion!

12/28/2005 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Westcide Dog said...

I will never make the cut to be in the Gay Pride Games!

I'll run to the bathroom.
I'll run for coffee.
I'll run for beer.
I'll run for smokes.

Running is like picking your nose. It may feel good, but you don't know how silly you look doing it.

Unless of course I can chase Sgt. Warner around 35th St. She's hot!!!

12/28/2005 07:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am puting my vote in right now as to who SCC is...... SEISER from 024. He RUNS IT!!

12/28/2005 07:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC is...Keyser Soze!

12/28/2005 08:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The identity of SCC is a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The mayor doesn't even know! Don't you get it?

12/28/2005 09:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder....will revealing the identity of SCC hurt his chances of receiving a merit promotion? hahahahaha....keep up the good work, SCC!

12/28/2005 09:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As long as SCC isn't Phillip "macho hands" Kline or his kid, bald baby kline, who cares.

12/28/2005 09:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know's it's a liberal/democrat
that wants this site shut down. Typical liberal hypocrite, all for freedom of speech except when it doesn't conform to their ideas and agendas.

12/28/2005 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

come to think of it, if and when the identity of SCC is revealed, and if.....there is any retaliation or adverse action taken against him for or as a result of his blog, I would like to be one of his lawyers....

12/28/2005 09:38:00 PM  
Anonymous alice said...

2:12:39
Actually, I think he/she has 2 1/2 years, and 5812 s. central was a premis check (3 x day) per the caps order for the car.

5:52:05
You missed it compleatly. Get out of the D and back in a beat car. Scratch that, they need common sense and thick skin to work the street. Take a desk spot.

12/28/2005 11:14:00 PM  
Anonymous alice said...

2:12:39
Not really SCC's aunt (just a play-aunt). But I think you're right about her getting SCC the spot at TRU.

12/28/2005 11:20:00 PM  
Anonymous 411 said...

SCC is Rev. MEEKS...

12/29/2005 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous alice said...

Hey SCC,
If you do end up with a brick on you from being outed, let me know.
I have extra LAPA applications.

12/29/2005 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tb

1/05/2006 10:19:00 PM  

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