Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
posted by SCC at 1:35 AM
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Very funny! Keep them coming. And by the way, I saw Hitney sitting next to Bartman!
Excellent. Photoshop put to great use.
I will drink to that!Deputy Chief Frank Radke
She should hook up with D/B who appeared in all the historical photos at the old SCC
OMG that was funny!
Wasn't she seen in New Orleans with Looter Dude carrying a case of Heineken?
hahahahahah... that just made my Christmas. Merry Christmas everybody.
That poor broad will never live this event down in her life now. The humor is cute though.
Now that is just too funny. I hurt myself laughing so hard. Oh my G*d.....See what happens when you merit someone with no ground for it!!! Merry Christmas everyone!!!
Forget "Where's Waldo?". We have "WHERE'S HITNEY?"
Excellent SCC:Another unskilled CPD female who should go back to working as a clerk or secretary. Sorry thats not fair to the hard working secretaries and clerks. Will she be couldling up with the bosses now.
Chris is a wonderful person who worked with me for a couple of years; her street experience is definitely lacking, but she can type, sort, file and surf the net with the best of them. Living proff that not only the people who make it by merit are devoid of common sense.
sorry--should read proof
now thats funny
I'm sure they all wish they hadn't posed in those photos. I hope they have thick skins because they'll be catching a lot of shit for years to come.Merry Christmas
O.E.C. call takers being layed off early 2006... jobs being outsourced to call centers in India.
Nice pictures. It is sooooooo nice to see how smart our merit people are. Now I see why they would take 30 percent instead of someone like me who scored well on the test and would have made Sgt already if not for merit.
Hey, wasn't there a 017th guy posing wtih strippers at the Admiral a few years ago?
That is so wrong, but funny!Merry Christmas
At least they speak better English in India than most of our call takers."911 muthafucka, what the problem is"?
Yes, there was a guy from 017....Pictures at the Admiral with the strippers and had them in his locker.... K.T. was supposedly hooking up with female partner and she took exception to the fact that he was going there....She didn't care that he was married though
I WILL GURANTEE. IF JOB PENDING WORKS IN THE BEAT CAR...1631 HAS BEEN DOING SO FOR MANY MONTHS..I WORK 3RD WATCH AND ALWAY WONDERD HOW THEY BEAT ALL THE PROGRESS JOBS AND MAJOR PAPER JOBS...IM GOING TO TRY IT.THEY ALWAYS KNOW WHEN TO TAKE LUNCH OR PERSONAL AND GAS....I HATE THEM FOR THAT..DOGS.
thats funny, but is it really THAT bad? making a mountain out of a mole hill.
List the dates / times that 1631 has used the PDT to avoid in-progress or major jobs . In progress jobs are only in the "waiting" slot for a few seconds before dispatched , I doubt that they are using the PDT as you say . If they are it's the supervisors job to straighten them out.It sounds like you have a personal beef them.
12/25/2005 02:20:20 PMYeah, I can hear it now. "Thank you, come again!"
European-Americans can be so dumb at times.
I dont know this "merit-Sgt" or Soon to be Sgt (STBS), but I can see how the following might have happned:1)- STBS says "Hey, buddy, do me a favor, take my pict. next to this plane on the street." O.K. ***CLICK*** OR2)- BUDDY says- "Hey STBS, look over here!" ***CLICK*** "nice job asshole, Now give me a coppy of the pict." From there, one of the following scenerios may have played out:1)- I got this cool pict., I'll send it to Thisperson@whatever.com and Thatperson@whatever.com and mom@..., dad@..., bro@.... and they send it to two people, and those two pepole send it to two pepole, and those four pepole send it to....you get the point. OR2)- reading up on the ability of the NSA to now "eves-drop" on the domestic end (and this shuld satisfy you conspiracy theory geeks out there) The NSA pulled these Picts off of the -Net, Now, the final scene in this sick, twisted soap opera we call a job went down like:1)- someone on the list of individuals who recieved the Pict., (sent to by a friend, accidentaly, asked for it...) be it a X-partner, X-boy/girl friend, X-husband/gay lifemate... had an axe to grind, out of jelously, envy, greed, lust, stupidity, or the thousand other reasons, sent the fucking pict to the MEDIA! OR2)- The NSA sent the pict to the media, Supt, 1st Dept, and so on, and so on...Like I said, I dont know this chick from Adam (or Eve, for that matter), and what she did was fucking DUMB! Is she a good choice for SGT because of this error, I dont know, never worked with her. Nor am I making excuses for her. But what fries my ass raw, is the fact that someone sent it to the media! (and at least they fuzzed up her mug) Like my Dad told me when I was a kid..."no one likes a Tattle-Tale, or a Rat!" (granted, he was just about to hold up a liquor-store) Are the Pict"s on here funny...FUCK YES! Post them in the shitter/rollcall room in the Dist, up in what ever Det-Div. she goes to...I'm all for it, funny as shit! But sending the Pict to the Media, that is some LOW DOWN STINKY STICKEY SHIT! (My money is on a cop did it! but thats my "doom & gloom attitude) When do you cross that "line"??? I dont know, STBS sure the fuck does now...If she hasnt knawed off her right index finger for hitting the button on the mouse to send that pict by now... but I think the knawed off finger of culpability shuld be jammed firmly in the ass of the one that sent it to the media...Just me thinkin' while I'm drinkin'.....
at least we can spell Your last name correctly, Malcolm Little.
Me again... Kinda like the chick in the ABU-GARB prison deal. I'm not saying she was right/wrong... But the punk-rat-ass-bitch who turned in those pict's shuld have been walking point on a combat patrol with a sharp stick as a weapon the next day!...stoped thinkin' but still drinkin'!...
I'll tell you one thing- Christ has beautiful eyes, nice headlights and no junk in the trunk, is a doting mom herself- she just got caught up in the moment, that's all... hopefully Gentleman Joe can see her through this little tempest in a teapot... maybe a little starstruck/taken by the enormity of the plane/maybe some of her sponsors are that well endowed and it just felt comforting and familiar to get close to some a big phallic object like that/maybe if the plane's bathroom purge had engaged at the moment these photos had been snapped they never would have seen the light of day... just goes to show you- when a paranoid p.o. warns you that they don't want to get caught up in your kodak moment, maybe they have a point after all and heeding their advice will save you a future prozac moment or two...! ;-)
SPEAKING OF D/B ; PRETTY SURE I SAW HIM AT THE MEDICAL SECTION ON FRIDAY, BUT DIDN'T WANT TO EMBARRASS EITHER OF US BY ASKING HIM ABOUT IT (DIDN'T CHECK THE ROSTER EITHER AS I WAS ONLY THERE AS A CHAUFFEUR... COULD IT HAVE BEEN THE ZELIG-LIKE "BUEHRK" ? ? ? S.C.C. MUST JUST LOVED THAT DUDE! ;-) ENLIGHTEN US B.O.!!!
Screw you O'Grady aka Bathroom Wall. You don't know either of them and it's none of you're business if/why somebody is at the medical section. GFY and stop gossiping.
The Medical Section for O'Grady? We know it wasn't IOD unless he dropped his gut on on his foot falling out of the wagon. So you're a medical abuser too...is this a monthly occurrence?
naw- he was just somebody's patsy driving them down there and nosing in to other people's business.
Ok, do I think what this broad Hitney did was dumb? YES. absolutely. But as a broad myself, I would like to ask: WHERE IS THE CRITICISM FOR THE MALE DIC WHO ALSO TOOK PICS OF HIS UGLY MUG BESIDE THE PLANE?Hmmm???
Why should he be punished for something SHE did. It's obvious that she is the one who sent them out. It has captions and a cute little background. I am sure he is pissed because she included his photo. What an idiot. Nice to know she will be supervising soon.I think she should be in big trouble.
Actually, that Male Detective's head is so large you can't clearly see the plane. He really blocks it out....like an eclipse.
HER blondness. Type. So sorry.
TO: Broad at 12/26/2005 05:46:45 AM They must have been on HER camera, because SHE sent them out later that same night over the internet. "Hey, look at me! I'm breaking all the rules and no one can touch me because I'm pretty! Oh, so pretty!"P.S. At least he wasn't smiling.P.P.S. He really ought to beat the shit out of her for screwing him over like that. He blondeness must have clouded his mind.
Do her cuffs match her collar?
God grant me the serenity to accept what I can not change, the courage to change what I can and the wisdom to know the difference."I'll drink to that!" - Deputy Chief Frank Radke
She looks mav al ous
Het look at me !I'm wearing a HAT in the council chambers !!!What's up wit her ?Beetioch ! Suuba pie !!!
I wish I knew how to quit you, Chris.
she has no business being the police, and especially no business being a sgt... "hey joe, i've got the deputy chief on the phone for you"....
If they take the OEC calltaker jobs to India will they take Playacting Deputy Director Marista Keating with them?
AREA ONE QUESTION: Has anyone found out the latest on the new Juvenile Processing center in Area One? When is it going to be started and how are the spots going to be filled?Youth Investigators going to be processing crime scenes now? ...and you thought the HITNEY thing was bad?
The center is scheduled to open sometime in January. Area 1 SVU will still be doing Domestics (which include those bullshit custody cases), Missing persons, Elderly abuse and child abuse cases. I'm sure there will be enough crime to keep them busy. And in response to your comment about Youth Investigators on crime scenes guess what, Its been happening for awhile already. Even before everybody was combined into Detectives there were Youth Investigators in RBT and HGS in some areas.