Monday, December 19, 2005

And Speaking of Football

Evidently, we have a Chicago Police Football Team in addition to Baseball and Hockey Teams. We've been contacted by one of the principals and asked to post this notice.

The Chicago Police Football Club is looking for members interested in playing full pad tackle football against other departments from around the country in the National Public Safety Football League (www.npfsl.com). An informational meeting will be held on Wednesday, 18 January at 1900 hrs at the F.O.P. located at 1412 W. Washington. If interested please attend the meeting or for more information please contact:
P.O. John Curry (153) 773-406-0749 john.curry@chicagopolice.org
Det. Jim Sherlock (610) 773-610-3673 jshoes007@yahoo.com
Sgt. Jim Ade (143) 312-550-2279 james.ade@chicagopolice.org

35 Comments:

Anonymous m. seiser said...

I'll sign up. I'm great from the foul line.

12/19/2005 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want the water boy postion I hear chicks dig that!!

12/19/2005 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous j. wombles said...

Is huberman still elligable?
He's a wide receiver, used to be a tight end...

12/19/2005 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where would the games be played? I'm too old to play but would like to watch our team.

12/19/2005 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like it's just starting. They'll have info at the meeting I'll bet

12/19/2005 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will it be an IOD when after I get hurt trying to re-live my youth?

12/19/2005 05:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

these are going to be the guys on the medical come monday mornings after the games, and the rest of us won't be able to get time due.

12/19/2005 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
these are going to be the guys on the medical come monday mornings after the games, and the rest of us won't be able to get time due.

12/19/2005 08:40:10 AM



Gotta love that "fuck everybody before they fuck you" atittude of most coppers!

12/19/2005 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bitter people with small minds.

12/19/2005 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous 018 Tact guy said...

Will department please pull plug on 75 do nothings in Housing North. Those slobs come in 018 like they run it. Does department really need a ousing unit? I have afriend there and he says they work at most 4 hours a day and no slips being held!!!!! Inspector are you reading this? Take a drive by there lot they all drive 50,000+ cars no joke.

12/19/2005 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have a soccer team as well. www.cpdsoccer.com

12/19/2005 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 18 tact guy, 4 hours versus your 6 hour tours?

12/19/2005 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We will be practicing at mercy home (1140 w Jackson) on their indoor field until the weather breaks, then we will be at St Ignatius (1076 w Roosevelt) due to its central location. Game location is uncertain but we are trying to get Soldier Field for at least one game a year. All these issues will be addressed at the meeting.

12/19/2005 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Housing Unit must be keeping 018th Tact guy from his slumber parties on Rush St. or standing around trying to look impressive on Michigan Ave. Maybe someone forgot to tell you....that district station belongs to CPD and any memeber who has use for it, its not your personal hangout or home away from home.....all because these GUYS don't drive used Saturn Sedans and/or 15 year old Chevy's, if that GUY in Housing was really a friend...you wouldn't be trying to SCREW him BIG TIME....jealous or just tired of brown bagging it!

12/19/2005 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hummerman will be the FLUFFER, no wait, that's for porn.

12/19/2005 01:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, you could get a pretty good offensive line from the guys on this job. So many fat-asses to chose from (001, airport, 016,025 days, 024,or many of the rest of the districts out there.

12/19/2005 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about a rugby team?

12/19/2005 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rugby Yes!

Only women wear pads

12/19/2005 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like Housing has been emptying the bathroom hair gel dispensers when they go in to 018.

12/19/2005 03:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Sounds like Housing has been emptying the bathroom hair gel dispensers when they go in to 018.

12/19/2005 03:54:21 PM


I heard one of the Housing Guys broke the Capuccino machine in the roll call room in 018, and now there is a heated rivalry!

12/19/2005 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous dick trickle said...

Area 1 Football Nominations:

Disgruntled morale killing owner:
Patty Walsh

Coach:
John Farrell

Mascot:
Jimmy Bailey

Center:
Joe Frugoli (the head alone)

Kicker/Punter:
John Clisham

Offensive and Defensive Line:
Ray Connors

Tight End (Well -- tight pants, anyway):
Kevin Duffin

Insane White Middle Linebacker:
Zawilla

Team Bookies:
Murray and Brogan

Cheerleading Coaches:
Kathy Burke and Lori Rice

Team Doctor(TIE):
Adam Katz, or the guy who beat up OD and TOB

Leon and T.O. - esque Wideout:
Vince James

2nd String QB:
Tim Nolan (Can't play hurt)

Practice Dummies:
Lascola and Hughes

Boozed up Bus Driver:
Tom Barrett

More later ..........

12/19/2005 06:42:00 PM  
Blogger sharky said...

If that Zawila is Mark, tell him I said hello, long time no see.......haven't seen him in a long time.

12/19/2005 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm voting for KUTA as QB on the A-1 Team!

12/20/2005 03:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's the fattest copper on the job?


Who's the skinniest on the job?

Which District has the bitchiest desk crew?


Which District has the most pleasant desk crew?


Who is the best Watch Commander?


Who is the worst Watch Commander?


If you could work in any unit Citywide, where would that be?


If Patrol is the backbone of the Department, why does it always get shit on?


If you could nominate the next Superintendent, who would that be?

12/20/2005 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SIR DONKEY says..............




M SISER RUNS IT!

12/20/2005 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

really looking forward to this football team...glad its off and running

12/20/2005 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is one of the best strings I've seen in a while. Minimal bashing of other coppers by coppers. Nice to see that.

12/20/2005 09:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
12/20/2005 08:02:57 AM

Who's the fattest copper on the job?
A: Dunno

Who's the skinniest on the job?
A: Dunno
Which District has the bitchiest desk crew?
A: Dunno

Which District has the most pleasant desk crew?
A: 21

Who is the best Watch Commander?
A: Bill Town

Who is the worst Watch Commander?
A: Dunno, but there are plenty

If you could work in any unit Citywide, where would that be?
A: Bomb & Arson

If Patrol is the backbone of the Department, why does it always get shit on?
A: Because they are first responders, and first responders always get shit on. Also, it's the most visible of units in the department and where almost all police/citizen contact begins.

If you could nominate the next Superintendent, who would that be?
A: Chuck Williams

12/20/2005 10:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Worst unit/crew:
Central Detention

Best Boss:
Ron Ponticore

Fattest Copper:
Wally

Most Anal Retentive copper:
Billy Cozzi
(but still a worker)

Best C/O:
Atkins

Laziest Dick:
Dan McHugh

Looniest Boss:
Olsen

Looniest Copper:
Seiser
(but, he runs it)

Best Detail:
Final day of the taste.
(with McNulty)

Most corrupt organization:
LAPA

Worst Rule:
residency

Biggest lush:
????????????

12/21/2005 01:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's the fattest copper on the job?
FORMER INSPECTOR MCGUIRE

Who's the skinniest on the job?


Which District has the bitchiest desk crew?
005

Which District has the most pleasant desk crew?
025 MIDS

Who is the best Watch Commander?
CAPT TOM KARNICK 014 MIDS

Who is the worst Watch Commander?

CYNTHIA WHITE 005
If you could work in any unit Citywide, where would that be?

FUGITIVE APPREHENSION
If Patrol is the backbone of the Department, why does it always get shit on?
TO MANY COWARD SUPERVISORS IN PATROL, TOO WORRIED ABOUT A LATE PINCH, CURFEWS AND PARKERS AND NOT ABOUT THE MORAL OF THE MEN

If you could nominate the next Superintendent, who would that be?

JOHN RISLEY

12/21/2005 02:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey D.T can I play on the team,Huh, Huh, can I? I promise to play nice and I won't eat all the donuts...

The Guy The Next Block Over..

12/21/2005 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have a soccer team. Just beat the Fire Departments team 2-1 at St. Rita H.S..

12/21/2005 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's the fattest copper on the job?
A: too many to name.

Who's the skinniest on the job?
A: My ex-partner

Which District has the bitchiest desk crew?
A: 002

Which District has the most pleasant desk crew?
A: 025

Who is the best Watch Commander?
A: Bob Burns - retired

Who is the worst Watch Commander?
A: Cynthia White, who else?

If you could work in any unit Citywide, where would that be?
A: Detached Services (hiding)

If Patrol is the backbone of the Department, why does it always get shit on?
A: Because they're in uniform and can't hide.

If you could nominate the next Superintendent, who would that be?
A: Tom Byrne

12/21/2005 09:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone bitches about that usless cunt of a cop Cynthia White, I just cant bring myself to call her Capt., Yep, I see those bars in that cunt's shirt, but it would be better saying IDOC. 005 was somewhat of a good place to work in from what I seen and heard untill that cunt reared her ugly mug in there... Housing South/006 wasnt half bad either, but the bitch ruined those placed too. Get a few decent coppers & bosses in a shit district, trying to do a little police work, she comes in and shits all over the place. WTF??? Supt. dosent see / care what this bitch is about??? Dump her ass to LT, and hide her in a toilet at 35th ST. Hilliard is the one that made her fat ass, she shuld have went out the door when he did!
SCC, how - bout a thread on how we can get rid of her fat ass???

12/24/2005 01:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of football. Has any one else had problems with monterray security at Soldier field? My story is during a pre game tail gate. I watched as three off duty coppers were approached by A roaming group of Monterray security people in the parking lot.(All suburban coppers) who told the group to "wrap up their barbeque). When asked for what reason (because several thousand people were also cooking) the reply was because I said so. The security guard then pulled out pepper spray and an asp and said "Now what." It wasn't until they were informed that these barbequers were police that they finally reluctently decided to reconsider. Anyone have any other horror stories about this company. Wasn't the owner Juan Gaytan fired from CPD out of 010 along with a ppo for conducting "family business" on company time?

12/27/2005 08:20:00 AM  

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