Thursday, December 22, 2005

A Reader's Christmas Wishes

SCC Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas and Second City Cop
Was alive with silliness, sarcasm, and slop
The topic was “merit” – imagined or real
And the coppers who all got such a raw deal.

Daley was tossing and turning in his bed
Indictments of friends whistling all over his head
Oh Franny, Oh Franky, write me a good one
To not put an end to my fifteen year run.

Nine chiefs of staff during my tenure
Their names gone so fast, they’re all just a blur
Thank God for Ronnie, he may be my savior
From charges of covering criminal behavior.

Like padding the rolls or selling city blacktop
Or mystery trucks that do nothing but stop
Department heads falling weekly or quicker
I need some spin – get firemen with liquor!

On the front page, to save my dead ass
And deflect the heat to the CFD brass
Find cases on coppers that are all settled and done
And rehash the nonsense – my spin battle won.

Daley, Oh Daley, how low will you sink
Will Patty Fitz get you thrown in the clink
Our hero, our hero go, Patty Fitz, go
When will you land Daley a terrible blow.

Next topic – acronyms, S.O.S. TRU (true)
Sons of shitheads and total retarded U
Focus and stay on the topic today
Stop ranting and going all over the place.

Washington and some dickhead posting shit
That will cause some more grief and assholes to get bit
Bringing heat on us all, well intentioned or not
Keeps posting in all of the threads, what a sot.

Entertaining or not, yet still we are drawn
To visit today or tomorrow at dawn
We’ve seen SOX Titanic get raised from the deep
And a thread has been hijacked for bosses who're creeps.

Farrell was best boss by everyone’s vote
"Stop posting racist shit!" S.C.C. wrote
Censoring, deleting, keeping it clean
New topic! – Millennium Park and the Bean.

Trying to spot waste and criminal dealings
Not caring about hurting some feelings
If what’s spoke is the truth then live with the actions
Stop fighting, fussing, and splitting into factions

Repugs, Democraps, 016 and 008
All must join now to make this job great
Once more and stop all this shit that goes on
In violation of contract – right or wrong?

File grievances and contact your alderman
In order to help with this grand master plan
And return this job to its glorious state
Instead of dooming it to a perilous fate

Go Lefty, Go Bush Boy, Sgt. Northen too
And Shady, who without, what the fuck would we do?
His ranting and raving entertain all of us
His left leaning philosophy making a fuss

Without SCC Blog I admit
We wouldn’t have known a lot of the shit
That goes on in CPD right under our nose
That turns us into arguers, fighters, and foes

With the New Year that’s coming around
We must come together and start standing our ground
With FOP, aldermen, writers, and we
To stop getting fucked over by little King Richie

To everyone who enjoys this SCC site
I wish Merry Christmas with New Years in sight
A THANK YOU to M for providing this chance
To vent, rant, and talk shit while wearing no pants

Santa hat dangling its furry ball in my lap
While I post some more nonsense and crap
Back to being serious – SCC Blog is for all
For good or for bad – you make the call

In closing I must mention just one more thing
Keep aiming at grabbing that little brass ring
Keep Patty Fitz and Brennan at the top of your prayers
And hopefully we’ll bag us a big trophy – The Mayor!

71 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only contributions I see from this site are stoked hostility and rumour mongering. All that being said, TRU sucks.

12/22/2005 12:34:00 AM  
Blogger Shadi said...

Nice Holiday Rhymin', S-S-Simon!!

KUDOS 2 You, SCC- for This Second Coming!

Merry Christmas 2 All, and to all a late night!

(I gotta getz up late 4 work 2morrow!)

P.S. - Happy Kwaanzaa Lefty & Malcolm! ;-D

12/22/2005 12:42:00 AM  
Blogger Shadi said...

What a Masterpiece "Lefty" ! Salute!

(I'm sure someone will counter with a reply faster than Prancer can fly! ;-)

12/22/2005 12:46:00 AM  
Blogger SCC said...

Wasn't Lefty. Was a person we play darts with.

12/22/2005 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bravo!! Well done! A great site that lets people vent and give their opinions without worry.

Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays

12/22/2005 01:02:00 AM  
Blogger Shadi said...

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12/22/2005 01:18:00 AM  
Blogger Shadi said...

Now dearest "M" / S.C.C.- (who else calls you "M" other than "Lefty", my traffic-inducing righty???) ;-> (and who the hell else but he claims to tolerate me ??)

One can play darts against / with one's self if hard pressed... "from the left side of the board...- "LEFTY"... "from the right... "S.C.C."... ;-) (of course big whyte myke will say "that's what I was born 2 do..." ;-P

BUT TO WHOMEVER- A job well done!

(Where do you guys throw these projectiles...? Along West Grand Avenue...? ;-> Smilers? GCS? SOUTH SIDE? yer basement?)

12/22/2005 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BY THE WAY SCC- WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED FOR THAT "Open Space for Later / Watch this Space" IN THE RIGHT COLUMN...? ? ? MORE XMAS GIFTAGE ????

12/22/2005 01:22:00 AM  
Blogger SCC said...

Lefty will tell you it wasn't him.

Lots of mail we get is addressed to "M" or "Moderator" or "Hey jagoff."

We are way too busy to pretend to be Lefty/leftist. We don't do devil's advocate. Plenty of devils here to handle that.

And as we haven't admitted to being north or south side, where we throw our javelins shall remain nameless.

12/22/2005 01:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Best for the New Year.

and remember

Go we one

Go we all

wharej603

12/22/2005 02:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC has too much time on his hands... he must work in 009.

12/22/2005 03:29:00 AM  
Anonymous leftisthebest said...

As much As I'd like to take credit where it is not due (like Ronald RAYGUN and the Cold War) it was not I who penned the poem as there were no lines like:

And YOUR President pulled another blunder,
He spent billions on troops, while in Africa they died of hunger,
In the SSCP blog they praised Bush,
While Shady and Lefty criticism
they pushed.

It was well written though.

12/22/2005 05:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas SCC and to all those who participate. Whether I agree or disagree with any posted opinion, it's good to have a place to vent.

I've been keeping my eye on "watch this space" can I stop yet?

12/22/2005 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SMOKING SUCKS!

12/22/2005 08:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

COME ON, LETS ENFORCE THE SMOKING BAN IN ALL CITY BUILDINGS!! Catch a p.o. smoking in the station, 1 day period! Lets start doing it! Suspend those nicotine junkies! Hey lets increase the tax to 10.00 a pack! Smokers are usually those fatso out of shape officers. Here them breath, WEEEZ WEEZ! Hack, spit, gag!

12/22/2005 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot the coughing.

12/22/2005 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Westcide Dog said...

I say coal for Lefty, Shady and Mal,
who act as if Democrats are your pal.
God Bless Ronnie, George and G Dub two,
Without them what would liberals do?
With a tip of my cap, and a glass raised to all,
Merry Christmas to you and Happy New Year for all!

12/22/2005 08:39:00 AM  
Blogger Shadi said...

To Westcide D, e-bringer of coal...

Happy Kwaanza, you Court Ho-Ho-Ho!

12/22/2005 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Staff members of the following attorneys have been alerted to this thread:

Mr. Patrick Fitzgerald, U.S. Attorney for the Northern District of Illinois, Eastern Division(312/353-5300)

Ms. Noelle Brennan, Federal Shakman Monitor, (312/431-1800)

Mr. Michael Shakman, Esq. (312/263-3700)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

12/22/2005 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Malcolm X's liitle brother said...

No mention of any persons of color in tne above-posted rhyme. Back to the rap music, not.

12/22/2005 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone know who the female 25th distict tact officer was having sex in one of the roll call rooms downstairs?

12/22/2005 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The watch commander walked in and caught PO Maria Fellatio in flagrante delicto with PO Harold Stiffcock.

12/22/2005 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JEREMIAH MONKEY-DAY IS OUT ON BOND FROM DUPAGE COUNTY JAIL. ASSHOLE FORGOT THE OLD BERETTA SONG. IF YOU CAN'T DO THE TIME DON'T DO THE CRIME, NO DON'T DO IT. SAYS HE WAS TOO BROKE TO PAY BOND AND HIS KIN "WAS ABLE TO GATHER THE DUCKIES CAUSE THEY KNOWED HE GONNA GIT PAID". WTF? ANOTHER MARTYR?

12/22/2005 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All I want for Christmas is : All these assholes on here saying they are the police, yet they spout off and air dirty laundry on this site. this site is monitored, use your head. Where is the thin blue line? Brothers? Huh..I think not, too many babies on here. If you are racist thats your deal keep it at home, if you like rumors and name calling go back to your soap operas.
So many pussies......

12/22/2005 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome aboard, fellow complainer. You're now one of us.

12/22/2005 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous LeftIsThebest said...

Dear M.

Here is my holiday poem.

My name is Lefty, I'm a Chicago copper.
Thank God I am. Or else I'd be a mopper.

I have no skills, except to blame the right.
For anyone who will listen to me on this blog site.

I don't know that guy named Shady.
If I lived up north, he'd be my lady!

I don't believe in the Constitution, the Supreme Court, or the law.
If I had it my way, I'd make it up the way i saw.

Down with Bush.
He used to be a lush.

I can't believe he got the majority in 2004.
I was sure it would have been Gore.
Too bad Clinton was a whore.

Let's raise taxes and gas to $5.00 a gallon.
And I'll learn to ride a Saudi Arabian Stallion.

I hope my winter heating bill triples.
And for all the old people it criples.

Forget about drilling in Alaska and killing the caribou.
I may some day go up there and use it as a lou.

Cheney started the war to support Halliburton.
Too bad it'll be a war we'll have never won.

My friends in Hollywood are so pissed off.
They may even give up their Trump Tower loft.
Because the majority of Americans are soft.

Let's hear if for Hillary in 2008.
She'd be nobody without her mate.

She solved the healthcare crisis like she said.
While good old Bill was gettin' head.

Bill should've killed Osama in 1998.
Gee, is too late??

HEY!! On my side is Michael Moore.
Everyone knows he's a whore!!

I'm a white guy trying to do what's right.
I need an AA partner to keep up the fight.

Two is gone & one is on the way.
I'll decide and have the final say.

When it comes to homicide, i tend to hide. Wouldn't wanna hook a brother up with cyanide.

Should I tell the wife? I don't work homicide?
Goodnight
Goodbye

Goodnight Daniel Faulkner.

PS. Let's eat Ben & Jerry Ice Cream. Support the cause!!

Free Mumia Abu-Jamal. May he kill other Officers.

Free TOOKIE. Just because.

Free John Wayne Gacy. May he molest other young boys.

LeftIsThebest
InnocentUntilProvenGuilty

12/22/2005 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep Patty Fitz and Brennan at the top of your prayers . . . .

Which Patty Fitz is that? Lt. Fitzgerald? Wuts up?

12/22/2005 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous leftisthebest said...

The 11:04 post is quite funny in part,
not written by me, but some other tart,

Some believe it Shady, he is quiet a poet,
but if it were really him, I think I'd know it,

I don't know why they attack my pal, Shady,
afraid of all his knowledge maybe,

Opposed to capital punishment I'll admit,
those who kill police, to prison I'd commit,

March against the bourgeoise I have done,
but election still brings a president's son,

I only blame the right when they are wrong,
these days as frequent as a holiday song,

To all those who travel to this site,
I attempt to change their political oversight,

THEIR president they lend support blind,
While poor masses they'd leave in a bind,

I love them all, especially their leader, M,
who allows me to grow my political stem,

This is the end, no need to read further,
Merry Christmas to all my fellow bloggers

12/22/2005 01:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who beith so base as to impersonate Lefty to his face? I'd like to insult you for that in iambic pentameter- but the length would discourge the reader. The tempation to haiku is here to- rather than that, a hearty fuck you!

12/22/2005 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It used to be one of the front office broads doing dudes in the station

12/22/2005 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any scandal brewing in 025..or just rumors?

12/22/2005 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the first poster, you forgot to berate SOS and 016! Get your shit together hater!

12/22/2005 02:54:00 PM  
Anonymous leftisthebest said...

If anyone has not been to the blogsite of Crimefile,go there, it is pretty nice.

12/22/2005 03:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

025 again?

12/22/2005 03:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumors, rumors...we are our own worst enemy

12/22/2005 03:25:00 PM  
Anonymous FTO Bob 025 said...

On behalf of my family and myself I want to thank everyone for the great support and kindness shown to me during my recovery process.

my fellow officers who called, sent cards, and made phone calls to me during the last 6 months has been wonderful. I am proud to be a Chicago Police Officer and am proud to have an extended family like this one.

Please all stay safe and have a joyous holiday season.

Thanks again !

12/22/2005 03:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't this the same ol, same ol? Gambling, heavy clout gang officers, etc?

12/22/2005 03:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Bobs old PPO partner said...

Bob,

We are glad you are doing better and please hurry and get back soon, I am tired of being fill in fto, we need the real deal back asap. You too have a great holiday and I am glad your munchkin has her dad here for the holiday!

12/22/2005 03:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stay off the JAP CRAP- get a HOG!

12/22/2005 04:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LES IS MORE!!!!!!

12/22/2005 04:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Fto Bob 025 said...

I got your les is more........even thou you drive a hog i still love you !

12/22/2005 04:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wish someone could tell me where i can go to get all of my civillian clothes embroidered with the CPD logo, so i can transfer to 025 and fit in.

12/22/2005 04:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Les is MORE!!!

12/22/2005 05:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jim curry will kick your ass-just post your name.

LES IS MORE

LES IS MORE

LES IS MORE

LES IS MORE

LES IS MORE

LES IS MORE

12/22/2005 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened in 025 yesterday with the two gang officers getting grabbed? Keeping it hush hush...

12/22/2005 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grabbed? What do you grabbed and by who?

12/22/2005 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i meant what do mean grabbed? Is this fact or rumor?

12/22/2005 07:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NOBODY was grabbed by ANYBODY in 025.

12/22/2005 07:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, I grabbed somebody from 025. OK, it was more of a squeeze.

12/22/2005 07:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once again...the g*&%@+* rumors..bunch of old biddies

12/22/2005 09:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC

Merry Christmas. Thanks you for all your hard work on the blog. It is truly a great source of entertainment and often informative.

I'm not trying to guess your identity or be facetious, but I'm wondering whether you even have a job. I write this because I think about how often I check in on this site and have spoken with fellow officers who tell me they're addicted and spend hours on SCC. Where do you find the time? Are you on disability from the job? This endeavor just seems all-engrossing.

At any rate, I and many many fellow officers are grateful for your efforts. Keep up the good work!!

Sincerely,

A frequent reader and occasional poster.

12/22/2005 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People in Africa been dieing for humdreds of years. Now its all President Bush's fault?

Lefti, get your head out your ass...

12/22/2005 09:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the fuck is-
LES IS MORE ?

Someone please tell me

12/22/2005 09:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

09:11:57

SCC's identity will be posted in another blog... Pay attention and you will know.

12/23/2005 01:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yeah - I can assure you that DANNY would not hide his name if he posted on this forum.

12/23/2005 01:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LES IS MORE is one of those fat-asses on 3rd watch in 025!

12/23/2005 02:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

25 is a hole. they all are asses. they are typing stuff about each other to bust balls. skip to the real phonies. ed king, milovich and her partner/screw buddy.

12/23/2005 02:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That partner of hers calls her on her day off in the middle of a domestic to ask what he should do. He is a flunkie, and she is a phony. a perfect couple

12/23/2005 02:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi

12/23/2005 08:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Big Schlonng said...

Why dont all you cowards using peoples names on this blog post your own name. I know why you wont, you are cowards. You are the cowards not the ones you write about.

Have a merry xmas cowards< i am sure your mommy misses having a child with a backbone.

12/23/2005 10:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Eichner said...

All the bashing has the signature of schoessling and johnson. Perhaps I am wrong, but this is there words. For all the folks who dignify this blog by reading it, for the record: Wilder, Curry, Fligleman, Milovich, Blomstrand, and all others trashed here are trashed out of pure jealousy, for whatever reason, and the stories are BS. Believe what you want, but the truth is not being put out on here. If there is any courage or credibility in thes stories, then confront the victims of these tales. I trust that confrontation will not be forthcoming. Most cowards hide behind anonymity.

12/23/2005 11:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are good people.

12/23/2005 11:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ALL YOU COPS IN 025 SUCK! Talkative over rated assholes.

12/24/2005 01:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

ALL YOU COPS IN 025 SUCK! Talkative over rated assholes.

12/24/2005 01:50:08 PM

If you're not a police, thank you for letting all the rest of us know this.

If you are the police, thank you for letting all the rest of us know this.

Also, if you are the police, what do you think the civilians think of the police? They don't care if you're 025, 008, 016, suburban or whatever. They think you're a cop and you suck. Just in case you didn't know.

12/24/2005 05:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry I'm late to this, but to get back to the topic, how about another one? I'll write this over the next few hours until I get it right... Feel free to improve it as you see fit...


Richie junior looked out on
a Christmas party fire
Giggling nervously asks he
dju check doz guys for wires?

Loudly buzzed the party that night
with talk of recent layoffs
When an old friend came in sight
Deliv'ring Christmas payoffs!

Hither, friend, and stand by me
Tell me how'r da boyz doin?
The twenty six street crew says "Hi!"
da peasants are still moo-in

and yonder friends, how are dey?
You mean da boys in prison?
Yes indeedy, how are dey?
if dey roll we'll surely kill em

Well yous guys always were best
and keep da tributes comin
you are our guy, and buddy too
we'll keep da tributes comin

Bring me Joyce and bring me Cline
Bring me Degnan hither
Thou and I will see dem boys
I got some marchin orders.

Friends and King forth they went
Forth they went together
Through da sout side's wild lament
And da bitter weather

Sire, da night is darker now
And dem people look dark too
Are dey Jesse's crewmen dere?
I tink we must turn round here.

Mark my footsteps, my good friend
Stay close now to me Jer-ry
Thou shalt find they are our friends
and have been since da old days

In his master's steps he trod
up to Jesse's crewmen
Sure enough, dey did not step
and embraced Richie warmly

Therefore, Chicagoans, be sure
White or black regardless
Ye who now will campaign next fall
Shall find your work is hopeless
da fix is in right from da start
and its hopeless to think other
back a good Republican
and be good to your mother!

12/24/2005 06:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn, not one comment for my rendition? Shoulda mentioned its sung to the tune of my favorite Christmas song... Good King Wenceslas.

Did it suck?

12/25/2005 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That watch has the most goofs of any watch in any district in the city. First thing you should do if you go there, tell everyone from day one to bid out and start from scratch. There might be some really good ones there, but they are overwhelmed by the chaff.

12/25/2005 08:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shut up you idiot. You rip on the working police because you could not handle the job unless you were doing it from behind a desk. grow up coward.

and for the moron saying hes a captain please do you think we are that dumb to believe that ? you are probably a civilian.

12/26/2005 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I couldn't handle 1st watch in 025 because I would not be able to stand listening to all the whining, complaining, and moronic and juvenille insults.

All the while waiting for that next ax to fall via indictment. Truly a shaken watch in a shaky district.

12/26/2005 07:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:33:39
No. I did not think anyone was dumb enough to believe the post came from an actual capt.
It was a joke.
I can't believe you were dumb enough to entertain that idea!


You're soft.....and a COWARD!

12/27/2005 03:04:00 AM  
Anonymous your mother said...

Wilder is a GOOF

12/28/2005 11:26:00 PM  

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