And Speaking of Football
Evidently, we have a Chicago Police Football Team in addition to Baseball and Hockey Teams. We've been contacted by one of the principals and asked to post this notice.
The Chicago Police Football Club is looking for members interested in playing full pad tackle football against other departments from around the country in the National Public Safety Football League (www.npfsl.com). An informational meeting will be held on Wednesday, 18 January at 1900 hrs at the F.O.P. located at 1412 W. Washington. If interested please attend the meeting or for more information please contact:
P.O. John Curry (153) 773-406-0749 john.curry@chicagopolice.org
Det. Jim Sherlock (610) 773-610-3673 jshoes007@yahoo.com
Sgt. Jim Ade (143) 312-550-2279 james.ade@chicagopolice.org
The Chicago Police Football Club is looking for members interested in playing full pad tackle football against other departments from around the country in the National Public Safety Football League (www.npfsl.com). An informational meeting will be held on Wednesday, 18 January at 1900 hrs at the F.O.P. located at 1412 W. Washington. If interested please attend the meeting or for more information please contact:
P.O. John Curry (153) 773-406-0749 john.curry@chicagopolice.org
Det. Jim Sherlock (610) 773-610-3673 jshoes007@yahoo.com
Sgt. Jim Ade (143) 312-550-2279 james.ade@chicagopolice.org
posted by SCC at 12:40 AM
34 Comments:
I'll sign up. I'm great from the foul line.
I want the water boy postion I hear chicks dig that!!
Is huberman still elligable?
He's a wide receiver, used to be a tight end...
Where would the games be played? I'm too old to play but would like to watch our team.
Sounds like it's just starting. They'll have info at the meeting I'll bet
Will it be an IOD when after I get hurt trying to re-live my youth?
these are going to be the guys on the medical come monday mornings after the games, and the rest of us won't be able to get time due.
Anonymous said...
these are going to be the guys on the medical come monday mornings after the games, and the rest of us won't be able to get time due.
12/19/2005 08:40:10 AM
Gotta love that "fuck everybody before they fuck you" atittude of most coppers!
Bitter people with small minds.
Will department please pull plug on 75 do nothings in Housing North. Those slobs come in 018 like they run it. Does department really need a ousing unit? I have afriend there and he says they work at most 4 hours a day and no slips being held!!!!! Inspector are you reading this? Take a drive by there lot they all drive 50,000+ cars no joke.
We have a soccer team as well. www.cpdsoccer.com
Hey 18 tact guy, 4 hours versus your 6 hour tours?
We will be practicing at mercy home (1140 w Jackson) on their indoor field until the weather breaks, then we will be at St Ignatius (1076 w Roosevelt) due to its central location. Game location is uncertain but we are trying to get Soldier Field for at least one game a year. All these issues will be addressed at the meeting.
Housing Unit must be keeping 018th Tact guy from his slumber parties on Rush St. or standing around trying to look impressive on Michigan Ave. Maybe someone forgot to tell you....that district station belongs to CPD and any memeber who has use for it, its not your personal hangout or home away from home.....all because these GUYS don't drive used Saturn Sedans and/or 15 year old Chevy's, if that GUY in Housing was really a friend...you wouldn't be trying to SCREW him BIG TIME....jealous or just tired of brown bagging it!
Hummerman will be the FLUFFER, no wait, that's for porn.
Hey, you could get a pretty good offensive line from the guys on this job. So many fat-asses to chose from (001, airport, 016,025 days, 024,or many of the rest of the districts out there.
What about a rugby team?
Rugby Yes!
Only women wear pads
Sounds like Housing has been emptying the bathroom hair gel dispensers when they go in to 018.
Anonymous said...
Sounds like Housing has been emptying the bathroom hair gel dispensers when they go in to 018.
12/19/2005 03:54:21 PM
I heard one of the Housing Guys broke the Capuccino machine in the roll call room in 018, and now there is a heated rivalry!
Area 1 Football Nominations:
Disgruntled morale killing owner:
Patty Walsh
Coach:
John Farrell
Mascot:
Jimmy Bailey
Center:
Joe Frugoli (the head alone)
Kicker/Punter:
John Clisham
Offensive and Defensive Line:
Ray Connors
Tight End (Well -- tight pants, anyway):
Kevin Duffin
Insane White Middle Linebacker:
Zawilla
Team Bookies:
Murray and Brogan
Cheerleading Coaches:
Kathy Burke and Lori Rice
Team Doctor(TIE):
Adam Katz, or the guy who beat up OD and TOB
Leon and T.O. - esque Wideout:
Vince James
2nd String QB:
Tim Nolan (Can't play hurt)
Practice Dummies:
Lascola and Hughes
Boozed up Bus Driver:
Tom Barrett
More later ..........
I'm voting for KUTA as QB on the A-1 Team!
Who's the fattest copper on the job?
Who's the skinniest on the job?
Which District has the bitchiest desk crew?
Which District has the most pleasant desk crew?
Who is the best Watch Commander?
Who is the worst Watch Commander?
If you could work in any unit Citywide, where would that be?
If Patrol is the backbone of the Department, why does it always get shit on?
If you could nominate the next Superintendent, who would that be?
SIR DONKEY says..............
M SISER RUNS IT!
really looking forward to this football team...glad its off and running
This is one of the best strings I've seen in a while. Minimal bashing of other coppers by coppers. Nice to see that.
Anonymous said...
12/20/2005 08:02:57 AM
Who's the fattest copper on the job?
A: Dunno
Who's the skinniest on the job?
A: Dunno
Which District has the bitchiest desk crew?
A: Dunno
Which District has the most pleasant desk crew?
A: 21
Who is the best Watch Commander?
A: Bill Town
Who is the worst Watch Commander?
A: Dunno, but there are plenty
If you could work in any unit Citywide, where would that be?
A: Bomb & Arson
If Patrol is the backbone of the Department, why does it always get shit on?
A: Because they are first responders, and first responders always get shit on. Also, it's the most visible of units in the department and where almost all police/citizen contact begins.
If you could nominate the next Superintendent, who would that be?
A: Chuck Williams
Worst unit/crew:
Central Detention
Best Boss:
Ron Ponticore
Fattest Copper:
Wally
Most Anal Retentive copper:
Billy Cozzi
(but still a worker)
Best C/O:
Atkins
Laziest Dick:
Dan McHugh
Looniest Boss:
Olsen
Looniest Copper:
Seiser
(but, he runs it)
Best Detail:
Final day of the taste.
(with McNulty)
Most corrupt organization:
LAPA
Worst Rule:
residency
Biggest lush:
????????????
Who's the fattest copper on the job?
FORMER INSPECTOR MCGUIRE
Who's the skinniest on the job?
Which District has the bitchiest desk crew?
005
Which District has the most pleasant desk crew?
025 MIDS
Who is the best Watch Commander?
CAPT TOM KARNICK 014 MIDS
Who is the worst Watch Commander?
CYNTHIA WHITE 005
If you could work in any unit Citywide, where would that be?
FUGITIVE APPREHENSION
If Patrol is the backbone of the Department, why does it always get shit on?
TO MANY COWARD SUPERVISORS IN PATROL, TOO WORRIED ABOUT A LATE PINCH, CURFEWS AND PARKERS AND NOT ABOUT THE MORAL OF THE MEN
If you could nominate the next Superintendent, who would that be?
JOHN RISLEY
Hey D.T can I play on the team,Huh, Huh, can I? I promise to play nice and I won't eat all the donuts...
The Guy The Next Block Over..
We have a soccer team. Just beat the Fire Departments team 2-1 at St. Rita H.S..
Who's the fattest copper on the job?
A: too many to name.
Who's the skinniest on the job?
A: My ex-partner
Which District has the bitchiest desk crew?
A: 002
Which District has the most pleasant desk crew?
A: 025
Who is the best Watch Commander?
A: Bob Burns - retired
Who is the worst Watch Commander?
A: Cynthia White, who else?
If you could work in any unit Citywide, where would that be?
A: Detached Services (hiding)
If Patrol is the backbone of the Department, why does it always get shit on?
A: Because they're in uniform and can't hide.
If you could nominate the next Superintendent, who would that be?
A: Tom Byrne
Everyone bitches about that usless cunt of a cop Cynthia White, I just cant bring myself to call her Capt., Yep, I see those bars in that cunt's shirt, but it would be better saying IDOC. 005 was somewhat of a good place to work in from what I seen and heard untill that cunt reared her ugly mug in there... Housing South/006 wasnt half bad either, but the bitch ruined those placed too. Get a few decent coppers & bosses in a shit district, trying to do a little police work, she comes in and shits all over the place. WTF??? Supt. dosent see / care what this bitch is about??? Dump her ass to LT, and hide her in a toilet at 35th ST. Hilliard is the one that made her fat ass, she shuld have went out the door when he did!
SCC, how - bout a thread on how we can get rid of her fat ass???
Speaking of football. Has any one else had problems with monterray security at Soldier field? My story is during a pre game tail gate. I watched as three off duty coppers were approached by A roaming group of Monterray security people in the parking lot.(All suburban coppers) who told the group to "wrap up their barbeque). When asked for what reason (because several thousand people were also cooking) the reply was because I said so. The security guard then pulled out pepper spray and an asp and said "Now what." It wasn't until they were informed that these barbequers were police that they finally reluctently decided to reconsider. Anyone have any other horror stories about this company. Wasn't the owner Juan Gaytan fired from CPD out of 010 along with a ppo for conducting "family business" on company time?
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